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« Reply #23281 on: June 19, 2012, 09:15:15 PM »
I just noticed "belive"

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« Reply #23282 on: June 19, 2012, 09:15:57 PM »
You just had to ruin it, Viz.
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« Reply #23283 on: June 19, 2012, 09:35:07 PM »
That page above is abysmal. Really? This is a forum not a shitty blog.
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« Reply #23284 on: June 19, 2012, 09:39:11 PM »
:lol that piano thread is AMAZING PLUS.

this shit takes the cakes for most pathetic thing i've ever read on the internet.  every new post is more embarrassing than the last; dude has hit the bottom of the barrel of desperation and is trying to crawl through the cracks and bury himself
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« Reply #23285 on: June 19, 2012, 09:39:44 PM »
I just noticed "belive"

There's also "advertisment."  As if EviLore would be fine with shoving an ad at the bottom right hand corner of a page.

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« Reply #23286 on: June 19, 2012, 09:57:34 PM »
You just had to ruin it, Viz.

Im great at ruining things
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« Reply #23287 on: June 19, 2012, 10:58:12 PM »
lol Skies keeps posting threads about his life even after every previous one backfires on him.

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« Reply #23290 on: June 19, 2012, 11:51:18 PM »
what brought that on?
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« Reply #23291 on: June 19, 2012, 11:54:05 PM »
what brought that on?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=479163

This thread in which the OP takes a blog post that has an agenda and misinterprets data of sexual assault of inmates. Opiate closed it since it was made in bad faith. I was annoyed at being sniped from the onset. It was basically ban bait material, OP has issues.

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« Reply #23292 on: June 20, 2012, 12:38:49 AM »
There's this one dude in the picture thread who keeps posting photos (a lot), but rarely gets any responses. So he resorts to posting photos with different, random female friends or girls from his workplace (calls them "someone special") to reverse that, to no avail. He's not ugly by any means, but he's got that face you tend to forget or ignore. The point I'm trying to make here is that I feel genuinely sad for him, and that the "special someone" routine is borderline creepy.

Whoever guesses the name right gets a cookie.
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« Reply #23293 on: June 20, 2012, 12:40:20 AM »
Jinfash?
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« Reply #23294 on: June 20, 2012, 12:42:36 AM »
Make flippant remark about not visiting reddit. People lose their shit.

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« Reply #23295 on: June 20, 2012, 12:46:33 AM »
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« Reply #23297 on: June 20, 2012, 12:55:34 AM »
dark_chris?

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« Reply #23298 on: June 20, 2012, 12:59:07 AM »
dark_chris?

I feel like a bitch now, but yep!

Lucky guess or am I on to something here?
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« Reply #23299 on: June 20, 2012, 01:03:02 AM »
dark_chris?

I feel like a bitch now, but yep!

Lucky guess or am I on to something here?

I actually knew who you were talking about before I looked at the most recent pics but I couldn't remember his tag.

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« Reply #23300 on: June 20, 2012, 01:04:19 AM »
dark_chris?

I feel like a bitch now, but yep!

Lucky guess or am I on to something here?

he looks kinda creepy. his bad comb over doesn't help
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« Reply #23301 on: June 20, 2012, 01:08:56 AM »
his bad comb over doesn't help

Yes! He also looks eerily similar to a creepy cousin of mine (same looks, glasses, hair style, etc), so that explains my fixation for the most part.
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« Reply #23302 on: June 20, 2012, 01:15:48 AM »
everyone needs to realize sony dropped the #gamechanger message for a reason and quit making threads about any new thing being a #gamechanger
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« Reply #23303 on: June 20, 2012, 01:19:36 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=479167

Hahaha. Posted a thread link to a blog with bullshit statistics. Thread got closed. OP so mad.
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« Reply #23304 on: June 20, 2012, 01:36:09 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=479167

Hahaha. Posted a thread link to a blog with bullshit statistics. Thread got closed. OP so mad.
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« Reply #23305 on: June 20, 2012, 01:50:13 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=479166

kids these days, no respect for their elders

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« Reply #23306 on: June 20, 2012, 01:57:47 AM »
That thread is horrible. In part because it was clearly meant to bait people, but mostly because nearly half the responses were "lol rage sucked!!11!!".
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« Reply #23307 on: June 20, 2012, 02:31:35 AM »
I remember reading a year or two back that Carmack was a massive lolbertarian.

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« Reply #23308 on: June 20, 2012, 02:38:54 AM »
He posted this: http://media.armadilloaerospace.com/misc/government.htm

His wife's company is named Fountainhead Entertainment.
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« Reply #23309 on: June 20, 2012, 03:06:03 AM »
He posted this: http://media.armadilloaerospace.com/misc/government.htm

His wife's company is named Fountainhead Entertainment.

RAGE was good and I can see what he's saying there and it's not particularly crazy and it's pretty well articulated.  The problem is that he doesn't really offer any real alternatives to taxation, and so it's basically just "the sky is blue".  But it doesn't really make me think any less of the guy.  He's really really really intelligent and a good speaker/writer.  I got a lot of respect for the man. 

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« Reply #23310 on: June 20, 2012, 03:08:58 AM »
That thread is horrible. In part because it was clearly meant to bait people, but mostly because nearly half the responses were "lol rage sucked!!11!!".

Yeah that sort of shit is annoying. "Made an average game? lol your argument is invalid!"
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« Reply #23311 on: June 20, 2012, 03:12:11 AM »
Kagari couldn't pass up an "ice burn" when she saw the thread title.

The fact that like 95% of the article was about his VR stuff is irrelevant, RAGE SUCKS AND DIDN'T SELL AS MUCH AS MW3.

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« Reply #23312 on: June 20, 2012, 03:16:57 AM »
That thread is horrible. In part because it was clearly meant to bait people, but mostly because nearly half the responses were "lol rage sucked!!11!!".

Well we can't all be Titanic documentary makers.
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« Reply #23313 on: June 20, 2012, 03:32:07 AM »
I want to be a successful vacation author :'(

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« Reply #23314 on: June 20, 2012, 04:05:38 AM »
Also I will pay $2 to be unbanned just so I can account suicide.

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« Reply #23315 on: June 20, 2012, 04:33:10 AM »
He posted this: http://media.armadilloaerospace.com/misc/government.htm

His wife's company is named Fountainhead Entertainment.

Yes! That's the very same article I saw.

Disappointing to find out that's how he is, but as bebpo said, the dude's still super smart (when it comes to programming).

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« Reply #23316 on: June 20, 2012, 05:47:09 AM »
asperger's usually isn't looked on kindly 'round these parts

surprised we have such a defence force out for King Asperger

...we're taking about Carmack, right?

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« Reply #23317 on: June 20, 2012, 06:28:46 AM »
Oh yeah, totally agree. Was only commenting on his engineering smarts. Everything else isn't worth mentioning.

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« Reply #23318 on: June 20, 2012, 06:37:08 AM »
Except nobody was "giving him a pass" and there wasn't a "defense force" for him?

It was about:
Carmack in interview: "Not really interested in standard ol gaming, next gen will be just more of that, how about this VR thing I'm doing."
Kagari: "LOL RAGE SUCKS"
More GAFers: "PWNED TRUF THIS. DIDN'T COME CLOSE TO MW3. LOL ID."
« Last Edit: June 20, 2012, 06:39:44 AM by benjipwns »

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« Reply #23319 on: June 20, 2012, 06:42:52 AM »
See, your heart just wasn't in it. That's why the blood sacrifice won't take.

Now how about that Donkey Kong Country?

John Carmack's Donkey Kong Seastead?
« Last Edit: June 20, 2012, 06:44:32 AM by benjipwns »

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« Reply #23320 on: June 20, 2012, 07:08:43 AM »
No, leave them be, it's my fault anyway.

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« Reply #23321 on: June 20, 2012, 12:09:23 PM »
He posted this: http://media.armadilloaerospace.com/misc/government.htm

His wife's company is named Fountainhead Entertainment.

good god, that blindered rant made me think LESS of him. he really IS an ace when it comes to pragmatic programming, but, much like his approach to software development overall, he has a shockingly naive view of the world.
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« Reply #23322 on: June 20, 2012, 02:30:36 PM »
He'll never succeed with his VR try...he probably won't "succeed" again.

But I will say that we have the technology; you'd think we'd have capable VR units by now.

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« Reply #23323 on: June 20, 2012, 02:51:08 PM »
He'll never succeed with his VR try...he probably won't "succeed" again.

But I will say that we have the technology; you'd think we'd have capable VR units by now.

I think with OLED tech and bendable screens we'll start seeing VR units that are much smaller and higher resolution. The whole thing with Carmacks unit is the large FoV that encompasses the users visions and also a focus on latency. I'm psyched for it and what will come from it.
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« Reply #23324 on: June 20, 2012, 02:57:12 PM »
I think the capabilities of VR are amazing and much more interesting than regular 3d which everybody has been banging on about.

That being said, its very hard to see it evolving outside of a niche context.

As far as Carmack I think he's an interesting person but not especially relevant to most modern gamers. Which is fine. I don't think he's really aiming for that at this point. He just likes to work on things that personally interest him as long as their are companies out there willing to fund that.
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« Reply #23325 on: June 20, 2012, 03:16:10 PM »
He posted this: http://media.armadilloaerospace.com/misc/government.htm

His wife's company is named Fountainhead Entertainment.

good god, that blindered rant made me think LESS of him. he really IS an ace when it comes to pragmatic programming, but, much like his approach to software development overall, he has a shockingly naive view of the world.

Bunch of nerds do.

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« Reply #23326 on: June 20, 2012, 03:22:44 PM »
Yeah, a lot of science and technology nerds are libertarians. It's a disease, but with hope there can be a cure.
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« Reply #23327 on: June 20, 2012, 03:48:15 PM »
You would have thought the dejection would have worked by now.
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« Reply #23332 on: June 20, 2012, 09:46:01 PM »
Brilliant programmer and I don't want to take away from what he achieved in his younger years, but if he's so smart, why has he been running into walls ever since Romero and Hall left?

iD's been on a massive backslide since Doom 3, yeah. But Quake 3: Arena rocked.

I partially blame it on Carmack building graphics engines over building games first and foremost. And for that, it allowed Epic to make Unreal Engine a new middleware when iD was the middleware company before. After that, it's basically his company has been sucked dry because he no longer has the middleware licenses to back up that development time. It's basically the George Brossard effect but less "when it's done."

I'll give him props though: He's a good coder and GPL's his engines.
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Something that I wish more companies would do.  :'( Would be nice to see how some engines run after they've become "old-hat"/out of date and no longer are selling like hotcakes.




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« Reply #23336 on: June 22, 2012, 02:40:14 AM »
I see why the nintendo herd was getting culled. They are pushing full distinguished mentally-challenged fellow mode with these threads.

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« Reply #23337 on: June 22, 2012, 02:42:07 AM »
I see why the nintendo herd was getting culled. They are pushing full distinguished mentally-challenged fellow mode with these threads.

Did you see the nintendo direct thread where a woman came on the screen and a bunch of them jizzed their pants?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=479362&page=9

Starts here if you have 100 posts per page.
« Last Edit: June 22, 2012, 02:44:39 AM by Needs More Cowbell »

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« Reply #23338 on: June 22, 2012, 02:44:52 AM »
I see why the nintendo herd was getting culled. They are pushing full distinguished mentally-challenged fellow mode with these threads.

Did you see the nintendo direct thread where a woman came on the screen and a bunch of them jizzed their pants?

Thatft happened? Christ. I was talking about the separate thread about a damn ac adapter.

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« Reply #23339 on: June 22, 2012, 02:47:16 AM »
I see why the nintendo herd was getting culled. They are pushing full distinguished mentally-challenged fellow mode with these threads.

Did you see the nintendo direct thread where a woman came on the screen and a bunch of them jizzed their pants?

Thatft happened? Christ. I was talking about the separate thread about a damn ac adapter.

Yeah I edited it in above.