Author Topic: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread (Read 5953913 times)

magus · « **Reply #23100 on:** June 16, 2012, 07:10:42 AM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on June 15, 2012, 09:54:20 PM

Double Fine being indie or not is kind of irrelevant. The fact is, their games are all digital now. You ignore digital titles, whether the games are indie or not is not even the point.

i ignore digital titles simply because i do most of my gaming on portable's and 360 and rarely play on my pc,most digital games don't look like stuff i would enjoy so i don't feel like i'm missing much

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lol... magus Pokemon Conquest is out soon. You dont need to waste time on these shitty PC games.

oda nobunaga >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> goats

Quote from: etiolate on June 16, 2012, 02:26:56 AM

I loved the GC controller. I actually like the button layout more than the standard diamond layout. Most games have you pushing one button most of the time, so the GC layout made sense. The issue was the right stick and a tiny dpad, but I made the dpad work.

i don't know what's wrong with the stick but my thumb always hurt like crazy after playing melee for an hour

Momo · « **Reply #23101 on:** June 16, 2012, 07:56:36 AM »

Eh every Nintendo controller post SNES has been a horrendous piece of shit imo

tiesto · « **Reply #23102 on:** June 16, 2012, 10:34:18 AM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on June 15, 2012, 06:14:09 PM

Quote from: magus on June 15, 2012, 05:37:49 PM
i don't like indie games,they are the gaming equivalent of cat video's and the star wars kid,there is no production value or idea's in them,it always feel like some kid wanted to make some quick bucks by relying on nostalgia

when i had a gamecube i bought freaking baten kaitos with 20 bucks,that's a lot better than any shitty bundle with braid and world of goo in it

So, instead of playing simple, fun games like Escape Goat and Noitu Love 2, you'd rather just complain that big-budget games don't cater to your niche tastes.

Would you recommend Noitu Love 2? Was browsing the steam store and saw the video... looks very cool but I'm wondering how "tight" it plays...

D3RANG3D · « **Reply #23103 on:** June 16, 2012, 10:52:17 AM »

Quote from: Bebpo on June 16, 2012, 02:41:24 AM

Noitu Love 2 - WTF WHY HAVEN'T I BEEN PLAYING THIS MY WHOLE LIFE!?!?! This game is really freaking good. Feels as polished as a top-tier Treasure game and the combat system is freaking excellent. This could easily be a $50 game during the PS1/PS2 gen. Love it. Only complaint is the game seems too easy on normal and gives too much leeway to mess up and still win. Will probably replay it on hard afterwards. Give my Ys-ish difficulty on the boss fights and this will be INTENSE.

tiesto · « **Reply #23104 on:** June 16, 2012, 10:58:27 AM »

Also magoose, no hating on Escape Goat! It's a good game, I have it for XBLIndies... you see, that's why I like indie games, because even if they aren't usually as polished as more traditional releases, you'll still see some ridiculous and cool concepts. That one game posted earlier in here about jumping off buildings flipping off protestors, never heard of that one before.

magus · « **Reply #23105 on:** June 16, 2012, 11:10:50 AM »

noitu love 2 is awesome,it really plays like a lost treasure titles but if anything it's a little short,but there are some extra mode after you finish the game if you want to squeeze some replay value out of it tough

thisismyusername · « **Reply #23106 on:** June 16, 2012, 09:13:15 PM »

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on June 16, 2012, 01:54:01 AM

Quote from: Viz on June 15, 2012, 11:58:56 PM
i just read a neogaf post that implied gamecube had a good controller

The Gamecube controller was excellent, it was just shitty for ports because of the button placement.

Sure, if you have Japanese-sized hands. Us Big American Penissu Hands people: It's beyond terrible. Like a fresh level of hell holding that thing and having to hit tiny-ass buttons on the tiny-ass controller.

Gospel · « **Reply #23107 on:** June 16, 2012, 10:44:57 PM »

Quote from: thisismyusername on June 16, 2012, 09:13:15 PM

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on June 16, 2012, 01:54:01 AM
Quote from: Viz on June 15, 2012, 11:58:56 PM
i just read a neogaf post that implied gamecube had a good controller

The Gamecube controller was excellent, it was just shitty for ports because of the button placement.

Sure, if you have Japanese-sized hands. Us Big American Penissu Hands people: It's beyond terrible. Like a fresh level of hell holding that thing and having to hit tiny-ass buttons on the tiny-ass controller.

Well I'm American and black, with an even bigger blakku penis masturbation hands and the gamecube controller was fucking outstanding*.

*Except for the Z button.

Shuri · « **Reply #23108 on:** June 16, 2012, 10:55:16 PM »

edit: i fucked up! wait plz

http://www.pasteall.org/32958

#nintengaf log during a part of E3 .. 11k lines of pure lameness

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #23109 on:** June 17, 2012, 01:01:24 AM »

Wasn't the Gamecube controller specifically designed for Mario Sunshine in mind?

Owl-faced Wizard · « **Reply #23110 on:** June 17, 2012, 01:01:25 AM »

Noitu Love 2 is probably the best game of its kind in all absolute seriousness. tiesto, 'tight' is what NL2 is all about. Feel of the game is unmatched. Buy it fucking now.

Owl-faced Wizard · « **Reply #23111 on:** June 17, 2012, 01:07:15 AM »

It is so fucking sad that shit like Super Meat Boy, Sword & Sworcery and Limbo get all that attention and Noitu Love 2 is some sort of undiscovered gem.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #23112 on:** June 17, 2012, 01:12:33 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=38952447&postcount=1500

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #23113 on:** June 17, 2012, 01:51:08 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on June 17, 2012, 01:12:33 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=38952447&postcount=1500

Dayum!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #23114 on:** June 17, 2012, 05:29:29 AM »

I just looked up The Light of Tsukimi Manor 2 to understand this meme.

*deletes internet history, cookies, throws out hard drive*

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magus · « **Reply #23115 on:** June 17, 2012, 08:53:01 AM »

Quote from: Owl-faced Wizard on June 17, 2012, 01:07:15 AM

It is so fucking sad that shit like Super Meat Boy, Sword & Sworcery and Limbo get all that attention and Noitu Love 2 is some sort of undiscovered gem.

yup yup
minecraft too,it's a game about nothing and yet it's probably the first game any random guy would think of when i say "indie videogames"

indie games ruining actual gaming more than nintendo non-games

thisismyusername · « **Reply #23116 on:** June 17, 2012, 09:48:18 AM »

New moderator has me literally going "who?"

Himu · « **Reply #23117 on:** June 17, 2012, 09:52:48 AM »

You don't post enough in OT. Mumei is good peeps

Broseidon · « **Reply #23118 on:** June 17, 2012, 09:54:27 AM »

Mumei is cool. Posts in the homosex thread a little so you got no excuse, son

Himu · « **Reply #23119 on:** June 17, 2012, 10:45:05 AM »

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3490875

Owl-faced Wizard · « **Reply #23120 on:** June 17, 2012, 12:01:03 PM »

Quote from: magus on June 17, 2012, 08:53:01 AM

Quote from: Owl-faced Wizard on June 17, 2012, 01:07:15 AM
It is so fucking sad that shit like Super Meat Boy, Sword & Sworcery and Limbo get all that attention and Noitu Love 2 is some sort of undiscovered gem.

yup yup
minecraft too,it's a game about nothing and yet it's probably the first game any random guy would think of when i say "indie videogames"

indie games ruining actual gaming more than nintendo non-games

Noitu Love 2 is an 'indie' game you stupid cunt, it's just better than those other ones.

tiesto · « **Reply #23121 on:** June 17, 2012, 12:07:38 PM »

Quote from: Owl-faced Wizard on June 17, 2012, 01:07:15 AM

It is so fucking sad that shit like Super Meat Boy, Sword & Sworcery and Limbo get all that attention and Noitu Love 2 is some sort of undiscovered gem.

Is Sword and Sorcery that weird ugly heavily pixelated game? I never got what that game was about...

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #23122 on:** June 17, 2012, 12:25:35 PM »

Mumei is a great poster who could be a great mod. He's more interested in debate and conversation as opposed to dominating and dictating direction. Great choice

magus · « **Reply #23123 on:** June 17, 2012, 12:36:37 PM »

Quote from: Owl-faced Wizard on June 17, 2012, 12:01:03 PM

Quote from: magus on June 17, 2012, 08:53:01 AM
Quote from: Owl-faced Wizard on June 17, 2012, 01:07:15 AM
It is so fucking sad that shit like Super Meat Boy, Sword & Sworcery and Limbo get all that attention and Noitu Love 2 is some sort of undiscovered gem.

yup yup
minecraft too,it's a game about nothing and yet it's probably the first game any random guy would think of when i say "indie videogames"

indie games ruining actual gaming more than nintendo non-games
Noitu Love 2 is an 'indie' game you stupid cunt, it's just better than those other ones.

i know noitu love 2 is an indie game,i was just ranting about minecraft being stupid geebus

Quote from: tiesto on June 17, 2012, 12:07:38 PM

Quote from: Owl-faced Wizard on June 17, 2012, 01:07:15 AM
It is so fucking sad that shit like Super Meat Boy, Sword & Sworcery and Limbo get all that attention and Noitu Love 2 is some sort of undiscovered gem.

Is Sword and Sorcery that weird ugly heavily pixelated game? I never got what that game was about...

me neither,the only two conclusion i can come off is that the huge pixel makes it artsy farts enough for people to care,or it's because it's made by the developers of might & magic clash of heroes

spoiler (click to show/hide)

it's probably the first one

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Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #23124 on:** June 17, 2012, 12:48:39 PM »

I'm glad they're modding more rational people instead of knee jerk reactionaries like sp0rsk and vennt

Momo · « **Reply #23125 on:** June 17, 2012, 02:08:43 PM »

Quote from: The Experiment on June 17, 2012, 12:48:39 PM

I'm glad they're modding more rational people instead of knee jerk reactionaries like sp0rsk and vennt

They should have one totally batshit insane mod though, it makes the place more interesting

Atramental · « **Reply #23126 on:** June 17, 2012, 03:30:17 PM »

My god, FortunateSon is an attention whoring fuckwit.

Broseidon · « **Reply #23127 on:** June 17, 2012, 03:46:43 PM »

Well he's banneded?

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #23128 on:** June 17, 2012, 03:47:02 PM »

Man that Rodney King thread at GAF is unreadable.

That's what I get for going on GAF

archie4208 · « **Reply #23129 on:** June 17, 2012, 04:23:19 PM »

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=478842

Best story since the Renaissance.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #23130 on:** June 17, 2012, 04:24:32 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on June 17, 2012, 03:30:17 PM

My god, FortunateSon is an attention whoring fuckwit.

I like how all I had to do was show up for that one.

magus · « **Reply #23131 on:** June 17, 2012, 04:50:15 PM »

Quote from: archie4208 on June 17, 2012, 04:23:19 PM

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=478842

Best story since the Renaissance.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

i liked the first xenosaga game but personaly my attention span isn't long enough to care for a plot dragged over 3 games

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parallax · « **Reply #23132 on:** June 17, 2012, 04:57:13 PM »

Quote from: The Experiment on June 17, 2012, 03:47:02 PM

Man that Rodney King thread at GAF is unreadable.

That's what I get for going on GAF

Its amusing in the least. I'm getting flashbacks of that girl became braindead after trying to run from a cop and got tasered

Purple Filth · « **Reply #23133 on:** June 17, 2012, 05:05:52 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on June 17, 2012, 05:29:29 AM

I just looked up The Light of Tsukimi Manor 2 to understand this meme.

*deletes internet history, cookies, throws out hard drive*

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Shadow Mod · « **Reply #23134 on:** June 17, 2012, 05:07:16 PM »

People not even knowing about Rodney King? lol US education.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #23135 on:** June 17, 2012, 05:18:50 PM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on June 17, 2012, 05:07:16 PM

People not even knowing about Rodney King? lol US education.

Considering how it gets referenced every now and then, even the "lol US education" excuse doesn't work.

Maybe if these people stopped jerking it to anime/manga/Nintendo and started paying attention to the world around them, they wouldn't look like dumbasses.

Broseidon · « **Reply #23136 on:** June 17, 2012, 05:32:40 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=38959037&postcount=40

archie4208 · « **Reply #23137 on:** June 17, 2012, 05:33:19 PM »

To be fair, alot of people posting at GAF probably weren't born when the Rodney King beating happened.

....brb gonna check for gray hair.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #23138 on:** June 17, 2012, 05:34:50 PM »

Quote from: archie4208 on June 17, 2012, 05:33:19 PM

To be fair, alot of people posting at GAF probably weren't born when the Rodney King beating happened.

....brb gonna check for gray hair.

The beating took place on my 6th birthday

thisismyusername · « **Reply #23139 on:** June 17, 2012, 05:46:43 PM »

Quote from: archie4208 on June 17, 2012, 05:33:19 PM

To be fair, alot of people posting at GAF probably weren't born when the Rodney King beating happened.

....brb gonna check for gray hair.

I was alive, but don't really remember it. :'( I think I was... 3 when it happened. $:-\$

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #23140 on:** June 17, 2012, 05:51:22 PM »

Quote from: archie4208 on June 17, 2012, 05:33:19 PM

To be fair, alot of people posting at GAF probably weren't born when the Rodney King beating happened.

....brb gonna check for gray hair.

So I can qualify not knowing an event that caused a whole national discussion about race as well as violent riots in several cities because I wasn't alive to see it happen?

Bebpo · « **Reply #23141 on:** June 17, 2012, 06:00:48 PM »

I dunno, do they even teach it in school?

Because if you're 15-18 years old and they didn't teach it in school it would make sense that you likely wouldn't know about it.

Broseidon · « **Reply #23142 on:** June 17, 2012, 06:23:09 PM »

I was born in '91 and I'm fucking British, yet I knew who Rodney King was a loooong time ago.

Bebpo · « **Reply #23143 on:** June 17, 2012, 07:35:02 PM »

You're also an intelligent fellow.

It's a pretty high bar for gaf.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #23144 on:** June 17, 2012, 07:35:21 PM »

Quote from: Broseidon on June 17, 2012, 09:54:27 AM

Mumei is cool. Posts in the homosex thread a little so you got no excuse, son

I've seen a little of him in that thread, but he hasn't posted recently and I haven't seen him post often enough to put a name to the avatar other than "who? Oh, that avatar... but... who?"

In other news: ~~Does anyone remember Calling All Cars~~ does anyone really want a front-page besides Evilore?

Quote from: Bebpo on June 17, 2012, 06:00:48 PM

I dunno, do they even teach it in school?

Because if you're 15-18 years old and they didn't teach it in school it would make sense that you likely wouldn't know about it.

None of the textbooks really teached it, AFAIK. Then again the curriculum here was mostly LOL WW2 and then quickly rush the forty+ years you'll probably give more a damn about in the last two weeks.

parallax · « **Reply #23145 on:** June 17, 2012, 07:49:25 PM »

Quote from: archie4208 on June 17, 2012, 05:33:19 PM

To be fair, alot of people posting at GAF probably weren't born when the Rodney King beating happened.

....brb gonna check for gray hair.

god damn. i remember being with family and driving through that shit trying to get home.

Boogie · « **Reply #23146 on:** June 17, 2012, 08:00:43 PM »

Quote from: Momo on June 17, 2012, 02:08:43 PM

Quote from: The Experiment on June 17, 2012, 12:48:39 PM
I'm glad they're modding more rational people instead of knee jerk reactionaries like sp0rsk and vennt
They should have one totally batshit insane mod though, it makes the place more interesting

Yeah, but they'll never let MikeWorks have any power ever again.

and oh gawd, Vennt, what an asshole.. $:-\$

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #23147 on:** June 17, 2012, 08:05:47 PM »

Nintendo fans championing Local Multiplayer after its become painfully obvious Nintendo has no interest in really pushing forward Online Gaming.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #23148 on:** June 17, 2012, 08:09:07 PM »

I don't remember when it happened [was 5 at the time], but I certainly know who Rodney King is.

Himu · « **Reply #23149 on:** June 17, 2012, 08:09:50 PM »

Hahahaha, championing local. not that local is anything to laugh at because some games really need local that don't have it these days. but we are adults, well, most of us. And we have friends 30, 50, 100, 1000 or more miles away from us that we USED to be able to play with locally but now can't. What's the answer to that? The answer is obvious. Who has time to consistently come over to friends homes just to play vidya if they're like 300 miles away?

Nintenhomos are living in the 90's.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #23150 on:** June 17, 2012, 08:25:16 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on June 17, 2012, 08:05:47 PM

Nintendo fans championing Local Multiplayer after its become painfully obvious Nintendo has no interest in really pushing forward Online Gaming.

Iwata-sama knows what's best for you. If he says 720p and friend codes are good enough, then it must be so.

Himu · « **Reply #23151 on:** June 17, 2012, 08:27:41 PM »

my friend code is 904498886654770.

I'm not sure if this is how friend codes work because guess what? I've never used a friend code.

Huff · « **Reply #23152 on:** June 17, 2012, 08:30:38 PM »

The tyeforce feg started a streetpass meetup group. Dude nintards are crazy

Broseidon · « **Reply #23153 on:** June 17, 2012, 08:32:50 PM »

Quote from: Bebpo on June 17, 2012, 07:35:02 PM

You're also an intelligent fellow.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #23154 on:** June 17, 2012, 08:41:28 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on June 17, 2012, 08:27:41 PM

my friend code is 904498886654770.

I'm not sure if this is how friend codes work because guess what? I've never used a friend code.

Friend codes have to be the worst thing I've ever seen implemented when it comes to online play.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #23155 on:** June 17, 2012, 08:56:11 PM »

Was anyone actually able to play SSB Brawl online?

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #23156 on:** June 17, 2012, 09:15:24 PM »

Quote from: The Experiment on June 17, 2012, 08:56:11 PM

Was anyone actually able to play SSB Brawl online?

I did a couple of times, but the lag was terrible.

parallax · « **Reply #23157 on:** June 17, 2012, 09:17:02 PM »

Quote from: The Experiment on June 17, 2012, 08:56:11 PM

Was anyone actually able to play SSB Brawl online?

ive played in the waiting room more than actual matches. combined with the shitty lag and kicks from matches, and i would say not much.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #23158 on:** June 17, 2012, 11:55:49 PM »

Quote from: The Experiment on June 17, 2012, 08:56:11 PM

Was anyone actually able to play SSB Brawl online?

It was a nightmare; Mario Kart DS was a better online experience.

benjipwns · « **Reply #23159 on:** June 18, 2012, 01:29:14 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=478786

Quote from: Anticitizen One

I miss game journalism in the 90s when it was just about the facts but with a slight tinge of excitement and the opinions for the most part were kept to the opinion section (and they weren't as dumb as they are now). The newer crop of writers are horrible and are a poor representation of gamers IGN and G4 are too corporate and trying to hard create a faux hipster nerd image of gamers.

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Author Topic: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread (Read 5953913 times)