Author Topic: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread (Read 5955590 times)

Oblivion · « **Reply #23340 on:** June 22, 2012, 05:11:44 AM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on June 22, 2012, 02:42:07 AM

Quote from: parallax on June 22, 2012, 02:40:14 AM
I see why the nintendo herd was getting culled. They are pushing full distinguished mentally-challenged fellow mode with these threads.

Did you see the nintendo direct thread where a woman came on the screen and a bunch of them jizzed their pants?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=479362&page=9

Starts here if you have 100 posts per page.

Seriously?

I mean, she's totally smashable, but not so hot as to warrant such vulgar behavior.

Momo · « **Reply #23341 on:** June 22, 2012, 06:36:22 AM »

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #23342 on:** June 22, 2012, 09:27:41 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=39128872&postcount=861

Wow

$:-\$

I thought she was a supermodel or something from the way people were losing their shit in that thread. I mean she's pretty, but come on.

archie4208 · « **Reply #23343 on:** June 22, 2012, 09:50:40 AM »

Cut the Ninthings a break. They just started puberty.

Momo · « **Reply #23344 on:** June 22, 2012, 11:34:12 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=479539

Explain yourself cowbell

Atramental · « **Reply #23345 on:** June 22, 2012, 11:52:32 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=39145644&postcount=3376

These two are always a riot.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #23346 on:** June 22, 2012, 12:46:04 PM »

Timedog is basically a cariacature of his former self. He used to make some fun/funny posts but now he's trying way too hard and is purely focused on attention - hence him disappearing from here after his last failed thread.

blame space can contribute to threads (here and at GAF) plus makes funny posts

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #23347 on:** June 22, 2012, 12:47:12 PM »

This GameAnalyst dude is creepy. And his activity in that thread, wow. Agent Whiskers has met his match.

archie4208 · « **Reply #23348 on:** June 22, 2012, 12:52:01 PM »

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=479558

Nintendo fans in 2006: "Oh man DLC sucks so much! Publishers are nickel and diming us!"
Nintendo fans in 2012: "Is Nintendo the only company that 'gets' DLC?"

Atramental · « **Reply #23349 on:** June 22, 2012, 01:43:08 PM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on June 22, 2012, 12:47:12 PM

This GameAnalyst dude is creepy. And his activity in that thread, wow. Agent Whiskers has met his match.

I bet GameAnalyst is trying meet some sort of evangelism quota so he won't feel guilty about all us "sinners" burning in hell for all eternity. Also, he probably believes JGS is hellbound as well (or at least leading people astray) because JGS's interpretation of the Bible somewhat liberal.

But besides all that shit, I find it hilarious that people like GameAnalyst exist on places like GAF when it's full of atheists, gays, and liberals.

brob · « **Reply #23350 on:** June 22, 2012, 01:49:20 PM »

I like to believe gameanalyst, JGS and maclarren777(or something to that effect) are representative of American Christians. Allows me to pretend there is a easy root cause for all the obnoxious internet atheists.

Atramental · « **Reply #23351 on:** June 22, 2012, 02:23:05 PM »

Quote from: Brobzoid on June 22, 2012, 01:49:20 PM

I like to believe gameanalyst, JGS and maclarren777(or something to that effect) are representative of American Christians. Allows me to pretend there is a easy root cause for all the obnoxious internet atheists.

You're not too far off with this assumption.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #23352 on:** June 22, 2012, 02:35:28 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on June 22, 2012, 01:43:08 PM

Quote from: Shaka Khan on June 22, 2012, 12:47:12 PM
This GameAnalyst dude is creepy. And his activity in that thread, wow. Agent Whiskers has met his match.
I bet GameAnalyst is trying meet some sort of evangelism quota so he won't feel guilty about all us "sinners" burning in hell for all eternity. Also, he probably believes JGS is hellbound as well (or at least leading people astray) because JGS's interpretation of the Bible somewhat liberal.

But besides all that shit, I find it hilarious that people like GameAnalyst exist on places like GAF when it's full of atheists, gays, and liberals.

Huff · « **Reply #23353 on:** June 22, 2012, 03:11:45 PM »

Apparently im becoming well known on nintard irc

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=39149157

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #23354 on:** June 22, 2012, 03:15:04 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on June 22, 2012, 01:43:08 PM

Quote from: Shaka Khan on June 22, 2012, 12:47:12 PM
This GameAnalyst dude is creepy. And his activity in that thread, wow. Agent Whiskers has met his match.
I bet GameAnalyst is trying meet some sort of evangelism quota so he won't feel guilty about all us "sinners" burning in hell for all eternity. Also, he probably believes JGS is hellbound as well (or at least leading people astray) because JGS's interpretation of the Bible somewhat liberal.

But besides all that shit, I find it hilarious that people like GameAnalyst exist on places like GAF when it's full of atheists, gays, and liberals.

Shouldn't be that surprising or hilarious, seeing how you were raised by evangelicals. Gotta convert the heathens even if they don't want to be.

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #23355 on:** June 22, 2012, 03:30:58 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on June 22, 2012, 12:46:04 PM

Timedog is basically a cariacature of his former self. He used to make some fun/funny posts but now he's trying way too hard and is purely focused on attention - hence him disappearing from here after his last failed thread.

blame space can contribute to threads (here and at GAF) plus makes funny posts

I really like cowbells persona, and she's with Timdog. Using deductional processes this means that he's most likely a good guy.

Fuck japanimation though.

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #23356 on:** June 22, 2012, 03:31:20 PM »

Also Nintendo fans are insane.

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #23357 on:** June 22, 2012, 04:11:48 PM »

I don't know, when I was looking up the new move tutor moves for pokemon black 2 and pokemon white 2 I wasn't furiously masturbating. Was just kinda like, cool, shame about the no Heal Bell and OHGODNONOTSTEALTHROCK

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #23358 on:** June 22, 2012, 04:30:47 PM »

Bebpo · « **Reply #23359 on:** June 22, 2012, 08:28:43 PM »

Have we discussed yet how this is the best thread of today?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=479597

Some people are saying it's internet old, but I hadn't seen it and it's pretty awesome and brings a smile to my face.

Atramental · « **Reply #23360 on:** June 22, 2012, 08:42:06 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=39159710&postcount=42

etiolate · « **Reply #23361 on:** June 22, 2012, 09:11:24 PM »

"a non-usable but cute anus"

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #23362 on:** June 22, 2012, 09:15:48 PM »

Uh, question: is Hitokage a furry?

Broseidon · « **Reply #23363 on:** June 22, 2012, 09:22:53 PM »

Himu · « **Reply #23364 on:** June 22, 2012, 09:52:07 PM »

NO HE'S NOT

Atramental · « **Reply #23365 on:** June 22, 2012, 09:57:44 PM »

A pretend furry?

Why would someone subjugate themselves to such misery?

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #23366 on:** June 22, 2012, 10:00:56 PM »

Quote from: Broseidon on June 22, 2012, 09:22:53 PM

Yes.

Broseidon · « **Reply #23367 on:** June 22, 2012, 10:01:40 PM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #23368 on:** June 22, 2012, 10:32:03 PM »

He's basically the average European man. He dabbles in a host of hobbies and sexual orientations to take his mind off not being born in America.

Broseidon · « **Reply #23369 on:** June 22, 2012, 10:33:47 PM »

Doesnt he live in NC?

Positive Touch · « **Reply #23370 on:** June 22, 2012, 10:53:20 PM »

Quote from: Broseidon on June 22, 2012, 09:22:53 PM

Yes.

always knew there was something off about that guy

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #23371 on:** June 22, 2012, 11:02:39 PM »

Quote from: Positive Touch on June 22, 2012, 10:53:20 PM

Quote from: Broseidon on June 22, 2012, 09:22:53 PM
Yes.

always knew there was something off about that guy

I thought so too but I figured it was because he is an ex-Mormon, not that he is a furry

Trent Dole · « **Reply #23372 on:** June 23, 2012, 01:33:17 AM »

Mormons. Furries. Pretty much the same thing. ROMNEY 2012

Atramental · « **Reply #23373 on:** June 23, 2012, 01:39:55 AM »

Quote from: Trent Dole on June 23, 2012, 01:33:17 AM

Mormons. Furries. Pretty much the same thing. ROMNEY 2012

"Furries are people, my friend."
-Mitt Romney

Trent Dole · « **Reply #23374 on:** June 23, 2012, 01:56:37 AM »

That gif needs COCK GOES WHERE emblazoned on it

Fifstar · « **Reply #23375 on:** June 23, 2012, 06:19:07 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on June 22, 2012, 12:46:04 PM

blame space can contribute to threads (here and at GAF) plus makes funny posts

blame space is occasionally funny on GAF but he annoys the shit out of me on here

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #23376 on:** June 23, 2012, 08:54:23 AM »

Both blame space and Timedog are terrible.

blame space · « **Reply #23377 on:** June 23, 2012, 03:49:40 PM »

etiolate · « **Reply #23378 on:** June 23, 2012, 05:20:26 PM »

I was banned for the Timedog joke.

Is that like white knighting by proxy?

edit: wait, the mod thought I was actually trying to start a fight instead of taking the piss

blame space · « **Reply #23379 on:** June 23, 2012, 05:26:45 PM »

i have mod protection. think twice before you insult me again, etiolate.

blame space · « **Reply #23380 on:** June 23, 2012, 05:28:19 PM »

really your joke sucked but if they banned people for bad jokes half of the users should be banned.

benjipwns · « **Reply #23381 on:** June 23, 2012, 05:30:01 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=479718

Quote

Disclaimer: written in 10 minutes or so, literally off the top of my head. So bare that in mind if you're posting 'It's a mess!' or 'Your post is full of garbage, it makes no sense.' This is not something I've spent hours or days doing, and I never intended to. It was literally sparked by watching the latest Nintendo Direct conference. Undoubtedly if I'd spent a few days on this it would have been more developed, and might have even made sense!

etiolate · « **Reply #23382 on:** June 23, 2012, 05:30:23 PM »

the ban reason was "Instigating fights with other posters. Stop it."

Don't think your special blame space!

And they deleted the two posts laughing at my post. Weird.

Broseidon · « **Reply #23383 on:** June 23, 2012, 05:33:00 PM »

What Timedog joke?

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #23384 on:** June 23, 2012, 05:35:07 PM »

He inferred that if he had Timedog tattood on his upper lip, and blame space tattood on his lower, he'd give awesome blowjobs or something.

etiolate · « **Reply #23385 on:** June 23, 2012, 05:35:14 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=39182270&postcount=51

And there were two reply posts consisting of "dayum" and "hahaha" that were deleted, which is like why?

Broseidon · « **Reply #23386 on:** June 23, 2012, 06:20:12 PM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #23387 on:** June 23, 2012, 07:04:25 PM »

Quote from: etiolate on June 23, 2012, 05:30:23 PM

the ban reason was "Instigating fights with other posters. Stop it."

Don't think your special blame space!

And they deleted the two posts laughing at my post. Weird.

link? perma?

Huff · « **Reply #23388 on:** June 23, 2012, 08:26:58 PM »

pd look two posts up

Oblivion · « **Reply #23389 on:** June 23, 2012, 09:58:54 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=479774

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #23390 on:** June 23, 2012, 10:05:54 PM »

He's that loser who was pretty much the only guy going apeshit over the upcoming Linkin Park album. Dude is a tool through and through.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #23391 on:** June 23, 2012, 10:39:59 PM »

Some people.

I need internet validation from GAF on my choice of woman.

Hilarious.

Oblivion · « **Reply #23392 on:** June 23, 2012, 10:50:40 PM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on June 23, 2012, 10:39:59 PM

Some people.

I need internet validation from GAF on my choice of woman.

Hilarious.

In fairness, this is one situation where it's probably a good thing he asked.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #23393 on:** June 23, 2012, 11:03:53 PM »

Quote from: Oblivion on June 23, 2012, 10:50:40 PM

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on June 23, 2012, 10:39:59 PM
Some people.

I need internet validation from GAF on my choice of woman.

Hilarious.

In fairness, this is one situation where it's probably a good thing he asked.

In fairness I would have liked to see a pic of the OP too.

Atramental · « **Reply #23394 on:** June 23, 2012, 11:25:52 PM »

"Hey GAF, do you think this woman would be a suitable candidate for spawning my children?"

edit:

Or no. Better yet:

"Hey GAF, what do you think about this girl who I'll never talk to and I'll just stalk her compulsively on Facebook while I jerk off with my tears for lube?"

edit2:

Oh my god. Are you fucking shitting me?
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=38984874&postcount=10220

Momo · « **Reply #23395 on:** June 24, 2012, 12:05:34 AM »

Quote

Oh my god. Are you fucking shitting me?
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=38984874&postcount=10220

etiolate · « **Reply #23396 on:** June 24, 2012, 12:07:10 AM »

I may have to kick Hydro out of the Kings Fans Club

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #23397 on:** June 24, 2012, 12:13:18 AM »

Quote from: Atramental on June 23, 2012, 11:25:52 PM

"Hey GAF, do you think this woman would be a suitable candidate for spawning my children?"

edit:

Or no. Better yet:

"Hey GAF, what do you think about this girl who I'll never talk to and I'll just stalk her compulsively on Facebook while I jerk off with my tears for lube?"

edit2:

Oh my god. Are you fucking shitting me?
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=38984874&postcount=10220

ahahahahahaha

o lawd

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #23398 on:** June 24, 2012, 12:22:56 AM »

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #23399 on:** June 24, 2012, 12:28:49 AM »

He's getting fat

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Author Topic: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread (Read 5955590 times)