Author Topic: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread (Read 6007028 times)

As much as GAF is loath to admit this, that in spite of their attempts for diversity, their "use a pic of yourself as your avatar", and their meet-ups, NeoGAF is just a bunch of fucked up nerds with various neuroses pretending not to be a bunch of fucked up nerds with various neuroses.

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #24846 on:** July 16, 2012, 07:24:45 PM »

Personally if a girl stuck her finger up my shit, I'd tongue that bitch down.
Actually I wouldn't, as I'm not homosexual!

Timber · « **Reply #24847 on:** July 16, 2012, 07:37:59 PM »

People are so bad at sex things.

Timber · « **Reply #24848 on:** July 16, 2012, 07:41:12 PM »

I know everything there is to know about sex things and I know how to apply this knowledge in my everyday life. Check out youporn.com for more info about sex things.

Lan · « **Reply #24849 on:** July 16, 2012, 08:36:31 PM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on July 16, 2012, 05:24:22 PM

Quote from: Shaka Khan on July 16, 2012, 05:13:45 PM
Assplay is awesome. Devo gets mad respect.

Poking around while giving bjs. More men should just relax and let it happen.

Naw, I'll pass on poking the poop shoot.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #24850 on:** July 16, 2012, 08:57:13 PM »

I'm learning way too much about Timedog

StealthFan · « **Reply #24851 on:** July 16, 2012, 09:01:38 PM »

Lan · « **Reply #24852 on:** July 16, 2012, 09:11:59 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 16, 2012, 08:57:13 PM

I'm learning way too much about Timedog

yeah... this past page actually made me

cause I was eatting a salad while browsing... not cool.

smelly hairy ass...

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #24853 on:** July 16, 2012, 09:19:49 PM »

Stop being such a closed minded prude, Lan. What are you, 45?

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #24854 on:** July 16, 2012, 09:20:08 PM »

Quote from: Lan on July 16, 2012, 09:11:59 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 16, 2012, 08:57:13 PM
I'm learning way too much about Timedog

yeah... this past page actually made me cause I was eatting a salad while browsing... not cool.

smelly hairy ass...

Well we know what kind of men Lan's into.

Lan · « **Reply #24855 on:** July 16, 2012, 09:21:11 PM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on July 16, 2012, 09:19:49 PM

Stop being such a closed minded prude, Lan. What are you, 45?

I guess you are right, if you don't like the taste of shit you are just too old fashioned.

Himu · « **Reply #24856 on:** July 16, 2012, 09:21:12 PM »

Quote from: Robo on July 16, 2012, 06:21:24 PM

Not me, I use baby wipes.

Those things own

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #24857 on:** July 16, 2012, 09:21:17 PM »

Quote from: Lan on July 16, 2012, 09:21:11 PM

I guess you are right, if you don't like the taste of shit you are just too old fashioned.

Nobody likes the taste of shit. People can clean up. Stop hanging around with filthy people.

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on July 16, 2012, 09:20:08 PM

Well we know what kind of men Lan's into.

They're not into body hygiene, that's for sure.

Lan · « **Reply #24858 on:** July 16, 2012, 09:23:02 PM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on July 16, 2012, 09:20:08 PM

Quote from: Lan on July 16, 2012, 09:11:59 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 16, 2012, 08:57:13 PM
I'm learning way too much about Timedog

yeah... this past page actually made me cause I was eatting a salad while browsing... not cool.

smelly hairy ass...

Well we know what kind of men Lan's into.

you are right, I like men who shower on a daily basis and don't require me to clean their ass with my mouth. lol

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #24859 on:** July 16, 2012, 09:24:57 PM »

Quote from: Lan on July 16, 2012, 09:23:02 PM

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on July 16, 2012, 09:20:08 PM
Quote from: Lan on July 16, 2012, 09:11:59 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 16, 2012, 08:57:13 PM
I'm learning way too much about Timedog

yeah... this past page actually made me cause I was eatting a salad while browsing... not cool.

smelly hairy ass...

Well we know what kind of men Lan's into.

you are right, I like men who shower on a daily basis and don't require me to clean their ass with my mouth. lol

Honey, ass isn't nasty if the men you're with have hygienic standards.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #24860 on:** July 16, 2012, 09:26:02 PM »

If they showered every day no cleanin' would be required.

Edit: Too slow.

Lan · « **Reply #24861 on:** July 16, 2012, 09:26:22 PM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on July 16, 2012, 09:24:57 PM

Quote from: Lan on July 16, 2012, 09:23:02 PM
Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on July 16, 2012, 09:20:08 PM
Quote from: Lan on July 16, 2012, 09:11:59 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 16, 2012, 08:57:13 PM
I'm learning way too much about Timedog

yeah... this past page actually made me cause I was eatting a salad while browsing... not cool.

smelly hairy ass...

Well we know what kind of men Lan's into.

you are right, I like men who shower on a daily basis and don't require me to clean their ass with my mouth. lol

Honey, ass isn't nasty if the men you're with have hygienic standards.

girl..... This is Timedog...

LET ME STOP before people need ass play from all the hurt they will get.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #24862 on:** July 16, 2012, 09:28:05 PM »

Quote from: Lan on July 16, 2012, 09:26:22 PM

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on July 16, 2012, 09:24:57 PM
Quote from: Lan on July 16, 2012, 09:23:02 PM
Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on July 16, 2012, 09:20:08 PM
Quote from: Lan on July 16, 2012, 09:11:59 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 16, 2012, 08:57:13 PM
I'm learning way too much about Timedog

yeah... this past page actually made me cause I was eatting a salad while browsing... not cool.

smelly hairy ass...

Well we know what kind of men Lan's into.

you are right, I like men who shower on a daily basis and don't require me to clean their ass with my mouth. lol

Honey, ass isn't nasty if the men you're with have hygienic standards.

girl..... This is Timedog...

girl...I live with the dude. You think I'm just gonna pony up to lickin' areas without making sure they're shaved and clean?

Lan · « **Reply #24863 on:** July 16, 2012, 09:30:00 PM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on July 16, 2012, 09:28:05 PM

Quote from: Lan on July 16, 2012, 09:26:22 PM
Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on July 16, 2012, 09:24:57 PM
Quote from: Lan on July 16, 2012, 09:23:02 PM
Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on July 16, 2012, 09:20:08 PM
Quote from: Lan on July 16, 2012, 09:11:59 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 16, 2012, 08:57:13 PM
I'm learning way too much about Timedog

yeah... this past page actually made me cause I was eatting a salad while browsing... not cool.

smelly hairy ass...

Well we know what kind of men Lan's into.

you are right, I like men who shower on a daily basis and don't require me to clean their ass with my mouth. lol

Honey, ass isn't nasty if the men you're with have hygienic standards.

girl..... This is Timedog...

girl...I live with the dude. You think I'm just gonna pony up to lickin' areas without making sure they're shaved and clean?

girl... you are funny. I'm going to stop. Its true I don't know nothing. But still... can you accept that some people don't want to play with assholes?

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #24864 on:** July 16, 2012, 09:30:06 PM »

Oh snap, this is getting personal.

Cheers bitches.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #24865 on:** July 16, 2012, 09:32:19 PM »

Quote from: Lan on July 16, 2012, 09:30:00 PM

girl... you are funny. I'm going to stop. Its true I don't know nothing. But still... can you accept that some people don't want to play with assholes?

I don't even know what you're getting at. Sure some people don't. But not everyone has a stankin' ass like whomever you're around.

Himu · « **Reply #24866 on:** July 16, 2012, 09:32:23 PM »

OH, LANNNNnnnnnnnnnnnnnNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!

Lan · « **Reply #24867 on:** July 16, 2012, 09:32:44 PM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on July 16, 2012, 09:30:06 PM

Oh snap, this is getting personal.

Cheers bitches.

(Image removed from quote.)

why have black women (this one is a man, right?) become a meme? I'm honestly curious. Is it because New York ruinned it for all of us? lol

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #24868 on:** July 16, 2012, 09:33:52 PM »

That's a black drag queen.

Lan · « **Reply #24869 on:** July 16, 2012, 09:34:03 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on July 16, 2012, 09:32:23 PM

OH, LANNNNnnnnnnnnnnnnnNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!

(Image removed from quote.)

you like ass play?

Himu · « **Reply #24870 on:** July 16, 2012, 09:34:11 PM »

Girl, black women have been a meme for ages. Where you think "oh no you din't" "you go girl" ;etc came from

or the finger snap! people like that sassy attitude!

Himu · « **Reply #24871 on:** July 16, 2012, 09:34:52 PM »

Quote from: Lan on July 16, 2012, 09:34:03 PM

Quote from: Stringer Bell on July 16, 2012, 09:32:23 PM
OH, LANNNNnnnnnnnnnnnnnNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!

(Image removed from quote.)

you like ass play?

I'm not telling you shit!

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #24872 on:** July 16, 2012, 09:36:45 PM »

Himu probably likes his asshole poked while gettin' a beej.

Lan · « **Reply #24873 on:** July 16, 2012, 09:37:17 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on July 16, 2012, 09:34:52 PM

Quote from: Lan on July 16, 2012, 09:34:03 PM
Quote from: Stringer Bell on July 16, 2012, 09:32:23 PM
OH, LANNNNnnnnnnnnnnnnnNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!

(Image removed from quote.)

you like ass play?

I'm not telling you shit!

aww why not? I'm the sweetest person you will ever meet. You can tell me anything.

Himu · « **Reply #24874 on:** July 16, 2012, 09:37:46 PM »

Lan, I hope you're taking notes for later

Lan · « **Reply #24875 on:** July 16, 2012, 09:40:10 PM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on July 16, 2012, 09:36:45 PM

Himu probably likes his asshole poked while gettin' a beej.

Since you are an expert on asshole exploration....

Why do you do it? What makes it so fun to anal probe? I honestly can't see the appeal. Help me understand.

Himu · « **Reply #24876 on:** July 16, 2012, 09:43:30 PM »

Okay, Lan. I'll spill.

One time I had a prostate exam near my 25th birthday. I figured, why the hell not, prostate cancer runs in the family and I gotta get used to em when I turn 30 so I should get one now just to make sure and be on the safe side.

Right now I want you to make a fist and stick your finger inside the hole your fist starts.

That is what a prostate exam is like, except instead of your fist, it's your asshole. I was pretty disappointed because at a young age while laying in bed one of the first things I realized was that if you rub your butt it feels good.

Himu · « **Reply #24877 on:** July 16, 2012, 09:44:04 PM »

Quote from: Lan on July 16, 2012, 09:40:10 PM

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on July 16, 2012, 09:36:45 PM
Himu probably likes his asshole poked while gettin' a beej.

Since you are an expert on asshole exploration....

Why do you do it? What makes it so fun to anal probe? I honestly can't see the appeal. Help me understand.

Power. Dominance. Anal probing turns the fuckee to the fucker.

Robo · « **Reply #24878 on:** July 16, 2012, 09:48:44 PM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on July 16, 2012, 06:31:06 PM

Quote from: Robo on July 16, 2012, 06:21:24 PM
Not me, I use baby wipes.

Got some in the bathroom and upstairs

This is the weirdest pick-up line I've ever heard. But OK, I'm game.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #24879 on:** July 16, 2012, 09:55:26 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on July 16, 2012, 09:44:04 PM

Quote from: Lan on July 16, 2012, 09:40:10 PM
Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on July 16, 2012, 09:36:45 PM
Himu probably likes his asshole poked while gettin' a beej.

Since you are an expert on asshole exploration....

Why do you do it? What makes it so fun to anal probe? I honestly can't see the appeal. Help me understand.

Power. Dominance. Anal probing turns the fuckee to the fucker.

It also feels really good for him. If it hurt I wouldn't bother.

Timber · « **Reply #24880 on:** July 16, 2012, 09:56:12 PM »

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=33204.msg1529242#msg1529242

Jansen · « **Reply #24881 on:** July 16, 2012, 09:57:20 PM »

aww thanks for the PM buddy

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #24882 on:** July 16, 2012, 09:59:34 PM »

Quote from: Timber on July 16, 2012, 09:56:12 PM

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=33204.msg1529242#msg1529242

Quote from: Jansen on July 16, 2012, 09:57:20 PM

aww thanks for the PM buddy

Welcome back, brah.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #24883 on:** July 16, 2012, 10:20:30 PM »

I don't really have anyone put their fingers or fist up my ass but anal sex is pretty mainstream. All of the times I did it was at the request of the girl. It's like a lesser, grainier version of vaginal sex. However I'm not going to turn down the opportunity. A friend of mine back in college used to pride himself on getting girls to give up the butt. Now it is just commonplace. I don't know if it is porn or guys like him I need to thank for making these opportunities happen

Tasty · « **Reply #24884 on:** July 16, 2012, 10:24:34 PM »

Damn you, 500 and 503 errors.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #24885 on:** July 16, 2012, 10:25:39 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on July 16, 2012, 09:44:04 PM

Power. Dominance. Anal probing turns the fuckee to the fucker.

If it's with big fucking dildo maybe. But the point of licking/fingering is probably mostly to do with exciting the nerves down there. Although, to get to the prostate, you'd have to get into the anus and I just think that's too much for anybody to do with their tongue.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #24886 on:** July 16, 2012, 10:29:29 PM »

Quote from: Andrex on July 16, 2012, 10:24:34 PM

Damn you, 500 and 503 errors.

I finally understood what this "Guru meditation" nonsense blamesplace has been spewing for the past few months.

StealthFan · « **Reply #24887 on:** July 16, 2012, 10:43:21 PM »

blamespace has fucked off from here right?

king of the internet · « **Reply #24888 on:** July 16, 2012, 10:53:08 PM »

Quote from: StealthFan on July 16, 2012, 10:43:21 PM

blamespace has fucked off from here right?

blamespace > your sad existence

StealthFan · « **Reply #24889 on:** July 16, 2012, 10:56:48 PM »

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #24890 on:** July 16, 2012, 11:00:59 PM »

These new posters are full of anger.

Atramental · « **Reply #24891 on:** July 16, 2012, 11:09:36 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=39936697&postcount=47

Ha. These new juniors are really something else, I tells yah.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #24892 on:** July 16, 2012, 11:46:04 PM »

yeah i'm not shaving my ass so some girl can lick it

spoiler (click to show/hide)

i'm fine with licking hers though

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Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #24893 on:** July 17, 2012, 12:05:56 AM »

I don't care if it's bleached and seasoned with the finest spices, I don't eat ass

If that makes me a prude or whatever so bed it.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #24894 on:** July 17, 2012, 12:10:18 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 17, 2012, 12:05:56 AM

I don't care if it's bleached and seasoned with the finest spices, I don't eat ass

If that makes me a prude or whatever so bed it.

dat freudian

Himu · « **Reply #24895 on:** July 17, 2012, 12:11:41 AM »

Yeah I'm not going to lick someone's butthole

Momo · « **Reply #24896 on:** July 17, 2012, 12:13:49 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 17, 2012, 12:05:56 AM

I don't care if it's bleached and seasoned with the finest spices, I don't eat ass

If that makes me a prude or whatever so bed it.

.

Momo · « **Reply #24897 on:** July 17, 2012, 12:18:34 AM »

I mean I like roleplay, cosplay, domination fantasies (both ways), toys, anal and a bunch of other things, but there is a mental line before putting your tongue in womans booty hole I wont cross.

demi · « **Reply #24898 on:** July 17, 2012, 12:25:28 AM »

You guys arent supposed to dedicate time to the butthole. Tease it. Get them excited. Circle it with your thumb like a 3DS.

Himu · « **Reply #24899 on:** July 17, 2012, 12:26:16 AM »

Naw. If you do anal, you gotta lick that shit.

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Author Topic: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread (Read 6007028 times)