The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread

[fistfulofmetal]

banning borys for being too hardcore pc-only is pretty funny considering how he's become a consolefag.

edit: even borys agrees

[EviLore]

Haha, it's all good.  I check in here from time to time to see what people have to say when there aren't any consequences for saying it.  Sometimes it's a little over the top, but it's usually fun.

Haven't interacted on a splinter board in a really, really long time, not since I posted nude photos of Olimario's girlfriend on OA  I think!

Whoa.

Is that really you?

I know you hate me with animal hatred but keep up what you are doing, Evil. There are lot of people hating on you because of pure envy.

Yo Borys, yeah, really me.  Since when do I hate you, mang? Not at all.  If anything, you getting booted from gaf was just a political necessity so that we could move into the Post-Borys PC-Console Relations Era, haha, no joke.  The well was kind of poisoned until that point; you had become a proxy for the whole gaf PC gaming community, and you were too aggressive toward the console kids for that to be sustainable.  That's all it was. 

So I suffered like Jesus did. Pretty awesome.

Things have changed dramatically for me when it comes to PC gaming. I'm quite ... away from it right now and for the last few years. In fact I was called a console peasant on this very forum

Anyway if/when you come over to Poland on your Euro trip give me a holla via PM here or on your forum if you know my alt and you should as I even PM'd you about it after approval

We can have some fun in Cracov or Warsaw if you get here.

Cool, will do.

[Momo]

Yeah shit's gone downhill recently server-wise, and we're not sure why, but probably just growing pains as always and hitting another wall.  Yesterday I deployed an 80 core xeon array, though, , we're probably moving to that this weekend.

Why do you think it is HW? Is there any commonality between the errors in your log files or are they random? I have some time since I was complaining about being bored and would we willing to steer you in the right direction so I can laugh at that chicken thread in peace.

[Cascade]

Borys: What PC hardware do you have? I remember Evi saying you annoyed him as you had a crappy PC but were still a PC gaming evangelist.

[Human Snorenado]

If you're Evillore, unban me from GAF!

The reason I got banned was crazy anyway, if I remember correctly. I was being sarcastic.

NPA!  No Personality Allowed!  Be just another gear in the machine or get the hammer, young'n.

[Rahxephon91]

If you're Evillore, unban me from GAF!

The reason I got banned was crazy anyway, if I remember correctly. I was being sarcastic.

Hey buddy, get in line!

[Mr. Gundam]

We've crossed the streams.

[Shaka Khan]

Hey buddy, get in line!

Oh Rah, if you're that desperate why don't you talk to demi? He'd surely sell you a new alt for the right price.

[Chinner]

what other gaf celebrity will we get next?

[Steve Youngblood]

Oh Rah, if you're that desperate why don't you talk to demi? He'd surely sell you a new alt for the right price.

Any time I see this joked about, I begin to wonder what would be considered "the right price." Would a cock pic suffice, or is there a possibility that someone is going to get crazy and do something stupid like "demi, there's a topic I need to argue in right now, and my new alt hasn't gotten approval yet! I'll give you $100 for access to GAF!"

[Robo]

Should I do an AMA?

On this forum, we do a "i'm drunk ask me qusetions" where you'll be required to think of as many adjectives as you can to describe your penis and offer up a few intimate relationship details that you'll be pining to take back the next day.  Just as insightful.

[Human Snorenado]

Should I do an AMA?

On this forum, we do a "i'm drunk ask me qusetions" where you'll be required to think of as many adjectives as you can to describe your penis and offer up a few intimate relationship details that you'll be pining to take back the next day.  Just as insightful.

Also known as "The Full Gillo"

[Shaka Khan]

Oh Rah, if you're that desperate why don't you talk to demi? He'd surely sell you a new alt for the right price.

Any time I see this joked about, I begin to wonder what would be considered "the right price." Would a cock pic suffice, or is there a possibility that someone is going to get crazy and do something stupid like "demi, there's a topic I need to argue in right now, and my new alt hasn't gotten approval yet! I'll give you $100 for access to GAF!"

It depends. If you're a chubby, Demi will offer one alt in exchange for one or more nude pics, depending on how close you are to his preferred bear form (i.e. Nick Frost). If not, he'll gladly give one of his accounts up for the price of a full retail release, as long as you're a decent human being.  However if he finds you irritating he'll hike up the price to $100, and if you're a sappy and extremely annoying bitch he won't even respond to any PMs or public outcries.

I am 100% serious, by the way. All three scenarios have been tested.

[Huff]

what other gaf celebrity will we get next?

jett

i think he's been registered here for a while

[Rahxephon91]

Hey buddy, get in line!

Oh Rah, if you're that desperate why don't you talk to demi? He'd surely sell you a new alt for the right price.

I am desperate and would pay to get back on GAF, but I don't want to return as an alt since I won't be able to post in FF or MGS threads without breaking cover. I want to return as me, but since I guess that can't happen I'll have to accept that I'm stuck here.

[Human Snorenado]

Jesus, how old are you?  12?

[Steve Youngblood]

I am desperate and would pay to get back on GAF, but I don't want to return as an alt since I won't be able to post in FF or MGS threads without breaking cover. I want to return as me, but since I guess that can't happen I'll have to accept that I'm stuck here.

 

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to GAF to discuss Final Fantasy and Metal Gear Solid.

[Rahxephon91]

Jesus, how old are you?  12?

22.

I can't help that I care about something that you think is stupid. Oh noes!

[Shaka Khan]

I am desperate and would pay to get back on GAF, but I don't want to return as an alt since I won't be able to post in FF or MGS threads without breaking cover. I want to return as me, but since I guess that can't happen I'll have to accept that I'm stuck here.

 

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to GAF to discuss Final Fantasy and Metal Gear Solid.

Same here. PM me a link so we can post together, agree with each other and stuff. I'm going to revel in it.

[Verdigris Murder]

Hi Evilore,

I was banned a while ago, just after my flesh-tube pushed out a bundle of red anger. Due to the birth of my daughter being forever associated with my cruel and unjust banning I haven't really been able to give her the attention she needs (I guess). Whenever I have to spend time with her it's just too damn painful, as her presence just reminds me of those fecund pastures of a place I held so dear. If you care for children, and you're a father too, please unban me.

Yours sincerely

Pimpwerx PEACE.

[Verdigris Murder]

Holy shit it worked.

PEACE

[Steve Youngblood]

Same here. PM me a link so we can post together, agree with each other and stuff. I'm going to revel in it.

I was almost going to commit to this, but the only thing happening right now is a Versus XIII cancellation rumor, and I'm not sure how to even fake a stance on this.

[Barry Egan]

Holy shit it worked.

PEACE

Oh my god congratulations please let this mean you're not posting here anymore.

[Diunx]

You bunch of pussy ass feggits are already on this assholes balls. Fuck you Evilore. Fuck your fat face! 

never thought I'd see the day ya'll be simpin this cunt. Fucking fo reals im out!!!

Is EL still posting here? I'll give you the number of an excellent brothel in zaragoza(best blow jobs in the Iberian Peninsula) if you change my gaf name.

[fistfulofmetal]

if i was unbanned i would literally only ever post in the wrestling thread.

[BlackMage]

Oh Rah, if you're that desperate why don't you talk to demi? He'd surely sell you a new alt for the right price.

Any time I see this joked about, I begin to wonder what would be considered "the right price." Would a cock pic suffice, or is there a possibility that someone is going to get crazy and do something stupid like "demi, there's a topic I need to argue in right now, and my new alt hasn't gotten approval yet! I'll give you $100 for access to GAF!"

So that's why he never responds to my pms

It depends. If you're a chubby, Demi will offer one alt in exchange for one or more nude pics, depending on how close you are to his preferred bear form (i.e. Nick Frost). If not, he'll gladly give one of his accounts up for the price of a full retail release, as long as you're a decent human being.  However if he finds you irritating he'll hike up the price to $100, and if you're a sappy and extremely annoying bitch he won't even respond to any PMs or public outcries.

I am 100% serious, by the way. All three scenarios have been tested.

[parallax]

if i was unbanned i would literally only ever post in the wrestling thread.

im calling shenanigans on that.

[Tasty]

Jesus, how old are you?  12?

22.

I can't help that I care about something that you think is stupid. Oh noes!

Shouldn't have gotten banned.



*posts on GAF*

[fistfulofmetal]

if i was unbanned i would literally only ever post in the wrestling thread.

im calling shenanigans on that.

i don't really care about the community in general. the only time i ever have a desire to post anymore is when i read the wrestling thread

[Stoney Mason]

Hey buddy, get in line!

Oh Rah, if you're that desperate why don't you talk to demi? He'd surely sell you a new alt for the right price.

I am desperate and would pay to get back on GAF, but I don't want to return as an alt since I won't be able to post in FF or MGS threads without breaking cover. I want to return as me, but since I guess that can't happen I'll have to accept that I'm stuck here.

lulz. This thread has reached its pathetic pinnacle. Which is saying something.

[Rahxephon91]

Hey buddy, get in line!

Oh Rah, if you're that desperate why don't you talk to demi? He'd surely sell you a new alt for the right price.

I am desperate and would pay to get back on GAF, but I don't want to return as an alt since I won't be able to post in FF or MGS threads without breaking cover. I want to return as me, but since I guess that can't happen I'll have to accept that I'm stuck here.

lulz. This thread has reached its pathetic pinnacle. Which is saying something.

This entire 600+ thread is about people bitching and/or talking about whats going on in another forum. I'm not sure how I'm the pinnacle of it's pathetic self. Whatever.

[Stoney Mason]

Hey buddy, get in line!

Oh Rah, if you're that desperate why don't you talk to demi? He'd surely sell you a new alt for the right price.

I am desperate and would pay to get back on GAF, but I don't want to return as an alt since I won't be able to post in FF or MGS threads without breaking cover. I want to return as me, but since I guess that can't happen I'll have to accept that I'm stuck here.

lulz. This thread has reached its pathetic pinnacle. Which is saying something.

This entire 600+ thread is about people bitching and/or talking about whats going on a forum. I'm not sure how I'm the pinnacle of it's pathetic self. Whatever.

I just call it em like I see em.

[Tasty]

This entire 600+ thread is about people bitching and/or talking about whats going on in another forum. I'm not sure how I'm the pinnacle of it's pathetic self. Whatever.

Because you're being a whiny pathetic simp. Man up.

[BlueTsunami]

Hey buddy, get in line!

Oh Rah, if you're that desperate why don't you talk to demi? He'd surely sell you a new alt for the right price.

I am desperate and would pay to get back on GAF, but I don't want to return as an alt since I won't be able to post in FF or MGS threads without breaking cover. I want to return as me, but since I guess that can't happen I'll have to accept that I'm stuck here.

lulz. This thread has reached its pathetic pinnacle. Which is saying something.

This entire 600+ thread is about people bitching and/or talking about whats going on a forum. I'm not sure how I'm the pinnacle of it's pathetic self. Whatever.

We shake our fists at the injustices of NeoGAF and the stupidity of its denizens, its another thing to neatly lay benjamins at the feet of the alter of EviLore and letting out an undulating cry in appeasement. But I have to say, everyone was waiting to see who'd earnestly accost him about NeoGAF reinstatement.

[Stoney Mason]

For what its worth I didn't notice the Evilore posting thing (if it really is him) until late in the day. I never liked the way he ran his site. I'm glad I don't post there anymore. But its cool if he's let bygones be bygones and made a cameo appearance. It's like a minor celebrity dropping by the bore especially in a thread like this. It somehow feels fitting.

[brob]

wasn't it rahxephon who broke down on the neogaf facebook page after being permed over some trivial shit? y'all knew all along how this bad boy rolls.

[Himu]

I don't like how GAF is ran these days but I'm cool if EviLore dropped by. All my fave gaffers post here and on irc anyways. Who needs gaf yo

[Shaka Khan]

Do you still visit GAF's IRC, Himu?

[Verdigris Murder]

Holy shit it worked.

PEACE

Oh my god congratulations please let this mean you're not posting here anymore.

Began, I too share a love of Magician. That kinda looks facetious, but it's not; you probably read some of Terry Brooks' stuff as well.

In a way, the first three books are fucking awesome, and weirdly similar to Grrms stuff, but more fun to read.

[Jansen]

dude don't activate killself.exe over a message board!

[Himu]

Do you still visit GAF's IRC, Himu?

Yeah, it's a fun group of people. I've started dropping by more lately. I mostly get on irc so I can talk to Segata and Aeana and the old jrpg clique though and I'm glad I don't have to do it through gaf, anymore. Ya know?

[Shaka Khan]

Awww, I had no idea both still frequent it. Last time I was there it was just gaimeguy and co. yapping about UFC. Zzzzzzz.

[demi]

Anyone have the GaimeGuy pic? I think I have it. He's so hideous, perfect for dwelling on IRC.

[Himu]

Awww, I had no idea both still frequent it. Last time I was there it was just gaimeguy and co. yapping about UFC. Zzzzzzz.

They don't go to #ga. We have our own secret channel. Ditto to Kev, Duckroll;etc

[Shaka Khan]

PM secret room please.

[Van Cruncheon]

pm me with the server/chan name for segata and cronies

[Kabouter]

Nobody ever tells me about secret rooms

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Where will I now extensively discuss my experiences with the one JRPG I ever finished?!

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[CajoleJuice]

never getting sucked back into IRC again

[tiesto]

Nobody ever tells me about secret rooms

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Where will I now extensively discuss my experiences with the one JRPG I ever finished?!

[close]

In one mine or magoose's threads of course 

Also, anyone know why the guy "jarrod" got banned? I was always a fan of him, big oldsool action RPG fan. But he seemed to get permed around 2009 or something.

[Himu]

Also, anyone know why the guy "jarrod" got banned? I was always a fan of him, big oldsool action RPG fan. But he seemed to get permed around 2009 or something.

shit poster

[Tasty]

Nobody ever tells me about secret rooms

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Where will I now extensively discuss my experiences with the one JRPG I ever finished?!

[close]

In one mine or magoose's threads of course 

Also, anyone know why the guy "jarrod" got banned? I was always a fan of him, big oldsool action RPG fan. But he seemed to get permed around 2009 or something.

Was he the one who was super helpful in the Wii homebrew thread?

[Shadow Mod]

Starting to wonder if the average age of the new batch of juniors is like 14.

[Atramental]

They're probably 18.

18 is the new 14.

[Momo]

Do you IRC guys remember bloodninja?

[KoG]

KOG, are you ever going to play Dayz?

I gave up weeks ago trying to make it work.  I wish I could make it work.

Unfortunate. I'd appreciate having a wrestling fan around and I'm a fan of your posts.

I'll try to make it work but outlook not so good.

Have you tried six updater?

Yes it didn't work.  If I ever join a server it becomes  a really dark fucked up color and there's literally nobody around and if there is they're frozen in place and I can't open doors etc.

Oh hello G-Fex.

Hi.

G-fex, why are you unhealthily obsessed over this places favourite poster blame space?

I'm not, he's supposed to be my rival.

if i was unbanned i would literally only ever post in the wrestling thread.

Well since I never really got to know you, I didn't know you were a wrestling fan.

[Takao]

If blame space is your rival how come it was Timedog vs. blame space and not you?

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

If blame space is your rival how come it was Timedog vs. blame space and not you?

Please do not talk about narcissistic shitty forum personalities on this board, thanks.

[KoG]

If blame space is your rival how come it was Timedog vs. blame space and not you?

Cause I was wrong lol.

Ah who cares.

[KoG]

G-Fex, why do people fap to a children's cartoon about magical horses?

Because.  They need to.

[Atramental]

It's all about that hot pony ass.

Or at least that's what they tell me.