Let's get back to talking about Internet beefs, it's much more interesting.
I have a beef with a guy, he's not responded to my placating pms, I don't want to expose him for the babyish behaviour evinced, so let's just call him Larry Vegan. What's up Larry, let's talk sugar hips, you know it's good.
Also I think stealthfan is over compensating with the plump digs.