The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread

[Blastoisederp]

Don't talk about sex, Lan. He may not know what it is yet!

its when you push your BIG BLACK COCK into the pussy
its okay if its soft, you just gotta try to push it in and make her just wriggle until your gummy worm explodes

[blame space]

i am pretty surprised that user Blastoisederp turned out to be a pretty shitty poster.

[Blastoisederp]

i am pretty surprised that user Blastoisederp turned out to be a pretty shitty poster.

have you seen my nsfw contributes dude?

 

[Verdigris Murder]

I think the bikini pic was kinda weird, maybe it was ironic?

It's just that your posts usually have evidence of a functioning brain, and the pic just takes said words back a couple of emancipations.

Caveat Emptor: if you're willing to buy into my expensive and important opinion-shares, purchaser cautiousness is advised.

I've quoted myself for no reason at all, but my reply is aimed at Cobwell

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[Shadow Mod]

I think the bikini pic was kinda weird, maybe it was ironic?

It's just that your posts usually have evidence of a functioning brain, and the pic just takes said words back a couple of emancipations.

Caveat Emptor: if you're willing to buy into my expensive and important opinion-shares, purchaser cautiousness is advised.

I've quoted myself for no reason at all, but my reply is aimed at Cobwell

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Honestly I did it knowing full well some people would have issues with it. That was the point.

[Verdigris Murder]

i am pretty surprised that user Blastoisederp turned out to be a pretty shitty poster.

Why does The Experiment dislike you?

[Verdigris Murder]

I think the bikini pic was kinda weird, maybe it was ironic?

It's just that your posts usually have evidence of a functioning brain, and the pic just takes said words back a couple of emancipations.

Caveat Emptor: if you're willing to buy into my expensive and important opinion-shares, purchaser cautiousness is advised.

I've quoted myself for no reason at all, but my reply is aimed at Cobwell

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Honestly I did it knowing full well some people would have issues with it. That was the point.

The point was lost on me. And like I said. Above.

[Lan]

yeah so what is everyone having for dinner?

I do know I will have water.

[Verdigris Murder]

Tbh, I just want to see how many times you can quote tree a scrolling post.

[Shadow Mod]

The point was lost on me. And like I said. Above.

It's a troll is the point. Think about it.

[Himu]

i made spaghetti, greek salad, and eating yogurt for dessert

[Blastoisederp]

I think the bikini pic was kinda weird, maybe it was ironic?

It's just that your posts usually have evidence of a functioning brain, and the pic just takes said words back a couple of emancipations.

Caveat Emptor: if you're willing to buy into my expensive and important opinion-shares, purchaser cautiousness is advised.

I've quoted myself for no reason at all, but my reply is aimed at Cobwell

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Honestly I did it knowing full well some people would have issues with it. That was the point.

The point was lost on me. And like I said. Above.

Im with you.

how come this thread is like a smaller, shittier version of gaf but with banned posters?
you even talk about gaf shit while there is random chat threads outside (and the nice nsfw thread)

[Verdigris Murder]

yeah so what is everyone having for dinner?

I do know I will have water.

LAN. I wet-roasted a chicken with enough vino to justify making a tasty and delicious gravy.

[Verdigris Murder]

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how come this thread is like a smaller, shittier version of gaf but with banned posters?
you even talk about gaf shit while there is random chat threads outside (and the nice nsfw thread)

What's the difference between a bj and a quiche.

[Shadow Mod]

i made spaghetti, greek salad, and eating yogurt for dessert

Did it have feta in it? The salad.

[Verdigris Murder]

Well that's odd.

[Verdigris Murder]

Unless he's talking about a realistic Greek salad then yes.

[Shadow Mod]

Unless he's talking about a realistic Greek salad then yes.

I never know anymore since people love to change things up or fuse stuff.

[Verdigris Murder]

Blastiouse has failed the Turing test.

[blame space]

the only food i have is pita bread and peanut butter

[Verdigris Murder]

Unless he's talking about a realistic Greek salad then yes.

I never know anymore since people love to change things up or fuse stuff.

The way to test for a realistic Greek salad is something to do with arriving massively late, blaming someone else or defaulting.

[cloudwalking]

the only food i have is pita bread and peanut butter

let's start a donation drive to get blame space some better food

[Lan]

i made spaghetti, greek salad, and eating yogurt for dessert

Greek salad is sounding good right about now.

[Atramental]

I'm having a buffalo chicken salad tonight.

Also, I'm happy to announce that I'm about 2 lbs away from my normal weight of 175 lbs. Which is great considering that I was about 195 lbs at the beginning of this year and I was 206 lbs last summer.   

[Lan]

I think the bikini pic was kinda weird, maybe it was ironic?

It's just that your posts usually have evidence of a functioning brain, and the pic just takes said words back a couple of emancipations.

Caveat Emptor: if you're willing to buy into my expensive and important opinion-shares, purchaser cautiousness is advised.

I've quoted myself for no reason at all, but my reply is aimed at Cobwell

.

Honestly I did it knowing full well some people would have issues with it. That was the point.

The point was lost on me. And like I said. Above.

Im with you.

how come this thread is like a smaller, shittier version of gaf but with banned posters?
you even talk about gaf shit while there is random chat threads outside (and the nice nsfw thread)

Only you care about an answer to this question. Are banned gaffers to you like non-virgin women? I can't wait for the rage from this one when he gets banned.

[Rahxephon91]

Why do you keep going? It's over.

[Blastoisederp]

she be lonely i reckon and wants a good talk back
but im a gentleman, I dont trash talk women straight in the face - i wait until they're out of the room.

lan or whatever ur called, i be smanging you in your dreams tonight

[Lan]

 

[Phoenix Dark]

 

what is going on today

[parallax]

I said I can't stand the fake feminism, I don't hate or despise her. I was just curious about OPA when it was mentioned like 15 minutes ago. Her name was on the first page so I kept looking.

Like I mentioned, I wasn't referring to you, but rather the people that take interest in whatever devo does.

[Rahxephon91]

she be lonely i reckon and wants a good talk back

Yep that seems to be it.

[Blastoisederp]

what is going on today

lets ditch these gaftards and brofap in the nsfw thread
i posted some nice mocchachio facials.

[Lan]

she be lonely i reckon and wants a good talk back

Yep that seems to be it.

how did you know?   

cause like I totally post here cause I'm loney and looking for attention.

[Positive Touch]

i had some thai curry with oyster mushrooms, tofu, and red pepper in it for dinner tonite.  washed it down with mango juice. wish i could get sticky rice for dessert for less than $4.

i miss thailand.  fuck the midwest.

[Blastoisederp]

i had some thai curry with oyster mushrooms, tofu, and red pepper in it for dinner tonite.  washed it down with mango juice. wish i could get sticky rice for dessert for less than $4.

i miss thailand.  fuck the midwest.

hipster

[etiolate]

I have some Russian ham slices. I asked for the odesskaya, but I think the counter lady gave me something different. I need some cheese and crackers to go with it. =|

[Momo]

Guava juice, steamed fish, green salad with some feta and thai noodles earlier (duck)

[Momo]

Tomorrow I eat Korean short ribs. Tuesday prolly Korean BBQ. I mean today, uhm Wednesday .. Fuck it it's 1am and I have a shit load of work to do tomorrow. Going to bed feggits.


 

[etiolate]

I need to pick up some fish, too. I'm on a bit of a diet (yarly). I've grown a bit of a gut. I took care of my uncle and step-grandmother this past week and my uncle noticed my gut and started calling me fatso. He's got parkinsons and MS and can barely operate the television, but he remembered to call me fatso every day.

[Verdigris Murder]

Tomorrow I eat Korean short ribs. Tuesday prolly Korean BBQ. I mean today, uhm Wednesday .. Fuck it it's 1am and I have a shit load of work to do tomorrow. Going to bed feggits.


 

Would you sex guirdererp. What's with the Korean food.

[recursivelyenumerable]

this thread is sucking a bit

[Shadow Mod]

this thread is sucking a bit

No my doppelganger is.

[Himu]

what is your favorite thing to do to timedog's dick while you're sucking on it devo

any tips for all the girls out there on the art of fellatio?

[Verdigris Murder]

So just observe.  Rcurvelynumderbale, there are black people on here who dislike your blatant display of huge intellect. Probably gays as well. But that's probably something else.

[Great Rumbler]

Who is this blastoisederp guy?

[Verdigris Murder]

Bell and cowbell.

[Verdigris Murder]

Another mystery solved.

[Blastoisederp]

Who is this blastoisederp guy?

divinity5

without me, none of you would know about the pixy weightlifter chick

so respect

[Atramental]

Speaking of doppelgangers... I think I might be one of your distant relatives, Devo.

I was looking through some old family photos and my grandmum looks eerily simular to you when she was 25. >_>

[Purple Filth]

What the fuck is happening in here?

[blame space]

i don't know but i'm taking my pants off

[Rahxephon91]

she be lonely i reckon and wants a good talk back

Yep that seems to be it.

how did you know?   

cause like I totally post here cause I'm loney and looking for attention.

You seem to care a lot about this dont you?

[Shadow Mod]

what is your favorite thing to do to timedog's dick while you're sucking on it devo

any tips for all the girls out there on the art of fellatio?

Wrist action + mouth movement up and down + suction + tongue  + humming = success.

[Blastoisederp]

she be lonely i reckon and wants a good talk back

Yep that seems to be it.

how did you know?   

cause like I totally post here cause I'm loney and looking for attention.

You seem to care a lot about this dont you?

thats how the game works
the chick wants the guy who is aloof nad mysterious and doesnt give a shit 

[Himu]

what is your favorite thing to do to timedog's dick while you're sucking on it devo

any tips for all the girls out there on the art of fellatio?

Wrist action + mouth movement up and down + suction + tongue  + humming = success.

What do you think of women are scared of blowing their guys

[Shadow Mod]

What do you think of women are scared of blowing their guys

I think like Chris Rock, "they still make you?" Same goes for guys who don't lick downstairs either.

[Lan]

she be lonely i reckon and wants a good talk back

Yep that seems to be it.

how did you know?   

cause like I totally post here cause I'm loney and looking for attention.

You seem to care a lot about this dont you?

don't give me so much credit, I'll forget about this later tonight.

Aren't you the same guy that was willing to pay your spot back on gaf? I guess I can understand why you might think I care a great deal.

[Takao]

Rahxephon is still salty about his ban. He complained about how I get banned all the time (which may or may not be true) and never permed.

[Himu]

Guys who don't lick vagina are boring and you don't want them as lovers.

[Rahxephon91]

Vagina's are the most disgusting part of a woman. Why would anyone want to lick that? It doesn't even look attractive. Each one I have come across has smelled terrible.

[/quote]

don't give me so much credit, I'll forget about this later tonight.

Aren't you the same guy that was willing to pay your spot back on gaf? I guess I can understand why you might think I care a great deal.
[/quote]If you did'nt care about it why keep talking about it? I don't hide that I'm mad about my thing, hence I keep saying it. Duh.