Author Topic: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread (Read 6038689 times)

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #26580 on:** August 03, 2012, 09:58:52 PM »

Perfect body imo

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #26581 on:** August 03, 2012, 09:59:41 PM »

I went out with a girl who was 6'3" (I'm 5'11). She was very attractive, slim build, but had tits the size of my head (I have a giant dome too). It only lasted a few months as she went to graduate school on the left coast. Even better was that I picked her up when I was working at a meat department at a grocery store I was working in.

It was the greatest feat I've ever pulled off and haven't been able to match since.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #26582 on:** August 03, 2012, 10:05:46 PM »

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on August 03, 2012, 10:00:37 PM

Quote from: The Experiment on August 03, 2012, 06:50:20 PM
I doubt Opiate has even kissed a girl, let alone had sex with one.

He actually has a long-term MATING PARTNER who sometimes posts on GAF. I guess like how some girls are into bears, and some girls are into metros, some girls are into robots.

He's not a bad looking guy so I guess there are some girls out there that would be willing to overlook him being a robot.

Huff · « **Reply #26583 on:** August 03, 2012, 10:12:27 PM »

Extemely obese women (and men I guess) cant really be picky with their dates

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #26584 on:** August 04, 2012, 12:24:38 AM »

Quote from: tiesto on August 03, 2012, 09:54:05 PM

I think 210 lbs may be just slightly pushing the limit. (I weigh ~170) But then again I do like the BBWs...

Here's a girl 6' tall, 210 lbs. Actually on second thought, fuck yes I'd smash:

(Image removed from quote.)

would hit, flip over, hit again with redoubled effort

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #26585 on:** August 04, 2012, 12:28:38 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=40605976&postcount=11

blame space · « **Reply #26586 on:** August 04, 2012, 01:33:57 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 03, 2012, 09:58:52 PM

Perfect body imo

quoting this

cool breeze · « **Reply #26587 on:** August 04, 2012, 01:40:17 AM »

Quote from: Mamacint on August 04, 2012, 12:28:38 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=40605976&postcount=11

That's the perfect reply.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #26588 on:** August 04, 2012, 01:40:34 AM »

Quote from: blame space on August 04, 2012, 01:33:57 AM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 03, 2012, 09:58:52 PM
Perfect body imo

quoting this

we'd share her with the based god

blame space · « **Reply #26589 on:** August 04, 2012, 01:48:40 AM »

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #26590 on:** August 04, 2012, 01:50:25 AM »

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on August 03, 2012, 10:00:37 PM

Quote from: The Experiment on August 03, 2012, 06:50:20 PM
I doubt Opiate has even kissed a girl, let alone had sex with one.

He actually has a long-term MATING PARTNER who sometimes posts on GAF. I guess like how some girls are into bears, and some girls are into metros, some girls are into robots.

Himu · « **Reply #26591 on:** August 04, 2012, 02:06:49 AM »

Imagine Opiate having sex.

"Penis in. Penis out."

"What are you doing?"

"I'm calibrating your vagina to make it more wet to facilitate an increase in pleasure through teasing you emotionally with my groin muscle."

"Oh, Opiate!"

Himu · « **Reply #26592 on:** August 04, 2012, 02:09:27 AM »

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on August 03, 2012, 10:00:37 PM

Quote from: The Experiment on August 03, 2012, 06:50:20 PM
I doubt Opiate has even kissed a girl, let alone had sex with one.

He actually has a long-term MATING PARTNER who sometimes posts on GAF. I guess like how some girls are into bears, and some girls are into metros, some girls are into robots.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #26593 on:** August 04, 2012, 02:13:27 AM »

Quote from: Andrex on August 03, 2012, 04:01:43 AM

Quote from: etiolate on August 03, 2012, 03:54:05 AM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=40576582&postcount=730

joke char?

Never forget: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=29338380&postcount=313

Himu · « **Reply #26594 on:** August 04, 2012, 02:16:22 AM »

MY FAVORITE FLAVOR OF POPSICLE IS DICK

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #26595 on:** August 04, 2012, 05:16:19 AM »

GAF is down. Dammit I want to discuss StarCraft :'(

Blastoisederp · « **Reply #26596 on:** August 04, 2012, 05:24:58 AM »

Quote from: tiesto on August 03, 2012, 09:54:05 PM

I think 210 lbs may be just slightly pushing the limit. (I weigh ~170) But then again I do like the BBWs...

Here's a girl 6' tall, 210 lbs. Actually on second thought, fuck yes I'd smash:

(Image removed from quote.)

lol that bitch be hiding more flab than a dugong seal
you cant tell shit when shes wearing black clothes (fatty trick)and her outline is hidden

check this site out guys for pictures of chicks of any weight you wanna http://www.mybodygallery.com/
here are some 200lbs chicks that look smangable:
http://www.mybodygallery.com/img/24216/2.jpg
http://www.mybodygallery.com/img/21887/1.jpg
http://www.mybodygallery.com/img/21739/2.jpg
http://www.mybodygallery.com/img/19733/1.jpg
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm3ebtMPNA1qcl5svo1_r1_500.jpg

also found some hot chicks on this curve website http://curveappeal.tumblr.com/

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7ucgmShpd1qcl5svo1_500.jpg
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7u3d0BLQw1qcl5svo1_500.jpg
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7qpcdfLkm1qcl5svo1_500.jpg
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7sjzox1G81qcl5svo1_500.jpg
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7ttd9ZCIw1qcl5svo1_500.png
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7e3spfhT31qcl5svo1_r1_500.jpg

lolol so many of these dumb chicks are thanking gods for their body
you should as the bearded dude to give you a tummy tuck hehe

Momo · « **Reply #26597 on:** August 04, 2012, 07:00:14 AM »

I cant fap to this at work, I am not a bare chested work shit fapper

Timber · « **Reply #26598 on:** August 04, 2012, 08:44:14 AM »

You're a beautiful sleazeball, blastoisederp.

demi · « **Reply #26599 on:** August 04, 2012, 09:36:12 AM »

Hell yes, fat girl tits.

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #26600 on:** August 04, 2012, 05:18:42 PM »

Quote from: blame space on August 04, 2012, 01:48:40 AM

That actually gave me hearing aids.

Tasty · « **Reply #26601 on:** August 04, 2012, 05:24:14 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=40623624&postcount=192

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #26602 on:** August 04, 2012, 05:54:13 PM »

Andrex. Is chi town buffalo like a weird fantasist?

Tasty · « **Reply #26603 on:** August 04, 2012, 07:45:22 PM »

Quote from: Martin Raperman on August 04, 2012, 05:54:13 PM

Andrex. Is chi town buffalo like a weird fantasist?

I don't understand the question.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #26604 on:** August 05, 2012, 01:32:55 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=485400

Himu · « **Reply #26605 on:** August 05, 2012, 01:39:54 AM »

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #26606 on:** August 05, 2012, 01:42:45 AM »

Stringer I had people killed by gangs stop c-walking in the club you insensitive jerk.

Himu · « **Reply #26607 on:** August 05, 2012, 01:47:20 AM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on August 05, 2012, 01:42:45 AM

Stringer I had people killed by gangs stop c-walking in the club you insensitive jerk.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #26608 on:** August 05, 2012, 01:49:21 AM »

I hope Obama crip walks if he wins re-election

Himu · « **Reply #26609 on:** August 05, 2012, 01:49:23 AM »

god i love you rashida

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #26610 on:** August 05, 2012, 01:50:11 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 05, 2012, 01:49:21 AM

I hope Obama crip walks if he wins re-election

I think he's got the moves.

etiolate · « **Reply #26611 on:** August 05, 2012, 02:05:38 AM »

There was this kid in sophmore year of high school who would always crip walk around everywhere. Like to the snack shack or to the bathroom. The gang bangers at my school asked if he was crip because he didn't wear much blue.

Turns out he just had a bit of cerebral palsy and was born with uneven legs.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #26612 on:** August 05, 2012, 02:09:15 AM »

Quote from: etiolate on August 05, 2012, 02:05:38 AM

There was this kid in sophmore year of high school who would always crip walk around everywhere. Like to the snack shack or to the bathroom. The gang bangers at my school asked if he was crip because he didn't wear much blue.

Turns out he just had a bit of cerebral palsy and was born with uneven legs.

This is hilarious.

Himu · « **Reply #26613 on:** August 05, 2012, 02:37:23 AM »

oh my god

Takao · « **Reply #26614 on:** August 05, 2012, 05:07:51 AM »

Quote from: Andrex on August 04, 2012, 07:45:22 PM

Quote from: Martin Raperman on August 04, 2012, 05:54:13 PM
Andrex. Is chi town buffalo like a weird fantasist?

I don't understand the question.

This week in the continuing adventures of Chi-Town Buffalo's Lawyers Know Best our hero is confronted by a homeless teenager looking for a place to sleep. Will Chi-Town vanquish the sorry soul with a kick to nads? Will the police come barging in before Chi-Town Buffalo lays the fatal blow? Tune in Saturdays on WNED.

Tasty · « **Reply #26615 on:** August 05, 2012, 06:47:22 AM »

I think I understand even less now.

archie4208 · « **Reply #26616 on:** August 05, 2012, 08:40:48 AM »

Well then.

Momo · « **Reply #26617 on:** August 05, 2012, 08:45:46 AM »

Quote from: archie4208 on August 05, 2012, 08:40:48 AM

Well then.

Himuro

blame space · « **Reply #26618 on:** August 05, 2012, 09:54:34 AM »

i hope obama does the cooking dance

Himu · « **Reply #26619 on:** August 05, 2012, 10:13:20 AM »

invite that man to the bore.

Himu · « **Reply #26620 on:** August 05, 2012, 10:20:23 AM »

actually, no. don't. we don't need anymore tight asses.

edit:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=40640366&postcount=324

omg someone murder this mother fucker

someone do it!

"The list seems to made up of a cross section of mods (EatChildren, Himuro), former mods (Amir0x, krypt0nian), movie/box office gaf (CaptYamato, Good Job Bob, Solo) , pony gaf (cheezmo, kog, himuro), diablo gaf (yoshichan, xandu, ultimoo), bad pun gaf (ninja scooter, Teh Hamburglar), creepy gaf (cheezmo, kog, vox-pop), steam GAF (salsashark), names that don't make sense GAF, joke poster GAF (blame_space, dr. eggman), and high end computer graphics GAF (dennis4k, thexodu5).

quite the list you have here"

demi · « **Reply #26621 on:** August 05, 2012, 10:24:56 AM »

Not on that guy's ignore list. I'm awesome. Himuro called out as being as annoying as he is on here

Burn nicca

Himu · « **Reply #26622 on:** August 05, 2012, 10:26:35 AM »

Shut up and get naked.

Momo · « **Reply #26623 on:** August 05, 2012, 10:27:10 AM »

Ahahahaha

Himu · « **Reply #26624 on:** August 05, 2012, 10:31:01 AM »

Being accused of being a Brony is like the first time in years I've wanted to post on gaf. I am serious. I must defend myself. I MUST

Barry Egan · « **Reply #26625 on:** August 05, 2012, 10:34:59 AM »

Don't worry Himu I defended your honor right before the thread was closed.

Himu · « **Reply #26626 on:** August 05, 2012, 10:35:31 AM »

THANK YOU

Chinner · « **Reply #26627 on:** August 05, 2012, 10:42:45 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=485413

i suppose this isn't surprising. kinda depressing though.

Broseidon · « **Reply #26628 on:** August 05, 2012, 11:11:25 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=485424

blame space · « **Reply #26629 on:** August 05, 2012, 11:12:58 AM »

they're deleting things so much these days. so many of my posts, gone.

Broseidon · « **Reply #26630 on:** August 05, 2012, 11:13:23 AM »

Wow, that was quick.

He was asking how to get permabanned, someone said post pics of people naked. So we got this

spoiler (click to show/hide)

http://content.worldgroups.com/GRP008/GrpPhotos/N/NAKED_FAT_MEN/070710/074616000.JPG

[close]

Kabouter · « **Reply #26631 on:** August 05, 2012, 11:13:57 AM »

Quote from: Broseidon on August 05, 2012, 11:13:23 AM

Wow, that was quick.

I actually got there about a minute before you posted it here

Don't understand what was so hard to him about just PMing a mod though lol

blame space · « **Reply #26632 on:** August 05, 2012, 11:16:02 AM »

i mean.. should i contact the administrator? what makes a link valid?

Huff · « **Reply #26633 on:** August 05, 2012, 11:21:39 AM »

Quote from: Chinner on August 05, 2012, 10:42:45 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=485413

i suppose this isn't surprising. kinda depressing though.

was going to post this thread. in the running for the most pathetic i've seen

Momo · « **Reply #26634 on:** August 05, 2012, 11:30:46 AM »

Quote from: Kabouter on August 05, 2012, 11:13:57 AM

Don't understand what was so hard to him about just PMing a mod though lol

Dont be silly. You know exactly why people choose to go out with a big scene. People crave attention and get pleasure out of seeing people discuss their "wild, crazy" account suicides.

StealthFan · « **Reply #26635 on:** August 05, 2012, 11:36:41 AM »

I PM'ed a mod for a ban. Bans via attention whoring are for children.

God I miss Wellington-era GAF. I was there in 2005-2006 as Wafflecopter and then I rejoined as James Woods. The site is completely unreadable.

Broseidon · « **Reply #26636 on:** August 05, 2012, 11:45:29 AM »

God, you were that James Woods twat? I see you maintained your shittiness cross-forum.

Momo · « **Reply #26637 on:** August 05, 2012, 11:46:13 AM »

Quote from: StealthFan on August 05, 2012, 11:36:41 AM

I PM'ed a mod for a ban. Bans via attention whoring are for children.

Never can it be said that neogaf is a bastion of maturity.

Himu · « **Reply #26638 on:** August 05, 2012, 11:46:33 AM »

rofl stealthfan is wafflecopter?

StealthFan · « **Reply #26639 on:** August 05, 2012, 11:55:16 AM »

Quote from: Broseidon on August 05, 2012, 11:45:29 AM

God, you were that James Woods twat? I see you maintained your shittiness cross-forum.

Why the hate?

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Author Topic: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread (Read 6038689 times)