The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread

[Phoenix Dark]

isn't that a dog actually?

[Mr. Gundam]

isn't that a dog actually?

Nope, French Bulldog puppy.

[Phoenix Dark]

ya but this is supposed to be for kittens but you posted a puppy. shouldn't a mod do something...not to backseat mod but what's the point of rules if they aren't followed

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this is now a gaf thread

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[Mr. Gundam]

Puppies were clearly mentioned in the original post. I for one am outraged. This injustice will not go ignored.

Can you imagine if the faux internet outrage was actually real and put to good use? Cancer would have been cured by now.

[Momo]

Gundam, you better edit out that puppy before a mod sees it.

[etiolate]

That puppy looks suicidal.

[Kabouter]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=485498

Somebody shut the fucking OT already.

Fuck gaborn, outrage and suicide threads. They need to be replaced by baby, kittens and puppies' picture threads.

Edit: Beaten lol.

Many Gaborn threads these days are baby, kittens and puppies' picture threads.

Like so

[Mr. Gundam]

Still better than sadsack attention whoring.

[Shaka Khan]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=485498

Somebody shut the fucking OT already.

Fuck gaborn, outrage and suicide threads. They need to be replaced by baby, kittens and puppies' picture threads.

Edit: Beaten lol.

Many Gaborn threads these days are baby, kittens and puppies' picture threads.

Like so

Awww.

I'm assuming he's consciously trying to change up his routine because mocking his depressing threads almost became a running OT meme, for good reason.

Now if only he could stop being a Libertard.

[Kabouter]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=485498

Somebody shut the fucking OT already.

Fuck gaborn, outrage and suicide threads. They need to be replaced by baby, kittens and puppies' picture threads.

Edit: Beaten lol.

Many Gaborn threads these days are baby, kittens and puppies' picture threads.

Like so

Awww.

I'm assuming he's consciously trying to change up his routine because mocking his depressing threads almost became a running OT meme, for good reason.

Now if only he could stop being a Libertard.

Yeah, I think it is a conscious effort. Doesn't seem to be working though, all his threads of the cute animal variety get almost no replies, and the outrage threads he makes get a ton.

[Phoenix Dark]

He had a thread about transsexual people getting arrested for having condoms in their car due to a new police anti-prostitution strategy. I read a bit of the bolded test, shook my head, and never entered again.  Obviously a shitty situation but I'm not discussing that shit on GAF anymore

[Tasty]

Granted nowadays you might be able to use something like Google Translate conversation mode, but still.

It's like you can't help it

But it was relevent this time.

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=40670217&postcount=83

TTOB's last post.

[Momo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=40672675&postcount=89

[Himu]

Yes just like people didn't choose to be homosexual. You just chose your sexuality. Just like how you can choose - right now! - to drop your attraction for the opposite sex and gain attraction for the same sex. It's that easy? Everyone is bisexual!

[Momo]

I decided that from today I will only copulate with Zebras. This is my choice, please understand.

[Himu]

Watched that video and laughed out loud within 30 seconds.

"threatens the stability of the American family...especially the black family."

Yes, because when I think of black families, I think of stability.

'fuck outta here.

[Phoenix Dark]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=40672675&postcount=89

[fistfulofmetal]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=485498

suicide seems to be in fashion recently

[bud]

Easy there. I'm not the World's biggest fan of Avatar (an epic that's pedestrian in everything but the visuals) but that simply isn't true.

Avatar is a film. Prometheus is a glorified B movie.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=40677553&postcount=199

is it me or does this sound exactly like something willco would say? i'm 100% sure willco has made a post like this about other movies before.

[Joe Molotov]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=485498

Somebody shut the fucking OT already.

Fuck gaborn, outrage and suicide threads. They need to be replaced by baby, kittens and puppies' picture threads.

Edit: Beaten lol.

Many Gaborn threads these days are baby, kittens and puppies' picture threads.

Like so

Awww.

I'm assuming he's consciously trying to change up his routine because mocking his depressing threads almost became a running OT meme, for good reason.

Now if only he could stop being a Libertard.

The story involves father-daughter incest, so I think that moves it into the Gaborn ballpark.

[StealthFan]

These suicide threads are also really awful and show how far the standards of posting have fallen. You don't give these people attention because then more and more will start clogging up the forums with threads specifically designed to make themselves feel better. If you need people to care about you on a forum because you can't get any to care in real life, you should kill yourself. Nothing of worth will be lost honestly.

[Phoenix Dark]

At this point the next blatant suicide bait thread should be closed immediately. If any posters have personal information on the poster, they can do so.

Obviously if someone is truly in danger the thread shouldn't be closed, but all this "sometimes I feel like ending myself...anyone agree?" attention seeking shit needs to go

[MCD]

Sometimes I feel like ending myself

Then I remember that my favorite hentai games are still untranslated

FUCK DYING

[Atramental]

Totally agree, PD.

Also, in ronito's anonymous confession thread someone actually admitted that they made a suicide thread not because they were suicidal but because they wanted the attention. 

[cloudwalking]

someone who decided to commit suicide seriously inconvenienced me last week. i was trying to go into downtown zürich with my husband when some dude decided to jump in front of a train. bam, everything delayed for like 3 hours while they cleaned the entrails and body parts off of everything. i was forced to take a train that goes to the airport first, further delaying my plans! the nerve of some people...

[brob]

what about the dude driving the train? nobody ever thinks of the dude driving the train. :'(

[blame space]

yeah what a fucking dumbass

[Broseidon]

what about the dude driving the train? nobody ever thinks of the dude driving the train. :'(

I do 

[Momo]

Jeez, not to be a debbie downer, but I remember when my friend's sister got ran over by a bus. It was no one's fault really, stupid kids doing stupid shit. But the bus driver killed himself a few months after

[benjipwns]

Maybe if these people had some forum friends to turn to lifting them up to protect Miyamoto-san, they'd still be alive today contributing to their taxes and society in general unlike Valve and young blacks ruined by gay marriage.

[Momo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=40689356&postcount=1964

:whimsy

[Phoenix Dark]

so...tempted...but I won't risk it.

[brob]

buttoned through some of that thread this morning. good to know video games are still serious business.

[Momo]

No it's wrong! you people live on by what we produce, you were born from a failed experiment that was made by Nintendo, you are like Frankenstein of gaming, you live on because Sony steal ideas from Nintendo and make it out like they never did, Super Smash bros is only the latest to the list, you did a Mario Clone, a Zelda Clone, Mario Kart clone (several),F-Zero clone,Fire Emblem Clone, you stole Final Fantasy, you stole every good franchise from Nintendo, Sony fans and developers are like Leeches on this industry, atleast be classy like Sega and Microsoft (that doesn't prove I like them either).

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=40690455&postcount=1992

 

[Momo]

Man I caught that thread at like page two, didnt seem like a big deal.

>today 40 pages of clusterfucks

[king of the internet]

Man I caught that thread at like page two, didnt seem like a big deal.

>today 40 pages of clusterfucks

All caused by an offhand remark from some dude who tweets like 700 times a day. The mods need to firebomb that thread.

[Momo]

Thats the worst thread I've seen since I've known of the existence of NeoGAF, no hyperbole. I was laughing at the stupidity on the last two pages, but as I browsed back a bit I realized some of these people are serious. Closed the tab and feel kinda disgusted tbh. I cant even laugh at them anymore

[Brehvolution]

Number of the beast

[Joe Molotov]

it's just like the Play Station is the Mew Two of the Super Famicom.

newsfeed?

[Shaka Khan]

He's been trolling the Kamiya thread for a while. Given his post count and nature of his posts, I'm pretty sure he's a alt/joke character.

[Himu]

it's just like the Play Station is the Mew Two of the Super Famicom.

newsfeed?

what does this even mean

[Momo]

Given that he's still posting and that thread is open, I would put $5 on there being some mod alts in there laying honeytraps.

[king of the internet]

Satan Page now

[Polyh3dron]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=485571

I'm surprised that:

1. Pretty much everyone thinks this is funny
2. The thread isn't a graveyard
3. There's no moral grandstanding to be seen in this thread

That thread is no fun without the outrage.  I hope some mod like Kabouter or someone goes in and bans every single person who says that the joke is funny.

Also, hail satan (page).

[Takao]

No it's wrong! you people live on by what we produce, you were born from a failed experiment that was made by Nintendo, you are like Frankenstein of gaming, you live on because Sony steal ideas from Nintendo and make it out like they never did, Super Smash bros is only the latest to the list, you did a Mario Clone, a Zelda Clone, Mario Kart clone (several),F-Zero clone,Fire Emblem Clone, you stole Final Fantasy, you stole every good franchise from Nintendo, Sony fans and developers are like Leeches on this industry, atleast be classy like Sega and Microsoft (that doesn't prove I like them either).

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=40690455&postcount=1992

 

Everyone who's posted in that thread should be banned. OP should be juniored or perma-banned because he posted Twitter opinion as a thread and because I don't like him.

[Atramental]

Hail Satan

[pilonv1]

Several members of the Bore gave away more than $60 (presumably the cost of a new copy of Darksiders 2) worth of games individually during the Steam summer sale without changing our avatars or anything.

The Steam sale thread was fucking atrocious. 90% of posts on a given page were from some idiot giving away a $4 game and the responses to his "competition" of describing something nice to eat.

Meanwhile here people just gave stuff away because they're awesome.

[Steve Youngblood]

no matter what angle you approach it from, it inevitably becomes the lunchroom table from billy madison

Yes, and you're the one who gets shouted down when you say Donkey Kong sucks.

[Himu]

I'm the guy who his mom gave him money to buy school football tickets in the lunch room during lunch and instead uses it to buy a tamagatchi off a dude then trades the tamagatchi for a kid at the table's sandwich.

[Shaka Khan]

Speaking of Segata and DK: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=40672896&postcount=79

[Steve Youngblood]

I'm the guy who his mom gave him money to buy school football tickets in the lunch room during lunch and instead uses it to buy a tamagatchi off a dude then trades the tamagatchi for a kid at the table's sandwich.

Maybe it's because I've had two beers with dinner, or maybe it's because I'm slow, but this sentence really made my head hurt.

[Himu]

I have downed three beers. I am sorry. Now to beat Limbo.

[tiesto]

Yeah, that PlayStation Allstars game is a ripoff, but I can't really fault it for that. Unlike many people on the Bore, I love the Smash games and think Sony has gotten to the point where they developed an interesting-enough history to mine for a Smash clone, unlike say MS.... it's a shame the PS Allstars game is filled with some blatant missed opportunities and a lame roster. (seriously, no Cloud, Crash or Snake? But we have 2 forms of that Infamous dude?)

Fuck, they could've even gone back and mined the Sony Imagesoft roster - I'd flip out if I saw Equinox or Skyblazer references in there.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

The best way to handle a suicide thread is Manabyte's: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=202277

EviLore posted up some information if Manabyte was serious, so it isn't like the person is being ignored, and the thread is locked to snuff out any attention whoring intentions the OP may have had when making the thread.  I guess people are more than free to send the person PMs if they are really serious.

[demi]

I love the Smash games and think Sony has gotten to the point where they developed an interesting-enough history to mine for a Smash clone

you're joking right? out of their "long and interesting history" they come up with Fat Princess, Nathan Drake, some Killzone floozie, and Kratos.

I guess my dick would be hard if I only just started playing videogames.

[Trent Dole]

TISM

I found about them around the time the new RHCP ( ) album came out cause somebody linked old man river in a thread about the peps on a Ministry forum. A few months later I saw that the *chan kids are into them too most likely due to the whole anonymity thing. They're like an Aussie PWEI, what's not to love? 

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

TISM

I found about them around the time the new RHCP ( ) album came out cause somebody linked old man river in a thread about the peps on a Ministry forum. A few months later I saw that the *chan kids are into them too most likely due to the whole anonymity thing. They're like an Aussie PWEI, what's not to love? 

I didn't even realize that RHCP even put out a new album.

[blame space]

you guys drink two or three beers? in one night?

[Joe Molotov]

I love the Smash games and think Sony has gotten to the point where they developed an interesting-enough history to mine for a Smash clone

you're joking right? out of their "long and interesting history" they come up with Fat Princess, Nathan Drake, some Killzone floozie, and Kratos.

They should have bugged Disney to get Wreck-it Ralph in the game like Sega did.