The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread

[Shadow Mod]

This just in, if you like your women shaved or waxed downstairs you're a pedo.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=41104467&postcount=25

[Joe Molotov]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=487273

Is this referring to us or the "other" other forum?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=41103959&postcount=7

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=487273

Is this referring to us or the "other" other forum?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=41103959&postcount=7

Sounds like us. Well, you guys. I ain't no fatty.

[Atramental]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=487248

 

There's a huge Dating-Age megathread for these stupid questions yet gaffers still make separate threads.

It's fucking stupid.

[Himu]

how do i stick penis into vagina

[Tasty]

how do i stick penis into vagina

How do  I summon the courage to leave my man cage and look at a woman in the eyes instead of glancing 4 feet to her right awkwardly.

[Shadow Mod]

how do i stick penis into vagina

How do  I summon the courage to leave my man cage and look at a woman in the eyes instead of glancing 4 feet to her right awkwardly.

The irony is these fucks would look less like dumbass creeps if they talked instead of just fidgeting with themselves and staring.

[Huff]

how do i stick penis into vagina

How do  I summon the courage to leave my man cage and look at a woman in the eyes instead of glancing 4 feet to her right awkwardly.

are you asking for advice or making fun of that kid?

[tiesto]

how do i stick penis into vagina

How do  I summon the courage to leave my man cage and look at a woman in the eyes instead of glancing 4 feet to her right awkwardly.

The irony is these fucks would look less like dumbass creeps if they talked instead of just fidgeting with themselves and staring.

From this and some other posts, I get the impression that you're a bit hostile towards people who may have social anxiety (lord knows I had trouble approaching a good looking girl for years, and still get a bit nervous when I do it nowadays)... any reason for this? I dunno, I just kinda feel bad for those people since at one time I was in their shoes (HS, early college days).

[Shadow Mod]

how do i stick penis into vagina

How do  I summon the courage to leave my man cage and look at a woman in the eyes instead of glancing 4 feet to her right awkwardly.

The irony is these fucks would look less like dumbass creeps if they talked instead of just fidgeting with themselves and staring.

From this and some other posts, I get the impression that you're a bit hostile towards people who may have social anxiety (lord knows I had trouble approaching a good looking girl for years, and still get a bit nervous when I do it nowadays)... any reason for this? I dunno, I just kinda feel bad for those people since at one time I was in their shoes (HS, early college days).

Social anxiety is a real issue people should strive to get help for not post on GAF about.

[Tasty]

how do i stick penis into vagina

How do  I summon the courage to leave my man cage and look at a woman in the eyes instead of glancing 4 feet to her right awkwardly.

are you asking for advice or making fun of that kid?

What if I said both?

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I actually realized the other day that I make waaayyy more eye contact than I did in high school.

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[Atramental]

All he had to say was, "Hi I'm *blank*, how are you today?" and then let the conversation evolve naturally from there.

That's how I was able to overcome my social anxiety was by asking random people about themselves or something they had with them (a book, a pet, a drink, etc.). It's so mind numbingly simple now for me to start talking to total strangers because I have come to the realization that people love to talk about themselves.

Essentially, people are the heroes in their own stories so I make myself an outlet for them to share their "epic tales" with me. 

[Purple Filth]

fuck pramath

dude comes of as a massive shill imo

[Shadow Mod]

All he had to say was, "Hi I'm *blank*, how are you today?" and then let the conversation evolve naturally from there.

That's how I was able to overcome my social anxiety was by asking random people about themselves or something they had with them (a book, a pet, a drink, etc.). It's so mind numbingly simple now for me to start talking to total strangers because I have come to the realization that people love to talk about themselves.

Essentially, people are the heroes in their own stories so I make myself an outlet for them to share their "epic tales" with me. 

Seriously. I just feel like some people (not all) with SA want to be coddled but literally the only way to deal with is to be more social.

[Mupepe]

See a chick with big tits: "Wow, those knockers are fantastic.  Where did you get them?"
See a dude with pierced ears: "Hey bro, you gay?  I'm just wondering because you kinda look like it."
See an old lady alone on the bus: "Evening, ma'am.  Are you here alone?  Do you have family?  You look lonely.  Are all your friends dead?"

see?  getting over social anxiety is easy. 

[Takao]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=487281

These threads always try my patience. Kicking the dog? From first-hand experience I know that if a dog wanted to bite someone that wouldn't have done shit. It's sad that the dog had to suffer (though OP has yet to update his post to say that the dog didn't die) but it's better it than any person. Blaming the cop and suggesting he should've pulled out mace or a tazer is assuming that people assess situations as fast as Robocop can.

[Mupepe]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=487281

These threads always try my patience. Kicking the dog? From first-hand experience I know that if a dog wanted to bite someone that wouldn't have done shit. It's sad that the dog had to suffer (though OP has yet to update his post to say that the dog didn't die) but it's better it than any person. Blaming the cop and suggesting he should've pulled out mace or a tazer is assuming that people assess situations as fast as Robocop can.

Bullshit.  See a dog coming at you ready to bite just turn into your wrasslin' position and prepare for the best fight of your life!

[Takao]

"I would kill a baby infant if it would mean I could keep my collection of stuff."

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What the fuck

[Timber]

How come dog people on gaf are always so eager to announce they'd rather have random strangers killed than see harm befall their dog? This happens in like every dog thread.

[Shadow Mod]

"I would kill a baby infant if it would mean I could keep my collection of stuff."

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What the fuck

The worst part is baby infant is redundant.

[Shadow Mod]

How come dog people on gaf are always so eager to announce they'd rather have random strangers killed than see harm befall their dog? This happens in like every dog thread.

Can you imagine those people during some sort catastrophe? Can I get in your boat? NO THAT'S MY DOG'S SEAT.

[Himu]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=487281

These threads always try my patience. Kicking the dog? From first-hand experience I know that if a dog wanted to bite someone that wouldn't have done shit. It's sad that the dog had to suffer (though OP has yet to update his post to say that the dog didn't die) but it's better it than any person. Blaming the cop and suggesting he should've pulled out mace or a tazer is assuming that people assess situations as fast as Robocop can.

Bullshit.  See a dog coming at you ready to bite just turn into your wrasslin' position and prepare for the best fight of your life!
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[fistfulofmetal]

the worst is when you're a person who could not give a single fuck about another persons interests or problems or stories or anything. so small talk is extremely difficult because for most people, the most natural next step in a conversation is clear as day but for me? absolutely no idea since i don't care about the other person.

[Timber]

Can you imagine those people during some sort catastrophe? Can I get in your boat? NO THAT'S MY DOG'S SEAT.

Corgis and labs first!

I mean, I understand that people care deeply for their pets and would sacrifice a lot to keep em safe, but why all these violent hypotheticals that will never happen anyway? Dogs are supposed to bring happiness, stop imagining yourself torturing someone who kicked yer pup and take it to the park or something, jeez.

[tiesto]

On OKC, one of the questions is "Which is worse? Abused animals or starving children?" And you wouldn't believe how many women (like, 90% of the ones I've seen) say abused animals.

[Himu]

why do women like animals so much

i mean, i love animals too but i wouldn't wanna fuck one so there you go

[Timber]

On OKC, one of the questions is "Which is worse? Abused animals or starving children?"

Oh wow, really? Well at least it makes for an interesting icebreaker on a first date.

[Himu]

there are so many women on my facebook that are like "my pet is my baby!!!!!!!" I don't get it. I love my dog but she is not "my baby", she is just my furry buddy pal who makes cute noises and licks my arm.

[Lan]

I guess these women get attached to their pets and want to take care of them like their children. This is why these same women will likely put clothes on their dogs.

[Shadow Mod]

I guess these women get attached to their pets and want to take care of them like their children. This is why these same women will likely put clothes on their dogs.

[Lan]

tbh I could see myself feeling like a pet puppy was my baby but I draw the line at dressing it up.

[Huff]

there are so many women on my facebook that are like "my pet is my baby!!!!!!!" I don't get it. I love my dog but she is not "my baby", she is just my furry buddy pal who makes cute noises and licks my arm.

are most of these women unmarried and getting closer to 30?

[Himu]

yup but not all

[demi]

You think they let their dogs lick their cunts?

[Tasty]

You think they let their dogs lick their cunts?

[Phoenix Dark]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=41111929&postcount=5557

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I'd sacrifice a GAF member for the well being of my wiener dog.

[Huff]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=41084643&postcount=3

Is billy no longer a "woman" now and gay?

[Broseidon]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=41084643&postcount=3

Is billy no longer a "woman" now and gay?

Lesbian.

[Diunx]

Agree with my good friend Oscar, most people are assholes my dog is not.

[Timber]

ITT AUTISM

[Mr. Gundam]

Which part is autism, doctor?

His avatar. That, and the lack of interest in other human beings. :-P

[Timber]

Hey now don't doubt my credentials here.

[Atramental]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=41111966&postcount=14
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=41112130&postcount=37
Heh. Homo music.

Back in the day when the House genre was first starting out it was considered "gay club music" and now look where it's at.

I wonder if Ryuu Tri has ever listened to a track by deadmau5 or Avicii before. Probably has. Stop listening to that homo music, bruh.

edit: ah, that thread was created yesterday and I was beaten to the punch multiple times.

[BlackMage]

tbh I could see myself feeling like a pet puppy was my baby but I draw the line at dressing it up.

how about hats?

[Phoenix Dark]

Actually house music was appreciated by many different people, even black people at one point. It's just that in the US it kind of was regulated as gay shit, whereas in Europe everyone continued liking it regardless. Now of course it's dominating US radio and creeping into every genre of music for better and worse.

[BlackMage]

Devo is everything I hate about GAF. I dunno why she is here.  Oh well, she will leave eventually. She'll find something here offensive enough and cry about it.   

[Tasty]

Devo is everything I hate about GAF. I dunno why she is here.  Oh well, she will leave eventually. She'll find something here offensive enough and cry about it.   

That's my smiley, dude. It's trademarked.

™

[BlackMage]

Devo is everything I hate about GAF. I dunno why she is here.  Oh well, she will leave eventually. She'll find something here offensive enough and cry about it.   

That's my smiley, dude. It's trademarked.

™

AND Don't get me started on you!!!! 

[Atramental]

Actually house music was appreciated by many different people, even black people at one point. It's just that in the US it kind of was regulated as gay shit, whereas in Europe everyone continued liking it regardless. Now of course it's dominating US radio and creeping into every genre of music for better and worse.

I'm not denying this. Actually, I watched a documentary about house music's origins and some of the first house musicians were black.

I was just using house music as an example of something that was considered "gay" by some people when in reality house music had and still has a broad appeal.

[Joe Molotov]

Maybe he knew it was homo music because he'd frequently seen dudes dancing shirtless to it in gay bars (which I believe is the standard "gay song" criteria).

[Phoenix Dark]

To be fair if I walked into a party and heard unc-unc-unc-unc-unc I'd automatically clinch my butt cheeks.

[Shadow Mod]

Devo is everything I hate about GAF. I dunno why she is here.  Oh well, she will leave eventually. She'll find something here offensive enough and cry about it.   

Haha you mad. Keep being mad. Staying here just to piss you off.

[Positive Touch]

i like devo

[Himu]

I consider a dog or cat's life to be roughly equal to a human being's.  No higher, mind you, but given the choice of letting my beloved pet into my lifeboat or a random strange human, I'd go with my pet everytime.  Granted, I'm pretty sure the beloved pet could ride on someone's lap, but *if* it came down to it, devo, well...

i'm soooo sorry

I agree that a pet's life has equal value. I'm just curious about some people who treat some pets better than humans, like, not in the way you're describing either, but in a way that treats the pet as IF they were human.

[Himu]

I was just using house music as an example of something that was considered "gay" by some people when in reality house music had and still has a broad appeal.

gay? y/n

[Atramental]

Is this a trick question?

The male singer is singing about being love struck by a lady. So I guess... not gay?

Unless the male singer is simply portraying a lesbian being love struck by a lady? Then gay?

Or.... the lady is really dude dressed as a lady.

Or....

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[Mr. Gundam]

Devo is everything I hate about GAF. I dunno why she is here.  Oh well, she will leave eventually. She'll find something here offensive enough and cry about it.   

That's my smiley, dude. It's trademarked.

™

AND Don't get me started on you!!!! 

BROFIST

[Trurl]

I'm a vegetarian for ethical reasons and I think treating a dog's life as being equal to a human's is crazy.

Still, I'd hate to see anything bad happen to a dog.  :'(

[Phoenix Dark]