The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread

[Joe Molotov]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=487848

My advice to the OP, of this thread, is that you have your sister read through the whole entire Bible.

Tell her, "If you want your Christian faith to grow wouldn't it be wise to know what the Bible says from cover to cover?"

By doing this she should see how YHWH is not a good god but a cruel and selfish god. And if she doesn't realize this then she's a lost cause.

[Atramental]

*sigh* I miss the days when I had my animated Satan avatar quoted when I said stuff like that on GAF.

[Timber]

That's great. Reminds me of the old Mmarsu-Ron saga.

[Cascade]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=487726

this thread is truly, truly spectacular. It starts out boring and then the most vicious ether....

It gets good from here: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=41235061#post41235061

That's great. Reminds me of the old Mmarsu-Ron saga.

What's this?

[Timber]

Back in 2007 or something Dutch GAF hero Mmarsu made a thread boasting about how he was about to meet a girl and have sex. The following day Ron, who was a friend of the girl's and a vague acquaintance of Mmarsu, posted this extensive, brutal asskick explaining that he'd related Mmarsu's intentions to the girl. The two of them actually went to the train station where Mmarsu was supposed to meet her and took a picture of the poor sob standing in the rain, alone, checking his phone, thoroughly dejected. Mmarsu then accused Ron of being a friendzoned loser who was in love with the girl. I believe the thread ending up being deleted altogether, probably per the request of one of the two dweebs involved.

[Himu]

Back in 2007 or something Dutch GAF hero Mmarsu made a thread boasting about how he was about to meet a girl and have sex. The following day Ron, who was a friend of the girl's and a vague acquaintance of Mmarsu, posted this extensive, brutal asskick explaining that he'd related Mmarsu's intentions to the girl. The two of them actually went to the train station where Mmarsu was supposed to meet her and took a picture of the poor sob standing in the rain, alone, checking his phone, thoroughly dejected. Mmarsu then accused Ron of being a friendzoned loser who was in love with the girl. I believe the thread ending up being deleted altogether, probably per the request of one of the two dweebs involved.

AHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT

[Diunx]

Yeah I doubt that loser will be back.

[Momo]

Why do people use GAF as a faux livejournal? I can understand sharing details of your personal life on a forum like the bore where everyone knows everyone but GAF? Jesus.

[Joe Molotov]

Houston3000 needs to post a rebuttal.

impossible. his gaf career is dead

4 years, 4000+ posts. KO'd in one hit.

[Tasty]

Why do people use GAF as a faux livejournal? I can understand sharing details of your personal life on a forum like the bore where everyone knows everyone but GAF? Jesus.

Audience and reach. If they could get people to care on FB or Twitter, they would, but on GAF, everyone sees and pays attention to new threads. Better engagement.

/adspeak

[CajoleJuice]

oh my lord at that post

[nudemacusers]

Wow, real life drama spillover. This is why I don't fib on the internets.

[Huff]

lulz kinda feel sorry for that houston fellow

[brob]

[nudemacusers]

lulz kinda feel sorry for that houston fellow

I wonder what his immediate reaction was upon seeing that post, dude must have gone numb.

[king of the internet]

The Houston3000 debacle was funny, but it kinda gets ruined by the pages after pages of over the top GIF responses. It was good, but not that good.

Anyways, looks like there were quite a few bans in a thread last night, which is always fun: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=487831&highlight=

[Atramental]

Anyways, looks like there were quite a few bans in a thread last night, which is always fun: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=487831&highlight=

Haha. The "masturbate" people got the fucking ax.

Also, I hope NotTheGuyYouKill is banned for a while because posting on GAF all the time is not going to help with your social ineptness. It only exacerbates it.

[king of the internet]

Anyways, looks like there were quite a few bans in a thread last night, which is always fun: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=487831&highlight=

Also, I hope NotTheGuyYouKill is banned for a while because posting on GAF all the time is not going to help with your social ineptness. It only exacerbates it.

I hope he's banned for awhile because he's annoying.

[Cascade]

Looks like Chitownbuffalo finally got juniored for his latest Korea vs Japan thread. Never got the hate that some of you have for him.

[Atramental]

Anyways, looks like there were quite a few bans in a thread last night, which is always fun: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=487831&highlight=

Also, I hope NotTheGuyYouKill is banned for a while because posting on GAF all the time is not going to help with your social ineptness. It only exacerbates it.

I hope he's banned for awhile because he's annoying.

That too.

He tried to be "funny" with a lot of his threads and posts but he only came off as annoying and attention seeking.

[Momo]

Why do people use GAF as a faux livejournal? I can understand sharing details of your personal life on a forum like the bore where everyone knows everyone but GAF? Jesus.

Audience and reach. If they could get people to care on FB or Twitter, they would, but on GAF, everyone sees and pays attention to new threads. Better engagement.

/adspeak

Eh, I just remember being drunk once and posting some personal shit, guess im part of the problem *whelp*

[KoG]

Anyways, looks like there were quite a few bans in a thread last night, which is always fun: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=487831&highlight=

Also, I hope NotTheGuyYouKill is banned for a while because posting on GAF all the time is not going to help with your social ineptness. It only exacerbates it.

I hope he's banned for awhile because he's annoying.

That too.

He tried to be "funny" with a lot of his threads and posts but he only came off as annoying and attention seeking.

Wow really? That reminds me of someone.

[Atramental]

hahaha...

*scurries away*

[Purple Filth]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=487726

this thread is truly, truly spectacular. It starts out boring and then the most vicious ether....

Just read the post and GODDAMN at that ether.


Nas should go to the guy and shake his hand

[Himu]

what did houston 3000 do

[Diunx]

The Houston3000 debacle was funny, but it kinda gets ruined by the pages after pages of over the top GIF responses. It was good, but not that good.

Anyways, looks like there were quite a few bans in a thread last night, which is always fun: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=487831&highlight=

ugh why were they banned?

[Momo]

The Houston3000 debacle was funny, but it kinda gets ruined by the pages after pages of over the top GIF responses. It was good, but not that good.

Anyways, looks like there were quite a few bans in a thread last night, which is always fun: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=487831&highlight=

ugh why were they banned?

thats the most random ass ban spree I've ever seen.

[Purple Filth]

what did houston 3000 do

was being awfully snippy at the OP for no real reason imo and the other guy decided to go fucking in

Houston's post

I understand you OP

You're probably not a bad looking guy but you're kind of a loser, went to a night club with some friends and, amidst the dancing, alcohol, and loud music you hooked up with a drunk girl who was grinding with you. Turns out this girl is actually pretty hot and, now that you're both sobered up, this girl is contacting you and trying to determine if you were actually a good catch. You know you're not though, you know she just made a horrible mistake by having sex with you, but you liked it so much that now you want to try and convince her otherwise so she has sex with you again. So you're coming to GAF for advice on how to be less of a loser.

Like I said, I get it... just keep your cool and maybe she'll pity you or, at best, even find you endearing. Good luck!

[KoG]

OP is a fucking moron though.

[king of the internet]

The Houston3000 debacle was funny, but it kinda gets ruined by the pages after pages of over the top GIF responses. It was good, but not that good.

Anyways, looks like there were quite a few bans in a thread last night, which is always fun: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=487831&highlight=

ugh why were they banned?

Good question. I'm not surprised that some of the crass joke posts were bannable by modern GAF standards, but the inconsistency of the bans is odd. Someone writes "masturbate" and gets banned, another dude posts a gif of a dude tuggin' it and doesn't get banned. The whole thread is like that. Weird.

[Purple Filth]

OP is a fucking moron though.

Yea his post comes off like stealth bragging but still.


And even without the OP that guy would have possibly posted that ether eventually (since he took posts from the dating thread)

[Diunx]

Yeah he was saving his load for a moment like this

[KoG]

OP is a fucking moron though.

Yea his post comes off like stealth bragging but still.


And even without the OP that guy would have possibly posted that ether eventually (since he took posts from the dating thread)

Raw saved the otherwise shitty thread. Which was surprising.

[Phoenix Dark]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=487726

this thread is truly, truly spectacular. It starts out boring and then the most vicious ether....

It gets good from here: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=41235061#post41235061

That's great. Reminds me of the old Mmarsu-Ron saga.

What's this?

fuck i'm at work, can't wait to get home and read all this

[Himu]

goddamn, that is a classic thread because raw's posts

[Purple Filth]

Yeah he was saving his load for a moment like this

claims that GAF's admission system is what held him back.

OP is a fucking moron though.

Yea his post comes off like stealth bragging but still.


And even without the OP that guy would have possibly posted that ether eventually (since he took posts from the dating thread)

Raw saved the otherwise shitty thread. Which was surprising.

Yea hardly anyone gave a shit about the OP's problems after that and was more waiting for Houston to return 

[KoG]

He's never coming back.

And Raw isn't either.

[Cascade]

He's never coming back.

And Raw isn't either.

Raw just posted and houston3000 is online at the moment. I hope he checks the thread.

[KoG]

I was wrong about Raw

But if Houston does post then it'll be seriously a spectacle.

[Purple Filth]

He came back with a whimper, includes backpedalling on the post he made to the OP 

Hey guys, just got Horse Armor's PM was in meetings all day. I didn't read everything (not even the original "call out" post by RawNuts)

Since people seem to be interested in whatever story is being told, uh... well, I already talked to the people involved - all of them - a while ago now. I was already called out for it by the way, none of it really phases me anymore at this point.

I'd just kindly ask everyone to edit out and take down personal information about people, at least people other than myself - specifically the girl he's talking about, even his own name and information/location. It's just being really irresponsible with personal information, especially with other 3rd parties involved. It's too bad a joke post I made has to bring this shit out of the grave though... at least as far as concerning others.

Sorry if that's not the climatic response you were hoping for.

Then Jinfash went for the jugular

What kind of weak follow up response is this? No wonder Kat never took you seriously.

[KoG]

Jinfash said it before I ever could.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Ah, the "it was really just a joke post all along!" excuse

[Joe Molotov]

Ah, the "it was really just a joke post all along!" excuse

It was a psychological experiment and you all failed!

[Cerveza mas fina]

Jinfash sometimes is a god.

[Narag]

RawNuts not done yet.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=41267379&postcount=452

[Timber]

Houston should consider a career in politics.

[Shaka Khan]

Then Jinfash went for the jugular

He loves going straight to the crotch, that one.

[Fifstar]

That was the funniest GAF thread I've seen in a long time. And the use of the breakingbad.gif was just perfect.

[Shaka Khan]

Recap for whoever missed it: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=41269833&postcount=501

[Tasty]

Why do people use GAF as a faux livejournal? I can understand sharing details of your personal life on a forum like the bore where everyone knows everyone but GAF? Jesus.

Audience and reach. If they could get people to care on FB or Twitter, they would, but on GAF, everyone sees and pays attention to new threads. Better engagement.

/adspeak

Eh, I just remember being drunk once and posting some personal shit, guess im part of the problem *whelp*

In more ways than one. 

[Tasty]

Jinfash sometimes is a god.

One of the best GAF posters easily.

[Lan]

RawNuts not done yet.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=41267379&postcount=452

lol what is going on? Looks like I have to read the whole thread to understand

[Shaka Khan]

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=487959

*groan*

[Himu]

AHAHAHA YES

[MyNameIsMethodis]

The dudes username is of his stillborn brother 

[Lan]

I lost it at :

Houston we have a problem

 

[Atramental]

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=487959

*groan*

Devo. You and Timedog talked to this Eric Walton guy before, correct?

What's his deal?

[spindashing]

That Eric Walton guy held a grudge against me for a whole year because I said that he should have been banned for wishing that a fellow Gaffer should die as well as calling that same gaffer a taco and dude tried his best to "call me out" in a thread a few weeks ago.

[Shadow Mod]

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=487959

*groan*

Devo. You and Timedog talked to this Eric Walton guy before, correct?

What's his deal?

Raised in awkward as fuck circumstances without airing his business.

[nudemacusers]

Help threads like that should be locked immediately. They just end up as pages and pages of needless drama.