The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread

[StealthFan]

Gonna get you barefoot and pregnant Lan.

[Shaka Khan]

BlackMage

[Atramental]

So much love for one woman.

I think it might tear the bore apart.

[MrAngryFace]

I love dropping in this thread once every 6 months and bein all 'lol wtf'

[Cerveza mas fina]

Is Londa going to be the next Elektrikluv? Details at 11.

I doubt it.

[thisismyusername]

Why isn't Eggman permed on GAF? He's such a worthless taco and I can't see how anyone can like him, ever.

I'm glad you and Takao agree. That makes about 5 of us that think he's the worst poster ever. I'm sure he isn't a bad guy offline but his whole "I want to fuck it/you/my penis/this/that/everything" schtick has gotten old real fast and really doesn't contribute anything. I'm surprised his last ban wasn't perma. Guess he has the long leash Blame Space used to have.

He ends up getting banned every few weeks.  Eventually, they will get tired of his ass and shitcan him for good.  Given blame space's long ban, maybe these one liner threadshitting joke/character trolls should slow their roll.  However, I doubt they can resist the temptation of quick and easy internet validation so I imagine a lot of them are going to run right off the cliff so to speak.

Oh, I know. I just wish it was sooner, rather that later.  :'(

[Lan]

Stop shitting up this already shitty thread.

[fistfulofmetal]

hello how'd you sleep last night? 

[Tasty]

No one ever asks how I sleep. Time to change genders and become a lesbian.

[Cascade]

No one ever asks how I sleep. Time to change genders and become a lesbian.

No need to. You already have a penis, right? So according to BillieChu you're automatically a lesbian now.

[Atramental]

[Joe Molotov]

I don't have time for romance bullshit, who's dtf?

[demi]

ME <3

[Tasty]

Sorry, Wrath's the only e-hubby for me.

[Phoenix Dark]

ME <3

shut up

[demi]

Don't cockblock, that ain't a hot look.

[StealthFan]

I love how I got my Wafflecopter account permed  by that equine-blower Hitokage because I said that Scientology is no different from any other religion and yet tons of posters say that shit in every Scientology thread now and it's ok. Then again I was pretty hated by Bish....

[Cascade]

I love how I got my Wafflecopter account permed  by that equine-blower Hitokage because I said that Scientology is no different from any other religion and yet tons of posters say that shit in every Scientology thread now and it's ok. Then again I was pretty hated by Bish....

Damn, that happened more than 6 years ago. You're not still salty about that are you?

[Momo]

The longest I've stayed salty about an internet event is when tinypic added CAPTCHA. Still mad salty, despite the alternatives being better. 

[StealthFan]

I'm not salty about it all. I think it's funny and a bit annoying, is all.

[Momo]

Actually I am mistaken, it's when those xenophobic 2ch feggits were laughing at the most popular online manga sites being shut down. 

[StealthFan]

Hey you know what? Fuck it. I am still fucking salty about that. I am mad salty. Hitokage is a piece of horse-loving Mormon shit and Bish can die on a fire aboard the Amistad. There ya go. It always pissed me off that I needed an alt and that other posters got away with violations and I didn't. I even got banned for saying "Why isn't he banned?" to a poster who said something racist. That knuckle-dragger Bish said "Got it" and banned both of us, with me getting the longer vacation. I'm burnin'. I'm furious.

[brob]

I'm salty about stage6 getting shut down.

Also, my local grocery store hasn't carried dr pepper since 2009. now I have to take the bus to get some. I'm not going to take the bus somewhere just for some soda. fuckkkkkkk

[Himu]

you should be salty because your countrymen hyped up a stupid 100 year old unopened box slated to be opened in 2012 that had a crappy national dance in memorial of one single "battle"  - that was actually skirmish!- "won" over 300 years ago.

[brob]

populist tabloids are shit even in our socialist utopia. :'(

[Phoenix Dark]

I'm salty about stage6 getting shut down.

Also, my local grocery store hasn't carried dr pepper since 2009. now I have to take the bus to get some. I'm not going to take the bus somewhere just for some soda. fuckkkkkkk

icefilms>>>>>stage6

[Tasty]

YouTube > everything

Google overlords

[Kabouter]

I'm salty about stage6 getting shut down.

Also, my local grocery store hasn't carried dr pepper since 2009. now I have to take the bus to get some. I'm not going to take the bus somewhere just for some soda. fuckkkkkkk

Stage6 was the best. So many documentaries on there in great quality. I miss that site .

[Verdigris Murder]

you should be salty because your countrymen hyped up a stupid 100 year old unopened box slated to be opened in 2012 that had a crappy national dance in memorial of one single "battle"  - that was actually skirmish!- "won" over 300 years ago.

Your people do actually use too much salt in their dietary intake. Instead of using salt, why not use lemon?

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Hey you know what? Fuck it. I am still fucking salty about that. I am mad salty. Hitokage is a piece of horse-loving Mormon shit and Bish can die on a fire aboard the Amistad. There ya go. It always pissed me off that I needed an alt and that other posters got away with violations and I didn't. I even got banned for saying "Why isn't he banned?" to a poster who said something racist. That knuckle-dragger Bish said "Got it" and banned both of us, with me getting the longer vacation. I'm burnin'. I'm furious.

Except for one ban that I received on my second post at NeoGAF (which was about me expressing an interest in playing Yoshi Touch and Go, maybe Drinky did the deed there), every ban I received at GAF was deserved.  There were some times I toed the line and made it through, other times I got axed.  As I said earlier, whether you get banned or not is wholly dependent on who you are.  In 2008, I was banned seven months out of the year.  Other times, I broke the TOS rules blatantly and lived.  Although after 2008, I kept a low profile and wasn't banned again.

[Himu]

you should be salty because your countrymen hyped up a stupid 100 year old unopened box slated to be opened in 2012 that had a crappy national dance in memorial of one single "battle"  - that was actually skirmish!- "won" over 300 years ago.

Your people do actually use too much salt in their dietary intake. Instead of using salt, why not use lemon?

I agree. This is why I rarely eat soul food, it's pretty bad for you.

[Purple Filth]

Sorry, Wrath's the only e-hubby for me.

EDIT: First perma wasn't deserved but I'm over it, the second one I definitely deserved 

Were you that wrathofobadiah dude? 

[pilonv1]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=489799

Legit thought this topic would be a parody

[Joe Molotov]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=489799

Legit thought this topic would be a parody

With all the people posting "Great Art/Boring - Skyrim", I'm not sure that it isn't.

[pilonv1]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=489799

Legit thought this topic would be a parody

With all the people posting "Great Art/Boring - Skyrim", I'm not sure that it isn't.

They're not that intelligent for such a troll.

Evilore should just start a subforum for "games with X" threads.

[thisismyusername]

I was salty when facebook switched me over to timeline, but I'm okay with that now. I'm still pissed that they nerfed the search feature so much. If I were trying to find my old high school friends with the search as it exists in 2012, I doubt I'd find half of them.

Pfft. I'm not over it. I've pretty much stopped going to Facebook, however. Fuck them for forcing those of us that wanted better functionality out of the site to their shitty "Web 3.0" look. I haven't been there in three weeks and I don't miss it. The only reason I keep an account there is for the people that would ask "Y U NOT ON FACEBOOK!?" in my e-mail or phone inbox. 

[Momo]

List games that made you pee pee in your pants:

[BlackMage]

People saying Okami is boring?! I don't even  STAB ALL OF THEM!!! 

[Himu]

oh my god, people saying Okami is boring?! WHERE

[Momo]

oh my god, people saying Okami is boring?! WHERE

omg, I cant believe this is you posting after all that Shenmue shenanigans

[Tasty]

Okami IS boring. A complete chore-bore.

[Great Rumbler]

oh my god, people saying Okami is boring?! WHERE

omg, I cant believe this is you posting after all that Shenmue shenanigans

Okami wasn't boring on purpose, but Shenmue was. Huge difference there.

[BlackMage]

Fuck all of you!

[Himu]

oh my god, people saying Okami is boring?! WHERE

omg, I cant believe this is you posting after all that Shenmue shenanigans

LEMME SPOIL ALL THE PUZZLES IN THE GAME FOR YOU

[Momo]

BlackMage, imma cut you in the anus.

HIMU YOU CANNOT SPOIL WHAT I HAVE COMPLETED

[Himu]

Huh? I'm not sure if you played Okami if you didn't get that

[Momo]

Well shit, I guess you caught me

[Tasty]

Okami wasn't boring on purpose, but Shenmue was. Huge difference there.

[MyNameIsMethodis]

fuk u guys i likede koshiba for more than her tits

[Brehvolution]

Were there nudes?

[Momo]

fuk u guys i likede koshiba for more than her tits

Vag too? thats very progressive of you

[Verdigris Murder]

I was genuinely concerned that Andrex had ended this thread with that rolling moticon.

[Tasty]

I was genuinely concerned that Andrex had ended this thread with that rolling moticon.

What, did you want my signature?

[Verdigris Murder]

You almost did it again. Luckily I will save you, my damsel fair with soft buttermilk skin and spun golden hair.

[Tasty]

You're putting me in an awkward position here. Are you expecting something?

[Verdigris Murder]

I'd accept your soul, but a mobile version of this place will suffice for the moment.

[Tasty]

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=490003

There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between pick up sleazeballs and pasty nerd virgins, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call the Twilight Zone.

[Yoritomo]

Yup. Thread's getting fun. Can't mention it over there but the woman in question isn't that attractive... Which means the guys hitting on her are probably pretty gnarly looking. She's too hot to be ugly and too ugly to be intimidating. She lives in that middle ground where everyone, even ugly dudes think she's fair game. Sucks to be her.

[Shadow Mod]

That thread, my name on people's lips. Oh I scared Kevin Cow into never talking to females. Good riddance.

In retrospect I should have quoted him with this: