The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread

[Rusty Shackleford]

Real Turkish coffee? The closest I've ever had is this instant-type stuff from Israel.

[Himu]

look, unless you're using tea leaves or tea powder in the case of matcha, don't you dare argue tea.

[Momo]

rooibos tea is the champ of teas, earlgrey is close second

Someone's a Picard fanboy.

Coincidental!

[Rusty Shackleford]

rooibos tea is the champ of teas, earlgrey is close second

Someone's a Picard fanboy.

Coincidental!

 

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Picard and Earl Grey erryday

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[etiolate]

Real Turkish coffee? The closest I've ever had is this instant-type stuff from Israel.

I get it from this cafe. I'm pretty sure they do it themselves. It's very thick with the grounds at the bottom of the cup.

[Rusty Shackleford]

Real Turkish coffee? The closest I've ever had is this instant-type stuff from Israel.

I get it from this cafe. I'm pretty sure they do it themselves. It's very thick, with the grounds at the bottom of the cup.

Isn't there a special apparatus for it too? Or am I just confusing it with a moka pot...

[Momo]

^ A plunger?

[Rusty Shackleford]

^ A plunger?

Isn't that for the french press method?

QUICK! TO THE WIKIPEDIA ROFLCOPTER!

[Rusty Shackleford]

Apparently it's made in a teeny tiny underpants gnome-sized pot.

[Momo]

You say a small pot, I say a large spoon

[Rusty Shackleford]

Just using the Official Wikipedia Definition^TM. Thousands of passive-aggressive editors can't be wrong.

[pilonv1]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=496260

look at this bellend.

[DCharlieJP]

Please be sure to rate that bell end!

[Chinner]

Atramental why are you banned

[Timedog]

I just looked up "rectal prolapse" on wikipedia cause of GAF and I saw a pic of an old man's butthole that looks like a chode that got burnt in a chemical fire.

[Timedog]

I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT LESBIAN SALMONS 69'ING

[Spurgeon]

I just looked up "rectal prolapse" on wikipedia cause of GAF and I saw a pic of an old man's butthole that looks like a chode that got burnt in a chemical fire.

Yup, those are pretty gross.

Ava Devine had that happen to her once during a scene and she just popped it back up in there and kept going. The video is on efukt and spankwire if you wanna see it. It's kinda funny in this really bizarre way.

If I remember the video correctly, right as the prolapse occurs, she just sort of matter-of-factly states "My asshole is falling out."

[Shaka Khan]

[Atramental]

Atramental why are you banned

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=43168156&postcount=21165

I'm trying to write a 10 page research paper that I have 5 more days to complete... at this point I'm basically "word vomiting" or writing whatever pops into my head so I can flesh this motherfucker out. 

[Shaka Khan]

I was about to say something snarky about self-control, but then I remembered requesting a 6-month ban from Red Scarlet a few years ago.

[Owl-faced Wizard]

Atramental why are you banned

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=43168156&postcount=21165

I'm trying to write a 10 page research paper that I have 5 more days to complete... at this point I'm basically "word vomiting" or writing whatever pops into my head so I can flesh this motherfucker out. 

So now you are procrastinating on the bore? tsk tsk.
If you need an extra boost, give Mac Freedom a go.  It's reallllly stupid, but it worked for me.

[nudemacusers]

I just looked up "rectal prolapse" on wikipedia cause of GAF and I saw a pic of an old man's butthole that looks like a chode that got burnt in a chemical fire.

Yup, those are pretty gross.

Ava Devine had that happen to her once during a scene and she just popped it back up in there and kept going. The video is on efukt and spankwire if you wanna see it. It's kinda funny in this really bizarre way.

If I remember the video correctly, right as the prolapse occurs, she just sort of matter-of-factly states "My asshole is falling out."

yeah, efukt also has that kelly whatshername video where she tours around england sucking random dicks in public and jerking a homeless guy in a wheelchair, and giving a toilet bj to the most disgusting person i have ever seen. and another vid where she gets in a slapfight with a guy after fisting him (unwillingly), farting on his face, and calling his dick tiny.

girl is wife material i tell ya!

[ToxicAdam]

Scorcho writes about having trouble breathing and looking into his own hospice care then someone posts this:

 http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=43378598&postcount=360


 

[tiesto]

rooibos tea is the champ of teas, earlgrey is close second

Yeah, I liked flavored rooibos and matcha. Right now I'm drinking some korean balloon flower tea, that has kind of an offputting taste but I've been getting used to it... and it's good for clearing out the lungs/sinuses (good b/c i'm kinda sick and want to get better for my date tomorrow ^^; )

[Himu]

http://www.the-coli.com/tsc/51516-cm-punks-entrance-theme-band-black.html#.UIGYhsXA8UM



uncultured sheeple

[Kabouter]

Rooibos  , Momo knows what's up.

[nudemacusers]

Scorcho writes about having trouble breathing and looking into his own hospice care then someone posts this:

 http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=43378598&postcount=360


 

i've pretty much avoided that thread, i watched my wife's grandmother slowly die of cancer a couple years ago. no thanks.

i see he got banned, between that and the aids pozzing picture i'd imagine he will spend some time away.

[FoneBone]

Mumei is a mod again. When did this happen?

Orayn unbanned too.

Great to see, certain whiners can suck it.

[Robo]

I love those Odwalla fruit puree smoothies, too.  They might be even better than Naked.

[Verdigris Murder]

http://www.the-coli.com/tsc/51516-cm-punks-entrance-theme-band-black.html#.UIGYhsXA8UM



uncultured sheeple

But holy fuck at the brothers forum names.

I'm going to use 'Real' as an Internet Dentity (ID is the acronym) on the purse forum, but RP as a sleazy pimp character who knows what's up with real and fake purses.

[Phoenix Dark]

I just looked up "rectal prolapse" on wikipedia cause of GAF and I saw a pic of an old man's butthole that looks like a chode that got burnt in a chemical fire.

Yup, those are pretty gross.

Ava Devine had that happen to her once during a scene and she just popped it back up in there and kept going. The video is on efukt and spankwire if you wanna see it. It's kinda funny in this really bizarre way.

I stopped watching her videos after seeing that. And I used to be a relatively big fan of hers

[TakingBackSunday]

...WHY

she's one of the ugliest fucking woman I have ever encountered in porn

also, I certainly hope you motherfucks are keeping the dick away from that substitute teacher sex thread.  devo in typical douche form as well as other related douchiness

[Shadow Mod]

somebody sure is obsessed with what i do

[Rahxephon91]

Yeah Ava Devine is pretty ugly. Never got why she was popular. She just looks like Plastic Surgery gone awry, which is a total turn off.

[Lan]

What are you talking about? You spew your business here and on gaf. Its hard NOT to notice.

I'm just being honestly blunt here.

[Shadow Mod]

What are you talking about? You spew your business here and on gaf. Its hard NOT to notice.

I'm just being honestly blunt here.

I didn't even talk about myself or anything of the sort for a while. Just Thai Iced Tea. Maybe you and BrandNew could hook up.

[Lan]

What are you talking about? You spew your business here and on gaf. Its hard NOT to notice.

I'm just being honestly blunt here.

I didn't even talk about myself or anything of the sort for a while. Just Thai Iced Tea. Maybe you and BrandNew could hook up.

I guess a few days to a week is a long time to you. smh

I don't go searching for dick online like some people do. 

[recursivelyenumerable]

I like Thai iced tea too 

[Trurl]

Scorcho writes about having trouble breathing and looking into his own hospice care then someone posts this:

 http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=43378598&postcount=360


 

Maybe he doesn't know what hospice care is.  Either that or he didn't read the thread beyond realizing that a GAFFer is having health problems.

Or, he has an underdeveloped sense of empathy and had no idea how that post would come across. 

In any case, he'll have massive douchechills if he ever realizes where he went wrong.

[Timedog]

What are you talking about? You spew your business here and on gaf. Its hard NOT to notice.

I'm just being honestly blunt here.

Allow me to be positively blunt here too: pics please.

[TakingBackSunday]

somebody sure is obsessed with what i do

not obsessed, just aware of how awful you are in seemingly EVERY thread regarding sexuality, feminism, and anything remotely related to anything morally ambiguous.  you are entirely too forceful, sweeping, and generalizing.  aka: you fucking suck.

[Shadow Mod]

somebody sure is obsessed with what i do

not obsessed, just aware of how awful you are in seemingly EVERY thread regarding sexuality, feminism, and anything remotely related to anything morally ambiguous.  you are entirely too forceful, sweeping, and generalizing.  aka: you fucking suck.

Sounds obsessed to me.

[PigSpeakers]

I wish people were obsessed with me. How much do I need to post?

[Shadow Mod]

I wish people were obsessed with me. How much do I need to post?

It's less how much and more about substance.

[Trurl]

I want to get in between Devo and Timedog's bed sheets so badly!

[Shadow Mod]

I want to get in between Devo and Timedog's bed sheets so badly!

We got a queen so we could fit you unless you're like orca fat.

[Timedog]

I want to get in between Devo and Timedog's bed sheets so badly!

Have you heard of Double Stuff Racing League? 

[Trurl]

Sweet!  I'm about Timedog's height but with the gracile build of a Jesse Eisenberg. 

Later, fellas.

[PigSpeakers]

I wish people were obsessed with me. How much do I need to post?

It's less how much and more about substance.

All of my posts are substances.

[Shadow Mod]

I wish people were obsessed with me. How much do I need to post?

It's less how much and more about substance.

All of my posts are substances.

Make them smell.

[Momo]

Just had the most delicious cup of traditional black english tea made indian style.

[Lan]

What are you talking about? You spew your business here and on gaf. Its hard NOT to notice.

I'm just being honestly blunt here.

Allow me to be positively blunt here too: pics please.

?
I already know I'm pretty.

[Cerveza mas fina]

Drama alert!

[Owl-faced Wizard]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=496425&page=2

Somebody needs to let these people know the truth about 'this literally makes me sick'.  Takao ... it's up to you.

[Lan]

Drama alert!

What drama?

[king of the internet]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=496425&page=2

Somebody needs to let these people know the truth about 'this literally makes me sick'.  Takao ... it's up to you.

What does the quote mean? I must be missing something. I've clicked on those threads a few times, but they're infested with all the worst Sony fans on the forum. I mean, who else would give a shit about that game? On the plus side, with all of them concentrated in one area, it would be the perfect opportunity to drop a massive ban bomb. Mods, you know what to do.

[Owl-faced Wizard]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=496425&page=2

Somebody needs to let these people know the truth about 'this literally makes me sick'.  Takao ... it's up to you.

What does the quote mean? I must be missing something. I've clicked on those threads a few times, but they're infested with all the worst Sony fans on the forum. I mean, who else would give a shit about that game? On the plus side, with all of them concentrated in one area, it would be the perfect opportunity to drop a massive ban bomb. Mods, you know what to do.

It's a reference to this post:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=37334939&postcount=2436
This thing reached meme status among the scant few people who give a shit about this game.  The problem is ... Blu_Led isn't a Nintendo fanboy.  If anything, he's more of a Sony fanboy (but he swings both ways).  He was just putting on a 'I'm an expert' hat and instigating shit.  While I think it would be funny to keep this thing going, it would probably be even funnier to burst their bubbles and reveal the Big Lie.

[Shaka Khan]

Haha, the picture thread is getting too ridiculous...

It's always nice to see familiar posters share their photos for the first time "to show others what they look like IRL", or to post photos of you doing something interesting, maybe in an interesting place. But to spam photos of your mug on a consistent basis-- like clockwork; same angle, same crop, same look, same expression, same everything... What's the point? What are people supposed to say or comment on that they haven't already the first I-lost-count-how-many times?!

[Shaka Khan]

Oh, and the derivative GayGAF personalities definitely ruined it. It used to have an impact in the past, not anymore though.

[Himu]

Are the new members of gaygaf ugly?