The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread

[Shadow Mod]

dating porn stars lol

Rule #1 of the game: don't save hoes

70% of porn stars are batshit crazy. Follow some on twitter if you don't believe me

Sad thing is that's not even the argument being presented.

[Atramental]

Who needs airbrushing and makeup when you've got light dimmers. 

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=44707458&postcount=994

 

Where's shaka at?

[Phoenix Dark]

Also tons of porn stars have herpes.

[Atramental]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=44707458&postcount=994

 

Where's shaka at?

I would. I dont mind. Then take pics and post it under the thread "post photos of your gf.." And watch other gaffers weep.

 

[Broseidon]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=494964&page=27

uhhh...

      

[Shadow Mod]

Dude was obviously going off the rails for weeks now trying to link stuff together so I avoided that thread.

[Flannel Boy]

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=44709451&postcount=10788

 

[Barry Egan]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=494964&page=27

uhhh...

      

wow, he's starting to post in the same style as Martin Raperman  fuck I hope he gets help. 

[Himu]

Omg I would fuck Jipan so bad

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Also tons of porn stars have herpes.

Yep: http://www.sharonmitchell.plazadiscounts.com/page15.html 

About what percentage of actors and actresses in the industry are infected with various STDs, such as herpes, HIV, etc.?

Sharon Mitchell: A very small percentage. Less than 7% HIV, and 12-28% STDs. Herpes is always about 66%. People are medicated with acyclovir for herpes, which is very effective in preventing the herpes outbreaks. Chlamydia and gonorrhea, however, along with hepatitis, seem to stick to everything from dildos to flat surfaces to hands, so, pardon my expression, but we are usually up to our asses in chlamydia.

Sharon Mitchell is someone who runs an organization that tests pornstars for diseases: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adult_Industry_Medical_Health_Care_Foundation

[Shaka Khan]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=44707458&postcount=994

 

Where's shaka at?

Omfg

Does anyone know how to submit a story to catch the predator?

[Phoenix Dark]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=44710896&postcount=1028

[Flannel Boy]

Also tons of porn stars have herpes.

Yep: http://www.sharonmitchell.plazadiscounts.com/page15.html 

About what percentage of actors and actresses in the industry are infected with various STDs, such as herpes, HIV, etc.?

Sharon Mitchell: A very small percentage. Less than 7% HIV, and 12-28% STDs. Herpes is always about 66%. People are medicated with acyclovir for herpes, which is very effective in preventing the herpes outbreaks. Chlamydia and gonorrhea, however, along with hepatitis, seem to stick to everything from dildos to flat surfaces to hands, so, pardon my expression, but we are usually up to our asses in chlamydia.

I live how 7% is low when it's more than ten times higher than the rate in the US.

[Joe Molotov]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=44710896&postcount=1028

What percentage has anal herpes?

[StealthFan]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=44710896&postcount=1028

What percentage has anal herpes?

You can add a .1% after I make sweet love to your butt.

[Joe Molotov]

There are more than 1000 people. 

[StealthFan]

LIKE I NEED YOUR GODDAMN MATH 

[Atramental]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=44709451&postcount=10788

 

The Simpening. Part 2.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=44715880&postcount=10798
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=44716143&postcount=10799

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=44709451&postcount=10788

 

The Simpening. Part 2.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=44715880&postcount=10798
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=44716143&postcount=10799

I just posted at him.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=44716272&postcount=10803

IN before tears.

[Atramental]

Well for what it's worth i meant it as a compliment, and didn't think of my statement any further than that, and was not referencing myself at all like yall seem to think. Like had you not said anything I would have forgotten I said anything at all.

whats done is done.

       

[Shadow Mod]

Used to have some anime girl av. Also posts in dating-age.

See:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=43847185&postcount=18638

My mind is really starting to catalogue posters between threads.

[Atramental]

And more recently:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=44709486&postcount=7112

[parallax]

Damn, that's some sad stuff

[Shadow Mod]

What a fucking loser.

Check the thread Atra.

[Atramental]

What a fucking loser.

Check the thread Atra.

edit: Oh shit. 
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=44716932&postcount=10815

[Shadow Mod]

Typical nerdy ass bullshit. Simp a girl while decrying women as shitty elsewhere.

[Himu]

BUT IF I KISS HER ASS SHE WILL FALL IN LOVE WITH ME

WHY DONT GIRLS LIKE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?!?!??!!?

[Atramental]

Well, as much as I love seeing some whiny misogynistic nerd get owned online I gotta get some sleep. 

[Himu]

Ferris: Cameron has never been in love - at least, nobody's ever been in love with him. If things don't change for him, he's gonna marry the first girl he lays, and she's gonna treat him like shit, because she will have given him what he has built up in his mind as the end-all, be-all of human existence. She won't respect him, 'cause you can't respect somebody who kisses your ass. It just doesn't work.

[recursivelyenumerable]

There are more than 1000 people. 

posting from his bunker, it's understandable he got his apocalypse dates mixed up

[Shadow Mod]

(Image removed from quote.)

Ferris: Cameron has never been in love - at least, nobody's ever been in love with him. If things don't change for him, he's gonna marry the first girl he lays, and she's gonna treat him like shit, because she will have given him what he has built up in his mind as the end-all, be-all of human existence. She won't respect him, 'cause you can't respect somebody who kisses your ass. It just doesn't work.

Haha. Spot on. Also

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=44717266&postcount=17

I know I've been complaining a lot about GAF recently but wtf at these question threads.

[Phoenix Dark]

he's a girl?
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=44717407&postcount=7130

[Atramental]

I could've sworn I saw his pics before. Or is he (EXCUSE ME) she a girl like Billiechu?

edit: eh, whatever... goodnight.

[Shadow Mod]

he's a girl?
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=44717407&postcount=7130

No idea. Whomever they are it's hilarious how they act.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=44461426&postcount=10503

Dude.

[parallax]

(Image removed from quote.)

Ferris: Cameron has never been in love - at least, nobody's ever been in love with him. If things don't change for him, he's gonna marry the first girl he lays, and she's gonna treat him like shit, because she will have given him what he has built up in his mind as the end-all, be-all of human existence. She won't respect him, 'cause you can't respect somebody who kisses your ass. It just doesn't work.

Everytime I think of simps, I always think of this line

[demi]

baha, no surprise this dood is a neckbeard

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=44648808&postcount=10720

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=44655917&postcount=10736

Why do people say this stuff? "Man this is me with my hair messy, boy do I need a shower" It's like admittance that you're ugly as sin.

[Momo]

Some old friends came over last night and the topic switched to girlfriends (got there because everyone is married or in long term relationships except for me) They started picking apart my love life and something weird stood out for me. In the past 6 years or so I have had 20+ 'girlfriends' but I'm a slob, an absolute asshole, social avoider, average looking poor guy and a human hater. I was always under the impression I didnt have many girlfriends recently. Only one of them lasted longer than 6 months before I ninja'd out of catching feelings.

It kinda boggles my mind because "Man this is me with my hair messy, boy do I need a shower .. but fuck it I dont care" is my default state of mind. In fact last night when my friends came over I was walking around my place in undies and a hoodie and one friend and his wife pointed out I need to put on pants, I just said "not happening" and proceeded to be as slobby as a motherfucker.

Why in the hell would any women give me a second glance when I am hardly any better than some gaf slobs?  
(My plus points are I have a kick ass personality and sense of humour though  )

[headwalk]

get a load of this guy i'm in an argument with, check out this ether i laid down.

[Shadow Mod]

Some old friends came over last night and the topic switched to girlfriends (got there because everyone is married or in long term relationships except for me) They started picking apart my love life and something weird stood out for me. In the past 6 years or so I have had 20+ 'girlfriends' but I'm a slob, an absolute asshole, social avoider, average looking poor guy and a human hater. I was always under the impression I didnt have many girlfriends recently. Only one of them lasted longer than 6 months before I ninja'd out of catching feelings.

It kinda boggles my mind because "Man this is me with my hair messy, boy do I need a shower .. but fuck it I dont care" is my default state of mind. In fact last night when my friends came over I was walking around my place in undies and a hoodie and one friend and his wife pointed out I need to put on pants, I just said "not happening" and proceeded to be as slobby as a motherfucker.

Why in the hell would any women give me a second glance when I am hardly any better than some gaf slobs?  
(My plus points are I have a kick ass personality and sense of humour though  )

They're minus the plus points.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Most of those types on GAF are narcissists -- they demand the perfect woman but are dull and look like shit themselves.  Reminds me of KevinCow; he pissed and moaned about his lack of prospects yet it was blatantly obvious he needed to lose 100+ pounds.  Somehow this evaded him so he threw a pity party for himself.  GAF tries to be sensitive so they won't bring up that he is a fatass, instead they will just bemoan how superficial and hypocritical society is instead.  It won't get him closer to a vagina but it will validate him nevertheless if only for a brief while.

[fistfulofmetal]

i remember in high school i had this really good female friend who obvs i feel for because i was a dude in high school and whatever. but i never did a little of the stuff that people get lambasted for. i never bought her stuff. never was a shoulder to cry on. never called or her or did things with/for her outside of school. of course my day was better when i was around this chick but thats about it.

since school ive never done anything or any put any effort in being a nice guy. so i don't really know how i would be if/when i met another chick that i really liked. i would probably be a complete asshole but not in the good way because thats what my personality has become.

whatevs is my motto

[lennedsay]

Devo beacon:

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=501303&page=1

Durr women are hypocritical

[Don Flamenco]

Some old friends came over last night and the topic switched to girlfriends (got there because everyone is married or in long term relationships except for me) They started picking apart my love life and something weird stood out for me. In the past 6 years or so I have had 20+ 'girlfriends' but I'm a slob, an absolute asshole, social avoider, average looking poor guy and a human hater. I was always under the impression I didnt have many girlfriends recently. Only one of them lasted longer than 6 months before I ninja'd out of catching feelings.

It kinda boggles my mind because "Man this is me with my hair messy, boy do I need a shower .. but fuck it I dont care" is my default state of mind. In fact last night when my friends came over I was walking around my place in undies and a hoodie and one friend and his wife pointed out I need to put on pants, I just said "not happening" and proceeded to be as slobby as a motherfucker.

Why in the hell would any women give me a second glance when I am hardly any better than some gaf slobs?  
(My plus points are I have a kick ass personality and sense of humour though  )

it's the personality and sense of humor.   I have a friend who is slovenly like yourself-- fat mexican guy.  but he's always smiling, talkative, laughing, socially on point...always has hot girlfriends.   But he also dumps them when they start to actually get in to the "relationship" part of the relationship.


also, was about to agree with Devo about judging people with anime girl avatars, but then there's Momo, apparently

[Purple Filth]

Some old friends came over last night and the topic switched to girlfriends (got there because everyone is married or in long term relationships except for me) They started picking apart my love life and something weird stood out for me. In the past 6 years or so I have had 20+ 'girlfriends' but I'm a slob, an absolute asshole, social avoider, average looking poor guy and a human hater. I was always under the impression I didnt have many girlfriends recently. Only one of them lasted longer than 6 months before I ninja'd out of catching feelings.

It kinda boggles my mind because "Man this is me with my hair messy, boy do I need a shower .. but fuck it I dont care" is my default state of mind. In fact last night when my friends came over I was walking around my place in undies and a hoodie and one friend and his wife pointed out I need to put on pants, I just said "not happening" and proceeded to be as slobby as a motherfucker.

Why in the hell would any women give me a second glance when I am hardly any better than some gaf slobs?  
(My plus points are I have a kick ass personality and sense of humour though  )

main reasons.

And you do know you are the best example of what those guys tend to rail about ("girls go for the asshole/slobs but not them GRRR") 

[DCharlieJP]

Oh my god that Football Player thread.

Me and Drinky had a conversation not too long ago about how baffling it is that some guys can't see why tall, fit, handsome guys get lots of girls that they could never get.  GAF is just sort a distilled taste of that stupidity.

I love the "women just go for them because they are gold diggers!" posts.

Bwahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa - what deluded fucks

Re: women dating gaf moaning :
Oh, I am <arnie> wuuun ugleeee muthefugker</arnie> but lord - just develop a personality and stop fucking moaning. Jesus.

[tiesto]

Hmm, still need to find out what my problem is with women... even if I've gotten a bit more comfortable with myself in the past year or so (I used to be very shy and not very confident). Things just tend to fizzle out or I'll meet a girl and we don't have too much chemistry or something, I dunno. I get a lot of people telling me I should be swamped with women but no dice.

[Momo]

it's the personality and sense of humor.   I have a friend who is slovenly like yourself-- fat mexican guy.  but he's always smiling, talkative, laughing, socially on point...always has hot girlfriends.   But he also dumps them when they start to actually get in to the "relationship" part of the relationship.


also, was about to agree with Devo about judging people with anime girl avatars, but then there's Momo, apparently

To be fair the dog is the focus of my avatar!

spoiler (click to show/hide)

No it isnt, it's Sadako 

[close]

main reasons.

And you do know you are the best example of what those guys tend to rail about ("girls go for the asshole/slobs but not them GRRR") 

I wasnt even trying or anything, honestly I try and steer people away when I can
Perhaps it's that women can smell the desperation and clinginess factor

[TakingBackSunday]

harSon is absolutely the worst fucking piece of shit excuse for a human being

self hating human scum fuckface

[Trurl]

I'm sorry that you feel that way, BrandNew. 

Would you like to talk about it?

[Trurl]

Why doesn't GAF allow ordinary users to create polls?  A lot of threads are created which are basically poll questions and the feature would make those threads a lot more tidy. 

[Momo]

I think I mentioned it last week also, but that MYE/Cheesus guy on GAF is an absolute tosser

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=501307&page=3

(Skyrim defence force)

[Shadow Mod]

Devo beacon:

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=501303&page=1

Durr women are hypocritical

It's that week. I guess some people realized how Forever Alone they are on Thanksgiving.

[Timber]

skyrim rulz bro

[Broseidon]

Derrick is banned???

Sweeeeeeeeeet.

[Purple Filth]

harSon is absolutely the worst fucking piece of shit excuse for a human being

self hating human scum fuckface

He get's extremely uppity when I mention that he fucked a racist, which tends to destroy his idiotic militance and reaching. Dude's mad uncomfortable with who he is, that fact shines on like an exploding sun in every post he makes in the black culture thread.

EDIT: I was just reading the andrex vs. ninthing stuff earlier, my little andy is growing up!

how black is his skin? i wonder if he wants bleaching cream? 

To be fair the dog is the focus of my avatar!

spoiler (click to show/hide)

No it isnt, it's Sadako 

[close]

spoiler (click to show/hide)

has that relationship evolved yet as i hear its slow as fuck (at least in anime/manga terms)

[close]

main reasons.

And you do know you are the best example of what those guys tend to rail about ("girls go for the asshole/slobs but not them GRRR") 

I wasnt even trying or anything, honestly I try and steer people away when I can
Perhaps it's that women can smell the desperation and clinginess factor

Are you sure you are the asshole you claim to be 

[StealthFan]

I hope Derrick is permed. Such a worthless poster.

[Atramental]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=44736897&postcount=3172

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Back in the day I sent in a lot of fake confessions for that thread, many of which were posted.  Just saying.