Author Topic: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread (Read 6013578 times)

Himu · « **Reply #33300 on:** November 30, 2012, 06:04:13 PM »

Assuming what he said was true, what creep sends a video of masturbating to a (supposed) girl he never met? eww.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #33301 on:** November 30, 2012, 06:08:43 PM »

"she" convinced him through text? fucking idiot. and he's 28

demi · « **Reply #33302 on:** November 30, 2012, 06:09:16 PM »

I've tugged it on cam for someone before :3

Steve Contra · « **Reply #33303 on:** November 30, 2012, 06:09:25 PM »

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #33304 on:** November 30, 2012, 06:17:24 PM »

me too.

it's weird. skype sex.

StealthFan · « **Reply #33305 on:** November 30, 2012, 06:20:22 PM »

Ten bucks say him and his friend are fegs and the friend is threatening to use the video to out him.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #33306 on:** November 30, 2012, 06:42:07 PM »

you know you're desperate when you skype yourself jacking off to the first lass who bats her internet eye at you.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #33307 on:** November 30, 2012, 07:15:15 PM »

And you know your life sucks when that internet lass is your psycho friend trying to get back at you.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #33308 on:** November 30, 2012, 07:17:24 PM »

Quote from: StealthFan on November 30, 2012, 06:20:22 PM

Ten bucks say him and his friend are fegs and the friend is threatening to use the video to out him.

Devo posted it there.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=44933071&postcount=302

StealthFan · « **Reply #33309 on:** November 30, 2012, 07:22:41 PM »

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #33310 on:** November 30, 2012, 07:23:05 PM »

Here comes one of the worst posters ever, Future Zombie.

Broseidon · « **Reply #33311 on:** November 30, 2012, 07:30:47 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=44933151&postcount=6570

lols

StealthFan · « **Reply #33312 on:** November 30, 2012, 07:46:40 PM »

Obviously you're not a Patrick Bateman type when you have a face like that and the most lucrative career you can get is as an engineer. What a maroon.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #33313 on:** November 30, 2012, 07:47:55 PM »

So he kills hobos and has random sex with prostitutes then kills them too?

brob · « **Reply #33314 on:** November 30, 2012, 08:14:28 PM »

engineers earn good money and are highly thought of where I'm from. Particularly in the petroleum sector.

Huff · « **Reply #33315 on:** November 30, 2012, 08:55:44 PM »

Quote from: Brobzoid on November 30, 2012, 08:14:28 PM

engineers earn good money and are highly thought of where I'm from. Particularly in the petroleum sector.

i agree. no shame in being an engineer. unless your civil

brob · « **Reply #33316 on:** November 30, 2012, 09:00:39 PM »

all the engineers I've met have been quite rude so I wouldn't know

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #33317 on:** November 30, 2012, 09:05:16 PM »

Did any of them try to murder you?

archie4208 · « **Reply #33318 on:** November 30, 2012, 09:22:21 PM »

Quote from: Broseidon on November 30, 2012, 07:30:47 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=44933151&postcount=6570

lols

Beep boop activating humor chip.

StealthFan · « **Reply #33319 on:** November 30, 2012, 09:40:32 PM »

What I meant with the engineer jab is Patrick Bateman is a fucking stock broker. You're gonna need a job closer to that and an engineer isn't one of them. If I wasn't disabled I'd try and get an engineer job. Good monies and job security.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #33320 on:** November 30, 2012, 11:32:38 PM »

Quote from: DCharlieJP on November 30, 2012, 03:59:13 PM

Jesus - the Jim Sterling COD piece ... It's the "there's less arseholes online!" Argument that Sony fans tried using.

NO! There's less people fullstop. When you have 500 people playing online I'm going to guess the arsehole to normal ratio is the same - it just scales up when you have more like 50k people playing on Wednesday night.

Plus : Nintendo fans do seem to have this feeling that they are Gods chosen gamers - the purest gaming race, so how could they possibly be arseholes? Xbots and sfigs are rabble rousing gaming terrorists

Yeah, that thread is completely bananas. But on the plus side, some of the more irritable Nintards (I assume they are ones) got banned for their sarcastic "BUT THE GRAPHICS ARE GOOD"/troll-ish comments.

parallax · « **Reply #33321 on:** December 01, 2012, 12:42:16 AM »

Quote from: archie4208 on November 30, 2012, 09:22:21 PM

Quote from: Broseidon on November 30, 2012, 07:30:47 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=44933151&postcount=6570

lols

Beep boop activating humor chip.

It must have burned out under the strain because that wasn't funny

PigSpeakers · « **Reply #33322 on:** December 01, 2012, 02:50:58 AM »

Quote from: macuser3of5 on November 30, 2012, 06:42:07 PM

you know you're desperate when you skype yourself jacking off to the first lass who bats her internet eye at you.

Hay, Mac. I am getting naked on webcam. go to WwW . c A m G i R L Z . c o m without the spaces to see now!

Cascade · « **Reply #33323 on:** December 01, 2012, 02:59:16 AM »

Well, looks like blame space is back. He must have set his alarm clock for when he got unbanned since he first posted 6 minutes after his ban was up, he probably spent those first 6 minutes sending angry PMs to BlackAce.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #33324 on:** December 01, 2012, 03:31:16 AM »

I don't understand the idea of cybering with someone you don't know when only one of you have a camera.

Momo · « **Reply #33325 on:** December 01, 2012, 03:38:09 AM »

Quote from: Cascade on December 01, 2012, 02:59:16 AM

Well, looks like blame space is back. He must have set his alarm clock for when he got unbanned since he first posted 6 minutes after his ban was up, he probably spent those first 6 minutes sending angry PMs to BlackAce.

So 12 pms (30 second flood control) that he spent the past few months writing. I wonder if he hit the text limit at any stage

StealthFan · « **Reply #33326 on:** December 01, 2012, 04:20:59 AM »

Shame on me for thinking space moved on.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #33327 on:** December 01, 2012, 04:36:29 AM »

I had no idea Opiate was from STL.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #33328 on:** December 01, 2012, 06:40:45 AM »

Quote from: Cascade on December 01, 2012, 02:59:16 AM

Well, looks like blame space is back. He must have set his alarm clock for when he got unbanned since he first posted 6 minutes after his ban was up, he probably spent those first 6 minutes sending angry PMs to BlackAce.

I called it. blame space I bet was all twitching and shit for the remaining few hours of his ban.

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=35993.msg1588326#msg1588326

Steve Youngblood · « **Reply #33329 on:** December 01, 2012, 08:47:37 AM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on December 01, 2012, 04:36:29 AM

I had no idea Opiate was from STL.

Yeah. There was a GAF STL meetup several months back at Blueberry Hill that he and his girlfriend were supposed to go to, but ended up backing out like the day before.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #33330 on:** December 01, 2012, 10:38:32 AM »

Quote from: PigSpeakers on December 01, 2012, 02:50:58 AM

Quote from: macuser3of5 on November 30, 2012, 06:42:07 PM
you know you're desperate when you skype yourself jacking off to the first lass who bats her internet eye at you.

Hay, Mac. I am getting naked on webcam. go to WwW . c A m G i R L Z . c o m without the spaces to see now!

Sounds hot bb sending nudes now

Atramental · « **Reply #33331 on:** December 01, 2012, 12:05:39 PM »

Aguirre has been banned for a year. Nice.

Also, it's still baffling to me that he has such a large following in the funny pics thread. Fucking simps.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #33332 on:** December 01, 2012, 12:07:16 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on December 01, 2012, 12:05:39 PM

[img]http://i.minus.com/ibdUzGgMQ7V24S.png[/ig]

Aguirre has been banned for a year. Nice.

i can tell by the sad cutesy talk and emoticons that those people also probably post in the Persona 4 Golden thread.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #33333 on:** December 01, 2012, 12:08:27 PM »

A-Aguirre has been b-banned for a y-year?

king of the internet · « **Reply #33334 on:** December 01, 2012, 12:09:10 PM »

Quote from: The Experiment on December 01, 2012, 06:40:45 AM

Quote from: Cascade on December 01, 2012, 02:59:16 AM
Well, looks like blame space is back. He must have set his alarm clock for when he got unbanned since he first posted 6 minutes after his ban was up, he probably spent those first 6 minutes sending angry PMs to BlackAce.

I called it. blame space I bet was all twitching and shit for the remaining few hours of his ban.

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=35993.msg1588326#msg1588326

And here you are, clinging to his nuts. Just as I predicted.

Quote from: Atramental on December 01, 2012, 12:05:39 PM

[img]http://i.minus.com/ibdUzGgMQ7V24S.png

Aguirre has been banned for a year. Nice.

Also, it's still baffling to me that he has such a large following in the funny pics thread. Fucking simps.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=44948455&postcount=6649 $:-\$

Barry Egan · « **Reply #33335 on:** December 01, 2012, 12:12:01 PM »

so this is unlikely to mean anything to most of the people who post in this thread, but I just found out that Golden Era GAF member Gumby was on Survivor last season

. Dude was my e-bro back in the day.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #33336 on:** December 01, 2012, 03:06:10 PM »

Quote from: king of the internet on December 01, 2012, 12:09:10 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=44948455&postcount=6649 $:-\$

Simp Simp Simpin' on some shezzurp

nudemacusers · « **Reply #33337 on:** December 01, 2012, 03:15:50 PM »

Quote from: king of the internet on December 01, 2012, 12:09:10 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=44948455&postcount=6649 $:-\$

lol

parallax · « **Reply #33338 on:** December 01, 2012, 03:16:02 PM »

Quote from: king of the internet on December 01, 2012, 12:09:10 PM

Quote from: Atramental on December 01, 2012, 12:05:39 PM
[img]http://i.minus.com/ibdUzGgMQ7V24S.png

Aguirre has been banned for a year. Nice.

Also, it's still baffling to me that he has such a large following in the funny pics thread. Fucking simps.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=44948455&postcount=6649 $:-\$

Just. Fucking. Pathetic. And people wonder why the simping thread exists...

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #33339 on:** December 01, 2012, 03:39:31 PM »

What does Aguirre look like?

parallax · « **Reply #33340 on:** December 01, 2012, 03:49:25 PM »

Quote from: Rahxephon91 on December 01, 2012, 03:39:31 PM

What does Aguirre look like?

There was a picture posted somewhere in this thread that was supposed to be Aguirre, but that was most likely bullshit. And that fucking stuttering. Why the hell would you do that?

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #33341 on:** December 01, 2012, 03:55:50 PM »

Quote from: Rahxephon91 on December 01, 2012, 03:39:31 PM

What does Aguirre look like?

Linked to a fake ass emo/scene profile somewhere.

http://scenekids.com/aguirre

Brehvolution · « **Reply #33342 on:** December 01, 2012, 04:17:52 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on December 01, 2012, 12:08:27 PM

A-Aguirre has been b-banned for a y-year?

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #33343 on:** December 01, 2012, 04:23:46 PM »

Eh she looks like a nice enough girl, nothing to obsess over. Was she a new poster? I don't really remember her at all.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #33344 on:** December 01, 2012, 04:29:08 PM »

Quote from: Rahxephon91 on December 01, 2012, 04:23:46 PM

Eh she looks like a nice enough girl, nothing to obsess over. Was she a new poster? I don't really remember her at all.

lol dude you really haven' t been following this at all have you.

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #33345 on:** December 01, 2012, 04:29:31 PM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on December 01, 2012, 03:55:50 PM

Quote from: Rahxephon91 on December 01, 2012, 03:39:31 PM
What does Aguirre look like?

Linked to a fake ass emo/scene profile somewhere.

http://scenekids.com/aguirre

Furniture erections.

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #33346 on:** December 01, 2012, 04:58:31 PM »

Good fucking riddance!

Now they just need to ban anyone over there that even mentions that name.

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #33347 on:** December 01, 2012, 05:00:56 PM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on December 01, 2012, 04:29:08 PM

Quote from: Rahxephon91 on December 01, 2012, 04:23:46 PM
Eh she looks like a nice enough girl, nothing to obsess over. Was she a new poster? I don't really remember her at all.

lol dude you really haven' t been following this at all have you.

Not at all. I just wanted to see what she looked like.

demi · « **Reply #33348 on:** December 01, 2012, 05:12:50 PM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on December 01, 2012, 04:29:08 PM

Quote from: Rahxephon91 on December 01, 2012, 04:23:46 PM
Eh she looks like a nice enough girl, nothing to obsess over. Was she a new poster? I don't really remember her at all.

lol dude you really haven' t been following this at all have you.

lol dude nobody should be following it.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #33349 on:** December 01, 2012, 05:16:57 PM »

Quote from: Barry Egan on December 01, 2012, 12:12:01 PM

so this is unlikely to mean anything to most of the people who post in this thread, but I just found out that Golden Era GAF member Gumby was on Survivor last season . Dude was my e-bro back in the day.

wait WHAT

i'm totally mentioning this to a friend tonight while drinking. gumby's stupid hat thread is one of the only things he remembers from lurking GAF back in high school.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #33350 on:** December 01, 2012, 05:29:08 PM »

feels good never knowing any of the GAFers discussed here. Lock this thread, leper Himuro

Huff · « **Reply #33351 on:** December 01, 2012, 05:36:31 PM »

http://opa-ages.com/forums/topic/57671-ex-oaer-gumby-to-be-on-survivor-south-pacific/

pretty funny thread about gumby.

was he banned from gaf and went to oa ?

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #33352 on:** December 01, 2012, 05:42:43 PM »

Yep. He was infamous back in the day for his name (Johnny Cochran)

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #33353 on:** December 01, 2012, 05:53:59 PM »

Quote from: Rahxephon91 on December 01, 2012, 05:00:56 PM

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on December 01, 2012, 04:29:08 PM
Quote from: Rahxephon91 on December 01, 2012, 04:23:46 PM
Eh she looks like a nice enough girl, nothing to obsess over. Was she a new poster? I don't really remember her at all.

lol dude you really haven' t been following this at all have you.
Not at all. I just wanted to see what she looked like.

It's more than likely a guy just trolling for kicks. And stu-stu-stuttering.

FStop7 · « **Reply #33354 on:** December 01, 2012, 05:54:20 PM »

I shouldn't be this surprised that people fall for Aguirre's BS, but I am.

Lots of gray names on the gaming side today, too.

Also I think I mentioned that Aguirre would get the boot the moment Blame Space returned. Sure enough.

If Aguirre can do the deadpan, super dry trolling IRL as well it does on GAF then it could probably do well as a comedian in the style of someone like Amy Sedaris.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #33355 on:** December 01, 2012, 06:15:20 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on December 01, 2012, 05:16:57 PM

Quote from: Barry Egan on December 01, 2012, 12:12:01 PM
so this is unlikely to mean anything to most of the people who post in this thread, but I just found out that Golden Era GAF member Gumby was on Survivor last season . Dude was my e-bro back in the day.

wait WHAT

i'm totally mentioning this to a friend tonight while drinking. gumby's stupid hat thread is one of the only things he remembers from lurking GAF back in high school.

He's going to be on next season too apparently. I haven't watched survivor since the first season but this is so surreal that I have to see how far he manages to get.

Huff · « **Reply #33356 on:** December 01, 2012, 06:21:18 PM »

I only watched parts of his first season, but he's going to do way worse next time. dude was super annoying and almost everyone hated him. definition of a tribal outcast that got lucky

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #33357 on:** December 01, 2012, 06:44:19 PM »

Send me the gentle candied nerds
On clouds

Tasty · « **Reply #33358 on:** December 01, 2012, 07:00:11 PM »

Quote from: FStop7 on December 01, 2012, 05:54:20 PM

I shouldn't be this surprised that people fall for Aguirre's BS, but I am.

Lots of gray names on the gaming side today, too.

Links plz.

parallax · « **Reply #33359 on:** December 01, 2012, 08:04:46 PM »

Wow. RockXlight went hard simp mode on Aguirre. Good god man

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