The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread

[DCharlieJP]

I have ZombiU (full mooncat language version because Nintendo Japan seem to think leaving the English in might dilute their pure blood Japan philosophy) - but every shot or vid I've seen makes the game look like Condemned.

u no that ubisof maed it rite

yes I know that - see also : no international COD version for WiiU  - only the full dubbed edition. It's almost like there is some policy in place - another game was supposed to be bilingual as well, but nope - Japanese only.

I'm actually curious as to what happened with Tekken - guess I'll find out once the price crashes on it as I sold off the ps3 version to a friend

[StealthFan]

Holy shit that SA update literally just happened. I was browsing about an hour and a half ago and it was still the old format.

I wish I could post in the GAF porn thread. That is my area of expertise, sadly.

[thisismyusername]

Can someone tell me why people join "real pic January?" Why would you want people to see your face on a message board?

[StealthFan]

Because they have low self esteem and they know the hugbox that is GAF will provide them a boost.

Or GAF is their life and their fellow gaffots are their only friends.

[StealthFan]

If you guys don't like the new SA design install this http://stylebot.me/styles/2010

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Because they have low self esteem and they know the hugbox that is GAF will provide them a boost.

Or GAF is their life and their fellow gaffots are their only friends.

It's this one.  Although the first explanation does factor in as well.  There are a lot of people that treat GAF as the central and critical part of their lives.

[brawndolicious]

Because they have low self esteem and they know the hugbox that is GAF will provide them a boost.

Or GAF is their life and their fellow gaffots are their only friends.

It's this one.  Although the first explanation does factor in as well.  There are a lot of people that treat GAF as the central and critical part of their lives.

*looks at this thread*

[DCharlieJP]

I have literally hundreds of friends - just none of them actually exist.

[king of the internet]

Because they have low self esteem and they know the hugbox that is GAF will provide them a boost.

Or GAF is their life and their fellow gaffots are their only friends.

It's almost as pathetic as a (presumably) grown man using the term "gaffots" to disparage people. That places you in somewhere in the sub-cretin category of messageboard dweebs, which is actually a few notches below the dorks and lonely shut-ins we use this thread to mock.

[StealthFan]

Because they have low self esteem and they know the hugbox that is GAF will provide them a boost.

Or GAF is their life and their fellow gaffots are their only friends.

It's almost as pathetic as a (presumably) grown man using the term "gaffots" to disparage people. That places you in somewhere in the sub-cretin category of messageboard dweebs, which is actually a few notches below the dorks and lonely shut-ins we use this thread to mock.

You're gonna need some food to pour all that salt on. It's just a word, taco. No need to get butt demolished.

EDIT: So gaffot is slang for taco? I just used it because I saw it on OPA and assumed it was GAF related. Who cares? Are you not used to people saying that word on the internet? I don't think the gays appreciate you having such a sensitive skin.

[Shadow Mod]

Every page there is someone defending the "nice guys of OKC" 

[Himu]

FUCK THE SOMETHING AWFUL UPDATE

[parallax]

So it sounds like Fallujah in my neck of the woods. Tonight would be the perfect night to kill someone

[parallax]

He shits on Pabst. That makes him a hero to some

[parallax]

He wasn't even shitting on it specifically.  Kamiya's one of the good guys of the industry, and it's pretty awesome he answers questions from fans in his non-native language.  It really annoys me when people twist what he says or selectively quote him to prop up their hardware of choice.

To date, he's done one PS1 game, two PS2 games, a GameCube game, an Xbox 360 game, and is now working on a WiiU game.  Know which company he's a fanboy of?  SEGA.  Everything after that is just business.

Pabst is a thorn in the side to the Nintendo elite, and I dont really understand why

[StealthFan]

Although he has become a bit of an attention whore I've never had a problem with GraverobberX. He's an alright dude.

Why the fuck does he post what he looks like on the internet?

[StealthFan]

Nthings being desperate is nothing new. Children often are. Didn't you know that online sucked until Nintendo starting implementing it.

[Shaka Khan]

High def, dynamic lighting and shaders too.

[Steve Youngblood]

He wasn't even shitting on it specifically.  Kamiya's one of the good guys of the industry, and it's pretty awesome he answers questions from fans in his non-native language.  It really annoys me when people twist what he says or selectively quote him to prop up their hardware of choice.

To date, he's done one PS1 game, two PS2 games, a GameCube game, an Xbox 360 game, and is now working on a WiiU game.  Know which company he's a fanboy of?  SEGA.  Everything after that is just business.

Pabst is a thorn in the side to the Nintendo elite, and I dont really understand why

Because they're not old enough to be able to appreciate a cheap, quality beer. Wait, you're not talking about Pabst Blue Ribbon, are you?

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Remember in 2003 when Nintendo said online was a fad and the future is actually a Gamecube that lets you use Game Boy Advances for controllers?  Zelda Four Swords was going to be the new hotness and online gameplay was going to be qq'ing in a corner somewhere.  Good times.

[Momo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=506314

gasoline and gokuh posts are hilarious

[tiesto]

Every page there is someone defending the "nice guys of OKC" 

Wow, that thread's still going on? I haven't really been following GAF lately outside of periodically checking up on the 2012 RPG picks thread in Gaming and of course the EDM thread.

[Kabouter]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=45956027&postcount=240
Ain't that something.

[Steve Contra]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=45956027&postcount=240
Ain't that something.

I like the "it's predicted" part like it's common knowledge and no source is needed.

[Great Rumbler]

America is [literally] too fat and too lazy to bother with a revolution. A strongly-worded Facebook post, perhaps, but not a revolution.

[FStop7]

Isn't the US encouraging western Europe to increase its defense spending because the US has footed a huge chunk of that bill since the end of WW2 and now we're looking to cut back, meaning western Europe needs to take up the slack?

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

America isn't even close to the point of having a revolution.  We have a long, long, long way to go before that happens.  Even so, why would they want revolution?  It would not turn out well anyway.

Even if there is a revolution, what the fuck will gaffers do about it except be human shields?

[Shaka Khan]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=45956027&postcount=240
Ain't that something.

When nerds can't separate asscreed from reality.

[Shaka Khan]

dp

[pilonv1]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=45956027&postcount=240
Ain't that something.

Alex Jones listener

[Momo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=45956027&postcount=240
Ain't that something.

Didnt think I'd get to post this gif twice in one day, but

[Kabouter]

Isn't the US encouraging western Europe to increase its defense spending because the US has footed a huge chunk of that bill since the end of WW2 and now we're looking to cut back, meaning western Europe needs to take up the slack?

I think this is largely about US arms manufacturers wanting more foreign sales. It's not like a lack of European defence spending is what is keeping US defence spending at its current levels.

[Cerveza mas fina]

Haha kabouter ik vergeet altijd dat jij hier ook post af en toe.

PS: this effin thread should be split to between the gaming side and OT.

[Momo]

Kabouter post eintlik baie, daar is n Kabouter post op elke bladsy van hierdie thread =P

[Cerveza mas fina]

Haha Momo jij gekke afrikaan. Btw whats up with that SA kid who blew up his face with fireworks? I saw a pic on FB that made me throw up almost. Who would put that on facebook.


Found this gem in the witcher 3 thread

I wish I'd played Zelda, people reference it all the time. Is it like Mass Effect 1?

[Cerveza mas fina]

Whats wrong with you man

I dont even want to open up fb anymore till that pic is gooooneeeee

[Don Flamenco]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=45956027&postcount=240
Ain't that something.

This is what occupy protesters believed...except they they would do it by standing in front of banks, not with arms/violence.

[DCharlieJP]

>> "THE ARMED REVOLUTION AGAINST THE US GUBBERNMENT! LETS GO!"
> "YES LETS GO KICK FEMAS ASS!"
>> "WAIT BUBBA, THIS IS GOING TO BE AN ACTUAL WAR AGAINST THE US MILITARY"
> *SHITS PANTS*
BOTH KILLED BY UNPILOTED DRONES AS THEY HOLD THEIR AK47s


If it -really- -really- did happen like Fantasy Basement Dwellers Online think it would (an armed conflict in which "the people" (sub 80-IQ fucktards) vs "THEM!" (FEMA, One Police Officer, That tramp we beat up, The US Military) it really would be bows and arrows against the lightning.

Again - each time these fantasy scenarios come up it Armed Militia vs Selectively Chosen Low Rung Opponents. An armed revolt in this day and age... in the US? Well, we can hope all the fucking idiots in the US give it a whirl. It'd clean up that gene pool issue for a start.

[D3RANG3D]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=45967746&postcount=262
 

[treythemovie]

Revolutionary... wishers(?) think that in such an uprising, everyone would end up rising up with them: 90% of people (who somehow don't include those they are rebelling against), including vasts swarms of the military defecting with them. What they don't realize is that the military individuals would stay 100% loyal and the almost everyone wouldn't do a thing (or probably even hate them).

If you want a real world example of how any such revolutionary would play out just look at what happened to that military kid who gave info to Wikileaks. There were people who wanted the death penalty for him.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Yeah the military would vaporize any militias or protesters.  Same goes for any Arab Spring type thing like the Occupy movement if that didn't fizzle out like we all knew it would.

The only thing that will work is political pressure for the existing structure to accommodate demands if they are pressing enough.  I know that isn't sexy for gaffots who fantasize about being a Vladimir Lenin or a Leon Trotsky but I guess that's life.

[Momo]

Haha Momo jij gekke afrikaan. Btw whats up with that SA kid who blew up his face with fireworks? I saw a pic on FB that made me throw up almost. Who would put that on facebook.


Found this gem in the witcher 3 thread

I wish I'd played Zelda, people reference it all the time. Is it like Mass Effect 1?

I havent seen this yet, I stay away from local happenings because they are usually bad. I'm 100% sure i'll be flooded by this at work though :'(

[Great Rumbler]

If you want a real world example of how any such revolutionary would play out just look at what happened to that military kid who gave info to Wikileaks. There were people who wanted the death penalty for him.

Look at what's going on right now in Syria, that's with a lot of local and international support against a military that's probably not really all that great to begin with. Tens of thousands of people dead, more than a year of intense fighting, and that's in a country with less than one/tenth the population of the US and one/fiftieth the size.

[CajoleJuice]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=45956027&postcount=240
Ain't that something.

Didnt think I'd get to post this gif twice in one day, but


(Image removed from quote.)

use my gif, at least, jeez

[treythemovie]

If you want a real world example of how any such revolutionary would play out just look at what happened to that military kid who gave info to Wikileaks. There were people who wanted the death penalty for him.

Look at what's going on right now in Syria, that's with a lot of local and international support against a military that's probably not really all that great to begin with. Tens of thousands of people dead, more than a year of intense fighting, and that's in a country with less than one/tenth the population of the US and one/fiftieth the size.

Oh certainly. Though such a revolution in the US wouldn't even get a fraction that far.

As one guy who I don't remember once possibly said "In a real revolution, one side must die". And when one side has access to all the weapons, technology and popular support....

[StealthFan]

armchair revolutionaries    

[Broseidon]

A lot of these right wing fantasists want to feel like they're fighting for something. Thats what lionizing the Patriots of the American revolution will do when a few centuries on you feel pretty inadequate. Oh noes OMARKMA wants to raise taxes on billionaires 2 percentage points this is literally the fucking Stamp Act TAKE UP YOUR GUNS AND REVOLT IN THE NAME OF FEELING SHIT BECAUSE YOU CANT LIVE UP TO THE PAST PUNCHING NUMBERS INTO EXCEL!!

Oh, and don't forget that a lot of people want shit like this to happen so they have an excuse to vindicate their racism by killing lots of minorities that are totally gonna start a White genocide. A cursory browse of Freep shows this.

I sometimes wish shit did happen so they can all be shot. God knows you guys need to clear out your right wing somehow

[Momo]

Canada should just annex them

[treythemovie]

Hey, the fuck does :jnc stand for? I see it on GAF all the time but can't figure it out.

Its an NFL gaf thing. To quote them:

The forum admins removed the smileys as they felt the smileys were being abused and obstructing good discussion. The main abuser of the smiley was frequent NFL GAF poster jakncoke. When the smileys were removed, an animated gif of the Seahwawks logo laughing was created, and since jakncoke was a huge Seahawks fan, instead of just posting the gif, members took to using :jnc as a stand in for the lost smiley

[Momo]

Hey, the fuck does :jnc stand for? I see it on GAF all the time but can't figure it out.

It means vagina

[Shadow Mod]

Gaffer's GF makes some good points, but then blames men for women choosing to get breast implants.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=506228

In typical "I'm new to feminism or I just want to be an asshole" fashion they talk down to women but with "their interests at heart." Women who engage in body mods and makeup are pretty well aware of what they're doing but go ahead and start patronizing them all.

[Shadow Mod]

Banned for a week. Uh ok.

[parallax]

Banned for a week. Uh ok.

There are worse ways to go out.

[Shadow Mod]

Banned for a week. Uh ok.

There are worse ways to go out.

Only post in super serious discussions. No fun allowed. 

[Momo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=45971501&postcount=95

how disgusting. I reckon there has to be a law about this. deserving the death penalty

Pizza is for fat people anyway

[pilonv1]

Hey, the fuck does :jnc stand for? I see it on GAF all the time but can't figure it out.

Its an NFL gaf thing. To quote them:

The forum admins removed the smileys as they felt the smileys were being abused and obstructing good discussion. The main abuser of the smiley was frequent NFL GAF poster jakncoke. When the smileys were removed, an animated gif of the Seahwawks logo laughing was created, and since jakncoke was a huge Seahawks fan, instead of just posting the gif, members took to using :jnc as a stand in for the lost smiley

Didn't lyte edge use to have that laughing Seahawks logo as an avatar? Or was it the crying one?

[Shadow Mod]

Banned for a week. Uh ok.

It's actually pretty surprising how rarely you get banned considering your posting style. Not that I think your posting style is bad at all, but it's often incendiary, and people get banned all the time for much less. Someone on the mod team likes you.

The person who banned me doesn't.

/shrug

I considered some stuff before this way more worthy. At this point if you can't even have fun in a thread such as that then I get it, only super serious discussions, all of the time.

[Sman]

Devo got suckered into a specialguy (aka Tyrone at OA) thread and was banned for it.

[Shaka Khan]

Specialguy (aka Tyrone at OA)

That explains so much

[TakingBackSunday]

Hey, the fuck does :jnc stand for? I see it on GAF all the time but can't figure it out.

Its an NFL gaf thing. To quote them:

The forum admins removed the smileys as they felt the smileys were being abused and obstructing good discussion. The main abuser of the smiley was frequent NFL GAF poster jakncoke. When the smileys were removed, an animated gif of the Seahwawks logo laughing was created, and since jakncoke was a huge Seahawks fan, instead of just posting the gif, members took to using :jnc as a stand in for the lost smiley

Didn't lyte edge use to have that laughing Seahawks logo as an avatar? Or was it the crying one?

The whole "used to be a seahawks fan" narrative was created by nfl-gaf back around 2009 I believe.  jacncoke has always been a pretty big diehard steelers fan and he talked shit a lot about the hawks especially after the steelers-hawks super bowl.  nfl-gaf is sarcastic and witty as fuck and they run with false narratives for pretty much all the highlight posters, even me when I was still a member.  The premise is mostly true, he used that damned lol smiley so fucking much, so whenever people want to lol at something, they :jnc