The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread

[Tasty]

devo, if you're reading this, it was just a joke. i thought it was pretty harmless, but eh.

This one, on the other hand...

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=46012032&postcount=116

[Momo]

Both timedog and FV are being tards. timedog knows what he is doing there and FV ... well he fell for the bear trap in the most spectacular way.

[Momo]

Oh I see timedog got banned.

I'm watching mission to mars and that whole thread read like that AI voice in the movie to me :

"90% atmosphere"

"60% atmosphere"
"20% atmosphere"

Except replace atmosphere with some kind of a ban warning in AI voice and bright red LEDs all over.

[Broseidon]

Is that the one with CSI Miami dude? People give that movie a lot of stick but I like it.

[Momo]

yeah the guy from CSI:NY (had to google CSI:NY) I like it as well.

[Broseidon]

I have no idea why I said Miami

[Tasty]

Session 9 is the one with the guy from CSI Miami.

[Joe Molotov]

Cheers is the one with that guy from CSI.

[Brehvolution]

devo, if you're reading this, it was just a joke. i thought it was pretty harmless, but eh.

This one, on the other hand...

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=46012032&postcount=116

[Cerveza mas fina]

Yeah the LTTP Hitman Absolution, for saying the game has been out 43 days

I don't like this meta commentary rule. Going to suck all the fun out of the boards, and for what?

I'm at a loss - people will start shitthreading rather than thread whining.

I honestly don't get the LTTP/MY THOUGHTS on <game> threads - i'm sure the related threads are big enough for everyones thoughts.

Ima start a thread about some game from last month.

[Steve Youngblood]

(Image removed from quote.)

Holy shit is that a blast from the past. Does Conan ever reference Clive Clemmons' Inappropriate Response Channel anymore?

[Joe Molotov]

Yeah the LTTP Hitman Absolution, for saying the game has been out 43 days

I don't like this meta commentary rule. Going to suck all the fun out of the boards, and for what?

I'm at a loss - people will start shitthreading rather than thread whining.

I honestly don't get the LTTP/MY THOUGHTS on <game> threads - i'm sure the related threads are big enough for everyones thoughts.

Ima start a thread about some game from last month.

I'm a special little snowflake and I need my impressions of whatever game I'm playing on the front page for all to see and reflect upon, not at the backend of some OT that no one reads!

[Momo]

I have no idea why I said Miami

It's funny how close Mission to Mars and the movie Prometheus is in terms of plot

[Cerveza mas fina]

Exactly

[Great Rumbler]

I liked Mission to Mars. That's right, I just came right out and said that to your face. You gonna cry?

[FStop7]

the anti thread whining policy has lead to an increase in dumb threads

WHO WOULDA THOUGHT

What, you're not fascinated by the blogging habits of Gwyneth fucking Paltrow?

[parallax]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=45819024

can someone sit me down and explain why nerds are so hung up on gender roles? between this and that "touching story" of how some dipshit dad hacked Zelda to use gender-neutral language I am simply confused.

There really seems to be no point to that. Like at all.

[headwalk]

there's wiiu thread with a seemingly mundane tech-support premise that turns in to quite the carnival. when you find it, you won't be disappointed.

[Shadow Mod]

gaf is mad as hell sometimes

They think they're insulting me but they're really just showing how butthurt they are and how much time they spend fuming about me.

[Shadow Mod]

gaf is mad as hell sometimes

They think they're insulting me but they're really just showing how butthurt they are and how much time they spend fuming about me.

Which is why you're posting about it here.

Thread's closed and I'm banned. Not like I can throw a witty statement back or anything.

[Steve Youngblood]

gaf is mad as hell sometimes

They think they're insulting me but they're really just showing how butthurt they are and how much time they spend fuming about me.

Shut the fuck up, you annoying cunt! ... or something. I'm not good at hurling insults. Let me think harder on this and get back to you.

[Shadow Mod]

Shut the fuck up, you annoying cunt! ... or something. I'm not good at hurling insults. Let me think harder on this and get back to you.

Next time do it on gaf while i'm banned. Being direct isn't their thing.

[Steve Youngblood]

Shut the fuck up, you annoying cunt! ... or something. I'm not good at hurling insults. Let me think harder on this and get back to you.

Next time do it on gaf while i'm banned. Being direct isn't their thing.

But then I'll get banned! I'll lose my ability to brag about something not worth bragging about to begin with: never being banned from NeoGAF. It would be the end of a Cal Ripken-like streak. The only difference is that Cal Ripken did something that people gave a shit about!

[Shadow Mod]

But then I'll get banned! I'll lose my ability to brag about something not worth bragging about to begin with: never being banned from NeoGAF.

At this point I think even you will take a hit for the most benign post ever.

[fistfulofmetal]

devo, if you're reading this, it was just a joke. i thought it was pretty harmless, but eh.

This one, on the other hand...

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=46012032&postcount=116

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[bud]

devo why are you ignoring my post

[Shadow Mod]

devo why are you ignoring my post

Because I don't really care about insults. It's the obsessive nature of some folks that creeps me out.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

There are a lot of people/groups that lose favor or their protected status on NeoGAF and start having things turned around on them.  At that point you either keep a low profile, keep pushing your luck until you get permabanned, or invite EviLore to parties.

[bud]

but it wasn't an insult!

fucking hell, why do i feel so bad about this?

i'm going to explain my joke:

timedog came in a sock full of money

he had no idea about the money

you, in my joke, are the money

you're the money

except i said sweater instead of money

it doesn't even have anything to do with you

you are not the subject of the joke

the joke is merely about timedog being... unaware

please understand.

[Reb]

Bud, take a lap.

[Steve Youngblood]

Devo, just give bud a hug and tell him it's all right. He needs it!

[Shadow Mod]

I honestly didn't read into it that hard. Just assumed it was a joke anyway. I just meant I don't really take offense or whatever. That dream thread didn't bother me none either. I just need to get off the internet for a while.

[king of the internet]

please understand.

I just took it as a crude joke. Blackace has always seemed pretty trigger happy to me.

[parallax]

Shut the fuck up, you annoying cunt! ... or something. I'm not good at hurling insults. Let me think harder on this and get back to you.

Next time do it on gaf while i'm banned. Being direct isn't their thing.

But then I'll get banned! I'll lose my ability to brag about something not worth bragging about to begin with: never being banned from NeoGAF. It would be the end of a Cal Ripken-like streak. The only difference is that Cal Ripken did something that people gave a shit about!

I'm jinxing the hell out of myself, but I'm going for broke with not being banned. Flying just below the radar to prevent heat

[FStop7]

Devo do you even speak German?

[Shadow Mod]

Devo do you even speak German?

Nope.

[headwalk]

Devo do you even speak German?

Nope.

i think it's a euphemism.

[Steve Youngblood]

Duckroll what went down between you and joelseph? I know he was a dick but he must have done something pretty ridiculous in PM to warrant a perm

Who are you talking to?

[Steve Youngblood]

I'm talking to duckroll.

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[close]

I'm pretty sure he's not duckroll and just said that to fuck with AWESOME-O.

[headwalk]

Duckroll what went down between you and joelseph? I know he was a dick but he must have done something pretty ridiculous in PM to warrant a perm

he questioned why blackace could post mixes and he couldn't, then started spouting a bunch of noise about affirmative action being jim crow laws for the white man.

[Tasty]

When

- Andrex
- DCharlie
- Wario64
- Devo
- Timedog

Are all banned within like a week of eachother I have to wonder if GAF is just turning on more established/Bore posters. Or I'm a luny conspiracy nut. 

[Steve Youngblood]

When

- Andrex
- DCharlie
- Wario64
- Devo
- Timedog

Are all banned within like a week of eachother I have to wonder if GAF is just turning on more established/Bore posters. Or I'm a luny conspiracy nut. 

Haha. I love the self-absorption exhibited here. Yes, Andy. They're clearly targeting all the forum celebrities, of which you are their biggest trophy. Those not banned can do nothing but tell the tale of the day when the legendary Andrex was banned.

[headwalk]

When

- Andrex
- DCharlie
- Wario64
- Devo
- Timedog

Are all banned within like a week of eachother I have to wonder if GAF is just turning on more established/Bore posters. Or I'm a luny conspiracy nut. 

more like rudimentary quality control.

i do enjoy the fires that wario64's threads tend to light, though.

[Tasty]

When

- Andrex
- DCharlie
- Wario64
- Devo
- Timedog

Are all banned within like a week of eachother I have to wonder if GAF is just turning on more established/Bore posters. Or I'm a luny conspiracy nut. 

Haha. I love the self-absorption exhibited here. Yes, Andy. They're clearly targeting all the forum celebrities, of which you are their biggest trophy. Those not banned can do nothing but tell the tale of the day when the legendary Andrex was banned.

Not sure if agreeing....

[Joe Molotov]

The old name (Evilbore) was a dig on Evilore and it hurt his feelers.

[MCD]

Evilore posted a while back here and yet The Bore is still banned.

[Steve Youngblood]

I think Hito commented at one point that he just felt it was in everyone's best interest that the boards be kept separate. I'm not arguing that he's right, but I just got that his intent was not to advertise spin-off boards and create cross-forum drama.

[Joe Molotov]

When I asked him why in his AMA thread, he refused to answer. He's still salty.

[MCD]

He could at least remove the ban filter so I can shill this place via PM easier.

[archie4208]

So Wario was perma'd

[Tasty]

So Wario was perma'd

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=46010809#post46010809

[Don Flamenco]

Duckroll what went down between you and joelseph? I know he was a dick but he must have done something pretty ridiculous in PM to warrant a perm

hmm, duckroll's kinda douchey but joelseph is quite douchey. 

[Great Rumbler]

duckroll is my favorite GAF mod

[Steve Contra]

Why is Shinobi so salty about Duckroll

[pilonv1]

So Wario was perma'd

obvious troll, nothing wario says should ever be taken at face value

[Broseidon]

Why is Shinobi so salty about Duckroll

Autism.

[StealthFan]

Wario should be permed, and I don't see the harm in Duckroll posting here. I am not familiar with his posts, or any of the mods really. I never got banned on my last account until I asked for one though. Guess I'm not salty enough to give a fuck about every move the mods make.

EDIT: Except Bish. God I hate that hypocritical coon.

[Timber]

 

[TakingBackSunday]

 

[thisismyusername]

Why is Shinobi so salty about Duckroll

Because he has an agenda that duckroll is the one that banned him and he can't let go of a board that he was already perma'd at once before.