The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread

[TakingBackSunday]

also, britfags take over an innocuous chappelle's show thread

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=506265

now I like mitchell and webb a lot, but I'm getting pretty tired of the internet's up-turned nose when it comes to sketch comedy.  chapelle's show is just as great as mitchell and webb, it's just a different style of comedy.  christ, comedy is supposed to make people laugh, not fight like a bunch of panty-deprived inbreds

[Don Flamenco]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=45939584&postcount=71

timedog, i hate you. 

also, britfags take over an innocuous chappelle's show thread

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=506265

now I like mitchell and webb a lot, but I'm getting pretty tired of the internet's up-turned nose when it comes to sketch comedy.  chapelle's show is just as great as mitchell and webb, it's just a different style of comedy.  christ, comedy is supposed to make people laugh, not fight like a bunch of panty-deprived inbreds

nothing new, brits still salty about the revolutionary war. 

[tiesto]

Isn't the US encouraging western Europe to increase its defense spending because the US has footed a huge chunk of that bill since the end of WW2 and now we're looking to cut back, meaning western Europe needs to take up the slack?

I think this is largely about US arms manufacturers wanting more foreign sales. It's not like a lack of European defence spending is what is keeping US defence spending at its current levels.

Yup, at least in my company we are looking very heavily at foreign sales lately, as threats of sequestration and defense cuts linger.

[Kabouter]

Isn't the US encouraging western Europe to increase its defense spending because the US has footed a huge chunk of that bill since the end of WW2 and now we're looking to cut back, meaning western Europe needs to take up the slack?

I think this is largely about US arms manufacturers wanting more foreign sales. It's not like a lack of European defence spending is what is keeping US defence spending at its current levels.

Yup, at least in my company we are looking very heavily at foreign sales lately, as threats of sequestration and defense cuts linger.

Pinning your hopes on a Europe eagerly cutting defence spending to try and bring deficits down seems odd though, nothing the US says is going to convince these nations to meet the 2% of GDP NATO norm of defence spending, they're more likely to continue cutting defence instead given its relative popularity versus cutting education, healthcare or other fields that impact people's lives far more. Cuts to the military basically sail by here, with only the pro-US parties offering any real resistance to the idea. It seems far more sensible to exploit the tensions in East-Asia by convincing nations like Japan, the Philippines and Taiwan to purchase more American made arms.

[Don Flamenco]

now that i think about it, maybe some Mr. Show skits do lack a punch these days.  I had to think for a few minutes what the Jeepers Creepers skit was even trying to do.  then i remembered the whole "slacker" culture label that was popular around that time.   And the Three Times One Minus One skit (white dudes singing R+B, coopting black culture) was good, but I think I've seen plenty of "white guys acting black" jokes since then.


ok, timedog, i forgive you brah

[king of the internet]

but this is still probably the best bit in sketch comedy:

[Great Rumbler]

but this is still probably the best bit in sketch comedy:

Naaaaaaaah:

[FStop7]

What did Ninja Scooter do to get banned?

[etiolate]

Having a laugh at the expense of specialguy's thread. Not sure why that's bannable though. Probably a new interpretation of a new or old rule to later be reinterpreted.

[FStop7]

Having a laugh at the expense of specialguy's thread. Not sure why that's bannable though. Probably a new interpretation of a new or old rule to later be reinterpreted.

I would say what I think of that if not for the fact I'd expect my account on GAF to get permed in retaliation.

[Steve Contra]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=506425

Seriously, liking Die Hard 2 over the original?  What the fuck.

[ToxicAdam]

The correct answer is: "I only watched Die Hard 1 & 2 because after part 2, I realized I  would be an idiot to spend any more money watching these".

Also, Under Seige is the second best Die Hard movie.

[Steve Contra]

And Under Siege 2 is the second best Under Siege movie.

[Don Flamenco]

that sketch is hilarious.   

this is one of my faves:




we should have a Mr. Show thread.

[Shadow Mod]

Having a laugh at the expense of specialguy's thread. Not sure why that's bannable though. Probably a new interpretation of a new or old rule to later be reinterpreted.

If whatever mod thinks it's a shit thread, don't post in it at this point.

[demi]

Having a laugh at the expense of specialguy's thread. Not sure why that's bannable though. Probably a new interpretation of a new or old rule to later be reinterpreted.

If whatever mod thinks it's a shit thread, don't post in it at this point.

Getting sad you aren't getting special treatment? : * (

It's only a matter of time, Devolution. Try not to get too mad when it happens.

[Shadow Mod]

Having a laugh at the expense of specialguy's thread. Not sure why that's bannable though. Probably a new interpretation of a new or old rule to later be reinterpreted.

If whatever mod thinks it's a shit thread, don't post in it at this point.

Getting sad you aren't getting special treatment? : * (

It's only a matter of time, Devolution. Try not to get too mad when it happens.

I'm not really mad though. Just warning others.

[ToxicAdam]

Also, Under Seige is the second best Die Hard movie.

Every Die Hard movie including 4 > Under Siege.

Fuck Steven Segal and his stupid fucking face.

My mind could be influenced by the great topless scene in it. I was young and horny.

[Polyh3dron]

What did Ninja Scooter do to get banned?

His posts were too future for GAF.

[FStop7]

Under Siege was memorable because of Erika Eleniak's amazing tits and Tommy Lee Jones stealing the show with his over the top character.

[FStop7]

That small town redneck rapist high school jock thread is going to go big places, I can feel it.

[Shadow Mod]

That small town redneck rapist high school jock thread is going to go big places, I can feel it.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=45989971&postcount=112

[FStop7]

And when I said "I can feel it" I was referring to the unwanted finger in my butt.

[Steve Contra]

That small town redneck rapist high school jock thread is going to go big places, I can feel it.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=45989971&postcount=112

"Rape? I don't think so, someone just put a finger in your ass"

[Great Rumbler]

Die Hard is and always be the GOAT action movie.

I will take the Rambo series under consideration, same goes far The first two Terminators. But anybody who mentions anything to do with Seagal can fuck right off. Machete was great in spite of his inclusion, and that movie is only good for one viewing.

Not saying it's better, but Predator's definitely gotta be in the mix.

[king of the internet]

Die Hard is and always be the GOAT action movie.

I will take the Rambo series under consideration, same goes far The first two Terminators. But anybody who mentions anything to do with Seagal can fuck right off. Machete was great in spite of his inclusion, and that movie is only good for one viewing.

Not saying it's better, but Predator's definitely gotta be in the mix.

I will say it's better. Predator is the greatest film ever made, it's not even up for debate.

[Mr. Gundam]

That small town redneck rapist high school jock thread is going to go big places, I can feel it.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=45989971&postcount=112

So women can't rape people, then.

[Don Flamenco]

Get ready to put the "psychoanalysis" back in the Official Psychoanalysis GAF thread!

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=506506

[Shadow Mod]

That small town redneck rapist high school jock thread is going to go big places, I can feel it.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=45989971&postcount=112

So women can't rape people, then.

Just forcibly insert something other than a dick. It's not rape.

[FStop7]

Get ready to put the "psychoanalysis" back in the Official Psychoanalysis GAF thread!

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=506506

Insert appropriate animated gif here.

I hope I never start dreaming about NeoGAF. 

Also, http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=506508

Glad to see book burning has found a way to survive in the digital age.

[Shadow Mod]

Sanky and his gf's feminism, ugh. Any woman who wants to look good is obviously a dumbass oppressing herself.

[StealthFan]

Did Manos never come here?

[Broseidon]

Sanky and his gf's feminism, ugh. Any woman who wants to look good is obviously a dumbass oppressing herself.

Maybe they're Muslim

[Shadow Mod]

For all the talk GAF has about rape they still don't know rape is a form of sexual assault.

[Broseidon]

BruiserBear must be one of the best threadshitters on GAF. I wish someone would perma his dumb ass.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Sanky and his gf's feminism, ugh. Any woman who wants to look good is obviously a dumbass oppressing herself.

Look at the monster you created on GAF.

[Shadow Mod]

Sanky and his gf's feminism, ugh. Any woman who wants to look good is obviously a dumbass oppressing herself.

Look at the monster you created on GAF.

Did I do that one? I've always been a proponent of choice and not necessarily labeling anything as objectifying without inspecting it. I mean I watch porn ffs.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Sanky and his gf's feminism, ugh. Any woman who wants to look good is obviously a dumbass oppressing herself.

Look at the monster you created on GAF.

Did I do that one? I've always been a proponent of choice and not necessarily labeling anything as objectifying without inspecting it. I mean I watch porn ffs.

Not that one specifically, I mean bringing issues like women's rights and opinions to the forefront of people who barely interact with them in general.

[Shadow Mod]

Not that one specifically, I mean bringing issues like women's rights and opinions to the forefront of people who barely interact with them in general.

Fair enough

[Broseidon]

IIRC Tarazet identifies as a dragon. Or something, I forget.

[Mr. Gundam]

Why dragons? How come people don't identify as really being a skink or turtle or something?

[Mr. Gundam]

It's like how everyone was someone famous in a past life. No one was a farmhand or cleaned up after the king's shit.

[Joe Molotov]

Is it better/worse to want to have sex with a real animal (pony) or any animal that doesn't actually exist (dragon)? I dunno, man.

[Mr. Gundam]

Dragons fucking cars is pretty cool, though.

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Yes, this is a thing.

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[Cerveza mas fina]

Wario 64 got banned?

[Cascade]

Wario 64 got banned?

It was for essentially saying: Is this thread necessary? in one of Derrick's moaning threads.

[pilonv1]

Yeah the LTTP Hitman Absolution, for saying the game has been out 43 days

[Cerveza mas fina]

Really? Jesus.

That's so stupid cause he said the truth. It's not even backseat modding if it's that obvious.

If someone posts a cock pic and you say that they might get banned for that thats not backseat modding.

[etiolate]

the anti thread whining policy has lead to an increase in dumb threads

WHO WOULDA THOUGHT

[Momo]

Wario is the last person on earth that should be calling anyone out for making useless threads

[Vertigo]

Was just reading that thread. Derrick is one of the biggest assholes on Gaf not sure why people couldn't resist the urge to post. Derrick loves the attention. They should have let his thread sink off the front page.

From the looks of things and seeing how he agreed with Derricks POV Y2Kev looks like he did all the bans in that thread.

I know that 'why is this thread open?' style posts are bannable but I hope in future when other people do LTTP threads for games not even more than two months old the mods leave them open.

[Tasty]

Yeah the LTTP Hitman Absolution, for saying the game has been out 43 days

I don't like this meta commentary rule. Going to suck all the fun out of the boards, and for what?

[DCharlieJP]

Yeah the LTTP Hitman Absolution, for saying the game has been out 43 days

I don't like this meta commentary rule. Going to suck all the fun out of the boards, and for what?

I'm at a loss - people will start shitthreading rather than thread whining.

I honestly don't get the LTTP/MY THOUGHTS on <game> threads - i'm sure the related threads are big enough for everyones thoughts.

[Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=45819024

can someone sit me down and explain why nerds are so hung up on gender roles? between this and that "touching story" of how some dipshit dad hacked Zelda to use gender-neutral language I am simply confused.

[Momo]

They should have let his thread sink off the front page.

This right here, people need to realize if someone is posting shit they should just ignore it.

[Momo]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=45819024

can someone sit me down and explain why nerds are so hung up on gender roles? between this and that "touching story" of how some dipshit dad hacked Zelda to use gender-neutral language I am simply confused.

It's been a hot topic especially in the last 2 years or so, GAF and most big message boards are just a reflection of that.

[king of the internet]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=45819024

can someone sit me down and explain why nerds are so hung up on gender roles? between this and that "touching story" of how some dipshit dad hacked Zelda to use gender-neutral language I am simply confused.

the whole real pic thing puts an amusing twist on posts like that

[bud]

devo, if you're reading this, it was just a joke. i thought it was pretty harmless, but eh.

[king of the internet]

devo, if you're reading this, it was just a joke. i thought it was pretty harmless, but eh.

This one, on the other hand...

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=46012032&postcount=116

[Joe Molotov]

Now someone just needs to put Devo's face on a $100 bill and jizz on it then post it to close out that thread.