The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread

[StealthFan]

There are special fellow-bearers crying about his ban in that very thread.

As for OPA: http://opa-ages.com/forums/topic/66043-whatsup-guys/

[king of the internet]

He'll just get unbanned. Thats the way it works.

is it? when did you get unbanned?

[StealthFan]

OA is such a cesspit. They're in the middle of ruining Xaro's life. They're doing shit like this constantly, most recently with Tyrone. Freaks.

[Rahxephon91]

He'll just get unbanned. Thats the way it works.

is it? when did you get unbanned?

People like Eggman or at least find his shtick entertaining.

[Shadow Mod]

OA is such a cesspit. They're in the middle of ruining Xaro's life. They're doing shit like this constantly, most recently with Tyrone. Freaks.

How?

[StealthFan]

found pics of his beast gf

[Atramental]

http://opa-ages.com/forums/topic/66040-this-is-xaro-thread-of-the-year/

 

[Momo]

Who's Xaro?

[Shadow Mod]

What was done to Tyrone?

[FStop7]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=507037

this is gonna be good with no nuance what so ever

Someone should start a counter thread asking about what's up with British TV culture (Jammy Saville, etc)

[Atramental]

Who's Xaro?

He was a fairly frequent poster on OA.

Seemed to get a lot of shit for "talking big"/bragging and having some contrary opinions.

What was done to Tyrone?

I don't know what was specifically done to Tyrone but I'm guessing that his personal life and his OA life collided.

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=507037

this is gonna be good with no nuance what so ever

Someone should start a counter thread asking about what's up with British TV culture (Jammy Saville, etc)

Seriously.

Rich and powerful people hide disturbing shit behind things that the general public rallies around. News at eleven.

[brawndolicious]

Guy walks into people watching Karate Kid.

"IT'S FAKE"

Walks out of room.

Hold on now, this is important: Was the Karate Kid even a good movie?

I was like 6 or 8 or something when I saw it and I think it was just a really cheesy action movie or whatever.

[Van Cruncheon]

I've started reading every etiolate post in Shane Vendrell's voice, and it's weird as hell.

that works well, given that i read every himuchan post in c.c. pounder's voice

[Cerveza mas fina]

Here being tits right?

 

[Cerveza mas fina]

Crunchy, whats your opinion on next gen console power? As per this thread. Am i waaay off in my assumptions?


http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=507005&page=1

[Himu]

I've started reading every etiolate post in Shane Vendrell's voice, and it's weird as hell.

that works well, given that i read every himuchan post in c.c. pounder's voice

Jesus Christ, I fucking wish.

[StealthFan]

DAT screeners. Oh lawd.

[Don Flamenco]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=507037

this is gonna be good with no nuance what so ever

Someone should start a counter thread asking about what's up with British TV culture (Jammy Saville, etc)

bad things only happen in the land of the free.  europe is the bastion of liberality and human kindness.

[demi]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/member.php?u=96386

LOL

For those who cant view member profiles:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=46148304&postcount=14

Was he banned for this username? lmao

[Joe Molotov]

I wonder who's alt that was?

[tiesto]

Some jewish name.

You can be a black jewish trans.

Kabouter: so what else goes into the media cabinet nowadays? 

Rebekah. It's a Hebrew/Biblical name and it kinda sounds like a black name. I had an ex with the name, she was a bible thumper (hence the reason for her name) and all my friends thought she was African when I told them her name

[hampster]

Hold on now, this is important: Was the Karate Kid even a good movie?

I was like 6 or 8 or something when I saw it and I think it was just a really cheesy action movie or whatever.

The new one with Will Smith's kid was better

[Shaka Khan]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/member.php?u=96386

LOL

For those who cant view member profiles:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=46148304&postcount=14

Was he banned for this username? lmao

That wasn't his original name, it was changed after he was banned. Which makes this admission from a certain mod even funnier.

[Great Rumbler]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/member.php?u=96386

LOL

For those who cant view member profiles:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=46148304&postcount=14

Was he banned for this username? lmao

That wasn't his original name, it was changed after he was banned. Which makes this admission from a certain mod even funnier.

Typical mod moron

[Momo]

demi, you should rent Bork out to GAF for $60 per hour

[Cerveza mas fina]

I think I will go in the business of selling GAF accounts or something.

There must be some despo people that would pay money for an alt.

[Don Flamenco]

I think I will go in the business of selling GAF accounts or something.

There must be some despo people that would pay money for an alt.

hijack popular accounts and sell them to people who want gaf popularity

[Cerveza mas fina]

We should put some fake auction up for some semi famous GAF account just to see the interest (or would a fake auction be a crime?).

[Cerveza mas fina]

how would you promote the sale though?

[Shaka Khan]

I actually think its a viable idea. Maybe someone can get in touch with Evilore to facilitate this and promise him a cut. I don't think he'd turn down an extra source of revenue, everyone needs pocket change.

[Shaka Khan]

how would you promote the sale though?

GAF ads lol.

[Cerveza mas fina]

An account like yours Shaka should fetch something IMHO.

Even a clean slate account would bring in some dough, enough banned idiots out there.

how would you promote the sale though?

GAF ads lol.

Hahha perfect 

[Cerveza mas fina]

Setup some lame ass website with email adresses, make 100 accounts, sell, profit.

[Great Rumbler]

GAF definitely needs a page for personal ads:

"Troll looking for work, will post up to 50 posts a day."

"Anybody have a used Wii U? I'm looking for a used Wii U."

"LOLOLOLOLLOLLLOOLOLLO SONY SUCKS AMIRITE?"

"My dignity: whatever you're willing to pay for it. I've already given up."

[ToxicAdam]

Don't they let just about anyone re-register on GAF now? Plus the wait times to get validated seem shorter than ever.

Seems like selling GAF accounts would have been more viable in 07-08 before Evillore let open the floodgates.

[Cerveza mas fina]

Sure everyone gets approved but you still need a non free email adress.

For a lot of people this is a problem.

[ToxicAdam]

FWIW I tried to sell mine on OA for 50 dollars 5 years ago, but had no takers. Although that place is mostly dirty poors.

heck, when I gave away my alt account around the same time I only had one person interested.

[Steve Youngblood]

I actually think its a viable idea. Maybe someone can get in touch with Evilore to facilitate this and promise him a cut. I don't think he'd turn down an extra source of revenue, everyone needs pocket change.

I like the theoretical idea of being able to not only make some quick cash, but also to validate the worth of so much wasted time. "Selling this esteemed Steve Youngblood account aught to fetch a pretty penny. I'll pay off my credit card debt!" Alas, the allure of this idea would probably disappear completely when I realize that it's fetching nothing at auction because -- despite what my mom told me -- I'm not very popular, and I've thus wasted my life.

[Cerveza mas fina]

If you price the accounts low enough people will buy them.

Shit people spend money to buy gold in iphone games, you think some trolls won't pay 5 bucks to post a giant dick in some thread?

[Cerveza mas fina]

Dunno, on second thought I think famous accounts would only sell to the mentally unstable (enough of those there) that wouldnt mind assuming someone elses personality.

Borys in it's hey day would have been an easy sell.

[Steve Youngblood]

:'(

Maybe some nostalgia PC cigarillo would pay $10 for it at least.

Does it get unbanned when I purchase it? Because, as is, I don't know if I would really feel like donating some money to you just so that I can log in and read your ban message.

[Momo]

Someone actually once approached me with an offer of $200 to buy my mod account at some-anime-forum. The guy was doomed to be banned from the get go so i toyed with him a bit and discovered he wanted my account to fuck with another member he always had issues with and to read what the mods posted about him in the mod only forums.

Fun times.

[Cerveza mas fina]

Well we can't sell mod accounts.

But maybe we can talk Kabouter/Hyoushi/Evilore in renting out mod accounts for 50 bucks a day. You can do 10 banning per day max.

[Momo]

Well we could always write a bot to create neogaf accounts, then sell them at 99c each. If you cant sell value sell volume.

[Sman]

What was done to Tyrone?

OA found his Twitter account. Clearly the lowest of the lows

He then ran away to GAF  ... to be banned.   

[Cascade]

What was done to Tyrone?

OA found his Twitter account. Clearly the lowest of the lows

He then ran away to GAF  ... to be banned.   

He still posts on Beyond3D under the username: Rangers.

[Don Flamenco]

If you price the accounts low enough people will buy them.

Shit people spend money to buy gold in iphone games, you think some trolls won't pay 5 bucks to post a giant dick in some thread?

oh man, when you put it like that, it seems like a good deal.

the account suicides I catch are usually lame. 

[Rahxephon91]

Yeah they will ban you if they realize that you are a banned member. Why they care I don't know.

[Mr. Gundam]

Yeah they will ban you if they realize that you are a banned member. Why they care I don't know.

What's the point of banning people if they can just come back under a different name? Doesn't really drive home the importance of learning how to behave and follow the rules.

[Steve Youngblood]

Yeah they will ban you if they realize that you are a banned member. Why they care I don't know.

I think there's slightly more to it than that. I think they'll ban you if they realize you're a banned member and one or more of the moderation staff doesn't particularly care for you.

[Himu]

Kev, Kabouter, Aeana;etc. already know I have an alt.

Don't give a shit.

Just waiting for that membership confirmation.

[Shaka Khan]

It's not an actual alt until it's approved...

[Himu]

*shrugs*

Typical Neogaf Poster was approved. I don't think they give a shit.

[Shaka Khan]

I mean you can't boast about all those people being fully aware you're posting under an alt and not giving a shit until you're actually posting.

[Himu]

True!

[Tasty]

Why go out like that if you were going to crawl back to GAF anyways. SMH Himu.

[Himu]

Why go out like that if you were going to crawl back to GAF anyways. SMH Himu.

Sometimes you just want to comment because the people are so stupid. That's just really it. The community is pretty dead due to recent rules, but it's still a good source for game news.

[StealthFan]

How many paid emails do you feggits have? How much do they cost? I asked for a ban, I am sure I could ask for an unban. How do I contact these taco mods.

[headwalk]

Some of the time, I guess. I had been pretty great for the last year, a real asset to the PoliGAF and Breaking Bad threads. Fucking duckroll.

it was more of a milton from office space kinda situation.