The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread

[Snuflupagulus]

Boogie, do you know any RCMP jiujitsu you could use on this turd acerac?

"Educational discourse." Fuck anything that attempts to normalize paedophelia.

[Himu]

Holy shit at Zyrusticae.

Pretty brave of him to just admit to that, although I'm sure he's been good about maintaining his anonymity. It's my sincerest hope that he is able to control his desires for the rest of his life.

A friend from college admitted to me that he was a pedophile. He said his wife knows and doesn't mind and they control it by watching animu (which she likes as well) and buying dolls.

Pretty weird but better than the alternative.

[Boogie]

Boogie, do you know any RCMP jiujitsu you could use on this turd acerac?

"Educational discourse." Fuck anything that attempts to normalize paedophelia.

Now now, if just being a self-righteous ass on the Internet was a crime, I would have had to turn myself in a long time ago.

[Snuflupagulus]

 

[Himu]

Boogie

[Boogie]

Holy shit at Zyrusticae.

Pretty brave of him to just admit to that, although I'm sure he's been good about maintaining his anonymity.

Yeah, I doubt that.

[benjipwns]

I'm shocked to find out what empty vessel's solution to this problem is.

Are you saying you wouldn't have sex with my child... because he is ugly?!

This was great.

[Shadow Mod]

And now he won't click cuz my kid might be ugly... I am going down a rabbit hole here.

I say just keep posting to keep him posting.

[thisismyusername]

Pretty brave of him to just admit to that, although I'm sure he's been good about maintaining his anonymity.

Not online, that's damn sure. Boogie has dug up some links to nailing him in real-life, if I remember right.

That said he needs to get help, badly. I'm thinking this is a cry for help.

[Shadow Mod]

Is it really brave if it seems as if he likes the attention it's brought him?

[nudemacusers]

And now he won't click cuz my kid might be ugly... I am going down a rabbit hole here.

I say just keep posting to keep him posting.

I have to space them out. For my own sake.

And big props to kharvey for rambling on unaffected by the holocaust going on around him.

[benjipwns]

Is it really brave if it seems as if he likes the attention it's brought him?

"incredibly brave" apparently

[Boogie]

I'm shocked to find out what empty vessel's solution to this problem is.

Lol, ya, I rolled my eyes at that too.

Man, everything comes back to Marxist theory with that dude.

[Steve Youngblood]

Is it really brave if it seems as if he likes the attention it's brought him?

Just as an aside, are you taking a voluntary break from posting on GAF?

[Boogie]

And now he won't click cuz my kid might be ugly... I am going down a rabbit hole here.

I say just keep posting to keep him posting.

I have to space them out. For my own sake.

And big props to kharvey for rambling on unaffected by the holocaust going on around him.

[Shadow Mod]

Is it really brave if it seems as if he likes the attention it's brought him?

Just as an aside, are you taking a voluntary break from posting on GAF?

Yes. Although I should probably stop lurking too.

The people who want everyone tested are probably the same people who think it was cool that people could shove elderly folks and "hysterical wives" into asylums without their permission.

[Atramental]

I need to block GAF again with my web blocker.

The world turns into a dark place whenever I go back there. 

[nudemacusers]

And now he won't click cuz my kid might be ugly... I am going down a rabbit hole here.

I say just keep posting to keep him posting.

I have to space them out. For my own sake.

And big props to kharvey for rambling on unaffected by the holocaust going on around him.

I don't see what's so funny, he's being incredibly brave.

[FStop7]

What is billiechu going to do now that she has been out-attentioned by pedobear?

[nudemacusers]

What is billiechu going to do now that she has been out-attentioned by pedobear?

She's ok with loli so there's something

[etiolate]

maybe macuser's kid is cute, just not go-to-jail-for cute

[nudemacusers]

maybe macuser's kid is cute, just not go-to-jail-for cute

Take that back right now 

[thewesker]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=46522672&postcount=44

 

For people who don't get the reference:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=505922

Two weeks for that shit. It was worth it.

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=46522672&postcount=44

 

For people who don't get the reference:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=505922

Two weeks for that shit. It was worth it.

A good burn indeed

[brawndolicious]

I was pretty curious/worried what kept that pedophilia thread going. That one dude who outed himself is probably just feeling really desperate. He must know how scared everybody is by a random, anonymous pedophile who is right now on the internet.

Oh and Boogie, if you've tracked the guy down to Houston then maybe you should talk to Evilore. I'm pretty sure he lives in that area so he can work with local law enforcement to do an IP trace and presumably search his house and computer for a porn stash.

[Momo]

Tsuna(yoshi) Sawada is such a weird name. Too close to Tuna Salada to have a comfortable youth.

/ignores whatever the topic is

[Shadow Mod]

NeoGAF: Liberal Pedo Honeypot

Was inevitable thanks to that Victorious thread.

[parallax]

Tsuna(yoshi) Sawada is such a weird name. Too close to Tuna Salada to have a comfortable youth.

/ignores whatever the topic is

The tuna thing is referenced on the sign outside his door

[Momo]

Tsuna(yoshi) Sawada is such a weird name. Too close to Tuna Salada to have a comfortable youth.

/ignores whatever the topic is

The tuna thing is referenced on the sign outside his door

I just recently started reading it again, I stopped reading Tuna-kun after Superbi's ()  manly fight in the future arc, figured it couldnt top that. So far I'm right.

[parallax]

Tsuna(yoshi) Sawada is such a weird name. Too close to Tuna Salada to have a comfortable youth.

/ignores whatever the topic is

The tuna thing is referenced on the sign outside his door

I just recently started reading it again, I stopped reading Tuna-kun after Superbi's ()  manly fight in the future arc, figured it couldnt top that. So far I'm right.

You might as well just drop out. It goes nowhere.

[Himu]

A friend from college admitted to me that he was a pedophile. He said his wife knows and doesn't mind and they control it by watching animu (which she likes as well) and buying dolls.

Pretty weird but better than the alternative.

Do they have kids?

Nope been married since 2008 and I don't think they want any.

He's lucky in that he's attracted to adult women as well. So he can keep it in check.

[Vertigo]

A friend from college admitted to me that he was a pedophile. He said his wife knows and doesn't mind and they control it by watching animu (which she likes as well) and buying dolls.

Pretty weird but better than the alternative.

Do they have kids?

Nope been married since 2008 and I don't think they want any.

He's lucky in that he's attracted to adult women as well. So he can keep it in check.

Or his just saying his 'into' adult women...

[Momo]

Tsuna(yoshi) Sawada is such a weird name. Too close to Tuna Salada to have a comfortable youth.

/ignores whatever the topic is

The tuna thing is referenced on the sign outside his door

I just recently started reading it again, I stopped reading Tuna-kun after Superbi's ()  manly fight in the future arc, figured it couldnt top that. So far I'm right.

You might as well just drop out. It goes nowhere.

Figures. It serves me right for trying to give shonen another shot.

[Himu]

A friend from college admitted to me that he was a pedophile. He said his wife knows and doesn't mind and they control it by watching animu (which she likes as well) and buying dolls.

Pretty weird but better than the alternative.

Do they have kids?

Nope been married since 2008 and I don't think they want any.

He's lucky in that he's attracted to adult women as well. So he can keep it in check.

Or his just saying his 'into' adult women...

He's happily married to an adult woman maybe you're wrong on that, I think you are, but nice judgement!

[Vertigo]

Interesting questions.

I have outlets. Comics and games from Japan most prominently (they have some of the weirdest shit coming out of that country, lemme tell ya...). There's also lots of written stuff out there, some of it surprisingly competent.

I don't have an attraction every kid I see - much like any adult, there are certain qualities that I find more desirable (some of which are completely unrealistic, which is another thing that keeps the desires in check).

The odd thing about 'age' is that I'm not really attracted to a certain age group as much as I am attracted to a certain look. Adult women, for example, can serve in a pinch provided they are flat-chested, possess neotenous features, are relatively short, are clean-shaven, and have a cute voice. (Amusingly enough, these particular features are enough to qualify a pornographic work as "simulated child pornography" which is also illegal in some parts of the world.)

In fact, I don't actually enjoy the personality traits of most children, whom I frequently find to be insufferable. You could say I'm attracted to the bodies of children, but prefer the attitude and behavior of adults... again, completely unrealistic and a factor in why I'm not imprisoned.

One of the creepiest fucking posts I've ever seen on Gaf.  I don't get why he even 'outed' himself.

Surely he understands the real world consequences of this? He may not go 'through' with his desires or so he says, but his all but admitted that his been collecting stuff whether that's all animated or actual CP it's still fucking dumb.

Found it amusing that his description of his accepted adult woman 'look' seems to line up with most of Gafs obsession with really skinny women with boyish figures and no tits or ass. 

His recent post history doesn't even hint at this. I did come across one post that is rather funny in this light though

I have a preference for Japanese/Korean art because it tends to be much more idealized and technically competent.

Western art, in my experience, is absolutely chock full of weird exaggeration and stylization that just doesn't sit right with me. Skullgirls is a big example of this. And if it isn't stylized, like most of our modern man-shooters, it just ends up being incredibly bland and boring. It also doesn't help that western depictions of female characters tend to be horrible relative to Japanese characters, particularly when it comes to character variety (how many women with the exact same idealized face, with the exact same idealized figure, do we really need?).

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=508707

 

[archnemesis]

I could see it being banned in Europe. America will do what the corporations tell it to do.

[MCD]

This Zyrusticae dude is probably into demon loli in animu who are 1000 years old SO IT'S TOTALLY OK!

[StealthFan]

Jesus Christ pedos. Not gonna lie there are some developed 14-15 year old bitches that could get it but I don't try and bone them nor do I jack off to their pics. They just look older for their age and all DONT JUDGE ME.

Prepubescents? UGH. Why isn't that taco banned? GAF could be investigated if a link to his post was given to a watchdog employee.

[pilonv1]

It's theoretically banned in Australia but it still exists.

[Vertigo]

I was just reading that Durango thread on Gaf and noticed that deanos guy. Is he a KevinCow alt account? I see they both have the same avatar. I also see that KevinCow was permabanned on Dec 7th 2012 and Deanos had his account approved on Dec 13th 2012.

If it is him lets hope he behaves himself this time.

[Momo]

I doubt it's the same guy. The avatar is cropped differently .. if you are just going to use your old ava you surely wouldnt just crop it differently and go "ayuck that will foolem"

[thisismyusername]

I doubt it's the same guy. The avatar is cropped differently .. if you are just going to use your old ava you surely wouldnt just crop it differently and go "ayuck that will foolem"

I wouldn't put it past KevinCow.

[Tasty]

Doesn't seem like the same writing style at all.  The avatar caught my attention, too, given he was the Segata Slayer and all.

[Joe Molotov]

Someone needs to go nuclear on the fucking pedo thread. "Let's have a rational discussion about kiddie diddling, for educational purposes, to show how open minded we are" wtf, man. Unless everyone's just sitting back and seeing how far these people are willing to incriminate themselves.

[FStop7]

Forum reactions to Wednesday's Penny Arcade comic.

So am I required to believe that posers don't exist, or that none of them are female, or that noticing that someone is a poser is a thought crime if they're also female, or what? What's the orthodoxy here? I'm certainly not giving up the ability to judge whether people are geeks or not. It's all that's keeping me from asking some hairy biker or eighty-year old man what their favorite anime is.

So here's a serious question: what are some healthy responses when one feels that the things or qualities they once defined themselves by are losing their "specialness" and/or exclusivity?   What are good ways for someone to start building a new identity?

Someone even posted up a fucking video you're supposed to use to help separate REAL nerds from FAKE nerds.  #!

[nudemacusers]

"So here's a serious question: what are some healthy responses when one feels that the things or qualities they once defined themselves by are losing their "specialness" and/or exclusivity?   What are good ways for someone to start building a new identity?"

protip: don't build your identity around stupid shit

[hampster]

Penny Arcade

Find a real webcomic you posers. If you read anything more mainstream then XKCD I question your nerd credentials.

[nudemacusers]

my litmus test is knowing what 'sexy losers' is. only a real antisocial dork would read that.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

I love it

[close]

[Don Flamenco]

will be useful for cross-referencing in the future:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=508713

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Forum reactions to Wednesday's Penny Arcade comic.

So am I required to believe that posers don't exist, or that none of them are female, or that noticing that someone is a poser is a thought crime if they're also female, or what? What's the orthodoxy here? I'm certainly not giving up the ability to judge whether people are geeks or not. It's all that's keeping me from asking some hairy biker or eighty-year old man what their favorite anime is.

So here's a serious question: what are some healthy responses when one feels that the things or qualities they once defined themselves by are losing their "specialness" and/or exclusivity?   What are good ways for someone to start building a new identity?

Someone even posted up a fucking video you're supposed to use to help separate REAL nerds from FAKE nerds.  #!

Who fucking gives a shit?  The Butthurt Brigade gets worked up into a lather at almost everything.

[Broseidon]

Fucking heebie jeebies.

...oh god, that thread is getting more creepy. Turning into a coming out party for diddlers.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=46538318&postcount=475

(EDIT: CAN PEOPLE PLEASE NOT QUOTE MY POST incase I feel the need to delete it later on? Thank you. )

It's like he's putting a gawdamned bulls-eye on his back, I swear.

What did the post originally say?

[Boogie]

Fucking heebie jeebies.

...oh god, that thread is getting more creepy. Turning into a coming out party for diddlers.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=46538318&postcount=475

(EDIT: CAN PEOPLE PLEASE NOT QUOTE MY POST incase I feel the need to delete it later on? Thank you. )

It's like he's putting a gawdamned bulls-eye on his back, I swear.

What did the post originally say?

Well, I had quoted his post for posterity, but it seems that my post was deleted too.

So, there you have it, folks.  GAF mods protect pedophiles.

But that's okay.  I took screencaps.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Fucking heebie jeebies.

...oh god, that thread is getting more creepy. Turning into a coming out party for diddlers.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=46538318&postcount=475

(EDIT: CAN PEOPLE PLEASE NOT QUOTE MY POST incase I feel the need to delete it later on? Thank you. )

It's like he's putting a gawdamned bulls-eye on his back, I swear.

What did the post originally say?

Well, I had quoted his post for posterity, but it seems that my post was deleted too.

So, there you have it, folks.  GAF mods protect pedophiles.

But that's okay.  I took screencaps.

Reason #28475378945789345789345 why GAF is a shithole

[Great Rumbler]

screencaps plox

[Broseidon]

At least gimme the gist of what he said. I'm curious now dammit 

[nudemacusers]

some rambling thing about how he likes 14 year old girls or something.


totally not creepy though amirite

[TakingBackSunday]

that infomercial gif thread is gold, jerry

[Joe Molotov]

Fucking heebie jeebies.

...oh god, that thread is getting more creepy. Turning into a coming out party for diddlers.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=46538318&postcount=475

(EDIT: CAN PEOPLE PLEASE NOT QUOTE MY POST incase I feel the need to delete it later on? Thank you. )

It's like he's putting a gawdamned bulls-eye on his back, I swear.

What did the post originally say?

Well, I had quoted his post for posterity, but it seems that my post was deleted too.

So, there you have it, folks.  GAF mods protect pedophiles.

But that's okay.  I took screencaps.

You still didn't answer the question. Why are you protecting pedophiles, Boogie?

[TakingBackSunday]

my counter argument: no u