The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread

[Shadow Mod]

I don't feel like finding that thread, but just reading that and AWESOME-O's response, I'm reminded of some truly brilliant suggestions I remember back during the Congressional hearings to figure out what to do about migrant workers when Colbert testified in their favor. And it went something like "why do we have people collecting unemployment when there's work right now that only illegal, undocumented workers will do? Make our freeloading parasites do that work instead!" When it was pointed out that the nearest bean fields that required the work of migrant workers might be nowhere near where our lazy parasite lived, the suggestion was that you suck it up and go where the work is.

Is what you guys are talking about anything like that?

Not even, his suggestion is to move to a different city, drop the job they have now and get a job there despite the unemployment in most other places. It's just a low wage job, those are everywhere.

[Shadow Mod]

That FutureZombie fellow is pretty entertaining.

I like how Tideas wants my living situation info. Dude can fuck right off with that.

[brawndolicious]

Lol yeah commuting from San Jose on minimum wage is ridiculous.

Of course, you will find a job before housing. Then you have to weigh the housing and transportation costs. That's how everybody does it when choosing where to love and work. I do wonder how people can make even $10/hour and work in SF.

[FStop7]

Rent control aside he seems to be clueless that big cities don't run themselves.  Does he want a situation like there is in Dubai, where labor is shipped in daily from what amount to camps?  I get this whole Eloi/Morlocks vibe from him.

[Shadow Mod]

Rent control aside he seems to be clueless that big cities don't run themselves.  Does he want a situation like there is in Dubai, where labor is shipped in daily from what amount to camps?  I get this whole Eloi/Morlocks vibe from him.

Yes he does hence my posts about the peasants and castles.

[fistfulofmetal]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=511324

good thread

[Kabouter]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=511324

good thread

Hahahah, that was great.

[Shadow Mod]

Assuming it's even a real poster aguirre sure has a thing for "her" sister.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=47224844&postcount=93

[Atramental]

Is that an anime trope? An older sister admiring her younger sister?

Seems like it would be.

edit: Actually, most of Aguirre's posts seem to be comprised of anime/manga tropes.

[Van Cruncheon]

Assuming it's even a real poster aguirre sure has a thing for "her" sister.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=47224844&postcount=93

yeah, that's a sock puppet

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I hope whoever is behind Aguirre posts the PMs it has received before the account is dropped/banned.  I bet there are so many desperately horny dudes who write a crown of sonnets to her every day.

[Robo]

Delete all of my PMs first, please. 

[Atramental]

I hope whoever is behind Aguirre posts the PMs it has received before the account is dropped/banned.  I bet there are so many desperately horny dudes who write a crown of sonnets to her every day.

Haha. That would be crazy. 

Might as well confess this then: I've been sporadically sending it PMs trying to gather information.

It still won't drop the shtick even in PMs but I've been playing along with it.

Here's some things I've been able to get from it so far:
-It's a shut-in.
-It's a virgin.
-It's "oblivious" that guys on GAF are heavily flirting with it and trying to make "her" their waifu.
-It acts like it wants to be a submissive housewife.
-It throws out a ton of compliments like they're candy.
-It has said to me in a PM that it uses GAF as an escape from its "horrible life". But it never revealed to me why it was horrible. I see this as a way for it to gain my compassion and empathy.
-Also, it told me not to tell anyone else that "she" was living a very miserable life. HA!

[brob]

you seem a little too invested atramental. it's just someone passing time joking on the socially inept. no need to put a press badge in your fedora and go all dick tracy.

[Atramental]

It shitted up my sanctuary! The funny pics thread.

I want justice, goddammit. 

[parallax]

I hope whoever is behind Aguirre posts the PMs it has received before the account is dropped/banned.  I bet there are so many desperately horny dudes who write a crown of sonnets to her every day.

Haha. That would be crazy. 

Might as well confess this then: I've been sporadically sending it PMs trying to gather information.

It still won't drop the shtick even in PMs but I've been playing along with it.

Here's some things I've been able to get from it so far:
-It's a shut-in.
-It's a virgin.
-It's "oblivious" that guys on GAF are heavily flirting with it and trying to make "her" their waifu.
-It acts like it wants to be a submissive housewife.
-It throws out a ton of compliments like they're candy.
-It has said to me in a PM that it uses GAF as an escape from its "horrible life". But it never revealed to me why it was horrible. I see this as a way for it to gain my compassion and empathy.
-Also, it told me not to tell anyone else that "she" was living a very miserable life. HA!
(Image removed from quote.)

well, now im waiting for the other shoe to drop. im almost expecting aguirre to be an oa'er

[parallax]

It shitted up my sanctuary! The funny pics thread.

I want justice, goddammit. 

i can kinda understand. having garbage ruin a thread can irrittate the the hell outta you

[Atramental]

well, now im waiting for the other shoe to drop. im almost expecting aguirre to be an oa'er

That's definitely a possibility.

Also, you guys probably shouldn't tell me your secrets. I rarely keep secrets. 

pm it dick picks

Aguirre's character probably wouldn't like that but the person who is playing as her would totally use it for some malicious end.

[Shadow Mod]

I mostly just find it odd that such a blatant troll account has moderation protection from being called out.

[Broseidon]

Atra do you like my posts in the funny pics thread?

[Shadow Mod]

I don't understand why there is a meta-community in the funny pics thread.

I always thought people just posted funny pics and moved on.

You can't ask why something is funny anymore either. So it's a keep it positive meta community. Kind of passive aggressive imo.

[Atramental]

Atra do you like my posts in the funny pics thread? (Image removed from quote.)

Some of it is hit or miss but that's to be expected. Not all of us have the same sense of humor.

I don't understand why there is a meta-community in the funny pics thread.

I always thought people just posted funny pics and moved on.

The funny pics thread is serious business.

Who said it had to be your dick Atra?

I know it doesn't have to be my dick but I want to keep my "Atramental" handle relatively dick free for certain business reasons.

[fistfulofmetal]

i feel as though atra is perpetually stuck halfway in gaf mode at all times. you can do it dude. break out of that shit.

[Atramental]

I'll be shutting off "gaf mode" pretty soon because after the 13th I'm going to be busy balancing a job, my social life (which I now have  after 3 lonely years :'(), and my school work.

[Shadow Mod]

Funny pics thread is only going to get shittier anyway. Best to break away from it.

[Shaka Khan]

"Funny pic community"

Say it out loud enough time and I promise you'll want to cut yourself.

[Shadow Mod]

"Funny pic community"

Say it out loud enough time and I promise you'll want to cut yourself.

Reverse Candyman.

[Positive Touch]

"Funny pic community"

Say it out loud enough time and I promise you'll want to cut yourself.

 

[Atramental]

I'll be shutting off "gaf mode" pretty soon because after the 13th I'm going to be busy balancing a job, my social life (which I now have  after 3 lonely years :'(), and my school work.

Congrats on the social life. Have you come to an understanding with your parents?

To a certain degree. We no longer talk about my non-religious stance.

I think why it's no longer an issue is because they're just happy that I'm getting ready to graduate from college and that I have a full time job lined up as soon as I get out of college.

[Shadow Mod]

But seriously what's wrong with valnen? This dude seems so out of touch compared to everyone.

[Shadow Mod]

But seriously what's wrong with valnen? This dude seems so out of touch compared to everyone.

Link?

It's cumulative and the post I'd link now wouldn't sound so bad but I just get this vibe from him that he's really not all there. Also his views about drugs are so childish.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=47232207&postcount=34

[Momo]

Seems like a perfectly normal post.

[Shadow Mod]

Seems like a perfectly normal post.

Like I said you gotta keep reading and then know the kinds of stuff he posts about casual weed smoking.

that hip hop thread is ridiculous. ive never argued with someone so distinguished mentally-challenged in my life. and he called me a cunt twice

Yo what. Who.

nm found it, surly, lol banned.

[Shadow Mod]

I don't even get his age bullshit. I'm older than moose but don't have extensive listening to or exposure to that music. Dude is a straight fool.

[Kabouter]

Please don't be serious.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=47242184&postcount=95

[Momo]

hahaha

[Broseidon]

But seriously what's wrong with valnen? This dude seems so out of touch compared to everyone.

How many times do I have to tell you? C'mon, son.

[FStop7]

There are a lot of crusty old dudes who can't handle opinions like 'curren$y pilot talk is a classic' doubly so if they're from the UK like that guy.

I avoid the hip hop thread because I imagine it is mostly people complaining about 2 Chainz.

[Shadow Mod]

But seriously what's wrong with valnen? This dude seems so out of touch compared to everyone.

How many times do I have to tell you? C'mon, son.

Tell me what dawg.

Also bodacious is a troll.

[Broseidon]

But seriously what's wrong with valnen? This dude seems so out of touch compared to everyone.

How many times do I have to tell you? C'mon, son.

Tell me what dawg.

Also bodacious is a troll.

It's da Aspergers, yo. Imagine he's an autistic 14 year old and his posts make a lot more sense.

[Atramental]

But seriously what's wrong with valnen? This dude seems so out of touch compared to everyone.

How many times do I have to tell you? C'mon, son.

Tell me what dawg.

Also bodacious is a troll.

It's da Aspergers, yo. Imagine he's an autistic 14 year old and his posts make a lot more sense.

Rocket Scientist gives off that same austicitic 14 year old vibe as well if you ever read some of his posts.

I remember him going into each community thread and asking why he should be appart of those communities. 

Like he was actually wanting us to sell him on the idea of why our communities were worth his time. He even did this in the Girl-GAF community thread.

He could be a troll for all I know but I'm betting he is some type of autist.   

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=47244256&postcount=835

but I REALLY need a opinion
right now and there's nobody around I could ask (other than my
mother hahah)

what.

[Atramental]

Trab is such a flirt. Jesus...

This is just another excuse for her to post her pic.

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[Shadow Mod]

Trab is such a flirt. Jesus...

This is just another excuse for her to post her pic.

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I'm fine with posting pics because that's how I rain on people's parades but that's either some trollin' or I don't even know. Gettin' aguirre vibes after that. If I'm wrong, oh well.

[brawndolicious]

All the guys hitting on her tells me they haven't been with a girl with a septum ring. It looks good but it feels like you have snot running down your nose when you kiss.

And altra, we all go to the girl-GAF thread to hear them talk about sex and periods.

[Shadow Mod]

Septum rings look bad on everyone. No one can make them look good. Sorry piercing enthusiasts.

[brawndolicious]

I don't like really any other piercings at all.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Most facial piercings look terrible.

[Atramental]

She can satellite my dick any day

Can I watch?

I'm fine with posting pics because that's how I rain on people's parades but that's either some trollin' or I don't even know. Gettin' aguirre vibes after that. If I'm wrong, oh well.

Yeah, you're not alone. I'm definitely getting some Aguirre vibes from her.

All the guys hitting on her tells me they haven't been with a girl with a septum ring. It looks good but it feels like you have snot running down your nose when you kiss.

And altra, we all go to the girl-GAF thread to hear them talk about sex and periods.

*Pssh* Men.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Yep, complete with a gaudy looking wig.  That would suck being bald and transgendered.

[brawndolicious]

Most facial piercings look terrible.

How are girls with lips rings? I could never find one after high school.

[parallax]

But seriously what's wrong with valnen? This dude seems so out of touch compared to everyone.

How many times do I have to tell you? C'mon, son.

Tell me what dawg.

Also bodacious is a troll.

It's da Aspergers, yo. Imagine he's an autistic 14 year old and his posts make a lot more sense.

Rocket Scientist gives off that same austicitic 14 year old vibe as well if you ever read some of his posts.

I remember him going into each community thread and asking why he should be appart of those communities. 

Like he was actually wanting us to sell him on the idea of why our communities were worth his time. He even did this in the Girl-GAF community thread.

He could be a troll for all I know but I'm betting he is some type of autist.

he tried that in bct too. i dont understand the logic behind that.

[Atramental]

The drunk thread is where I usually hang out at and when I gave him my spiel about how the drunk thread was a place for people who like to chill and get sloshed his response to me was "Oh, I don't drink." 

[parallax]

The drunk thread is where I usually hang out at and when I gave him my spiel about how the drunk thread was a place for people who like to chill and get sloshed his response to me was "Oh, I don't drink." 

Then....why the hell even bother. Weak trolls

[Van Cruncheon]

why the fuck are we talking about GIRLZ ON THESE INTERNETZ, feggits

bring back some REAL gafdrama

[Atramental]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=47263184&postcount=866

[benjipwns]

why the fuck are we talking about GIRLZ ON THESE INTERNETZ, feggits

bring back some REAL gafdrama

Calm down, I'm sure there will be some in the documentary: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=511493

[Steve Youngblood]

why the fuck are we talking about GIRLZ ON THESE INTERNETZ, feggits

bring back some REAL gafdrama

Calm down, I'm sure there will be some in the documentary: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=511493

I think at some point, I'd like to sit down and have a beer with Michael Pachter and try to figure out why he does this. Has being a heel in the eyes of denizens of a video game message board helped his career?

[Van Cruncheon]

it's not hard to figure out why he does this. across videogaming media, can you name ANOTHER investment analyst? exactly.

[Steve Youngblood]

it's not hard to figure out why he does this. across videogaming media, can you name ANOTHER investment analyst? exactly.

What I mean is that this schtick doesn't pay the bills as I understand it. Does his notoriety as the laughing stock of a message board aid him in commanding respect/a higher salary at Wedbush? I'm specifically questioning why he does things like this to engage NeoGAF.