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« Reply #38340 on: February 08, 2013, 04:58:06 PM »
Also Devo here's a better one (Image removed from quote.)

That's the one I was looking for thanks.

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« Last Edit: February 08, 2013, 05:07:38 PM by Martin Raperman »
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« Reply #38342 on: February 08, 2013, 05:12:36 PM »
Now I wanna click that online deaf gay dating site.
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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #38343 on: February 08, 2013, 05:54:10 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=47483565&postcount=6

Not everyone has a passion for posting every story involving a teacher fucking a student.

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« Reply #38344 on: February 08, 2013, 06:14:55 PM »
:lol at that guy Computer being like 'you really have 50 friends to invite to a birthday party? :wtf"

The other day he said dirty talk was disrespecting your girlfriend  :-\

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« Reply #38345 on: February 08, 2013, 06:16:44 PM »
:lol at that guy Computer being like 'you really have 50 friends to invite to a birthday party? :wtf"

to be fair, 50 friends is a lot unless you're counting family as well
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« Reply #38346 on: February 08, 2013, 06:26:11 PM »
i can say i have maybe 5 or 6 real friends
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« Reply #38347 on: February 08, 2013, 06:38:03 PM »
And none of those are black. Which is depression.
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« Reply #38348 on: February 08, 2013, 06:53:55 PM »
if youre 18 to 23 its pretty easy. i guess i have a lot of acquaintances who id wanna throw down with as well too

sure if you wanna throw a party with people who don't give a fuck about you. Now throwing a party like that at age 50 after a lifetime of connections and friendships?
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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #38349 on: February 08, 2013, 06:54:48 PM »
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« Reply #38350 on: February 08, 2013, 06:56:23 PM »
who gives a shit about your party size, this is a gaf debate right now fuck

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« Reply #38351 on: February 08, 2013, 07:26:10 PM »
Not sure why anyone wants to host a party when at college.  So much shit gets jacked.  Let some other sucker throw a party.
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« Reply #38352 on: February 08, 2013, 07:59:42 PM »
this thread is pathetic
Show us oh canoplytic dude.
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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #38353 on: February 08, 2013, 08:02:30 PM »
50 people for a B-day party? That is a lot of people. Don't think I'd want that many.

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« Reply #38354 on: February 08, 2013, 08:23:37 PM »
50 people in a party is normal. Birthday parties, however, should only be thrown by people who know it's your birthday without being reminded by Facebook.

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« Reply #38355 on: February 08, 2013, 08:24:59 PM »
nvm, read it wrong

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« Reply #38356 on: February 08, 2013, 08:35:38 PM »
watch every frequent gaming side spaz-pisser get defensive and reveal how intellectually stunted they really are:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=512425

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« Reply #38357 on: February 08, 2013, 09:02:32 PM »
lol at people actually humoring lopaz in the the feminist thread, one of the few people I have on ignore because he's delusional.

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« Reply #38358 on: February 08, 2013, 09:17:37 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=47489873&postcount=13
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=47489951&postcount=26

I wish these types of posts would be bannable.  It's the forum equivalent of a verbal pause.
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« Reply #38359 on: February 08, 2013, 09:53:48 PM »
:lol at that guy Computer being like 'you really have 50 friends to invite to a birthday party? :wtf"
This is the same dude who didn't understand the point of a living room television, so I pointed out that huddling in front of a computer screen with a wife/so is kinda not fun. Surprise, this is not an issue for him.
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« Reply #38360 on: February 08, 2013, 10:04:55 PM »
Acquaintance ≠ Friend
Some guy who I say "What's up?" to while walking down the hall ≠ Friend
Some chick who knows my name ≠ Friend

Hope this helps!
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« Reply #38361 on: February 08, 2013, 10:08:50 PM »
:lol at that guy Computer being like 'you really have 50 friends to invite to a birthday party? :wtf"
This is the same dude who didn't understand the point of a living room television, so I pointed out that huddling in front of a computer screen with a wife/so is kinda not fun. Surprise, this is not an issue for him.

Because your friends don't want to watch the game on your cum stained bed?

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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #38362 on: February 08, 2013, 10:41:10 PM »
Computer lives in his own world. Same with Valnen and a couple others.

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« Reply #38363 on: February 08, 2013, 11:04:21 PM »
Today I learned: sci-fi games > sci-fi film because of Mass Effect and Dead Space. Games > 100 years of science fiction films.
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« Reply #38364 on: February 08, 2013, 11:08:28 PM »
Wait what
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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #38365 on: February 08, 2013, 11:14:20 PM »
People really love Mass Effect's story and world. Fuck if I know why though.

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« Reply #38366 on: February 08, 2013, 11:20:59 PM »
Y'know what would be cool?

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Nah probably not.
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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #38367 on: February 08, 2013, 11:21:29 PM »
:rofl
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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #38368 on: February 08, 2013, 11:22:23 PM »
Now I wanna click that online deaf gay dating site.

I wasn't even sure there was a market for that...

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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #38369 on: February 08, 2013, 11:29:20 PM »
Now I wanna click that online deaf gay dating site.

I wasn't even sure there was a market for that...

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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #38370 on: February 08, 2013, 11:59:29 PM »
in the recent echelon of science fiction i would rate Mass Effect fairly high.
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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #38371 on: February 09, 2013, 12:47:51 AM »
Y'know what would be cool?

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Nah probably not.
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Turning ME into a live-action sketch show starring Bob Odenkirk and Carrie Brownstein seems like an odd choice
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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #38372 on: February 09, 2013, 01:11:13 AM »

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« Reply #38373 on: February 09, 2013, 01:18:10 AM »
what are you doing
What am I doing? What are you doing?!  :wtf

Stop bitching about us and start bitching about gaffers. Betch.

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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #38374 on: February 09, 2013, 01:24:18 AM »
ME2's final boss was the biggest "what the christ!" moment for me.

I was like... why would they do this?  :lol

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« Reply #38375 on: February 09, 2013, 02:18:32 AM »
ME2's final boss was the biggest "what the christ!" moment for me.

I was like... why would they do this?  :lol

I like reading people's attempt to make sense of it, especially on Bioware's official forums. Wonderful imaginations.

ME1 story == ME2 gameplay > all of ME3
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« Reply #38376 on: February 09, 2013, 02:28:30 AM »
nuh uh u shut up  :(

The resurrection scene during the intro bit was a bit stale though. Compared to the one in Deus Ex: HR, it's just boring.

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« Reply #38377 on: February 09, 2013, 02:30:25 AM »
stop saying that

What the hell are you talking about?

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« Reply #38378 on: February 09, 2013, 02:53:12 AM »

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« Reply #38379 on: February 09, 2013, 02:56:01 AM »

I'm struggling to understand this "only rpg with fun gameplay" thing. You guys don't play rpg's cause of their fun battle systems? I cant understand that because RPG stories are almost universally shite so why do you guys even play them? :lol


EDIT: WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN? "christ i hope some scientist manages to resurrect a stegosaur so it fucks you to death" :rofl
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« Reply #38380 on: February 09, 2013, 04:12:09 AM »
In terms of game play, ME3>2>1. At least on insanity which is the only way to have a real challenge.

ME2's final boss was the biggest "what the christ!" moment for me.

I was like... why would they do this?  :lol

They did explain in the next game the reason why it has a human form.

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« Reply #38381 on: February 09, 2013, 05:06:50 AM »
:yuck

You're an eggman alt aren't you?
The only problem with Eggman is that if Aids and Cancer adopted a downs child, and repeatedly abused it for several years, eventually driving it to suicide. That would actually be infinitely funnier than anything Eggman could hope to something something.
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Re: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread
« Reply #38382 on: February 09, 2013, 06:17:19 AM »
Mass Effect, like any Bioware game made in the last decade, is shit.
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« Reply #38383 on: February 09, 2013, 06:31:29 AM »
Give gamers something halfway decent (relative to the shit they've been making) and suddenly it's the best game ever and a great addition to X genre outside of even video games  ::)

fuck...

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« Reply #38384 on: February 09, 2013, 07:03:47 AM »
Give gamers something halfway decent (relative to the shit they've been making) and suddenly it's the best game ever and a great addition to X genre outside of even video games  ::)

fuck...

There's a subset of gamers out there that want games to be more than they really are.  It's a way to justify their hobby.  First off, nobody buys it and secondly, nobody really cares.

I mean, I used to care about the "games = art" shit then I got a job with some responsibilities, some bills to pay, and all of a sudden, I realized I no longer gave a shit.
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« Reply #38385 on: February 09, 2013, 07:37:34 AM »
Bioware has only had one great game (BG2).

I'm pretty sure they made a Satanic pact while developing it.

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« Reply #38386 on: February 09, 2013, 11:09:21 AM »
Mass Effect, like any Bioware game made in the last decade, is shit.



The first game was awesome because it set the stage for something amazing.  It established a great premise even if the game itself was more limited in scope and shorter than I was hoping - I had expected more exploration and investigation.  And of course the inventory system was horrible.

The second game brought some great environments and was longer, yet drifted too far into the shooter lane.  You could also still see the marks where the core story had been repeatedly hacked up, culminating with a horrible final boss.

The third game just sucked, end to end.

A Fallout style game set in the ME universe would be amazing, especially if Obsidian did the story.


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« Reply #38387 on: February 09, 2013, 11:38:08 AM »
ME1 was bashed when it came out for being too combat heavy and not enough RPG, which was correct.  but the bar keeps getting lowered.

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« Reply #38388 on: February 09, 2013, 12:46:46 PM »
I wish the upcoming Star Trek game wasnt based on the shit movie but some form of exploration/rpg game Star Control style.

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« Reply #38389 on: February 09, 2013, 01:14:57 PM »
There's nothing wrong with it if you separate it from Star Trek really. It's just not what I want from Star Trek.

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« Reply #38391 on: February 09, 2013, 01:28:50 PM »
I think it's definitely time for a new series either way.
This is my biggest problem with the alternate timeline. It introduces the chance than the next Trek series will not be based in the continuity I know and love.

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« Reply #38392 on: February 09, 2013, 01:31:37 PM »
Mass Effect, like any Bioware game made in the last decade, is shit.

Last decade:

2003-2013.

KotOR1 wasn't shit, dude. I could've had a better writing team but the game wasn't bad itself.

Now, Jade Empire on... yeah. I had fun with Mass Effect 1, but it was too much filler. Mass Effect 2 kinda fixed the gameplay but at the sake of a boring story that pussed out on the suicide mission.

Now I wanna click that online deaf gay dating site.

I wasn't even sure there was a market for that...

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« Reply #38393 on: February 09, 2013, 04:13:00 PM »
Give gamers something halfway decent (relative to the shit they've been making) and suddenly it's the best game ever and a great addition to X genre outside of even video games  ::)

fuck...

Aren't you a big Halo fan?

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Halo: Combat Evolved is one of my favorite games of all time, but still.
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2 was still pretty good.
3 was an alright story but the multiplayer was eh.
ODST I consider overrated by many.
Reach is a POS when it comes to multi.
I don't want to talk about 4.

And none of them add anything to the Sci Fi genre.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=512517

How is this dude still making threads.
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« Reply #38394 on: February 09, 2013, 04:45:25 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=47511405&postcount=12

Heh. "Grow up."

Me tolerating your apparent love for people getting penetrated by dogs and horses isn't even in the realm of maturity, you little shit.

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Also.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=47511362&postcount=7
Quote from: Aguirre
another one im ashamed to admit is where men cum on anime figurines. they then take up close, high definition photos as the.. well you know. O.O theres a whole subreddit dedicated to it!!

This is pretty solid proof that Aguirre is a joke character.
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« Reply #38395 on: February 09, 2013, 05:03:48 PM »
Yeah I have yet to run into anyone who gets off on that other than the person doing it.

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« Reply #38396 on: February 09, 2013, 05:08:02 PM »
Both are trolls.  To be fair though, GAF is ripe for trolling due to its hypersensitive hugbox nature.  How could you not troll?
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« Reply #38397 on: February 09, 2013, 05:10:08 PM »
Both are trolls.  To be fair though, GAF is ripe for trolling due to its hypersensitive hugbox nature.  How could you not troll?

Well what's weird is that some trolls get banned and some are practically mod sanctioned.

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« Reply #38398 on: February 09, 2013, 05:13:58 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=47511405&postcount=12

Heh. "Grow up."

Me tolerating your apparent love for people getting penetrated by dogs and horses isn't even in the realm of maturity, you little shit.

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=47511362&postcount=7
Quote from: Aguirre
another one im ashamed to admit is where men cum on anime figurines. they then take up close, high definition photos as the.. well you know. O.O theres a whole subreddit dedicated to it!!

This is pretty solid proof that Aguirre is a joke character.

fucking hell at both of them.

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