Author Topic: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime (Read 57556 times)

Trent Dole · « **Reply #120 on:** July 30, 2011, 11:37:46 PM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on July 26, 2011, 07:31:28 PM

CM punk is listed as 6'1 220lbs but he doesn't look that big in the video.

They always exaggerate height and weight stats.

iconoclast · « **Reply #121 on:** September 06, 2011, 03:02:10 AM »

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

DOUBLE DOUBLE E

iconoclast · « **Reply #122 on:** December 19, 2011, 04:40:35 AM »

Who'd a thunk

Momo · « **Reply #123 on:** December 19, 2011, 05:12:02 AM »

ice frog

Momo · « **Reply #124 on:** December 19, 2011, 06:00:25 AM »

Im actually watching the TLC right now, the Ryder match is on .. spoilers above

Momo · « **Reply #125 on:** December 19, 2011, 06:42:28 AM »

omg. lmfao at Daniel Brian

iconoclast · « **Reply #126 on:** December 19, 2011, 07:21:36 AM »

I missed most of TLC, but what I saw wasn't that good. The Cody/Booker and Sheamus/Swagger matches were average, Nash/HHH was boring, the TLC match was decent (Ricardo took an amazing bump), and I didn't watch Show/Henry because why would I want to see that. And to be honest, I don't like seeing Bryan cash in and get a cheap win either, because he still needs to be built into a legit main eventer. Especially since he's a face, he cashed in on a face, and in the past he talked about people cashing in and getting meaningless wins, so he doesn't look very strong right now imo. So I can only see this working out if it's leading into a heel turn.

But who cares, my boy D-Bryan is the world champ. My fave five are being prominently featured right now.

edit: BTW, I didn't want to bump this when it came out, but the Shawn/Bret DVD is great. It's nice to see the two greatest of all time on good terms with one another for once.

Momo · « **Reply #127 on:** December 19, 2011, 07:27:52 AM »

They need to make D-Bryan into a Dean Malenko/Chris Benoit type character imo.

iconoclast · « **Reply #128 on:** December 19, 2011, 07:44:43 AM »

Quote from: Count Drugula The Satanic on December 19, 2011, 07:37:09 AM

Why is this Bryan kid so popular among the IWC?

He's the best technical wrestler in the world. He's had a ton of great matches in ROH, and several in the WWE too (his match with Ziggler is probably his best so far I think). He's not bad on the mic either, I don't know how he got that stigma after he joined the WWE. I guess people automatically assume that great wrestlers can't talk, since there aren't many examples of them.

iconoclast · « **Reply #129 on:** December 19, 2011, 07:59:51 AM »

Couldn't find this on youtube, but here's his Bragging Rights match with Ziggler: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xkq2ah_daniel-bryan-vs-dolph-ziggler-wwe-bragging-rights-2010_sport

Both of them are so good.

Momo · « **Reply #130 on:** December 19, 2011, 10:57:13 AM »

Daniel Bryan fought an excellent (dark) match against one of the FCW guys traveling with the WWE last week i think it was. So I heard, didnt watch the match myself (lol obv)

iconoclast · « **Reply #131 on:** December 21, 2011, 04:03:24 AM »

I don't think the current product could be much better than this. Every single champion is actually talented and entertaining to watch. This is nearly unpossible.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #132 on:** December 21, 2011, 04:08:30 AM »

Wait, there's a wrestling thread on evilbore?

Momo · « **Reply #133 on:** December 21, 2011, 04:09:06 AM »

Tell me more about Beth Phoenix

Trent Dole · « **Reply #134 on:** December 21, 2011, 05:26:05 AM »

Quote from: Momo on December 21, 2011, 04:09:06 AM

Tell me more about Beth Phoenix

Roll-ups are like kryptonite to her. She gets beaten by women half her size via them a lot. But she is fucking fantastic in ring, as is her current posse bud Natalya (Neidhart, as in Jim The Anvil's daughter). Wish they'd have her and Nattie have opposing face/heel alignments so there could be an actual good diva's match but alas. Women's WWE is just in a holding pattern until Kharma (Awesome Kong) returns from being preggers anyway. And yeah, all of those champions are fuck awesome.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #135 on:** December 21, 2011, 05:40:54 AM »

and people doubted CM Punk when he said change was coming.

Momo · « **Reply #136 on:** December 21, 2011, 08:01:53 AM »

Quote from: Trent Dole on December 21, 2011, 05:26:05 AM

Kharma (Awesome Kong) returns from being preggers

What a brave man

bork · « **Reply #137 on:** December 21, 2011, 08:17:20 AM »

Quote from: Green Man on December 19, 2011, 07:35:49 AM

D. Brine did cash in early because of Mark's injury. He'll lose it before WM, probably at rumble. Then he'll win it back clean from Orton at WM.

LOL. Bryan will be lucky if he's in the U.S. title picture at that point.

Quote from: Count Drugula The Satanic on December 19, 2011, 07:47:21 AM

Are any of his matches on youtube?

He went by "'American Dragon' Bryan Danielson" before joining the 'E. Would try that first.

Speaking of which...

Quote from: iconoclast on December 21, 2011, 04:03:24 AM

I don't think the current product could be much better than this. Every single champion is actually talented and entertaining to watch. This is nearly unpossible.

Too bad it's still boring and bland as shit. Nice to have a PPV with Cena getting the night off at least.

Mandark · « **Reply #138 on:** December 21, 2011, 02:43:57 PM »

Didn't realize that guy used to be American Dragon. Stopped following wrassling about the time AD started making indy waves.

Is Jamie Noble still around?

bork · « **Reply #139 on:** December 21, 2011, 03:14:54 PM »

Jamie Noble retired last year, but is/was doing backstage stuff in WWE.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #140 on:** December 21, 2011, 09:27:15 PM »

i might start watching wrestling again. damn you cm punk!!

Trent Dole · « **Reply #141 on:** December 22, 2011, 02:42:00 AM »

Be warned that the commentary is nigh unbearable.

bork · « **Reply #142 on:** December 22, 2011, 12:12:39 PM »

Quote from: Trent Dole on December 22, 2011, 02:42:00 AM

Be warned that the commentary is nigh unbearable.

Cole

King $:-\$
Booker

Momo · « **Reply #143 on:** December 22, 2011, 01:29:24 PM »

booker is highly entertaining

E-DuB · « **Reply #144 on:** December 23, 2011, 02:46:46 AM »

Quote from: lyte edge on December 22, 2011, 12:12:39 PM

Quote from: Trent Dole on December 22, 2011, 02:42:00 AM
Be warned that the commentary is nigh unbearable.

Cole
King $:-\$
Booker

That's probably the most accurate description of the mess that is the commentary on Raw nowadays

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #145 on:** December 23, 2011, 05:33:07 AM »

I think King is fine. It's Cole that fucks it all up. He's so awful that everyone around him is dragged down. King just has nothing to work with.

bork · « **Reply #146 on:** December 23, 2011, 09:00:20 AM »

King used to be a much better color-commentator. Besides his stupid drooling-over-diva antics, he'd learn towards the heels and have some fun banter with JR. He hasn't been in the same in a long time.

Cole is just being fed lines from McMahon and at this point should be a character (make him a manager or the GM or whatever) instead of a commentator. A big problem is that he'll go 100% heel and turn the crowd against him, then switch right back to babyface-leaning commentator and sympathize with John Cena getting beat down before his inevitable superman come-back.

Mandark · « **Reply #147 on:** December 23, 2011, 07:47:41 PM »

One of my fondest WWE moments was when Taz started doing color commentary as part of a feud with Lawler, and bellowing "That's a NAWTHEHN LIGHTS SOO-PLEX, MICHAEL COLE!" after Cole fucked up yet another call.

Hell, I liked Taz even when he settled in to the commentating gig, since he was genuinely enthusiastic about watching other wrestlers do their thing. I remember during one particularly good tag match he broke character a little: "Man, it's great to see these guys working so well together... I mean on their own tag teams, against the others." So cute.

bork · « **Reply #148 on:** December 26, 2011, 11:26:03 PM »

The Slammys had like three minutes of wrasslin' in the first two hours. It was fucking awful.

RAW tonight was more ZZZZZZZZZZ, but now Ziggler is the number-one contender for Punk's title. Del Rio is out with an injury. R-Truth came back from his drug suspen-- I MEAN BEAT DOWN FROM THE MIZ and attacked Miz at ringside.

Quote from: Mandark on December 23, 2011, 07:47:41 PM

One of my fondest WWE moments was when Taz started doing color commentary as part of a feud with Lawler, and bellowing "That's a NAWTHEHN LIGHTS SOO-PLEX, MICHAEL COLE!" after Cole fucked up yet another call.

Hell, I liked Taz even when he settled in to the commentating gig, since he was genuinely enthusiastic about watching other wrestlers do their thing. I remember during one particularly good tag match he broke character a little: "Man, it's great to see these guys working so well together... I mean on their own tag teams, against the others." So cute.

Taz is still doing that in TNA.

iconoclast · « **Reply #149 on:** December 28, 2011, 10:49:02 PM »

Randy Boreton seems to be out with an injury too. So now I hope Christian comes back soon and gets into a feud for the title with Bryan. That would actually make me watch Smackdown every week.

bork · « **Reply #150 on:** January 08, 2012, 09:04:40 PM »

Trent Dole · « **Reply #151 on:** January 08, 2012, 11:42:43 PM »

Sure, post Jeff Tardy but not Y2J's fuck awesome nearly silent comeback.

Momo · « **Reply #152 on:** January 09, 2012, 12:55:35 AM »

Quote from: Trent Dole on January 08, 2012, 11:42:43 PM

Sure, post Jeff Tardy but not Y2J's fuck awesome nearly silent comeback.

chronovore · « **Reply #153 on:** January 09, 2012, 08:21:16 AM »

I miss Y2J; he's the 2nd best heel I've seen. Kurt Angle is my favorite heel.

Momo · « **Reply #154 on:** January 10, 2012, 03:25:10 AM »

Quote from: chronovore on January 09, 2012, 08:21:16 AM

I miss Y2J; he's the 2nd best heel I've seen. Kurt Angle is my favorite heel.

he's back!

pilonv1 · « **Reply #155 on:** January 10, 2012, 04:13:41 AM »

who cares about Kane

Momo · « **Reply #156 on:** January 10, 2012, 05:03:15 AM »

haha what the fuck

pilonv1 · « **Reply #157 on:** January 10, 2012, 07:13:18 AM »

It's really not that good.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #158 on:** January 10, 2012, 09:12:36 AM »

i wasn't able to stay awake long enough to watch RAW but i've read the recap and watched the videos. definitely liking the direction they are going so far.

Kane being back into the picture. Kane is awesome
Brodus Clay's debut... what the hell. really hilarious
The CM Punk/Swagger match end seemed interesting.
Fuckin' Zack Ryder's marathon tire change sounds amazing to watch on tv. Ryder starts changing the tire > commercial break > still changing tire when return from commercial > cut to match with Cena/Ziggler > cut to Ryder STILL changing the fucking tire. God-tier comedy right there.

will def download and watch it tonight.

Trent Dole · « **Reply #159 on:** January 10, 2012, 01:12:51 PM »

Raw was super wtf this week.

Momo · « **Reply #160 on:** January 10, 2012, 02:13:18 PM »

Quote from: Trent Dole on January 10, 2012, 01:12:51 PM

Raw was super wtf this week.

I remember as a kid watching razor ramon and goldust beating each other with show shovels. Good times.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #161 on:** January 10, 2012, 05:34:06 PM »

Quote from: Trent Dole on January 10, 2012, 01:12:51 PM

Raw was super wtf this week.

Yep, not sure how anyone can enjoy it other than on an unintentionally funny level.

bork · « **Reply #162 on:** January 12, 2012, 10:03:24 AM »

Brodus Clay is the fat white version of Ernest "The Cat" Miller. He's even using the same theme song.

His debut was a bigger troll than what Jericho's been doing.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #163 on:** January 24, 2012, 08:20:46 PM »

hilariously shite as always

Trent Dole · « **Reply #164 on:** January 24, 2012, 10:31:01 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on January 24, 2012, 06:15:14 PM

Raw last night was hilarious.

(Image removed from quote.)

I think he's embracing the hate or he is really constipated

It was great up until Kane murders Zack for 20 minutes really shittily.

Trent Dole · « **Reply #165 on:** January 24, 2012, 11:26:08 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on January 24, 2012, 10:56:16 PM

I think this feud ends with Cena ripping off Kane's mask and wearing it from now on. Then Kane get's shipped back to SD where he finally goes after Henry for putting him in the Hall of Pain.

Another thing I really hate is that they keep calling him the big red monster. What happened to him being the machine?

I thought the two were interchangeable and had been used off and on simultaneously but now that you mention it... Machine > Monster for sure.

bork · « **Reply #166 on:** January 25, 2012, 08:14:21 AM »

The Vigo-Cena photoshop looks like Bill Maher.

Quote from: Green Man on January 25, 2012, 02:43:17 AM

I'm posting this here because it's wrestling related: http://www.impactwrestling.com/news/item/3324-New-PPV-DVD-Releases-Added-To-IMPACT-on-XBox-Live-Marketplace

TNA really is stuck in the past.

LOL

Momo · « **Reply #167 on:** January 25, 2012, 08:36:54 AM »

So I can have the blades back if i download this then?

Bloodwake · « **Reply #168 on:** January 28, 2012, 04:18:31 PM »

So, I just got a call. I'm going to see the Royal Rumble tomorrow in St. Louis.

I've been watching pro wrestling since I was three and have never been to a live event.

I am totally going to mark out.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #169 on:** January 28, 2012, 04:49:04 PM »

if it's anything like the couple of events i've been to you won't be able to see or hear shit, but you'll still have a blast!

Mandark · « **Reply #170 on:** January 28, 2012, 05:02:10 PM »

Live events are tons of fun. I went to the last Starrcade, when everyone knew WCW was about finished, and it was still a blast.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #171 on:** January 28, 2012, 05:13:44 PM »

i went to a monday night raw taping (this was before stone cold became champ, was just turning face, and was fucking with rocky before he became "the rock"), which was fun - but the camera dudes obscured everything, so we kept sneaking down rows to get a better view, getting busted, and sneaking back down again

the thing i remember most about the show was an announcement before the show that due to a family emergency undertaker wouldn't be there, to which we all started making jokes about undertaker having a family and what undertaker babies would look like

i also bought one of those big foam stone cold middle fingers, and a plastic wwf belt (which we then used as the "prize" in video/board game "championships"

)

later on that same year we went to a wwf house show, which tbh i enjoyed more than the raw taping because all the wrestlers clearly didn't give a fuck and were interacting with the crowd a lot more

Mandark · « **Reply #172 on:** January 28, 2012, 08:10:09 PM »

I gotta imagine PPV's and house shows would be more fun to watch than TV tapings, just because so much time (commercials, backstage skits) is spent on stuff aimed completely at the home viewers and not the live audience.

I also went to an indy event at a church rectory center in Delaware which turned out to be awesome. They had a battle royale event with some guy acting like Ghanaian royalty, rolling under the ropes so his manservant could fan him down while the others brawled. Also had Jamie Noble wrestle a couple matches in an elimination tournament.

PS In an industry where they concoct a plot device to explain every absence or scheduling change, they cop to the Undertaker having a family emergency? lolwut

Trent Dole · « **Reply #173 on:** January 28, 2012, 11:35:37 PM »

Jericho gon win the Rumble without doing anything.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #174 on:** January 29, 2012, 12:04:41 AM »

I don't really watch WWE anymore, but I'm looking up some storylines to get caught up... Kane is back in the mask. And he has his old music. And he's fighting Cena.

I guess they really are turning Cena heel because Classic Kane is the shit.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #175 on:** January 29, 2012, 12:10:16 AM »

Also, has Chris Jericho just been standing around and doing nothing the past few weeks? L.O.L. Well, at least it seems that WWE has somewhat gotten their shit back together from the last time I've watched. Good.

Trent Dole · « **Reply #176 on:** January 29, 2012, 12:49:17 AM »

YES, yes he has, and it has been glorious. He was in a six man tag main event two weeks ago where he got tagged in while Otunga was down, did some pandering to the crowd in the middle of the ring, then tagged back out and went backstage without having done a single actual move.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #177 on:** January 29, 2012, 03:31:18 PM »

so how can i watch royal rumble tonight. i havent bothered with streams or other stuff in a long time. spindashing get in here, you're in the gaf wrestling thread a lot, how do they do it?

iconoclast · « **Reply #178 on:** January 29, 2012, 08:01:13 PM »

I'm hoping Jericho wins the Rumble. Either that or Dolph loses against Punk and then enters the Rumble and wins. That would be good too.

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on January 29, 2012, 03:31:18 PM

so how can i watch royal rumble tonight. i havent bothered with streams or other stuff in a long time. spindashing get in here, you're in the gaf wrestling thread a lot, how do they do it?

Not sure if it's okay to post links here, so I'll send you a PM.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #179 on:** January 29, 2012, 08:43:11 PM »

thanks brotha
i got into the wrasslegaf irc channel and found one earlier though

same one you sent

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Author Topic: Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime (Read 57556 times)