Pro Wrestling Thread Of Rock-Cena Once I Mean Twice In A Lifetime

[Momo]

 

[Momo]

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=281

[bork]

bork pls

The Brock Lesnar return has been a complete waste.

Hopefully Bork-HHH at Summerslam will make up for the Cena shittiness. 

[Momo]

The HHH match will most likely be worse though, it has HHH in it

Neither guy needs a big win over the other, this feud is senseless and wont do a thing for either (outside of Vince and HHH's ego). Logical booking for me would have been having Brock go over on Cena in his return and then at Summerslam and thereafter for him to enter into a program with a young star that they see potential in to push for the future. This young guy should go over Bork, then fued for the championship and Bork vs Undertaker at next mania for a nice final payday.

[Barry Egan]

Wrestlings fake lol

[Momo]

Wrestlings fake lol

So is boxing

[bork]

Wrestlings fake lol

[bork]

The HHH match will most likely be worse though, it has HHH in it

At this point, HHH is a seasoned veteran and one of the better workers they have left.    :'(

He did okay with the Undertaker, so who knows.

Neither guy needs a big win over the other, this feud is senseless and wont do a thing for either (outside of Vince and HHH's ego).

It's a draw for the WWE and that's about it- both of these guys are essentially working "part time" anyway.

Logical booking for me would have been having Brock go over on Cena in his return and then at Summerslam and thereafter for him to enter into a program with a young star that they see potential in to push for the future. This young guy should go over Bork, then fued for the championship and Bork vs Undertaker at next mania for a nice final payday.

Logic?  In the WWE?   

[bork]

[Great Rumbler]

Bork Laser's got nothin' on Major Lazer:

[Eel O'Brian]

i hope that shark doesn't have any peanuts on him

[bork]

[Momo]

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The HHH match will most likely be worse though, it has HHH in it

At this point, HHH is a seasoned veteran and one of the better workers they have left.    :'(

He did okay with the Undertaker, so who knows.

Neither guy needs a big win over the other, this feud is senseless and wont do a thing for either (outside of Vince and HHH's ego).

It's a draw for the WWE and that's about it- both of these guys are essentially working "part time" anyway.

Logical booking for me would have been having Brock go over on Cena in his return and then at Summerslam and thereafter for him to enter into a program with a young star that they see potential in to push for the future. This young guy should go over Bork, then fued for the championship and Bork vs Undertaker at next mania for a nice final payday.

Logic?  In the WWE?   

Yeah but one payday aint going to cut it for them, they need stars because Cena certainly wont last forever. Logic in the WWE :'(

[bork]

Yeah but one payday aint going to cut it for them, they need stars because Cena certainly wont last forever. Logic in the WWE :'(

Bork is signed on for like a year.  They have more opportunities to cash in at Survivor Series, Royal Rumble, and Mania, if not at any of the other lesser-PPVs.

But yeah, they have been in need of more main eventers for like a decade, especially with people leaving and Randy Orton getting his second wellness policy offense.  I guess it's good that Daniel Bryan and Punk are being pushed but two is not enough and neither is gonna reach Cena level.

[fistfulofmetal]

AJ has pulled me back into watching wwe every week. goddamnit, wwe.

[Momo]

Bork has a very limited appearance clause though, so any time with HHH is wasted time long term. Orton is soon to be gone, I have a feeling he'll be a TNA headliner within 2 years.

The AJ stuff is making me forward most of Bryan and Punks segments, guys I actually like. But to be fair it wasnt AJ mostly, it's Kane, he's terrible.

[bork]

AJ has pulled me back into watching wwe every week. goddamnit, wwe.

It says a lot about the state of the 'E when the most charismatic wrestler is a woman skipping around and pretending to be crazy.

Bork has a very limited appearance clause though, so any time with HHH is wasted time long term.

They don't care about long-term with those guys.  That's the problem.

Orton is soon to be gone, I have a feeling he'll be a TNA headliner within 2 years.

Yup; I read that there are people trying to get him let out of his 10 year contract.  They're too afraid to push him since one more violation means he's gone.  Hell look at Evan Bourne-- still not back after his second violation and likely never will be.  Guess they're just letting him ride out his contract, or did I miss him being fired already?

The AJ stuff is making me forward most of Bryan and Punks segments, guys I actually like. But to be fair it wasnt AJ mostly, it's Kane, he's terrible.

Kane needs to either retire or come back as Isaac Yankem, DDS.

[bork]

[Mr. Gundam]

My brain just exploded. Is this all WWE stuff?

 

[fistfulofmetal]

It says a lot about the state of the 'E when the most charismatic wrestler is a woman skipping around and pretending to be crazy.

[MyNameIsMethodis]

best major lazer vid

[pilonv1]

hall of fame this pls

[E-DuB]

Bork pls

[Eel O'Brian]

riz abv

[Momo]

bore pls. xcapt wrlstin into yu lyf

[Momo]

tna ppv was fantastic btw

[BlackMage]

wait this is a wrestling thread? you made me come in here!!! 

[Momo]

hey man. gotta get a fix somewhere, and they are the best dealers in town (apart from the smaller feds, but im far too lazy to do iPPV and shit)

[Trent Dole]

That crowd was amped as fuck for Jigsaw/Rubix. Hope they do something with him in response.

[pilonv1]

hey man. gotta get a fix somewhere, and they are the best dealers in town (apart from the smaller feds, but im far too lazy to do iPPV and shit)

also ROH sucks

and I'm a Cornette lover

Legit enjoying the Joe Park/Bully Ray stuff

[Momo]

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I didnt think Abyss had it in him, but Joe Park is fantastic. Bully has always been great.

[Joe Molotov]

I understood like 30% of this thread. And I'm being generous.

This was the only post I understood in this thread.

[Verdigris Murder]

I hate wrestling but love Bork laser, it's confusing, like when a man is ravished by a lustful Arab, and has an orgasm against his will.

[bork]

bork pr fvr

tna ppv was fantastic btw

Would have watched it, but EVO was going-on.  Nothing TNA did was gonna be as hype.

[Momo]

There was a thread where some of us bothered demi to fix the favicon, I think there were highish resolution version in there.

Bor pls

[Reb]

There was a thread where some of us bothered demi to fix the favicon, I think there were highish resolution version in there.

Bor pls

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=37432.0

[fistfulofmetal]

wrestling sucks

/continues to watch wrestling

[Momo]

Sorry guys, watching WWE seriously just isnt right. You watch for the Bork pls and lols

TNA is still worth watching srsly

[Momo]

LMAO @ RAW 999

[bork]

SHITTY ASS *THREE* HOUR RAWS starting next week!

I will likely sit through all that crap for RAW 1000, but after that I think I'm just gonna have it on from 9-11 like the usual.  It's just too much.

wrestling sucks

/continues to watch wrestling

Exactly!   

[Trent Dole]

Three hours of Raw every week is too much fucking Raw. I work lots of Monday nights now and thus end up just catching from a bit after to ten to the end and that's usually plenty. I've looked over at the clock while watching the entire show and been stunned at how little time has passed cause the show is just that uninteresting. Meanwhile I've been over to different friends places the last two Sundays to watch Destination X and MitB so...

wrestling sucks

/continues to watch wrestling

says it all really!

[Momo]

bork pls.

[bork]

Isn't Bryan actually part of the Smackdown! roster?  Maybe they'll just put him in another program with Sheamus, Fella again.

The CM Punk heel turn on this episode was unnecessary, IMO- should have saved that for next week if not closer to SummerSlam.

Maybe they'll do a double-turn and have Bryan turn face.  And wasn't Jericho supposed to be a face now?  Yet last night he teamed with Ziggler!  I have no fucking idea.

Anyway, the RAW 1000th episode had a few fun nostalgia moments, but the show still sucked when it came time for the same ol', same ol' matches.

[fistfulofmetal]

nah. Punk's turn happening last night was the correct move. You have everyone tuning in for RAW1000 and see Punk end the show with the turn so they'll tune in next week to see what happens next.

[Momo]

They really sucked keeping their faces and heels believable.

AJ dumps Brian after he was sincere and made up -  Heel.
Jericho after busting ziggles last week - Heel.
Triple H and Stephanie bullies a man in a suit, Brock makes the save - Heel.


I'm really not following their shit logic at all.

[bork]

Bryan wasn't being sincere.  There was also that brief shot of him talking to what looked like orderlies for the nut house.     Notice that went nowhere...

nah. Punk's turn happening last night was the correct move. You have everyone tuning in for RAW1000 and see Punk end the show with the turn so they'll tune in next week to see what happens next.

We already know what's going to happen next- AJ will give Cena a rematch at SummerSlam and zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

[bork]

[Momo]

Bryan wasn't being sincere.  There was also that brief shot of him talking to what looked like orderlies for the nut house.     Notice that went nowhere...

Oh man, I forgot that. Would have been epic if he married her only to have the legal right to throw her in the nuthouse then someone (not kane. not punk.) has to fight Brian to save her

[bork]

There were also some notable people not on the show.  Where the hell was Austin?  Edge?  Even Batista.

Jim Ross barely getting to call one match also sucked.

[Himu]

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HEY REMEMBER WHEN THEY WERE IN SHAPE AND COULD ACTUALLY WRESTLE?

WWE is on a huge nostalgia kick lately instead of producing wrestlers and storylines that could top those moments over 10 years ago.

[fistfulofmetal]

Austin just recently had knee surgery and is still on crutches.

[Momo]

Sean Waltman's gut is big enough to make demi horny.

[bork]

Another disappointment was the culmination the Heath Slater vs. older WWE guys "feud."  It should have been someone way bigger than Lita.  Austin actually would have been perfect here, or this could have been when the Rock came out.

Austin just recently had knee surgery and is still on crutches.

I saw elsewhere that he was filming a movie with Adam Sandler.  Who knows.  Doesn't matter- he could have appeared in a "live" video.  Same with Edge.

Sean Waltman's gut is big enough to make demi horny.

Somehow Waltman looks way older and more beat up (guess it's drugs) than Billy Gunn or the Undertaker.

[fistfulofmetal]

I saw elsewhere that he was filming a movie with Adam Sandler.  Who knows.  Doesn't matter- he could have appeared in a "live" video.  Same with Edge.

well austin posted on his blog or twitter or whatever himself that he was still recovering so i'm sure it's probably true. and nah, if austin isn't coming out to stunner someone than he doesnt need to come out.

[Momo]

It's a small miracle Scott Hall wasnt anywhere to be seen. I saw a video of him accompanying his son to his wrestling debut, looked awful. (Scott, not the son)

[Eel O'Brian]

It's a small miracle Scott Hall is still breathing

dude looks like a 70 year old with emphysema

[pilonv1]

Another disappointment was the culmination the Heath Slater vs. older WWE guys "feud."  It should have been someone way bigger than Lita.  Austin actually would have been perfect here, or this could have been when the Rock came out.

JBL fucking killing him with the clothesline from hell was priceless.

I saw elsewhere that he was filming a movie with Adam Sandler.  Who knows.

Grown Ups 2 I believe. Sucked he wasn't there in some form though.

[Momo]

strange theme music plays
the crowd wonders who this is
It's punk heading to the ring
Cuts a promo about how the business hasn't changed at all, apologizes to himself for losing his goals
Laments the fact that he never got a main event ppv and the wwe champ is an afterthought
Laments the fact Rocky gets a title shot, pissing on the younger guys working to get there
Laments the ridiculousness of the goofy son in law inserting himself into the Brock storyline
Laments that people like D Bry has to do bullshit like TV weddings (that's in fact when his eyes opened up)
Last line something like "since when Vince croaks things wont get any better, I will eliminate the cancers HHH, Cena, Rock, Steph, Vince from wwe.

book it pls wwe.

[bork]

Isn't Bryan actually part of the Smackdown! roster?  Maybe they'll just put him in another program with Sheamus, Fella again.

He's been moved to Raw for awhile now. I'm sure he'll lose to Sheamas for a few weeks, then Orton will RKO him onto Superstars until Charlie Sheen shows up to beat him at Wrestlemania.

According to Wiki he's still on Smackdown.

[Purple Filth]

Another disappointment was the culmination the Heath Slater vs. older WWE guys "feud."  It should have been someone way bigger than Lita.  Austin actually would have been perfect here, or this could have been when the Rock came out.

JBL fucking killing him with the clothesline from hell was priceless.

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holy shit