Author Topic: Israel security: Official Caliphate Concerns thread of ME matters (Read 3041 times)

Phoenix Dark · « **on:** February 20, 2011, 03:32:11 PM »

Sounds like Libya is going to hell. Protesters burned down Gaddafi's house and are marching toward the capitol

http://motherjones.tumblr.com/post/3408622521/members-of-libyan-army-announce-their-split-the

http://twitter.com/#!/search?q=%23Feb17

The real question is: how does this impact Israeli security, and will the Muslin-In-Chief side with our Jewish brothers or the godless browns

Bocsius · « **Reply #1 on:** February 20, 2011, 04:00:29 PM »

The real question is why try (and fail) to do in 2003 what the people seem to be naturally doing in 2011 across that region?

Yes, yes, "WMDs." Still, this nation (and that one) would be far less screwed if we knew then what we're finding out now.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2 on:** February 20, 2011, 05:41:52 PM »

Libyan diplomat live on Aljazeera says #Gaddafi's son Mutasim has shot Saif al Islam! #Feb17

Libyan diplomat live on Aljazeera says #Gaddafi has left #Libya towards Venezuela, says it will be confirmed soon!

the fuck

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #3 on:** February 20, 2011, 08:35:08 PM »

I'm starting to get that feeling I had when the Berlin Wall came down (yes I can remember that).

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #4 on:** February 20, 2011, 08:36:37 PM »

Quote from: Cormacaroni on February 20, 2011, 08:35:08 PM

I'm starting to get that feeling I had when the Berlin Wall came down (yes I can remember that).

I remember actually going to the Berlin wall.

Bocsius · « **Reply #5 on:** February 20, 2011, 08:38:18 PM »

I was in seventh grade when the Berlin Wall came down. I obviously realized its importance, but not as much as one of my teachers at the time, who literally wept with joy as it was dismantled.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #6 on:** February 20, 2011, 09:09:19 PM »

I was born the year the wall came down.

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #7 on:** February 20, 2011, 09:09:53 PM »

Qaddafi ain't scared.

Quote

What man would not be pleased in having 40 highly trained and deadly body guards who just happened to be beautiful enough for professional modeling? Col. Muammar al-Qaddafi is such a man blessed with an entourage of femme fatale called the Amazonian Guard.
The Amazonian Guard are put through rigorous training at a special academy and if they make it through the basic training ordeal are experts with firearms and martial arts making them trained killers. The women who qualify for duty are required to be virgins and must be hand picked by Qaddafi himself.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #8 on:** February 20, 2011, 09:11:15 PM »

I want to be a middle eastren dictator.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #9 on:** February 20, 2011, 09:13:32 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on February 20, 2011, 09:09:19 PM

I was born the year the wall came down.

I was 8 when the wall came down. I had been there about two years prior, so it had a pretty significant impact on my young little mind.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #10 on:** February 20, 2011, 09:21:07 PM »

I actually helped tear the wall down

Diunx · « **Reply #11 on:** February 20, 2011, 09:45:37 PM »

I saw a Seinfeld episode where the boyfriend of a virgin Jerry fancied went to Berlin to see the wall come down.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #12 on:** February 20, 2011, 10:32:04 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on February 20, 2011, 09:11:15 PM

I want to be a middle eastren dictator.

I hear there's a few openings.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #13 on:** February 20, 2011, 10:39:35 PM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on February 20, 2011, 10:10:17 PM

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on February 20, 2011, 09:11:15 PM
I want to be a middle eastren dictator.

I have a better chance then you do

well if you get that gay demon tat you will certianly be a middle eastren dicktastor.

Mandark · « **Reply #14 on:** February 21, 2011, 12:08:20 AM »

Arseholes, Considered As A Strategic Resource Post on the use of counterrevolutionary militias to stomp down protesters, from one of my absolute favorite blogs.

Techniques of the Counterrevolution How-to guide on how to suppress demonstrations before they become a problem.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #15 on:** February 21, 2011, 03:13:41 AM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on February 20, 2011, 11:51:24 PM

Aren't you the canadian with the earring and no experience with woman?

Well I liked my pun and I like my earring!

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #16 on:** February 21, 2011, 03:38:36 AM »

Quote from: Mandark on February 21, 2011, 12:08:20 AM

Arseholes, Considered As A Strategic Resource Post on the use of counterrevolutionary militias to stomp down protesters, from one of my absolute favorite blogs.

Techniques of the Counterrevolution How-to guide on how to suppress demonstrations before they become a problem.

Quote

This is my advice to any aspiring dictator; early on in your career, identify and inventory all the self-pitying, bullying shitheads your country has to offer. Anyone with a grievance, a beer belly and enough strength to swing a pickaxe handle will do. You don't need to bother with military training or discipline because they're hopefully never going to be used as a proper military force - just concentrate on nuturing their sense that they, despite appearances, are the backbone of the country, and allowing them to understand that although rules are rules, there are some people who just need a slap. The bigger and burlier the better, but when the time comes they'll be fighting in groups against people weaker than themselves, often under cover of darkness, so numbers are more important than anything else. The extractive industries are indeed often a good source, as are demobbed veterans (Zimbabwe) or the laity of an established religion.

I think this is my new rule for assessing the stability of any dictatorship around the world, and I am on the lookout for any Francis Fukuyama style book contracts. The key factor in determining the survival of repressive regimes isn't economics, religion or military success. It's arseholes.

Brilliant

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #17 on:** February 21, 2011, 08:40:29 AM »

I went to bed early last night, has the caliphate been established yet?

T-Short · « **Reply #18 on:** February 21, 2011, 09:10:42 AM »

who will win?

http://www.gaddafiprize.org/WhoEn.htm

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #19 on:** February 21, 2011, 10:43:05 AM »

Quote from: Hyoushi on February 21, 2011, 09:10:42 AM

who will win?

http://www.gaddafiprize.org/WhoEn.htm

Gaddafi should give it to himself and his 40 virginal warriors for protecting the middle east from being taken over by evil Muslim Brotherhood and their Caliphate of Terror.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #20 on:** February 21, 2011, 11:56:25 AM »

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #21 on:** February 21, 2011, 12:22:25 PM »

Libya's ambassador to the UN has come out against the Gadhafi regime.

Mupepe · « **Reply #22 on:** February 21, 2011, 04:25:41 PM »

And Gadhafi is bombing his own people now. Holy shit. $:-\$

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #23 on:** February 21, 2011, 04:38:18 PM »

Some bombers are refusing to go along with the orders, thankfully. But jesus, the ones who ARE bombing are killing their own countrymen in mass

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #24 on:** February 21, 2011, 04:52:58 PM »

What is going on right now is absolutely revolting; bombing my own capital, massacring my own people, with the entire world gazing upon me... can he/it get any crazier than this?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #25 on:** February 21, 2011, 04:55:16 PM »

There's not much the US can do right? Coming out in support of the people would only bolster the Libyan government's claims of outside influence. But then again the people clearly aren't listening to the government

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #26 on:** February 21, 2011, 05:06:22 PM »

this has to be complete and utter bullshit. no way

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #27 on:** February 21, 2011, 05:14:31 PM »

Haha, I've been hearing/reading about it for a few hours. They're saying he hired Italian mobs.

It's definitely BS, but then again THIS GUY IS CURR-A-Z!

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #28 on:** February 21, 2011, 05:35:53 PM »

I fucking feel for the Libyans, but the amount of conflicting reports about bombings and warplanes by residents are ridiculous!

HyperZoneWasAwesome · « **Reply #29 on:** February 21, 2011, 06:02:40 PM »

I don't even know where to look for news about the situation. At worst it sounds like a freaking civil war just broke out.
but that can't be, right?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #30 on:** February 21, 2011, 06:05:10 PM »

Good job on not letting the foreign press in to cover this, now everyone just expects and believes the absolute worst.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #31 on:** February 21, 2011, 06:18:41 PM »

Quote from: HyperZoneWasAwesome on February 21, 2011, 06:02:40 PM

I don't even know where to look for news about the situation. At worst it sounds like a freaking civil war just broke out.
but that can't be, right?

CNN is saying the protesters have taken over eastern Libya.

Breaking Al Jazeera: Statement by Libyan Military Officers asks all members of the Libyan army to head to Tripoli & remove Gaddafi

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #32 on:** February 21, 2011, 06:51:55 PM »

Gaddafi was just on Libyan TV with an extremely brief statement from the passenger seat of a truck with a dorky looking winter hat on his head in an attempt to prove that he's still in the country. It was absolutely ridiculous.

Akala · « **Reply #33 on:** February 21, 2011, 10:26:29 PM »

Arab Youth

chronovore · « **Reply #34 on:** February 22, 2011, 08:05:08 AM »

Quote from: Shah Rukh Khan on February 21, 2011, 04:52:58 PM

What is going on right now is absolutely revolting; bombing my own capital, massacring my own people, with the entire world gazing upon me... can he/it get any crazier than this?

Hopefully not. $:-\$

Mandark · « **Reply #35 on:** February 22, 2011, 08:14:23 AM »

Apparently (and I think I'm stealing this from one of the links I posted) there aren't any likely places to give Qaddafi a safe haven, so he could very well be trying to suppress the revolution as if his life depended on it in a very literal sense.

T-Short · « **Reply #36 on:** February 22, 2011, 08:32:26 AM »

Quote from: Mandark on February 22, 2011, 08:14:23 AM

Apparently (and I think I'm stealing this from one of the links I posted) there aren't any likely places to give Qaddafi a safe haven, so he could very well be trying to suppress the revolution as if his life depended on it in a very literal sense.

He could probably sleep on Berlusconi's couch for at least a few nights

Diunx · « **Reply #37 on:** February 22, 2011, 09:51:13 AM »

Wouldn't surprise me.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #38 on:** February 22, 2011, 11:21:05 AM »

He's on. Shit is unreal.

Mupepe · « **Reply #39 on:** February 22, 2011, 11:22:58 AM »

Yeah, homeboy isn't stepping down and wants to die a martyr. I hope someone gives it to him.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #40 on:** February 22, 2011, 11:25:35 AM »

Yeah he's reading from his green book now, I think he declared that everyone on the street rebelling is to be executed. Nice.

Diunx · « **Reply #41 on:** February 22, 2011, 11:47:47 AM »

"We have irrigated it with our blood" wtf, lol the woman on cnn just said is hard not to laugh

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #42 on:** February 24, 2011, 02:08:54 PM »

Quote

BENGHAZI, Libya — Leader Moammar Gadhafi says al-Qaida chief Osama bin Laden is behind the uprising in Libya and al-Qaida followers give young Libyans hallucinogenic pills in their coffee to get them to revolt.

Gadhafi has made the comments in a phone call to Libyan state TV Thursday, expressing condolences for deaths in the city of Zawiya but chiding its residents for joining the rebellion.

He says those revolting are "loyal to bin Laden ... This is al-Qaida that the whole world is fighting."

He says al-Qaida militants are "exploiting" teenagers, giving them "hallucinogenic pills in their coffee with milk, like Nescafe."

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #43 on:** February 24, 2011, 02:19:50 PM »

moar Osamaltine, plz

Diunx · « **Reply #44 on:** February 24, 2011, 04:16:19 PM »

Holy shit I wonder how crazy this guy's suicide will be.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #45 on:** February 25, 2011, 01:40:28 PM »

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #46 on:** February 25, 2011, 02:40:38 PM »

Oh this is too good. Source?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #47 on:** February 25, 2011, 06:30:10 PM »

Starbucks

spoiler (click to show/hide)

saw it on gaf. Seems to be from al jazerra

[close]

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #48 on:** February 25, 2011, 07:04:11 PM »

Kids come running for the great taste of al-Qaida mind control drugs!

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #49 on:** February 26, 2011, 10:20:07 AM »

the best part of waking up
is jihad in your cup

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #50 on:** February 26, 2011, 10:27:02 AM »

Also RE: the Berlin Wall comments, I usually hate comparisons like that because they seem so self-absorbed, but some real shit's going down...interesting times.

I'm a bit worried for the Libiyans as whatever bad Mubarak caused, he was rational evil and left when the jig was up. Gadhafi is batshit crazy chaotic evil, I'm really not sure this ends well.

T-Short · « **Reply #51 on:** February 26, 2011, 02:16:20 PM »

News:

Author Topic: Israel security: Official Caliphate Concerns thread of ME matters (Read 3041 times)