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« Reply #60 on: March 02, 2011, 03:10:54 PM »
The visuals in Skyward sword is  :yuck :'(

Nintendo needs to get up to speed with their hardware, because playing Zelda in 2003 graphics is not exciting. That said, I am sure the gameplay will be improved upon Twilight Princess.

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« Reply #61 on: March 02, 2011, 03:16:04 PM »
Now BrandNew, do you see why there's no reason to be excited for a Zelda game? This is how gaming works now. Instant feedback and content patches that increase game value. That's the way to succeed in the casual market. Nintendo's way of doing what Epic just did is releasing full, $50 retail discs.

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« Reply #62 on: March 02, 2011, 03:18:31 PM »
over and under for Skyward sword actual coming out this year? Iwata didn't mention a release date and the year is already a couple of months old.

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« Reply #63 on: March 02, 2011, 03:22:00 PM »
E3 will have more info
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« Reply #64 on: March 02, 2011, 03:25:14 PM »
Now BrandNew, do you see why there's no reason to be excited for a Zelda game? This is how gaming works now. Instant feedback and content patches that increase game value. That's the way to succeed in the casual market. Nintendo's way of doing what Epic just did is releasing full, $50 retail discs.

Wait, what? This post makes no sense. A new Zelda game will still have tons more content than Infinity Blade regardless of how many free patches Epic puts out (even though I think it's really cool they put out something for free like that).

One reason I have never gotten into the whole smartphone gaming thing is because I like buttons, and game experiences with at least a bit of content. Not glorified Flash gaming that takes all of 2 minutes to play. (I don't have ADD where I need to be constantly fiddling around with my phone/gaming, and only really use my DS/PSP for longer train rides or flights)
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« Reply #65 on: March 02, 2011, 03:49:37 PM »
Iwata is trollin apps while I play Tiny Wings. U mad

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« Reply #66 on: March 02, 2011, 03:50:45 PM »
Speaking of "cheap crappy unfulfilling iphone games"

New Free Update for Infinity Blade

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•Gain access to the all-new “Dungeon” game play environment.
•Players can battle and explore through six new game arenas, which nearly doubles the size of the game.
•Featuring The Deathless Kings, players will encounter ten new enemies, including the Wood Jester, the Iron Guard, the Plated Sorok, the Warden, and more.
•Fans will have the ability to continue building their character with NewGame+, which allows gamers to re-master any item, unlock new items in the store, and removes the level cap.
•Collect and master more than 30 all-new magic rings, swords, shields, helmets, and armor.
•Gain new achievements and compete on the leaderboards.
•Enjoy new gameplay enhancements and optimizations, including multiple character slots, dodge button size slider, and audio volume controls.

I would say "Nintendo got served," but I'm sure an increasingly irrelevant card-manufacturer is the last thing on ChAIR's mind as they embrace modern game design principles, state-of-the-art hardware, and non-archaic sales and distribution channels.

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« Reply #67 on: March 02, 2011, 03:57:24 PM »
i don't know if it's fake but i read on a news site that 3DS is going to have game gear games.... was there ever a single good game gear game?
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« Reply #68 on: March 02, 2011, 04:00:51 PM »
i don't know if it's fake but i read on a news site that 3DS is going to have game gear games.... was there ever a single good game gear game?


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Himu

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« Reply #69 on: March 02, 2011, 04:05:39 PM »
3ds Mario makes me cum.

OoT 3ds looks hot.

Skyward Sword trailer makes it look about as boring and derivative as a new Tetris game.
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« Reply #70 on: March 02, 2011, 04:12:20 PM »
I like how Reggie talked about taking the Netflix experience from the 3DS screen to a FLAT SCREEN TV -- not an HDTV, lol. They have trained him well

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« Reply #71 on: March 02, 2011, 04:19:45 PM »
Honestly the entire keynote was a snooze-fest. I'm so glad I tuned in to Apple's conference.

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« Reply #72 on: March 02, 2011, 04:27:01 PM »


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« Reply #73 on: March 02, 2011, 04:31:40 PM »
3ds Mario makes me cum.

OoT 3ds looks hot.

Skyward Sword trailer makes it look about as boring and derivative as a new Tetris game.

Shit, I wish Arika would make a new Tetris: The Grandmaster. Even Mihara is butthurt about not being to make it :(
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« Reply #74 on: March 02, 2011, 04:33:46 PM »
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« Reply #75 on: March 02, 2011, 04:39:29 PM »
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Raban

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« Reply #76 on: March 02, 2011, 04:41:17 PM »
Now BrandNew, do you see why there's no reason to be excited for a Zelda game? This is how gaming works now. Instant feedback and content patches that increase game value. That's the way to succeed in the casual market. Nintendo's way of doing what Epic just did is releasing full, $50 retail discs.

Wait, what? This post makes no sense. A new Zelda game will still have tons more content than Infinity Blade regardless of how many free patches Epic puts out (even though I think it's really cool they put out something for free like that).

Wasn't really comparing the games 1:1, more of the way they're being marketed to the "casuals".

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« Reply #77 on: March 02, 2011, 04:52:23 PM »
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Now BrandNew, do you see why there's no reason to be excited for a Zelda game? This is how gaming works now. Instant feedback and content patches that increase game value. That's the way to succeed in the casual market

These two things confuse me, why would anyone be less excited for Zelda because of Infinity Blade? And since when did DLC bring in the casuals?

I think many devs could learn things from small agile developments like Infinity Blade, not just Nintendo, and at the end of the day it (Infinity Blade) seems like little more than a tech demo wrapped around a casual game.
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« Reply #78 on: March 02, 2011, 04:53:10 PM »
now there is some PSP2 stuff happening or something

only notable new info so far is that game cards are 2gb and 4gb (reference: UMD maxed out at 1.8gb)

well, I don't know if the 4 arm9 32-bit cores was known before or not.

Raban

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« Reply #79 on: March 02, 2011, 04:54:22 PM »
I think many devs could learn things from small agile developments like Infinity Blade, not just Nintendo, and at the end of the day it (Infinity Blade) seems like little more than a tech demo wrapped around a casual game.

Sounds like Skyward Sword.

Shaka Khan

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« Reply #80 on: March 02, 2011, 05:03:14 PM »
No it doesn't.

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« Reply #81 on: March 02, 2011, 05:03:44 PM »
now there is some PSP2 stuff happening or something

only notable new info so far is that game cards are 2gb and 4gb (reference: UMD maxed out at 1.8gb)

booooooo
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Shaka Khan

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« Reply #82 on: March 02, 2011, 05:08:41 PM »
Co-signed.

Hope there's room for bigger capacities down the line. It wouldn't be impossible for flash card techs now, would it?
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« Reply #83 on: March 02, 2011, 05:16:15 PM »
that's just about the right size for a bunch of fucking minigames and half-sized ports

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« Reply #84 on: March 02, 2011, 05:19:12 PM »
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« Reply #85 on: March 02, 2011, 05:20:43 PM »
that's just about the right size for a bunch of fucking minigames and half-sized ports

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« Reply #86 on: March 02, 2011, 05:22:36 PM »
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Damian79

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« Reply #87 on: March 02, 2011, 05:24:41 PM »
You guys are hating on skyward sword because you dont have the skills to play an adventure game that requires timing, atleast i can admit that it is too  much for me.

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« Reply #88 on: March 02, 2011, 05:25:23 PM »
MAG (mini action game)
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« Reply #89 on: March 02, 2011, 05:27:58 PM »
You guys are hating on skyward sword because you dont have the skills to play an adventure game that requires timing, atleast i can admit that it is too  much for me.

Ok I'll bite.

This is a distinguished mentally-challenged ass comment.
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« Reply #90 on: March 02, 2011, 05:29:38 PM »
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« Reply #91 on: March 02, 2011, 05:30:53 PM »
who cares about Zelda, Sony fucked up on the cart size
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« Reply #92 on: March 02, 2011, 05:31:55 PM »
who cares about sony, free update for game from greatest devs ever since advent rising which is also great
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« Reply #93 on: March 02, 2011, 05:32:33 PM »
Sly Cooper's Touch 'n' Tickle
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Damian79

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« Reply #94 on: March 02, 2011, 05:34:02 PM »
You guys are hating on skyward sword because you dont have the skills to play an adventure game that requires timing, atleast i can admit that it is too  much for me.

Ok I'll bite.

This is a distinguished mentally-challenged ass comment.

From that trailer i can see EVERYTHING requires timing.  Not fun for me.

Damian79

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« Reply #95 on: March 02, 2011, 05:39:25 PM »
Well it is just a combat trailer.  :lol

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« Reply #96 on: March 02, 2011, 05:39:36 PM »
Call of Duty:  Falklands
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« Reply #97 on: March 02, 2011, 05:41:34 PM »
3D movies on small blurry screen? awesome
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« Reply #98 on: March 02, 2011, 05:41:44 PM »
From that trailer I can see nothing NOTHING new. Link even makes the same sounds he did on the n64. The whole concept is so stale and tired its embarassing really.

Now you may say games like COD are stale too, but they only last 5 hours.

le sigh.  it's a combat trailer, its purpose being to show off wii motion + integration.  Link's voice actor has remained the same since the N64, so OF COURSE he sounds the same.  Like what the fuck, really man?  For real?  THAT'S what you're complaining about?
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« Reply #99 on: March 02, 2011, 06:05:32 PM »
more psp2 stuff: http://www.wired.com/gamelife/2011/03/sony-ngp-power/

seems like the back (or the front too?) touch panel is pressure sensitive.  I guess the back one is basically like a laptop touch pad.

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« Reply #100 on: March 02, 2011, 06:33:09 PM »
saying that zelda is stale is like saying the sky is blue

do you people get angry when they tell you that the sky is blue? ???
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« Reply #101 on: March 02, 2011, 07:38:41 PM »
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David Coombes, a platform research manager for Sony Computer Entertainment America, explained that although the NGP is equipped with a high-performance quad-core CPU theoretically capable of 2GHz, the clock speeds will have to be dialled down in order to preserve the PSP successor's battery life and prevent it from running too hot.

"Some people in the press have said wow, this thing... could be as powerful as PS3. Well, it's not going to run at 2GHz because the battery would last five minutes," he said. "And it would probably set fire to your pants."

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« Reply #102 on: March 02, 2011, 07:41:11 PM »
You guys are hating on skyward sword because you dont have the skills to play an adventure game that requires timing, atleast i can admit that it is too  much for me.

what the shit

I really, really wish that the new Zelda would be SO HARD TO PLAY that it would turn people away. then maybe i'd be looking forward to it.

but it's a nintendo game, so obviously it's going to be easy and boring.
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Damian79

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« Reply #103 on: March 02, 2011, 07:56:59 PM »
http://gdc2011.nintendo.com/

Its near the end.


Yeah i know there is a gdc thread but this is an interesting topic.

So far I phones games i have seen are either ports of really old games(SMB2), something that can be done on the DS(Zenonia) or plain crap games(Infinity blade).  I am wondering if he has a point though about craftmanship.  The games dont really compare with console or even hand held games.  There is a rare few like ossian studios "the shadow sun" but i am wondering if they will turn a profit on it, i hope they dont die because of thie iphone investment as i loved the mysteries of westgate game for NWN2.  I personally think downloadable games are the way to go like on XBL and PSN but not like the model they have for iphones.

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« Reply #104 on: March 02, 2011, 08:01:56 PM »
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Zelda happens to be one of the most creative franchises in gaming

nah it's always the same boring mess that takes you trough a forest/fire/water (in that order) place so you can get a boomerang/hookshot/bombs

if nintendo had a little more balls they would stop rehashing stuff and make a new adventure puzzley game,i mean looking at that trailer they are already ripping off puzzles out of zack & wiki so.... :smug
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« Reply #105 on: March 02, 2011, 08:02:25 PM »
egad!

Damian79

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« Reply #106 on: March 02, 2011, 08:10:35 PM »
Did you not read the part i said i was aware of that?

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« Reply #107 on: March 02, 2011, 08:12:03 PM »
Did you not read the part i said i was aware of that?

The GDC thread is 90% about Nintendo and iPhone!
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« Reply #108 on: March 02, 2011, 08:19:28 PM »
You guys are hating on skyward sword because you dont have the skills to play an adventure game that requires timing, atleast i can admit that it is too  much for me.

wow, just wow
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« Reply #109 on: March 02, 2011, 08:19:46 PM »
Ah its been merged.  So how about making a counter point to what i said?

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« Reply #110 on: March 02, 2011, 08:20:17 PM »
desperate flailing of a man seeing all his casual novelty game money draining away
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« Reply #111 on: March 02, 2011, 08:20:40 PM »
Iwata is right. Phone apps are throwaway minigames that get boring after 10 minutes

then again, the same can be said about a lot of the stuff that Nintendo puts out
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« Reply #112 on: March 02, 2011, 08:21:39 PM »
So far I phones games i have seen are either ports of really old games(SMB2), something that can be done on the DS(Zenonia) or plain crap games(Infinity blade).

Nice troll.
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« Reply #113 on: March 02, 2011, 08:22:06 PM »
bububu dsware is different, guys

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Damian79

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« Reply #114 on: March 02, 2011, 08:23:36 PM »
Well a game that artifically lengthens it self my making you face an unbeatable boss that kills you without the infinity blade so you have to die and get your children to do the same a million times is a shit game i am sorry.

Damian79

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« Reply #115 on: March 02, 2011, 08:24:08 PM »
bububu dsware is different, guys

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« Reply #116 on: March 02, 2011, 08:24:36 PM »
don't think that grinning shithead wouldn't sell it to you for $40 on a proprietary cart if he could
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Damian79

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« Reply #117 on: March 02, 2011, 08:29:34 PM »
don't think that grinning shithead wouldn't sell it to you for $40 on a proprietary cart if he could

No question about it, after all look at punchout wii.

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« Reply #118 on: March 02, 2011, 08:32:43 PM »
the point is, no matter how many sit-downs and interviews and friendly "iwata asks" chats he has, at the end of it he doesn't give a rat's ass about your gaming experience

he just wants your dollars, and he's getting publicly pissy about the fact that others have dipped their cocks into his golden minigame pussy
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Damian79

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« Reply #119 on: March 02, 2011, 08:38:14 PM »
Regardless you didnt address his point.  Just because he thinks that way doesnt mean other devs do.