Author Topic: So I made an OKCupid account. (Read 12916 times)

BlackMage · « **Reply #60 on:** April 02, 2011, 09:05:31 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 02, 2011, 09:03:12 PM

"I guess we'll have to agree to disagree on Glee, I don't want to re-litigate the past. I do enough of that at work in the courts. I'm a lawyer btw"

this would only work for a one night stand.. I want a girlfriend dammit.. I'm getting old

Boogie · « **Reply #61 on:** April 02, 2011, 09:11:18 PM »

Quote from: BlackMage on April 02, 2011, 09:05:31 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 02, 2011, 09:03:12 PM
"I guess we'll have to agree to disagree on Glee, I don't want to re-litigate the past. I do enough of that at work in the courts. I'm a lawyer btw"

this would only work for a one night stand.. I want a girlfriend dammit.. I'm getting old

You're also not a lawyer.

BlackMage · « **Reply #62 on:** April 02, 2011, 09:12:48 PM »

Quote from: Boogie on April 02, 2011, 09:11:18 PM

Quote from: BlackMage on April 02, 2011, 09:05:31 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 02, 2011, 09:03:12 PM
"I guess we'll have to agree to disagree on Glee, I don't want to re-litigate the past. I do enough of that at work in the courts. I'm a lawyer btw"

this would only work for a one night stand.. I want a girlfriend dammit.. I'm getting old

You're also not a lawyer.

I could pull of pretending to be one for a short time maybe

Bebpo · « **Reply #63 on:** April 02, 2011, 09:13:18 PM »

I think I'm going to open up a beer and restart my okcupid account tonight. Blackmage's successful pimping has me motivated. I haven't logged in since like September.

Boogie · « **Reply #64 on:** April 02, 2011, 09:14:55 PM »

Quote from: Bebpo on April 02, 2011, 09:13:18 PM

I think I'm going to open up a beer and restart my okcupid account tonight. Blackmage's successful pimping has me motivated. I haven't logged in since like September.

DON'T DO IT, BEBPO, IT'S A TRAP.

BLACKMAGE IS LIKE, 6'2" OR SOME SHIT. HIS HEIGHT IS ATTRACTING TEH WOMENS...

BlackMage · « **Reply #65 on:** April 02, 2011, 09:16:16 PM »

Quote from: Boogie on April 02, 2011, 09:14:55 PM

Quote from: Bebpo on April 02, 2011, 09:13:18 PM
I think I'm going to open up a beer and restart my okcupid account tonight. Blackmage's successful pimping has me motivated. I haven't logged in since like September.

DON'T DO IT, BEBPO, IT'S A TRAP.

BLACKMAGE IS LIKE, 6'2" OR SOME SHIT. HIS HEIGHT IS ATTRACTING TEH WOMENS...

6'3" actually

Bebpo · « **Reply #66 on:** April 02, 2011, 09:16:37 PM »

Like a basketball player!

Boogie · « **Reply #67 on:** April 02, 2011, 09:16:51 PM »

Quote from: BlackMage on April 02, 2011, 09:16:16 PM

Quote from: Boogie on April 02, 2011, 09:14:55 PM
Quote from: Bebpo on April 02, 2011, 09:13:18 PM
I think I'm going to open up a beer and restart my okcupid account tonight. Blackmage's successful pimping has me motivated. I haven't logged in since like September.

DON'T DO IT, BEBPO, IT'S A TRAP.

BLACKMAGE IS LIKE, 6'2" OR SOME SHIT. HIS HEIGHT IS ATTRACTING TEH WOMENS...

6'3" actually

fuck you, blackmage

fuck you up your stupid ass...

Diunx · « **Reply #68 on:** April 02, 2011, 09:17:17 PM »

Nice tits.

BlackMage · « **Reply #69 on:** April 02, 2011, 09:17:45 PM »

anyway, I say go for it Bebpo.. from your pics you look handsome

Boogie · « **Reply #70 on:** April 02, 2011, 09:18:26 PM »

Quote from: BlackMage on April 02, 2011, 09:17:45 PM

anyway, I say go for it Bebpo.. from your pics you look handsome

Bebpo is looking much more sexy than he used to....

Bebpo · « **Reply #71 on:** April 02, 2011, 10:33:38 PM »

Thnx

So I'm going to update my profile and the thing is there is not a single photo of me in the wild in the last 6+ months. But I want a new snazzy photo for my profile that is representative of the au natural clothed me. I figure I'm going to use one of the pictures I posted in the picture thread despite them all being mirror shots because that's all I've got. Hmmmm

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #72 on:** April 02, 2011, 10:34:28 PM »

Quote from: BlackMage on April 02, 2011, 08:29:42 PM

oh yes

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You win.

Bebpo · « **Reply #73 on:** April 03, 2011, 01:16:08 AM »

I've updated my profile and I like it! Though I've had about 3 beers too many (0 being in the optimal point).

Time to start messaging interesting people!

Bebpo · « **Reply #74 on:** April 03, 2011, 01:25:39 AM »

I retook the okcupid dating persona test.

I've been the boy next door years ago, the not-quite-virgin but close looking for a true love.
Then years later I was the slow dancer, one who was just getting started.
Now I'm:

fffuuuu

btw, sorry blackmage for hi-jacking your okcupid thread

I'll split it off if you want me to, so you can have your own dedicated OKcupid thread of you hitting the cute girl

Bebpo · « **Reply #75 on:** April 03, 2011, 01:37:47 AM »

Bebpo · « **Reply #76 on:** April 03, 2011, 01:53:23 AM »

So I have a question: Do I message supermodel hot girls believing that like in the animes, they don't get messages from anyone because people think they are too hot and therefore you have a chance?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #77 on:** April 03, 2011, 02:08:39 AM »

It should tell you whether they respond to messages a lot, a little, not at all, etc. Lots of the average to hot chicks get tons of messages every day, so if you message one you better say something more than "hey saw your profile and wanted to say hi."

I'd just start browsing various chick's profiles, then a few days later see if any looked at your profile (you can see it in the Visitors option in the Connections tab). Maybe message some that looked at your profile; although remember lots of chicks browse anonymously so they don't get tons of messages.

Bebpo · « **Reply #78 on:** April 03, 2011, 02:13:28 AM »

kk, thanks.

I'm getting out some messages. It feels good to be in the virtual dating community again. Hopefully blackmage is out macking on his woman tonight so he can come back and take reigns of the thread once again.

Bebpo · « **Reply #79 on:** April 03, 2011, 02:24:44 AM »

Bebpo · « **Reply #80 on:** April 03, 2011, 02:45:25 AM »

The problem with really drinking is that while you get some good messages out, you start to get reaaaaally tired and then you're too tired to message anyone and you just fall asleep

I'm at that point now

ps. this is my livejournal thread while I am drinking

BlackMage · « **Reply #81 on:** April 03, 2011, 11:04:56 AM »

lol i encourage everyone to post in here. I don't have enough material on my own.

as long as you post pics of your girls anyway

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #82 on:** April 03, 2011, 03:10:36 PM »

I decided to skip making an OKCupid account and just post flyers for potential dates. What do you guys thing?

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Great Rumbler · « **Reply #83 on:** April 03, 2011, 03:15:06 PM »

Don't see how that could possibly fail.

Bebpo · « **Reply #84 on:** April 03, 2011, 04:04:04 PM »

I'm pretty sure you'll have more success than me

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #85 on:** April 03, 2011, 06:20:39 PM »

I met my GF on OKCupid. No idea how it happened that I got so lucky. She was the first person I messaged and we hit it off instantaneously.

I have heard a lot of amazing horror stories though

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #86 on:** April 03, 2011, 07:32:26 PM »

Quote from: Sho Nuff on April 03, 2011, 06:20:39 PM

I met my GF on OKCupid. No idea how it happened that I got so lucky. She was the first person I messaged and we hit it off instantaneously.

Does she like eating tackos, watching cartoons, and having huge breasts? If not, then you probably could have done better.

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #87 on:** April 03, 2011, 07:44:26 PM »

Yes yes and yes

Her brother also works for Nintendo but I forgave her

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #88 on:** April 03, 2011, 07:51:47 PM »

You stole my potential girlfriend. You jerk. Where are all my sweet, tacko loving girls with the big fun-bags?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #89 on:** April 03, 2011, 08:06:36 PM »

Quote from: Sho Nuff on April 03, 2011, 07:44:26 PM

Yes yes and yes

I bow down to your mad girl-fu skills.

Powerslave · « **Reply #90 on:** April 03, 2011, 08:09:29 PM »

these are insane computer time's we live in wow

BlackMage · « **Reply #91 on:** April 03, 2011, 10:57:00 PM »

so I've had a couple messages back and forth with this girl. Can I ask her out yet?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #92 on:** April 03, 2011, 11:04:24 PM »

Not until you know here stance on tackos. She may be crazy. If her tacko-stance is positive, then ask her out.

demi · « **Reply #93 on:** April 03, 2011, 11:04:56 PM »

uh, yeah. is she on okcupid just to chat? worst she can do is say she's gay. which she probably is. and fat.

BlackMage · « **Reply #94 on:** April 03, 2011, 11:05:42 PM »

Quote from: demi on April 03, 2011, 11:04:56 PM

uh, yeah. is she on okcupid just to chat? worst she can do is say she's gay. which she probably is. and fat.

you know i like dem fatties, ho

demi · « **Reply #95 on:** April 03, 2011, 11:07:40 PM »

so why you waiting, butterball? go fuck some fupa and report back.

BlackMage · « **Reply #96 on:** April 03, 2011, 11:08:12 PM »

Quote from: demi on April 03, 2011, 11:07:40 PM

so why you waiting, butterball? go fuck some fupa and report back.

10-4

Bebpo · « **Reply #97 on:** April 04, 2011, 01:31:13 AM »

I'm with demi on this one

pilonv1 · « **Reply #98 on:** April 04, 2011, 01:39:52 AM »

Quote from: demi on April 03, 2011, 11:04:56 PM

uh, yeah. is she on okcupid just to chat? worst she can do is say she's gay. which she probably is. and fat.

I always wondered about those okcupid accounts where people were attached or not looking for a relationship. WTF are they doing there then? I think they're used as reverse pyschology and girls use them to weed out the lazy and feeble men.

tiesto · « **Reply #99 on:** April 04, 2011, 09:19:17 AM »

Quote from: pilonv1 on April 04, 2011, 01:39:52 AM

Quote from: demi on April 03, 2011, 11:04:56 PM
uh, yeah. is she on okcupid just to chat? worst she can do is say she's gay. which she probably is. and fat.

I always wondered about those okcupid accounts where people were attached or not looking for a relationship. WTF are they doing there then? I think they're used as reverse pyschology and girls use them to weed out the lazy and feeble men.

I've been dating a girl for like a year and a half now but I still keep my OKC account active (with the "In A Relationship" qualifier of course), in case my friend sends me profiles of girls he's dating and I want to do a bit of stalking

Bebpo · « **Reply #100 on:** April 04, 2011, 11:41:42 AM »

The last time I dated a girl she got pissed that I still had my profile online even though it had "in a relationship" status. Some women are distinguished mentally-challenged about that stuff.

BlackMage · « **Reply #101 on:** April 04, 2011, 03:04:22 PM »

I love this girl

Mupepe · « **Reply #102 on:** April 04, 2011, 03:19:19 PM »

She wishes people would spontaneously break out in song and dance? Jesus. Fuck the shit out of her but don't stay with her. She'll make you watch shit like Fame and Step Up.

BlackMage · « **Reply #103 on:** April 04, 2011, 03:25:11 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on April 04, 2011, 03:19:19 PM

She wishes people would spontaneously break out in song and dance? Jesus. Fuck the shit out of her but don't stay with her. She'll make you watch shit like Fame and Step Up.

nobody makes Blackmage do shit he don't wanna do. NOBODY

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #104 on:** April 04, 2011, 03:29:44 PM »

give us some details!

demi · « **Reply #105 on:** April 04, 2011, 03:30:16 PM »

She's gonna spread the labia and you will melt into her lap and watch say yes to the dress

BlackMage · « **Reply #106 on:** April 04, 2011, 03:38:03 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 04, 2011, 03:29:44 PM

give us some details!

ive just been talking to her via text and she seems like a very genuine girl is all. I'm willing to forgive her glee love.

What do you think, PD. Should I ask to meet her in person yet or wait a bit longer?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #107 on:** April 04, 2011, 03:40:15 PM »

Quote from: BlackMage on April 04, 2011, 03:38:03 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 04, 2011, 03:29:44 PM
give us some details!

ive just been talking to her via text and she seems like a very genuine girl is all. I'm willing to forgive her glee love.

What do you think, PD. Should I ask to meet her in person yet or wait a bit longer?

Seems like a good idea. Maybe meet up for lunch or coffee?

lennedsay · « **Reply #108 on:** April 04, 2011, 05:29:37 PM »

Keep asking PD for love advice. That's a great idea.

Did you tell her yet that you're already in love?

BlackMage · « **Reply #109 on:** April 04, 2011, 06:13:27 PM »

Quote from: lennedsay on April 04, 2011, 05:29:37 PM

Keep asking PD for love advice. That's a great idea.

Did you tell her yet that you're already in love?

no i havent told her about you yet

lennedsay · « **Reply #110 on:** April 04, 2011, 06:20:13 PM »

Quote from: BlackMage on April 04, 2011, 06:13:27 PM

Quote from: lennedsay on April 04, 2011, 05:29:37 PM
Keep asking PD for love advice. That's a great idea.

Did you tell her yet that you're already in love?

no i havent told her about you yet

Well you might not have to if you keep asking virgins for advice on love.

BlackMage · « **Reply #111 on:** April 04, 2011, 06:24:03 PM »

Quote from: lennedsay on April 04, 2011, 06:20:13 PM

Quote from: BlackMage on April 04, 2011, 06:13:27 PM
Quote from: lennedsay on April 04, 2011, 05:29:37 PM
Keep asking PD for love advice. That's a great idea.

Did you tell her yet that you're already in love?

no i havent told her about you yet

Well you might not have to if you keep asking virgins for advice on love.

Advice is easier to give then put into practice. Quit dissing PD woman! He's my broski!

ok what should i do?

lennedsay · « **Reply #112 on:** April 04, 2011, 06:43:04 PM »

Whatevs, PD is probably laying the black pipe all over town and just acting like a virgin to make everybody feel better. Cause he's

I can't say what to do, because you're my 2nd round draft pick.

But until then, ask her out, at least to get laid. See if she's good crazy or bad crazy.

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Spoiler alert: if she admits to liking Glee in a public place, especially while trying to pick up men, she crazy boo.

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Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #113 on:** April 04, 2011, 06:48:15 PM »

PD gives bad virgin advice. Do this to her.

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BlackMage · « **Reply #114 on:** April 04, 2011, 06:55:30 PM »

Alright Mike.. you are my new man. I need advice.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #115 on:** April 04, 2011, 07:21:13 PM »

After the cops show up, tell them you thought she looked like ice cream. They will make you see a psycaitrist and he will give you drugs. Sell the drugs and use the cash to buy enough roses to cover her bed. Break into bed room and cover bed. Wait for her to arrive. This method has never failed me.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #116 on:** April 04, 2011, 07:28:10 PM »

Damn haters gonna hate while I get a homie laid. I aint even mad tho

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #117 on:** April 04, 2011, 08:08:57 PM »

Gonna go with PD's advice and support the lunch/coffee/tea route.

lennedsay · « **Reply #118 on:** April 05, 2011, 01:59:49 AM »

So did you ask her on a mini-date yet? Tick tock bub.

You better not find some dumb excuse not to.

These are times that Man vs. Wild is NOT the most important aspect of your evening.

Powerslave · « **Reply #119 on:** April 05, 2011, 09:39:35 AM »

let's.... see the girl?

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