Author Topic: So I made an OKCupid account. (Read 12935 times)

demi · « **Reply #120 on:** April 05, 2011, 09:48:49 AM »

He posted her pic earlier.

Powerslave · « **Reply #121 on:** April 05, 2011, 10:21:40 AM »

oh how did I miss that

nice tits, you can call her freckles.

BlackMage · « **Reply #122 on:** April 05, 2011, 08:09:05 PM »

Quote from: Powerslave on April 05, 2011, 10:21:40 AM

oh how did I miss that

nice tits, you can call her freckles.

not her. I'm after the other girl i posted.

Nintendosbooger · « **Reply #123 on:** April 05, 2011, 11:05:09 PM »

Quit that online shit, man. With any decent looking bitch online, you'll be competing with a mob of different dudes/weirdos; whereas in real life, you're only contending with the guys that have/had the balls to approach the bitch. Online bitches think their shit doesn't stink and get so gassed up over little stuff like some 120-lb Afghan with a unibrow from another State expressing some interest in them.

It's a number game, and the online dating stuff is a rest haven for attention whores, guy.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #124 on:** April 06, 2011, 03:24:59 PM »

O no! Mojo stole BM's gal. Booger was right!

cool breeze · « **Reply #125 on:** April 06, 2011, 04:01:01 PM »

Online dating still sounds terrifying to me. Even the good experiences posted here sound like the exceptions. How do they ensure you won't meet a gunga galunga, or worse, Meg Ryan? Can I find someone who likes Way of the Samurai and Gattaca?

Also, seems like mostly older people doing it (late 20s, 30s), which is doubly scary because it makes college out to be the last bastion of meeting people in the meat.

Mupepe · « **Reply #126 on:** April 06, 2011, 04:01:47 PM »

Quote from: mojovonio on April 06, 2011, 03:59:16 PM

Just found out a band I love is playing Saturday too. FUUUU. Contemplatinng moving date night.

why not try to make a date for the concert? the only downside would be that if she says no to it and then you try to reschedule she'll definitely know what's up haha

Mupepe · « **Reply #127 on:** April 06, 2011, 04:02:47 PM »

Quote from: Linkzg on April 06, 2011, 04:01:01 PM

Online dating still sounds terrifying to me. Even the good experiences posted here sound like the exceptions. How do they ensure you won't meet a gunga galunga, or worse, Meg Ryan? Can I find someone who likes Way of the Samurai and Gattaca?

Also, seems like mostly older people doing it (late 20s, 30s), which is doubly scary because it makes college out to be the last bastion of meeting people in the meat.

You'll never get as many dates as you do in college unless you're a club/bar rat. Any kind of school is the easiest way to meet women.

Mupepe · « **Reply #128 on:** April 06, 2011, 04:13:26 PM »

in that case, make sure to plug her ass good for me. Jam your thumb right in there. Argh.

BlackMage · « **Reply #129 on:** April 06, 2011, 04:31:42 PM »

Well I asked the girl if she wants to meet, but I'm awaiting a reply. In the meantime I'll just start messaging more womenz. I've been getting a lot of messages from some ugly ass girls, the past couple days.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #130 on:** April 06, 2011, 04:35:48 PM »

The uggoz are just practice for ones you like.

Mupepe · « **Reply #131 on:** April 06, 2011, 04:53:12 PM »

Just hump the uggos in the meantime. Treat them like dirt too.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #132 on:** April 06, 2011, 04:58:11 PM »

one girl I met from okcupid and got a bj from is now doing fetish porn

BlackMage · « **Reply #133 on:** April 06, 2011, 05:31:29 PM »

I messaged a new girl who is very cute and seems very low maintenance.. Her requirements from a guy are he can't own any Ed Hardy or Affliction clothing.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #134 on:** April 06, 2011, 05:35:56 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on April 06, 2011, 04:58:11 PM

one girl I met from okcupid and got a bj from is now doing fetish porn

pics

lennedsay · « **Reply #135 on:** April 06, 2011, 05:36:44 PM »

Quote from: BlackMage on April 06, 2011, 05:31:29 PM

I messaged a new girl who is very cute and seems very low maintenance.. Her requirements from a guy are he can't own any Ed Hardy or Affliction clothing.

She's perfect! Let me know if her inner lesbian wants to visit St Louis.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #136 on:** April 06, 2011, 05:44:41 PM »

meh might as well. never talk to her anymore

these are from her modeling profile, not the porn site

ish

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Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #137 on:** April 06, 2011, 05:48:32 PM »

Blackmage what do you typically say when you message chicks?

On a side note, I need to delete Harry Potter from my favorite books list. Attracts to many crazy people

BlackMage · « **Reply #138 on:** April 06, 2011, 05:51:52 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 06, 2011, 05:48:32 PM

Blackmage what do you typically say when you message chicks?

On a side note, I need to delete Harry Potter from my favorite books list. Attracts to many crazy people

I usually just compliment their profile and make a sentence or two about stuff I have in common with her. That's about it.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #139 on:** April 06, 2011, 07:06:21 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on April 06, 2011, 05:44:41 PM

meh might as well. never talk to her anymore

these are from her modeling profile, not the porn site

ish

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TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #140 on:** April 06, 2011, 07:12:37 PM »

she was fucking insane. like, clingy, obsessive, and not that bright.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #141 on:** April 06, 2011, 07:15:31 PM »

What's with you and all this sex lately. It's like loss virginity, sleep with 30 girls in 30 days. I'm jelous.

BlackMage · « **Reply #142 on:** April 06, 2011, 07:17:44 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on April 06, 2011, 07:15:31 PM

What's with you and all this sex lately. It's like loss virginity, sleep with 30 girls in 30 days. I'm jelous.

my man opened the floodgates

Positive Touch · « **Reply #143 on:** April 06, 2011, 08:48:56 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on April 06, 2011, 07:12:37 PM

she was fucking insane. like, clingy, obsessive, and not that bright.

yeah but she sucked yr dick

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #144 on:** April 06, 2011, 08:52:29 PM »

Quote from: BlackMage on April 06, 2011, 07:17:44 PM

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on April 06, 2011, 07:15:31 PM
What's with you and all this sex lately. It's like loss virginity, sleep with 30 girls in 30 days. I'm jelous.

my man opened the floodgates

He cried and it's all pity sex? I could do that.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #145 on:** April 06, 2011, 10:23:38 PM »

it works! fun fact: you can also use your tears as sexual lubricant!

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #146 on:** April 06, 2011, 10:33:30 PM »

"Don't worry dear, my tears will save you tears from the butt-pounging I'm about to give you *sniffile sniffile"

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #147 on:** April 07, 2011, 01:06:58 PM »

Or you could get lucky. My GF went on OKCupid on a dare from her friend. Little did she know she would run into the wall of inexplicable charm that is Sho Nuff

Me

Whatever my hot girlfriend sees in a totally ugly dude like me

demi · « **Reply #148 on:** April 07, 2011, 01:22:19 PM »

Sho Nuff knew it was forever when she said "I want to ride that" and meant the AstroCab

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #149 on:** April 07, 2011, 02:28:58 PM »

She was all up in the Astro Cab!

She also loves split-screen deathmatch with rocket launchers

I might be hallucinating this entire relationship, I'm not entirely sure

BlackMage · « **Reply #150 on:** April 10, 2011, 11:47:54 AM »

So my profile has not gotten any activity this week and the girl that I liked and talked to has stopped responding. It was fun while it lasted, folks.

rodi · « **Reply #151 on:** April 10, 2011, 02:22:48 PM »

Sounds like a waste of time and money lol

BlackMage · « **Reply #152 on:** April 10, 2011, 07:10:44 PM »

I'm never gonna get a gf

Diunx · « **Reply #153 on:** April 10, 2011, 07:12:39 PM »

You should have realized that the day you signed up to a video games message board

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #154 on:** April 10, 2011, 07:16:47 PM »

Powerslave · « **Reply #155 on:** April 10, 2011, 07:30:35 PM »

cool breeze · « **Reply #156 on:** April 10, 2011, 09:13:22 PM »

Quote from: BlackMage on April 10, 2011, 07:10:44 PM

I'm never gonna get a gf

never say never, bro. a long time? maybe

wait ~20 years and hit up ourtime.com

BlackMage · « **Reply #157 on:** April 11, 2011, 12:36:25 AM »

and just when I thought all was lost, THIS girl messages me!!

on the right.

and she lives in the same town as me AWW YEAH

Powerslave · « **Reply #158 on:** April 11, 2011, 12:46:04 AM »

I'm already preparing for the incoming disappointment aka I wont get my hypes up.

BlackMage · « **Reply #159 on:** April 11, 2011, 12:47:30 AM »

I know but she messaged me so that has to count for something.

Powerslave · « **Reply #160 on:** April 11, 2011, 12:54:07 AM »

just say to her that you post on a forum full of geeks and virgins

bitches love geeks and virgins

BlackMage · « **Reply #161 on:** April 15, 2011, 07:46:26 PM »

I got this girl's number FUCK YEAH

Bebpo · « **Reply #162 on:** April 15, 2011, 09:30:31 PM »

Boogie · « **Reply #163 on:** April 15, 2011, 09:35:47 PM »

Quote from: BlackMage on April 15, 2011, 07:46:26 PM

I got this girl's number FUCK YEAH
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being 6'3"

BlackMage · « **Reply #164 on:** April 15, 2011, 10:06:36 PM »

NO BEING BLACKMAGE

Boogie · « **Reply #165 on:** April 15, 2011, 10:18:59 PM »

Quote from: BlackMage on April 15, 2011, 10:06:36 PM

NO BEING BLACKMAGE

Boogie is skeptical

and needed a haircut.

BlackMage · « **Reply #166 on:** April 15, 2011, 10:19:36 PM »

she aint even seen me in person. but duude her profile says she's 5'0" haha

Bebpo · « **Reply #167 on:** April 15, 2011, 10:20:45 PM »

good times bro

I always wanted to date a girl that's like 5' or shorter. Just to see what it'd be like to be the tall guy. There are some cute short girls out there.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #168 on:** April 15, 2011, 10:24:49 PM »

A five foot cute as hell red head? This is my dream. You have stolen it.

Boogie · « **Reply #169 on:** April 15, 2011, 10:25:09 PM »

Quote from: BlackMage on April 15, 2011, 10:19:36 PM

she aint even seen me in person. but duude her profile says she's 5'0" haha

her height is irrelevant.

tiesto · « **Reply #170 on:** April 16, 2011, 01:48:49 AM »

Quote from: Bebpo on April 15, 2011, 10:20:45 PM

good times bro

I always wanted to date a girl that's like 5' or shorter. Just to see what it'd be like to be the tall guy. There are some cute short girls out there.

Dated a girl who was 4'10" once. I loved that she was short, but she was also the insane Jesus freak one.

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #171 on:** April 16, 2011, 05:28:15 AM »

Quote from: BlackMage on April 15, 2011, 10:19:36 PM

she aint even seen me in person. but duude her profile says she's 5'0" haha

What's wrong with being 5'-0"? :'(

On that note, I dated a guy that was 6'-3" once. I'd wear my school girl outfit and he'd look like a fucking pedophile. HAHAHAHAHAH

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #172 on:** April 16, 2011, 09:00:06 AM »

Quote from: BlackMage on April 15, 2011, 10:19:36 PM

she aint even seen me in person. but duude her profile says she's 5'0" haha

He is talking about you being 6'3". Yes, taller men have it easier, regardless of how tall the girl is.

naff · « **Reply #173 on:** April 16, 2011, 10:45:04 AM »

<- 6'6"

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #174 on:** April 16, 2011, 01:49:16 PM »

Quote from: CrystalGemini on April 16, 2011, 05:28:15 AM

Quote from: BlackMage on April 15, 2011, 10:19:36 PM
she aint even seen me in person. but duude her profile says she's 5'0" haha

What's wrong with being 5'-0"? :'(

On that note, I dated a guy that was 6'-3" once. I'd wear my school girl outfit and he'd look like a fucking pedophile. HAHAHAHAHAH

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #175 on:** April 16, 2011, 02:19:42 PM »

Previous GF = 5'
New GF = 6'

LEVEL UP

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #176 on:** April 16, 2011, 02:46:26 PM »

Quote from: The Experiment on April 16, 2011, 09:00:06 AM

Quote from: BlackMage on April 15, 2011, 10:19:36 PM
she aint even seen me in person. but duude her profile says she's 5'0" haha

He is talking about you being 6'3". Yes, taller men have it easier, regardless of how tall the girl is.

Yep.

Bitches.

cool breeze · « **Reply #177 on:** April 16, 2011, 03:23:13 PM »

The woes of being short man :'(

I'm around 5'8" or 9" and all I see are taller people. If I look straight ahead, I just see a bunch of t-shirts.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #178 on:** April 16, 2011, 03:25:53 PM »

cool breeze · « **Reply #179 on:** April 16, 2011, 03:28:46 PM »

Quote from: CrystalGemini on April 16, 2011, 05:28:15 AM

Quote from: BlackMage on April 15, 2011, 10:19:36 PM
she aint even seen me in person. but duude her profile says she's 5'0" haha

What's wrong with being 5'-0"? :'(

On that note, I dated a guy that was 6'-3" once. I'd wear my school girl outfit and he'd look like a fucking pedophile. HAHAHAHAHAH

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Author Topic: So I made an OKCupid account. (Read 12935 times)