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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #120 on: April 18, 2011, 08:20:36 PM »
Hittin at midnight, will be there

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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #121 on: April 18, 2011, 08:23:44 PM »
After I beat the single player part if somebody wants to play the co-op campaign together on the 360 let me know. One caveat is that I'm a dumb ass when it comes to puzzle games so if that bothers you or you don't have any patience for my dumb ass forget about it.

Well you are the only guy with 360 ver here so I might take you up on that... lol.
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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #122 on: April 18, 2011, 11:43:04 PM »
55 minutes to go.
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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #123 on: April 18, 2011, 11:52:59 PM »
Finishing Killing Floor's bar shaved off 5 mins :lol

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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #124 on: April 18, 2011, 11:56:50 PM »
Finishing Killing Floor's bar shaved off 5 mins :lol

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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #125 on: April 19, 2011, 12:04:21 AM »
You feel really bad because people were forced to PLAY AWESOME VIDEOGAMES?
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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #126 on: April 19, 2011, 12:04:49 AM »
if you have a golden potato you got the valve complete pack for free, which includes Portal 2  :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #127 on: April 19, 2011, 12:06:13 AM »
I thought the whole thing was stupid and lame but if that's what people want to waste their time on more power to them. I don't really have the Valve fetish like some gamers so I mostly ignored the whole thing.

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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #128 on: April 19, 2011, 12:07:04 AM »
I love Valve games and think Steam is a great service, but I didn't participate either. Too busy playing Minecraft.
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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #129 on: April 19, 2011, 12:11:01 AM »
You feel really bad because people were forced to PLAY AWESOME VIDEOGAMES?

Killing Floor is a pretty bad game, for example. Sure, I like playing it but it's also bad.

Bad? Killing Floor is great.
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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #130 on: April 19, 2011, 12:13:26 AM »
ilovebees was the only good ARG anyway
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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #131 on: April 19, 2011, 12:14:24 AM »
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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #132 on: April 19, 2011, 12:14:37 AM »
I feel bad for the people I know that blindly bought these games and spent hours trying to do all these puzzles (but then I'm like, "fuck them" too because they wouldn't like BF3 on facebook). It's kinda shitty that people went through all that trouble thinking "Man, the games coming out on Friday!" only to find out the game was coming out the same day as it always was.

meh. I just say fuck em. If they wasted their time and money maybe it will teach them a lesson and just wait a day for a game to come out. If they enjoyed the games then I guess it was worth it for devs who took part in it.

I just like playing games. All that meta crap annoys the shit out of me so as long as people keep it to one thread and don't shit up a board then that's their business I guess. It's more annoying on places like reddit where the entire gaming section has turned into Portal 2 threads but then reddit gaming is kind of annoying anyway. Note I also hated that "I love bees" crap from Halo years back. "Viral" marketing is bullshit in general imo. Just show me a couple of videos and put up some game information and that's all I need without the hype train. I like Portal but I realize I don't like it remotely as much as a lot of people which leads to this sort of frenzy. Which is fine. Different strokes.


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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #133 on: April 19, 2011, 12:15:50 AM »
FUCK WHY DID I CLICK THAT SPOILER
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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #134 on: April 19, 2011, 12:16:23 AM »
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I feel bad for the people I know that blindly bought these games and spent hours trying to do all these puzzles

Well they are fucking morons. I took the opportunity to play Defense Grid, a game that I had already bought on sale a while back but never really got a chance to get into. Even then, I've only played it for a few hours. I've enjoyed it immensely. But yeah, fuck Valve.  ::) Whatever. For the record, it's not like I give a shit about EA trying to get "likes" on Facebook, either.
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« Reply #135 on: April 19, 2011, 12:19:11 AM »
if u bought the pack and got all the potatoes you got every valve game including portal 2 for free so i dont feel bad
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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #136 on: April 19, 2011, 12:19:53 AM »
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I FUCKING KNEW THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN.

It's going to happen to all their games in the future.

I'm perfectly happy with my free, well-maintained online servers and regular updates being subsidized by people with more money than intelligence.
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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #137 on: April 19, 2011, 12:20:46 AM »
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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #138 on: April 19, 2011, 12:27:16 AM »
2.5 minutes!! :omg
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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #139 on: April 19, 2011, 12:27:22 AM »
I can gift you the original :teehee
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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #140 on: April 19, 2011, 12:27:38 AM »
Decrypting :omg

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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #141 on: April 19, 2011, 12:31:15 AM »
I edited my post.

Also: Small download incoming! Play shall commence shortly!
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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #142 on: April 19, 2011, 12:42:37 AM »
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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #143 on: April 19, 2011, 12:49:54 AM »
available now, it sez
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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #144 on: April 19, 2011, 12:52:01 AM »
Still keep getting error, server's getting hammered. Feed the hamster!!
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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #145 on: April 19, 2011, 12:54:49 AM »
OMG ITS RELEASED ON THE AUS STORE THANK YOU BASED GABE
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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #146 on: April 19, 2011, 12:57:17 AM »
dl'ing at 6.1mb/s here :lol

sorry poor australians
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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #147 on: April 19, 2011, 01:00:57 AM »
I pre-loaded at 1.5mb/s last week, I'm fine.
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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #148 on: April 19, 2011, 01:16:39 AM »
Just finished chapter 1.

Writing is phenomenal (I've laughed out loud at least four times already)
Graphics are great
Puzzles are well designed

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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #149 on: April 19, 2011, 01:17:56 AM »
Concur on all account there.

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Edit: Also the music is really, REALLY good.
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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #150 on: April 19, 2011, 01:27:38 AM »
I am going to retire from the interwebs until tonight when I get to play this. I hate you all.
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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #151 on: April 19, 2011, 02:02:26 AM »
Made it to Chapter 3. How awesome? So awesome. Gotta go to bed, though. :(
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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #152 on: April 19, 2011, 02:45:17 AM »
106 minutes. Now to bed.
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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #153 on: April 19, 2011, 04:23:19 AM »
Staying out of this thread until I'm done, but yes this game is VARRRRRY GOOOOOOOOD  :-*

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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #154 on: April 19, 2011, 05:13:11 AM »
at ch 5 or so

might be Valves best game so far

also the source engine is looking gorgeous, shit got UPGRADED
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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #155 on: April 19, 2011, 06:04:12 AM »
the first time I broke up:

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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #156 on: April 19, 2011, 06:49:58 AM »
Chapter 3 is brilliant.

It looks great and it doesn't seem to be taxing my machine either.

Love some of the lines

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You know who murders someone trying to help them? No one

Breathing the same room full of air until you die

And the bit in chapter 3 about you being a horrible person
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:lol

Now I'm stuck in the room

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Probably not that hard but I just cant work it out atm.
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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #157 on: April 19, 2011, 08:28:00 AM »
The surprise. :lol
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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #158 on: April 19, 2011, 08:33:52 AM »
My 3yr old daughter just spent about a half hour laughing her ass off as she jumped through portal after portal :lol She insisted on putting on the 3D glasses. Tiny mind: blown
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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #159 on: April 19, 2011, 09:00:25 AM »
One campaign for single player, you are a human

Different campaign for co-op where you're a robot
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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #161 on: April 19, 2011, 10:18:22 AM »
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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #162 on: April 19, 2011, 11:15:21 AM »
3 hours in. game is fantastic. without spoiling stuff i'm at the parts with the speed/jump gel. actually i'm passed that too but if you're there you know what part of the game i'm at. puzzles are really fun. writing is super good. graphically they've definitely upgrades Source. it's mostly the lighting/shadows, post effects and motion blur that does it. the game screenshots really good unlike most games. i feel i'm about over halfway through i imagine. give or take.
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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #163 on: April 19, 2011, 11:52:09 AM »
Source engine has definitely been beefed up. They're doing some nice dynamic lighting stuff now that makes everything feel more alive.

That opening sequence is fucking bananas. Crazy mindbending shit like that is worth 20 Crysis 2's worth of things blowing up.

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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #164 on: April 19, 2011, 12:09:16 PM »
Just wanna say:

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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #165 on: April 19, 2011, 12:51:40 PM »
Chapter 6: Wow. WOW. I can't be any more hyped for Half-Life 2: Episode 3/Half-Life 3 than I am right now.

Okay, this chapter just keeps getting better and better.
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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #166 on: April 19, 2011, 01:42:14 PM »
I fucking love Valve so much

They are like the Pixar in my pants

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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #167 on: April 19, 2011, 01:51:00 PM »
The
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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #168 on: April 19, 2011, 01:54:19 PM »
Reviews are in:

Gamespot - 9/10
Game Informer - 9.5/10
IGN - 9.5/10
Giant Bomb - 5/5
GameTrailers - 9/10
PC Gamer - 94/100
Eurogamer - 10/10
Edge Magazine UK - 9/10
Computers & Videogames UK - 9.3/10
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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #169 on: April 19, 2011, 02:19:01 PM »
:bow Valve :bow2

Can't wait to get home and play some more.
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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #170 on: April 19, 2011, 02:54:48 PM »
just beat it. took around 5 hours. excellent. wait until you see the resolution of the final encounter. amazing stuff
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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #171 on: April 19, 2011, 03:03:32 PM »
5 hours?  Will wait for inevitable $10 steam sale.
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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #172 on: April 19, 2011, 03:08:50 PM »
well your results may vary. i do tend to burn through games fairly quickly so my time may be quicker than most. i imagine the average will be around 6 hours. a lot of games nowadays are around that length but this is dense with some amazing content. plus the co-op which is supposed to be just as long and has its own story. then there's also developers commentary which (hopefully) is full campaign. so i think the package is worth it.
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« Reply #173 on: April 19, 2011, 03:11:51 PM »
I'm at 4 hours and in the midst of chapter
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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #174 on: April 19, 2011, 03:18:06 PM »
http://www.giantbomb.com/chat/

they are showing Portal 2 co-op between PC and PS3 it's pretty AWESOME
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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #175 on: April 19, 2011, 03:19:15 PM »
:bow Valve :bow2

Can't wait to get home and play some more.

OMG, I know. Go faster clock!
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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #176 on: April 19, 2011, 03:27:36 PM »
5 hours?  Will wait for inevitable $10 steam sale.

I'm at 5 hours and still not quite finished yet. There's also there co-op, which has different levels and puzzles.
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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #177 on: April 19, 2011, 05:31:49 PM »
just beat it

steam says i logged 7.3 hours so far

I got stuck in maybe 3 tests so factor that in i guess.

On to coop, if anyone wants to play later tonight msg me

Also where were all the tests from the previews, with the crushers, I didnt see any.
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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #178 on: April 19, 2011, 05:38:08 PM »
lol, everyones beating this already. serves you right for paying full price, loooosers. shoulda waited for a $5 steam sale
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Re: Why aren't we talking about Portal 2?
« Reply #179 on: April 19, 2011, 05:44:38 PM »
did anyone play the Super 8 interactive trailer/game?

at first I was like wtf? then I was like wow

so weird