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« Reply #60 on: September 27, 2009, 02:05:46 PM »
If anything Obama would understand where Roman Polanski was coming from. I mean, white wimmiz and all.
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« Reply #61 on: September 27, 2009, 02:07:06 PM »
I think you guys are looking at this the wrong way.  I mean, R Kelly was able to piss on a young girl and have sex with who knows how many others and he never produced anything as awesome as Rosemary's Baby or Chinatown, and then there's Michael Jackson to consider.  If anything, we should be angry with him for failing to produce anything as good as those two movies since he got away with rape.
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« Reply #62 on: September 27, 2009, 02:07:27 PM »
I somehow doubt she waited nearly twenty years to get money. Most likely it was closure.


Makes sense to me. Skanky 13 year old hatches a plan to finagle a large sum of money from a famous Polish movie director by sleeping with him, feigning rape, manipulating him to flee the country to France, convincing the French government to deny extradition (probably by sleeping with a few government officials, fucking whore), then wait 20 years to file a civil suit. Genius and cunning plan if I do say so myself. Roman Polanksi never saw it coming.

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« Reply #63 on: September 27, 2009, 02:09:07 PM »
I think you guys are looking at this the wrong way.  I mean, R Kelly was able to piss on a young girl and have sex with who knows how many others and he never produced anything as awesome as Rosemary's Baby or Chinatown, and then there's Michael Jackson to consider.  If anything, we should be angry with him for failing to produce anything as good as those two movies since he got away with rape.

There's a difference tho. R Kelly diddled a little black girl. Jacko diddled a bunch of little boys. I mean who the fuck cares about them? This Pollack soiled an innocent little white girl. Someone has to pay for that.
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« Reply #64 on: September 27, 2009, 02:10:58 PM »
I think you guys are looking at this the wrong way.  I mean, R Kelly was able to piss on a young girl and have sex with who knows how many others and he never produced anything as awesome as Rosemary's Baby or Chinatown, and then there's Michael Jackson to consider.  If anything, we should be angry with him for failing to produce anything as good as those two movies since he got away with rape.

There's a difference tho. R Kelly diddled a little black girl. Jacko diddled a bunch of little boys. I mean who the fuck cares about them? This Pollack soiled an innocent little white girl. Someone has to pay for that.


and on top of that, we'll need to burn her at the stake because she has been tainted with polish semen.

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« Reply #65 on: September 27, 2009, 02:14:01 PM »
I think you guys are looking at this the wrong way.  I mean, R Kelly was able to piss on a young girl and have sex with who knows how many others and he never produced anything as awesome as Rosemary's Baby or Chinatown, and then there's Michael Jackson to consider.  If anything, we should be angry with him for failing to produce anything as good as those two movies since he got away with rape.

There's a difference tho. R Kelly diddled a little black girl. Jacko diddled a bunch of little boys. I mean who the fuck cares about them? This Pollack soiled an innocent little white girl. Someone has to pay for that.


and on top of that, we'll need to burn her at the stake because she has been tainted with polish semen.

Polish semen is the best semen around :smug

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« Reply #66 on: September 27, 2009, 02:22:28 PM »
You seem like a cool guy Kosma, but this thread makes you sound really fucking dumb.
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« Reply #67 on: September 27, 2009, 02:24:45 PM »
I think you guys are looking at this the wrong way.  I mean, R Kelly was able to piss on a young girl and have sex with who knows how many others and he never produced anything as awesome as Rosemary's Baby or Chinatown, and then there's Michael Jackson to consider.  If anything, we should be angry with him for failing to produce anything as good as those two movies since he got away with rape.

There's a difference tho. R Kelly diddled a little black girl. Jacko diddled a bunch of little boys. I mean who the fuck cares about them? This Pollack soiled an innocent little white girl. Someone has to pay for that.


and on top of that, we'll need to burn her at the stake because she has been tainted with polish semen.

Polish semen is the best semen around :smug


We can't have you polluting our pure american gene pool

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« Reply #68 on: September 27, 2009, 02:34:45 PM »
Hall of Fame this bitch.
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« Reply #69 on: September 27, 2009, 02:38:17 PM »
PS: Polish and French officials are going to appeal to Obama to grant amnesty to Polanski and ask the Swiss officials to let him go.
The would be political suicide in a very critical time of his presidency. 

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« Reply #70 on: September 27, 2009, 02:42:36 PM »
Hall of Fame this bitch.

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not for your comments, for Borys' comment about polish semen  :-*

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« Reply #71 on: September 27, 2009, 03:01:51 PM »
He's nothing but a low-down, double-dealing, backstabbing, larcenous perverted worm! Hanging's too good for him. Burning's too good for him! He should be torn into little bitsy pieces and buried alive!
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« Reply #72 on: September 27, 2009, 03:03:35 PM »
He's nothing but a low-down, double-dealing, backstabbing, larcenous perverted worm! Hanging's too good for him. Burning's too good for him! He should be torn into little bitsy pieces and buried alive!




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« Reply #73 on: September 27, 2009, 03:12:13 PM »
She can say many things Willco, doesnt make them true.

Did Polanski ever admit to raping her? Or did he only admit to having sex with a minor?

A 13yo girl cannot have consensual sex with an adult, it's automatically rape.

I know the law dude

Also PD, you dont know the law everywhere

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You know the guy that designed that map has to be wilde pedo.  :-\
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« Reply #74 on: September 27, 2009, 04:02:32 PM »
holy shit kosma  :lol :lol :lol
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« Reply #75 on: September 27, 2009, 04:06:52 PM »
Meh, he directed Chinatown.

FREE POLANSKI!!!
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« Reply #76 on: September 27, 2009, 04:31:05 PM »
How is this 3 pages? Who the hell is Polanski? :lol
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« Reply #77 on: September 27, 2009, 04:33:20 PM »
Roman Polanski?

Director of Rosemary's Baby, Chinatown, Tess, The Pianist, The Ninth Gate, The Tenant, etc.
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« Reply #78 on: September 27, 2009, 04:34:03 PM »
How is this 3 pages? Who the hell is Polanski? :lol

smh.
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« Reply #79 on: September 27, 2009, 04:34:46 PM »
Roman Polanski?

Director of Rosemary's Baby, Chinatown, Tess, The Pianist, The Ninth Gate, The Tenant, etc.

Uh... yeah. Never seen those. You guys carry on
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« Reply #80 on: September 27, 2009, 04:35:54 PM »
You've never seen Chinatown!? Rosemary's Baby?!
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« Reply #81 on: September 27, 2009, 04:37:49 PM »
I don't watch movies, waste of time
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« Reply #82 on: September 27, 2009, 04:39:08 PM »
demi annihilated

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« Reply #83 on: September 27, 2009, 04:45:26 PM »
Hey B its not only the Polish foreign ministry getting up in arms, but the French too.


Well stop the bus. Poland and France are upset.

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« Reply #84 on: September 27, 2009, 04:52:03 PM »
I've never seen Rosmary's Baby. Chinatown is fucking amazing though
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« Reply #85 on: September 27, 2009, 04:52:52 PM »





Thanks.  Now I know where to take my little cousins for our winter trip. 






Guys, I feel like we're jumping the gun a little here.  We don't really know the full story, and there are certain circumstances in which Polanski may have needed to rape a 13 year old girl in order to save her.  What if there was an adolescent-hungry vortex, for instance, and because Polanski's hands were full of drugs and champagne, the only way to reel her back in to safety was with his dick.  The point is we don't really know.

Also that work ethic!

:lol

You beat me to it.  Is there anything the vortex argument can't defend? 


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« Reply #86 on: September 27, 2009, 04:54:36 PM »
I didn't know 16 was the age of consent in Michigan  :lol
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« Reply #87 on: September 27, 2009, 04:55:12 PM »
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What's wrong with that? I watch the movie and get entertainment out of it too. Multitasking. Borys annihilated. Go sit at a rundown bus stop, gringo.
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« Reply #88 on: September 27, 2009, 04:57:45 PM »
I didn't know 16 was the age of consent in Michigan  :lol

I always liked that state.
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« Reply #89 on: September 27, 2009, 05:06:33 PM »
I didn't know 16 was the age of consent in Michigan  :lol

I always liked that state.

Looks like half of Mexico is pedo central, tho.  Not shocking to see Japan in dark blue, either.
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« Reply #90 on: September 27, 2009, 05:08:53 PM »
I didn't know 16 was the age of consent in Michigan  :lol

Apparently, neither do most black High School girls. 

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« Reply #91 on: September 27, 2009, 05:09:15 PM »
Its not pedo if its not ilegal...
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« Reply #92 on: September 27, 2009, 05:27:16 PM »
:bow the Pianist
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« Reply #93 on: September 27, 2009, 05:28:19 PM »
I don't know, i think too much time has passed already. If the victim doesn't want to pursue the accusation, then i don't see the point right now, after all this time.

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« Reply #94 on: September 27, 2009, 05:28:53 PM »
Not shocking to see Japan in dark blue, either.

Explains why most gaffers want to live there.

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« Reply #95 on: September 27, 2009, 05:30:28 PM »
I don't know, i think too much time has passed already. If the victim doesn't want to pursue the accusation, then i don't see the point right now, after all this time.

it's a pretty major criminal offense...that's why she can't just drop it on her own. 

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« Reply #96 on: September 27, 2009, 05:31:11 PM »
Anyway, now that we've finally captured Polanski maybe we can focus on bin Laden now.

Kosma- oh, quit your whining.  Internets, serious business, etc etc.  I for one don't think you condone pedos, and besides we all know for a fact that Maurice is all about incest and cheeseburgers, and Junpei is taking hormones in preparation for the big snip, so you're pretty normal by comparison.  Your "she might have been asking for it" reasoning is kind of creepy and means I'd never let you date my hypothetical daughter, but any hypothetical daughter I have is probably going to be out working the fields until sundown and then locked in the cellar until morning anyhow.
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« Reply #97 on: September 27, 2009, 05:36:54 PM »
Well she went to Jack Nicholson's house in the 70s...
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« Reply #98 on: September 27, 2009, 05:39:48 PM »
I don't think Kosma is a pedophile, just that he endorses teenage rape.
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« Reply #99 on: September 27, 2009, 05:40:18 PM »
I don't think Kosma is a pedophile, just that he endorses teenage rape.

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« Reply #100 on: September 27, 2009, 05:43:40 PM »
I don't know, i think too much time has passed already. If the victim doesn't want to pursue the accusation, then i don't see the point right now, after all this time.

There's nothing to pursue, the case has already been closed; he plead guilty to charges.
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« Reply #101 on: September 27, 2009, 05:53:57 PM »
He makes good movies, I think he should be allowed to be above the law.  I do not agree with this arrest.

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« Reply #102 on: September 27, 2009, 05:54:38 PM »
Is there anything the vortex argument can't defend? 

Kosma's posts in this thread.
« Last Edit: September 27, 2009, 05:57:53 PM by Chipopo »

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« Reply #103 on: September 27, 2009, 06:55:18 PM »
Is there anything the vortex argument can't defend? 

Kosma's posts in this thread.

What if a server-destroying vortex opened up and the only way to save Evilbore from being swallowed up by it was to make a thread defending Roman Polanski against rape charges? Frankly, we just don't have enough fact here to be sure.
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« Reply #104 on: September 27, 2009, 07:00:19 PM »
Is there anything the vortex argument can't defend? 

Kosma's posts in this thread.

What if a server-destroying vortex opened up and the only way to save Evilbore from being swallowed up by it was to make a thread defending Roman Polanski against rape charges? Frankly, we just don't have enough fact here to be sure.

but if a counter vortex opened and the only way to close it was to not have enough facts, we'd be safe.

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« Reply #105 on: September 27, 2009, 07:02:33 PM »
why would defending roman polanski stop a vortex from doing anything?  Sorry, but if you stretch the vortex defense too far, it just loses all its plausibility.

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« Reply #106 on: September 27, 2009, 07:14:17 PM »
Kosma, are you worried that Polanski being guilty may make it so that a 16 year old in the future would be arrested for hooking up with a 13 year old who "looks older"?  This guy was 3 times her age, obviously knew her parents and therefore how old that she was, and then he got her boozed and drugged up.  There's no way he could defend anything that he did as an innocent mistake.

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« Reply #107 on: September 27, 2009, 07:23:44 PM »
she went to jack nicholson's mansion during the 70s she was probably expecting to get high and give a couple of blow jobs but got upset when she felt a polish sausage up her ass.
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« Reply #108 on: September 27, 2009, 07:52:59 PM »
This is the second thread I've clicked on just to do the vortex gag, and both times I was too late.  Screw you guys!

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« Reply #109 on: September 27, 2009, 07:56:02 PM »
why would defending roman polanski stop a vortex from doing anything?  Sorry, but if you stretch the vortex defense too far, it just loses all its plausibility.


in these hypotheticals, the vortex is a very particular bitch that can be satiated under very circumscribed circumstances.

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« Reply #110 on: September 27, 2009, 07:58:13 PM »
ITT we defend famous serial killers as if they were Polish film directors
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« Reply #111 on: September 27, 2009, 08:02:28 PM »
FYI, the Swiss INVITED Polanski to Switzerland for the film festival only to arrest him when he arrived.
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« Reply #112 on: September 27, 2009, 08:03:17 PM »
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« Reply #113 on: September 27, 2009, 08:08:20 PM »

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« Reply #114 on: September 27, 2009, 08:11:28 PM »
FYI, the Swiss INVITED Polanski to Switzerland for the film festival only to arrest him when he arrived.

It's almost as if the film festival that invited him doesn't actually run the country. WHO KNEW!?
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« Reply #115 on: September 27, 2009, 08:14:52 PM »
never trust swedes

swedes, the swiss, same diff

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« Reply #116 on: September 27, 2009, 08:16:44 PM »
FYI, the Swiss INVITED Polanski to Switzerland for the film festival only to arrest him when he arrived.

It's almost as if the film festival that invited him doesn't actually run the country. WHO KNEW!?

I heard Switzerland has a bicameral legislature, where the film board is the lower house and Roger Federer is the upper house.

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« Reply #117 on: September 27, 2009, 08:18:02 PM »
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« Reply #118 on: September 27, 2009, 08:19:13 PM »
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« Reply #119 on: September 27, 2009, 08:19:57 PM »
FYI, the Swiss INVITED Polanski to Switzerland for the film festival only to arrest him when he arrived.

It's almost as if the film festival that invited him doesn't actually run the country. WHO KNEW!?

I heard Switzerland has a bicameral legislature, where the film board is the lower house and Roger Federer is the upper house.

Even after his terrible performance at the finals of the US Open? Silly Swedes.
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