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Re: Weeooooooo (Whimsy Wii U Thread)
« Reply #2460 on: September 17, 2012, 03:11:44 AM »
The series on the whole is no stranger to being overrated. 

Zelda 1 - not generally well spoken of these days, but aimless and expects you to do idiotic things like burn every bush and tree on every screen, most of the time with a candle that can only be used once on a screen before you have to leave and come back again

Zelda 2 - pretty much an awful NES game, with all the negative connotations that being a NES game carries.  shitty collision, grindy, aimless, with AI that all too often forces you to find cheap sploits or die.

Zelda 3 - about as hard as a fresh marshmallow, introduced the item the series would coast on for the rest of its existence (hookshot), puzzles that wouldn't stump your grandmother, and a laughable gasp at narrative from people who would have trouble scripting a teletubbies episode

Link's Awakening - introduces the stupid fetch quest to the series, design severely hampered by the technical and input limitations of the hardware, some of the idiotic repetition from Zelda 1 rears its ugly head here with some dungeons requiring you to bang on nearly every wall with your sword, and bosses that leaned harder on the concept of Gimmick Bosses than any prior Zelda, a plague which would infect the rest of the series, and another very embarrassing attempt at a narrative, this time with some of that oh-ho-ho so funny nintendo wacky "humour" heaped on top.  ha ha, this character is so odd!  isn't that funny? 

Ocarina of Time - well this is the mother of all overrated games, isn't it?  ponderous, boring, ugly, and introduces the whole COLLECT ALL THESE DOODADS to the series in the form of the skulltulas.  introduces the moronic music playing that has plagued the series in every subsequent installment.  some of the stupidest side "characters" the series had seen to date in form of the mentally handicapped gorons, the cockgobbling zoras, and the literal manchild kokori, who clearly resonated with fans for all the obvious reasons.  another even more embarrassing attempt at a narrative.  but wow link has a pony, girls probably love that shit.

Oracle series - interesting romhacks of link's awakening, made by people that even capcom didn't want around.  many great ideas for a game were had, more than any single zelda game before, which naturally could not be allowed, so the single game's worth of good ideas were divided across two games, with styrofoam and the mulched remains of unsold virtual boys used to pad out the rest.

Majora's Mask - christ this one is overrated as all hell.  it has all the problems of ocarina, but as an added bonus you can't really save whenever you want, which is so useful for an adult, and piles on the ocd shit like a bunch of masks that don't do shit, and a little scrapbook to mark all of your bffs in as you help them out.  probably the most repetition of any zelda game.  manages to make time travel more boring and annoying than the film the time traveler's wife.

Minish Cap - generally not overrated, and with good reason.  there's a good game in here somewhere, but like capcom's prior efforts, you have to find it by digging around shit nobody with any sense would include in a game. 

Wind Waker - what a piece of crap this is.  they finally overhaul the battle system to be a little less braindead, and that's GOOD.  they use a unique visual style that generally doesn't look ugly, and that's GOOD.  END LIST OF GOOD THINGS.  they also added shitty stealth, more ocd crap than ever (take pictures of EVERYONE, let's chart the WHOLE OCEAN, no sorry that's not optional, even though it seems like it for most of the game!), created a fucking boring world map that is mostly just water, wowwww maybe there are some chests under here, better check EVERYWHERE like a good little aspie, made it all piss-easy, and on top of that, didn't even have the audacity to finish making the fucking game, which means that unless you suffer from an axis 2 mental disorder means this is as light on content as zelda's been in a while.

Twilight Princess - a cruel creatively bereft remake of Ocarina, where the good stuff and the bad stuff are separated like milk curdling on top of cola, with all the good stuff parked firmly behind several hours of bad stuff.  idiotically useless dungeon items that require senselessly specific boss weaknesses.  crappy wolf shit added for whatever reason, no one knows.  nurtures the inner pedo in every zelda fan via little naked imp WHO ACTUALLY IS A SEXY ADULT LADY OK SO IT'S ALRIGHT IF I DRAW HER AND LINK FUCKING.

Phantom Hourglass - thankfully no one overrates this.  ugly, stupid, uses bizarre controls just for the sake of being bizarre.  silly gimmick puzzles.  how clever, i have to yell into my ds, that's definitely something i can do in public.  oh now to copy the map i have to close the ds?  you cheeky fellows!  don't even get me started on that stupid temple.  surprises me more majora fans don't love that temple, it's basically majora's mask in one dungeon.  the only thing i'll give this game is that sea travel is less boring here than it was in windwaker, which is like saying watching the tv channel listings is a bit less boring than watching cspan.

Spirit Tracks - literally no one in the universe has said this was good, so i actually feel that it's the only installment in the series that is actually rated appropriately by everyone.

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Re: Weeooooooo (Whimsy Wii U Thread)
« Reply #2461 on: September 17, 2012, 03:28:28 AM »
:lol :lol :lol

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« Reply #2462 on: September 17, 2012, 04:06:22 AM »
Finally, some real talk.

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Re: Weeooooooo (Whimsy Wii U Thread)
« Reply #2463 on: September 17, 2012, 04:07:30 AM »
The series on the whole is no stranger to being overrated. 

Zelda 2 - pretty much an awful NES game, with all the negative connotations that being a NES game carries.  shitty collision, grindy, aimless, with AI that all too often forces you to find cheap sploits or die.

Majora's Mask - christ this one is overrated as all hell.  it has all the problems of ocarina, but as an added bonus you can't really save whenever you want, which is so useful for an adult, and piles on the ocd shit like a bunch of masks that don't do shit, and a little scrapbook to mark all of your bffs in as you help them out.  probably the most repetition of any zelda game.  manages to make time travel more boring and annoying than the film the time traveler's wife.

Zelda 2 is my favourite zelda game, the one i grew up on.  I can beat in 2 hours and a half it isnt that hard.  Definitely not grindy either since you get to max out your levels quite early before finishing it if you go thorugh the game the way i do.

MM doees not have all the problems of Ocarina, the main on being not having to run aorund fo ages to get to where you want to go.  MM>Ocarina.

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Re: Weeooooooo (Whimsy Wii U Thread)
« Reply #2464 on: September 17, 2012, 06:17:14 AM »
Yeah, I meant the problems I had listed with Ocarina, not the problems you imagined I listed like how you seem to imagine I was calling Zelda 2 crappy for being difficult.  Majora is ponderous, ugly, and boring, with a shitty story, stupid music playing bullshit, and idiotic collectathon stuff.  It's an interesting experiment, I guess.

Zelda 2 blows, though.  Your nostalgia is blinding you HARD on that one.  Real talk, if Zelda 2 weren't a Zelda game, it would be held in the same regard as 8-eye's.

I didnt buy it because it was a zelda a game, i bought it becasue ti was an RPG.  Also you said grinding which means it was hard withotu it.  Whichis not true.  Zelda 2 was a very easy game.

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Re: Weeooooooo (Whimsy Wii U Thread)
« Reply #2465 on: September 17, 2012, 07:08:56 AM »
https://twitter.com/IBMWatson/status/247460688283463680

Haters annihilated.

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Re: Weeooooooo (Whimsy Wii U Thread)
« Reply #2466 on: September 17, 2012, 08:10:40 AM »
People that worked on WiiU titles say that CPU is shit.

Power7 is a huge ass 200W server chip,hot as fuck.Not even 7 has survived if Nintendo managed to squeeze it in WiiU.
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« Reply #2467 on: September 17, 2012, 08:10:49 AM »
I played a shitload of Zelda 2 growing up.  My parents gave me the wrong Zelda and I only received one NES game per year.  It was Zelda 2 or nothing.  I can't even imagine playing it now even for a minor nostalgic trip.
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« Reply #2468 on: September 17, 2012, 08:14:18 AM »
I played a shitload of Zelda 2 growing up.  My parents gave me the wrong Zelda and I only received one NES game per year.  It was Zelda 2 or nothing.  I can't even imagine playing it now even for a minor nostalgic trip.

I love the bluntness of this :lol
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« Reply #2469 on: September 17, 2012, 08:41:38 AM »
French uguu is no real uguu.

For some reason, out of all the western countries, I think my favorite games come out of France. But then again, (as it is one of the few foreign countries I have visited) I have a love-hate relationship with the country.

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« Reply #2470 on: September 17, 2012, 08:48:35 AM »
*zelda*

I give this post 9.9/10 vociferous laudations. :bow2
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Re: Weeooooooo (Whimsy Wii U Thread)
« Reply #2471 on: September 17, 2012, 08:56:04 AM »

Spirit Tracks - literally no one in the universe has said this was good, so i actually feel that it's the only installment in the series that is actually rated appropriately by everyone.

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« Reply #2472 on: September 17, 2012, 09:03:38 AM »
you forgot to rate the CD-I games

like skyward sword, they are not included because i haven't played them.

What about Four Swords and the Tingle game?
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Re: Weeooooooo (Whimsy Wii U Thread)
« Reply #2473 on: September 17, 2012, 11:22:53 AM »
I'll grant this much: Zelda 2 is not presently overrated.  Everyone fucking hates the game.  They hate the game because it's fucking terrible.  So I guess you can put it in the same group as Spirit Tracks, in that the general consensus is pretty much spot on.

There are some people who hold it in high regard and compare it to Dark Souls all the fricking time on GAF. ::)

"Ooooh why aren't new Zeldas like Zelda 2, they could be just like Dark Souls. :'("

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Re: Weeooooooo (Whimsy Wii U Thread)
« Reply #2474 on: September 17, 2012, 11:55:45 AM »
Oscar, Majora's is only overrated on the internet and even then, the fanbase is split on the game. So I'd say it's accurately rated.
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Re: Weeooooooo (Whimsy Wii U Thread)
« Reply #2475 on: September 17, 2012, 11:58:20 AM »
Yeah, I meant the problems I had listed with Ocarina, not the problems you imagined I listed like how you seem to imagine I was calling Zelda 2 crappy for being difficult.  Majora is ponderous, ugly, and boring, with a shitty story, stupid music playing bullshit, and idiotic collectathon stuff.  It's an interesting experiment, I guess.

Zelda 2 blows, though.  Your nostalgia is blinding you HARD on that one.  Real talk, if Zelda 2 weren't a Zelda game, it would be held in the same regard as 8-eye's.

I didnt buy it because it was a zelda a game, i bought it becasue ti was an RPG.  Also you said grinding which means it was hard withotu it.  Whichis not true.  Zelda 2 was a very easy game.

zelda 2 sucks. played the game when I was 5-6 years old after beating zelda 1, and it pissed me off because I thought it was Castlevania and not Zelda. I was mad because they made it "that Castle game". Piece of shit game. Let's keep blocking blows and doing jump stabs over and over and over. Let's travel across the world if you die in a dungeon instead of just respawning you in the dungeon you died in!

Crap, crap game. Worst Zelda by a wide margin.
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« Reply #2476 on: September 17, 2012, 12:04:02 PM »
I played Castlevania on VC and was surprised how good it is.

:bow Castlevania :bow2

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Re: Weeooooooo (Whimsy Wii U Thread)
« Reply #2477 on: September 17, 2012, 12:08:21 PM »
Castlevania 2 was my first Castlevania, hence why I made the connection.
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« Reply #2478 on: September 17, 2012, 12:39:44 PM »
Castlevania 2 was my first Castlevania, hence why I made the connection.

Isn't that, uh, the bad one?

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« Reply #2479 on: September 17, 2012, 12:55:27 PM »
Yes!
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« Reply #2480 on: September 17, 2012, 01:12:54 PM »
Man your NES days must have sucked. Zelda 2 and Castlevania 2. :lol

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« Reply #2481 on: September 17, 2012, 01:15:33 PM »
If you read the post where I mentioned Zelda 2, you would have realized that I said I played Zelda 1 before 2. Also, my uncle later got CV1. My nes days were great and CV2 is 100000x better than the shit stain that is Zelda 2.
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Re: Weeooooooo (Whimsy Wii U Thread)
« Reply #2482 on: September 17, 2012, 03:26:03 PM »

Spirit Tracks - literally no one in the universe has said this was good, so i actually feel that it's the only installment in the series that is actually rated appropriately by everyone.

EmCeeGrammer :teehee

I've never played it asshat.  In general I can tell if I'll like something by looking at it and usually avoid.  I avoided twilight princess for like 4 years and when I finally played it, yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup, poop.
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Re: Weeooooooo (Whimsy Wii U Thread)
« Reply #2483 on: September 17, 2012, 04:11:57 PM »
He's talking about emcee at gaf.
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« Reply #2484 on: September 17, 2012, 04:32:45 PM »
He's talking about emcee at gaf.

They're not the same one? :omg


Spirit Tracks - literally no one in the universe has said this was good, so i actually feel that it's the only installment in the series that is actually rated appropriately by everyone.

EmCeeGrammer :teehee

I've never played it asshat.  In general I can tell if I'll like something by looking at it and usually avoid.  I avoided twilight princess for like 4 years and when I finally played it, yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup, poop.

You have worse taste than EmCee on GAF.

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« Reply #2485 on: September 17, 2012, 04:57:04 PM »
He's talking about emcee at gaf.

They're not the same one? :omg


Spirit Tracks - literally no one in the universe has said this was good, so i actually feel that it's the only installment in the series that is actually rated appropriately by everyone.

EmCeeGrammer :teehee

I've never played it asshat.  In general I can tell if I'll like something by looking at it and usually avoid.  I avoided twilight princess for like 4 years and when I finally played it, yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup, poop.

You have worse taste than EmCee on GAF.
Emcee on GAF is crushed.

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Re: Weeooooooo (Whimsy Wii U Thread)
« Reply #2486 on: September 17, 2012, 04:59:13 PM »
Well, as far as Zelda games go.

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« Reply #2487 on: September 17, 2012, 05:40:17 PM »
Emcee on GAF is going to be disappointed that I posted this.

You should probably edit that soon.

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« Reply #2488 on: September 17, 2012, 05:45:07 PM »
Mystery solved

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« Reply #2489 on: September 17, 2012, 05:45:30 PM »
Lol I thought it meant emotionally crushed. :lol

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Re: Weeooooooo (Whimsy Wii U Thread)
« Reply #2490 on: September 17, 2012, 09:11:53 PM »
zelda 2 sucks. played the game when I was 5-6 years old after beating zelda 1, and it pissed me off because I thought it was Castlevania and not Zelda. I was mad because they made it "that Castle game". Piece of shit game. Let's keep blocking blows and doing jump stabs over and over and over. Let's travel across the world if you die in a dungeon instead of just respawning you in the dungeon you died in!

Crap, crap game. Worst Zelda by a wide margin.

See, i never had that problem.  I generally finished the dungeon i was in, i alwasy just saved after i completed a dungeon on my first go of the game.  It was also my first Zelda game so i wasnt comparing it to the others.  Yeah you were supposed to do the jump stabs versus the ironkuckles.  You people must have been bad at games back then though.  I was running through the game after a while in 2 and a half hours to beat the game game.  it wasnt hard at all for me in the end.  I wihs i had the same skills now as i had back then.
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Re: Weeooooooo (Whimsy Wii U Thread)
« Reply #2491 on: September 17, 2012, 10:43:42 PM »
Objectively speaking, what's the best Zelda then?  Yes, I am waiting for you to say the first one so I can point out all of the annoying dumb shit it has you do, which were all design choices.
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« Reply #2492 on: September 17, 2012, 10:48:50 PM »
Objectively speaking, what's the best Zelda then?  Yes, I am waiting for you to say the first one so I can point out all of the annoying dumb shit it has you do, which were all design choices.

LttP for the perfection of the 2D formula or TP for the perfection of the 3D one.

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« Reply #2493 on: September 17, 2012, 10:49:38 PM »
by process of elimination: the oracles. i mean, they DO feel like romhacks of la, but in a GOOD way.
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« Reply #2494 on: September 17, 2012, 10:50:43 PM »
Objectively speaking, what's the best Zelda then?  Yes, I am waiting for you to say the first one so I can point out all of the annoying dumb shit it has you do, which were all design choices.

I never said I didn't like Zelda.  I said I wasn't a diehard fan, and I'm not.  I've never been able to replay Ocarina, I dislike Majora's Mask and Windwaker quite a bit.  In fact, I think Phantom Hourglass is "10x better" than both of those.

What is giving me pause here is that it seems to be short on dungeons (one of my bigger problems with Windwaker), it makes you repeat those dungeons (one of my bigger problems with Majora's), it has stealth (I hate stealth), and of course, the motion controls (I hate motion controls, except for IR pointing, which hey, this lacks). 

I've just got a bad feeling here, is all, Chewie.

^ Not the best person to ask about Zelda imo, Phantom Hourglass was really dull. I guess everyone likes it for different things. My favourites are Minish Cap and Wind Waker, sure the TriForce hunt was bad but outside of that the game ruled and Minish Cap is great.

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« Reply #2495 on: September 17, 2012, 10:53:08 PM »
I haven't played the Oracle games since my initial playthrough, which was, uh, whenever they came out.  I remember enjoying them but not being blown away the same way most console Zelda games have ended up for me... I suppose this could be because I generally dislike handheld gaming. 

I don't know if I could name a "best" Zelda.  The one that probably impressed me the most at the time was OoT.  TP feels like a fully realized OoT after you get through the dumb shit at the beginning, but that dumb shit is definitely there and it's definitely dumb.
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« Reply #2496 on: September 17, 2012, 10:56:24 PM »
Oscar, Majora's is only overrated on the internet and even then, the fanbase is split on the game. So I'd say it's accurately rated.

Bullshit.  Here's how the tree of "Best Zelda?" tends to go: if usual Zeldatard "Ocarina of Time!", if retro Zeldatard "Link to the Past!", if subversive Zeldatard "Majora's Mask!", if subversive retro Zeldatard "Link's Awakening!"

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Re: Weeooooooo (Whimsy Wii U Thread)
« Reply #2497 on: September 17, 2012, 10:57:33 PM »
I like how even the Wii U thread has nothing to do with the Wii U in its discussion anymore. :lol
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« Reply #2498 on: September 17, 2012, 10:58:59 PM »
Full admission:  I find MM to be trite and boring, and rife with shitty game design.  The fact that Himu and I are on completely opposite sides of this and many other game issues doesn't surprise me one bit.
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« Reply #2499 on: September 17, 2012, 11:17:27 PM »
Majora's Mask I think has the best design in the series. But then I've got a thing for games of its types. Breath of Fire: Dragon Quarter and Dead Rising for example.
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« Reply #2500 on: September 17, 2012, 11:18:59 PM »
I enjoyed both of those games.  Just not in my Zeruda, please.
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« Reply #2501 on: September 17, 2012, 11:30:04 PM »
'trite'?  Are you just slopping random adjectives all over your posts?
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« Reply #2502 on: September 17, 2012, 11:32:43 PM »
'trite'?  Are you just slopping random adjectives all over your posts?

You caught me.  Fuck.  Now I have to put my dick in a blender, right?

Seriously, you're like the least positive contributor in a forum full of Sloth from the Goonies.  Do us all a favor and fuck off, or at least grow a sense of humor to go along with your propensity to flame.
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« Reply #2503 on: September 17, 2012, 11:33:57 PM »
I think Majora's Mask has the only legitimately good story in the series, the characters actually have a semblance of depth and are interesting, I don't find it tedious at all especially after learning how to slow down time but then again I have mild aspergers so YMMV, but more than that...it fixes the problem the series had struggled with years: the get item, learn how to use item in dungeon, barely use item outside of dungeon formula. The great thing about Majora's is that you get the required ability for dungeons outside of it through the power of masks, and have to slowly master it to enter enter the dungeon itself. So by the time you get the dungeon, instead of it teaching you how to use this item, or saving that item for the boss, the game says fuck all of that and cuts right to the case because the pre-dungeon quests had you master that ability ALREADY.

:bow

Then you play a game like Twilight Princess, get a spinning top you use for all of five minutes before it's no longer useful.

That said, I can understand not enjoying it. It is a game steeped in repetition, especially if you suck or fuck up, and even then I've had to save that goddamn witch in the forest a billion times. The fact you can only hard save in one location sucks, but honestly I think it works for a game like MM, though the lack of quick save is pretty jarring. It also has a side quest oriented sense of design. If you only do the dungeons, you aren't going to get much out of Majora's Mask, and certainly not as much as someone who fills out their bomber book. But I'm a quirky Zelda fan in that I've always enjoyed the adventuring more than the puzzle aspect, which Majora's Mask embraces, so I'm fine with the four dungeons.

Majora's Mask ain't perfect, but I think the plusses outweigh the minuses. It's a ballsy, experimental, passionately made game and that usually goes a long way for me.
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Re: Weeooooooo (Whimsy Wii U Thread)
« Reply #2504 on: September 17, 2012, 11:37:51 PM »
If you've NEVER played a Zelda before I'd probably have you play Ocarina and the Twilight Princess. I'm not sure why TP would get a go ahead over OoT.
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« Reply #2505 on: September 18, 2012, 12:25:17 AM »
'trite'?  Are you just slopping random adjectives all over your posts?

You caught me.  Fuck.  Now I have to put my dick in a blender, right?
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« Reply #2507 on: September 18, 2012, 01:04:29 AM »
You're cheating by picking two.  I'd pick Twilight because the graphics don't look like shit and the interface has fewer issues.  That, and if you haven't ever touched a Zelda before, maybe the stupid tutorial won't suck so much.

I suppose Ocarina remake would be an option, too, but it's still kinda ugly overall.

Oscar agreeing with me. :bow2

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« Reply #2508 on: September 18, 2012, 01:05:49 AM »
Although, the Wii version really is better.

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Re: Weeooooooo (Whimsy Wii U Thread)
« Reply #2509 on: September 18, 2012, 01:13:35 AM »
best Zelda is Wind Waker, end of story
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Re: Weeooooooo (Whimsy Wii U Thread)
« Reply #2510 on: September 18, 2012, 01:18:37 AM »
If they excised the waggle to swing your sword, I'd be with you, but waggling for a sword strike does nothing but make swordplay less precise.  It was a complete pain in the ass in the "oh hay remember this kind of boss fight from lttp that we do in every game?  it's back!" energy ball tennis match at the end of the game.  That one negative erases the positives in my books.

Eh the Wiimote is sensitive enough, and TP's combat imprecise enough, that it ends up not mattering for 99% of the game (other than that part you mentioned.)

Horseback combat (with bow and arrows) is so much better on the Wii version it makes up for the waggle. Actually sorta maybe feels like horseback combat.

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Re: Weeooooooo (Whimsy Wii U Thread)
« Reply #2511 on: September 18, 2012, 01:23:51 AM »
best Zelda is Wind Waker, end of story
If they'd actually finished it and the triforce fetch quest wasn't there I'd have your back on this one but as it stands, eeeeh. In the upper tier all the same. :-*
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Re: Weeooooooo (Whimsy Wii U Thread)
« Reply #2513 on: September 18, 2012, 01:51:13 AM »
Had no issues with TP wii controls except for the shield bash move. I found them really comfortable and forgot I was even waggling 30 minutes into the game.
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Re: Weeooooooo (Whimsy Wii U Thread)
« Reply #2514 on: September 18, 2012, 02:07:09 AM »
I completely forgot about the shield bash because of how badly it controlled.

Thankfully, I don't think you ever need to use it in-game.

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Re: Weeooooooo (Whimsy Wii U Thread)
« Reply #2515 on: September 18, 2012, 02:14:59 AM »
Shield bash with wiimote didn't fucking work yeah.
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Re: Weeooooooo (Whimsy Wii U Thread)
« Reply #2516 on: September 18, 2012, 02:18:17 AM »
Shield bash with wiimote didn't fucking work yeah.

Worked fine for me. :smug
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Re: Weeooooooo (Whimsy Wii U Thread)
« Reply #2517 on: September 18, 2012, 02:52:04 AM »
Shield bash with wiimote didn't fucking work yeah.

Worked fine for me. :smug
You're one of those people that made a 'no seriously the SS controls work fine you guys' youtube videos aren't you >:(
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Re: Weeooooooo (Whimsy Wii U Thread)
« Reply #2518 on: September 18, 2012, 03:20:58 AM »
Zelda sucks. I'm trying to play OoT right now on 3DS (I was never dumb enough to buy an N64). Considering this is the best game of all time, it's not very good.
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Re: Weeooooooo (Whimsy Wii U Thread)
« Reply #2519 on: September 18, 2012, 03:30:36 AM »
You should try Alundra. It's one of my favorite Zelda games.