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Re: Weeooooooo (Whimsy Wii U Thread)
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« Reply #3001 on: October 18, 2012, 06:39:32 PM »
GC is the high water mark for post SNES Nintendo so power to them if this is going to resemble that (I know we're only talking sales at this point but still GC :bow2).

And uh, I dislike talking about vidya in certain contexts. Basically if I'm hanging with people who don't play games I don't talk about em, pretty much all girls. Once a girl asked me about good iPhone games and I recommended Sword and Sworcery and I got laughed at then told 'that's why I love you, you're such a nerd' but no, she has never spoken about games to me again or played Sword and Sorcery :maf Should've recommended some casual junk like Cover Orange.  I never hide it though, it's not even embarrassing. Nearly every dude I know, even the older execs at work like playing games to some extent.
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Re: Weeooooooo (Whimsy Wii U Thread)
« Reply #3002 on: October 18, 2012, 08:19:09 PM »
just to add a reverse : visited wife in hospital yesterday - a chunk of the time was taking up with how sh1t i am for having an armour rating that's not in the 8-900 range in EDF3 on the Vita.

Dissed by wife on gaming... again. :/
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Re: Weeooooooo (Whimsy Wii U Thread)
« Reply #3003 on: October 18, 2012, 10:27:39 PM »
http://au.ign.com/articles/2012/10/18/wii-us-baffling-voice-chat-solution-revealed

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Wii U will support voice chat, but not as a universal, system-based feature. Nintendo has instead opted to allow developers to include the feature on a game-by-game basis. In a strange move, however, the GamePad's built-in mic will apparently not be the default source for voice chat.The publisher revealed that gamers will likely have to turn to third-party options to find headsets with built-in mics, and then plug those accessories into the Pad itself. Here is the company's statement:

"Wii U will have in-game chat functionality for select games, including, but not limited to, Call of Duty: Black Ops II, Assassin’s Creed III and Mass Effect 3. This feature will be supported by licensed stereo headsets that plug directly into the headphone port of the Game Pad.  Licensed headsets are available from Turtle Beach and TRITTON."

Things get more confusing from here. Though the GamePad has a plug to support headsets, the Pro controller does not. That immediately cuts off the option of plugging in a headset for voice chat. It appears gamers wishing to use voice chat with the Pro controller will need to plug their third party hardware into the GamePad while playing a game supporting the voice feature.

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« Reply #3004 on: October 18, 2012, 10:31:33 PM »
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Re: Weeooooooo (Whimsy Wii U Thread)
« Reply #3005 on: October 18, 2012, 11:16:40 PM »
It's a minor thing in the grand scheme but a perfect example of them not getting the hardcore audience they claim they want to win back with the Wii U.

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Re: Weeooooooo (Whimsy Wii U Thread)
« Reply #3006 on: October 19, 2012, 12:08:53 AM »
They sure do want you to have every accessory strewn across your couch all the time, don't they
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Re: Weeooooooo (Whimsy Wii U Thread)
« Reply #3007 on: October 19, 2012, 12:40:08 AM »
I can only draw two conclusions from this:
1) This is scientific proof that distinguished mentally-challenged is contagious.
2) Nintendo needs to stop letting in the special kids in the tour groups.

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Re: Weeooooooo (Whimsy Wii U Thread)
« Reply #3008 on: October 19, 2012, 12:42:31 AM »
yeah, it's a bit of a mess with the peripherals.  There are a lot of neat and unfocused ideas happening with the system.  Things don't work how you think they'd work.

This voice thing doesn't bother me since I rarely play multiplayer and don't bother talking when I do.  Things like how you can only use Wii controllers to play Wii games are annoying.  Supposedly there's a Wii ecosystem that's for Wii and Virtual Console games.

The other disappointing thing I read is that not every game supports tablet play.  I don't mean Wii and Virtual Console games can't be played on it (they can't) but that it's a feature devs have the option of excluding in Wii U games.  It's not a system wide thing.  Actually, it's not bad if a developer wants to make a game using the two controllers in a creative away, but it's directly conflicting with the other selling point.

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Re: Weeooooooo (Whimsy Wii U Thread)
« Reply #3009 on: October 19, 2012, 02:07:03 AM »
this is all starting to go directly against what made the Wii a success : it was all so simple and straightforward....

now it's a mash of "well, this doesn't quite work, and this controller works with this game, you might need this one for that game, the pad works like this -sometimes- but not all, etc"

for regular gamers it'll be fine but the first sign of even remotely complicated gubbins and casuals will just glaze over and leave it alone.
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Re: Weeooooooo (Whimsy Wii U Thread)
« Reply #3010 on: October 19, 2012, 02:55:58 AM »
At this rate I'll buy Prole's old Wii U in 2018

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Re: Weeooooooo (Whimsy Wii U Thread)
« Reply #3011 on: October 19, 2012, 03:03:10 AM »
I wish the Pro controller didn't exist.

If I am buying the Wii U, it's for the unique controller and Nintendo games in HD.

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« Reply #3012 on: October 19, 2012, 03:13:16 AM »
At this rate I'll buy one of Prole's old Wii U's in 2013

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Re: Weeooooooo (Whimsy Wii U Thread)
« Reply #3013 on: October 19, 2012, 03:44:57 AM »
Only one of my friends plays games these days and it has been the same game since 2003.  He only plays Tiger Woods 2004 on his PS2.  None of my other friends play games.  At work, the average age of my coworkers is about 55 and they will think less of me if I talk about video games.  Forums is pretty much it and my gaming is a secret life.  Honestly, I'd rather admit to downloading porn and then jerking off to it than playing a video game.

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Re: Weeooooooo (Whimsy Wii U Thread)
« Reply #3014 on: October 19, 2012, 03:53:30 AM »
GC is the high water mark for post SNES Nintendo so power to them if this is going to resemble that (I know we're only talking sales at this point but still GC :bow2).

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« Reply #3015 on: October 19, 2012, 11:32:36 AM »
GC is the high water mark for post SNES Nintendo so power to them if this is going to resemble that (I know we're only talking sales at this point but still GC :bow2).

The Gamecube was very underrated. I loved that thing.

I bought a GC around the time Resident Evil 4 came out. It really is a great little system. It doesn't have the gigantic library of the PS2, but there is a solid set of titles worth playing.
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Re: Weeooooooo (Whimsy Wii U Thread)
« Reply #3016 on: October 19, 2012, 11:38:36 AM »
I definitely prefer the GC's games to the Xbox's, even if I feel that Nintendo's internal development was at its absolute weakest during that era (excluding Melee).
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Re: Weeooooooo (Whimsy Wii U Thread)
« Reply #3017 on: October 19, 2012, 12:03:08 PM »
Gamecube was just decent but GBA was awesome.  Good era for them overall.
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« Reply #3018 on: October 19, 2012, 12:07:01 PM »
Gamecube has the best Gundam game ever made, so I'll never get rid of mine.
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Re: Weeooooooo (Whimsy Wii U Thread)
« Reply #3019 on: October 19, 2012, 12:36:06 PM »
http://au.ign.com/articles/2012/10/18/wii-us-baffling-voice-chat-solution-revealed

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Wii U will support voice chat, but not as a universal, system-based feature. Nintendo has instead opted to allow developers to include the feature on a game-by-game basis. In a strange move, however, the GamePad's built-in mic will apparently not be the default source for voice chat.The publisher revealed that gamers will likely have to turn to third-party options to find headsets with built-in mics, and then plug those accessories into the Pad itself. Here is the company's statement:

"Wii U will have in-game chat functionality for select games, including, but not limited to, Call of Duty: Black Ops II, Assassin’s Creed III and Mass Effect 3. This feature will be supported by licensed stereo headsets that plug directly into the headphone port of the Game Pad.  Licensed headsets are available from Turtle Beach and TRITTON."

Things get more confusing from here. Though the GamePad has a plug to support headsets, the Pro controller does not. That immediately cuts off the option of plugging in a headset for voice chat. It appears gamers wishing to use voice chat with the Pro controller will need to plug their third party hardware into the GamePad while playing a game supporting the voice feature.

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« Reply #3020 on: October 19, 2012, 12:39:49 PM »

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« Reply #3021 on: October 19, 2012, 01:41:25 PM »
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Re: Weeooooooo (Whimsy Wii U Thread)
« Reply #3023 on: October 20, 2012, 05:26:27 PM »
GC is the high water mark for post SNES Nintendo so power to them if this is going to resemble that (I know we're only talking sales at this point but still GC :bow2).

The Gamecube was very underrated. I loved that thing.

I bought a GC around the time Resident Evil 4 came out. It really is a great little system. It doesn't have the gigantic library of the PS2, but there is a solid set of titles worth playing.

Great for multiplayer which does not include shooting someone.

Had some great gaming memories with friends during those days

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Re: Weeooooooo (Whimsy Wii U Thread)
« Reply #3024 on: October 20, 2012, 05:49:39 PM »
Most Nintendo systems are great buys about 3-4 years into the system's lifespan- you get a built in library of pretty good games without having to suffer through the dog days of waiting for something worth playing to come out, AND everything is cheaper.
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Re: Weeooooooo (Whimsy Wii U Thread)
« Reply #3025 on: October 20, 2012, 06:20:24 PM »
Kung Pow >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Any Wii U game announced so far
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Re: Weeooooooo (Whimsy Wii U Thread)
« Reply #3026 on: October 22, 2012, 07:16:03 PM »
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Re: Weeooooooo (Whimsy Wii U Thread)
« Reply #3027 on: October 22, 2012, 07:32:58 PM »
well that's it, that convinced me to buy a wii u
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« Reply #3029 on: October 22, 2012, 08:24:45 PM »
That's just great

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Re: Weeooooooo (Whimsy Wii U Thread)
« Reply #3030 on: October 23, 2012, 12:34:07 AM »
Why cant Nintendo just act normal? They are like that nerd who is too nerdy to fit in with regular nerds.

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« Reply #3031 on: October 23, 2012, 01:15:05 AM »
Because Japan. And whimsy.

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« Reply #3032 on: October 23, 2012, 07:45:34 PM »
Why cant Nintendo just act normal? They are like that nerd who is too nerdy to fit in with regular nerds.

They act how they act because they make a fuckton of money acting that way, and pretty much every time they've made even slight attempts to act like the other nerds, they've made less money/lost money.  Understanding Nintendo gets a lot simpler if you rub your eyes and realize they are in it for the money and are better at achieving that than any other game company ever.
100% truth right here. Still wish they'd be up for losing a bit to make me a new F Zero and a 2D Metroid though.
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« Reply #3033 on: October 23, 2012, 07:52:59 PM »
Why cant Nintendo just act normal? They are like that nerd who is too nerdy to fit in with regular nerds.

They act how they act because they make a fuckton of money acting that way, and pretty much every time they've made even slight attempts to act like the other nerds, they've made less money/lost money.  Understanding Nintendo gets a lot simpler if you rub your eyes and realize they are in it for the money and are better at achieving that than any other game company ever.

I'm fine with Nintendo making a ton of money, I'm also fine taking my own money somewhere else.
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Re: Weeooooooo (Whimsy Wii U Thread)
« Reply #3034 on: October 23, 2012, 10:01:11 PM »
Yup, Even if the Wii U has a disasterous turnout, Nintendo will still make cash - a "disaster" for Nintendo does nowhere near the damage a "disaster" for MS or Sony would do.

I'm curious however how , if it all, the Ipad Mini now factors into the "BUT ITS THE ULTIMATE XMAS PRESENT" angle - seems Wii U just became the gift you give people you hate or, at best, don't love enough to go find an Ipad Mini.

(or of course the ultimate gift for Nthings - aka : LETS ALL BACK TO GC LEVELS , BU BU BU LOOK AT DEM PROBITS! IWATAMCDUCKINAMONEYPIT!)
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« Reply #3035 on: October 23, 2012, 10:05:56 PM »
DCharles is getting less and less cogent the closer we get to the Wii U's launch. I fear by that time he may have devolved to rolling his buttocks across the keyboard and hitting "Post" (more so than he already does.)

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« Reply #3036 on: October 23, 2012, 10:15:03 PM »
That's fine.  I'm not asking if you're fine with it, I'm just answering every "WHY DOES(N'T) NINTENDO DO THIS THING THAT THE OTHER COMPANIES DOES(N'T) DO" question ever.  The answer is always "It's more safely profitable".  Always.

I realize that I did quote your post, but my post was more of a general statement about Nintendo and how people freak out over what they do than actually a reply to what you were saying.
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« Reply #3037 on: October 23, 2012, 10:22:10 PM »
Okay, I'll be sure to remember that, DAD.
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« Reply #3038 on: October 23, 2012, 10:27:30 PM »
I'm planning on going to queue up for my Wii U but when they offer me it i'm going to say in a loud voice "I SAID I WANTED A NEXT GEN SYSTEM!" then tip over the pokemon shelving and strop out, possibly buying the latest C grade Vita title.

I'm lying of course, i'm not picking up my Wii U.

(My post isn't THAT incoherent - half of it actually makes sense. The quip about profit cheering fucktards? Bang on the fucking money, daug. The thing with Nitnendo fans is it's like them going to Vegas and cheering for the House!)
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« Reply #3039 on: October 23, 2012, 10:34:19 PM »
Yes well, that's fanboys for you. Haven't you learned about them by now? ;)

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« Reply #3040 on: October 23, 2012, 11:03:34 PM »
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« Reply #3041 on: October 23, 2012, 11:07:14 PM »
speaking of them, are they still asking for a Kamiya helmed Star Fox game?

I've seen it mention a couple times and it always confuses me because: a) the star fox series has more bad games than good games.  b) bayonetta's space harrier homage.  c) bayoentta's space harrier homage.

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« Reply #3042 on: October 23, 2012, 11:10:34 PM »
That's fine.  I'm not asking if you're fine with it, I'm just answering every "WHY DOES(N'T) NINTENDO DO THIS THING THAT THE OTHER COMPANIES DOES(N'T) DO" question ever. 

p. sure oscar is fishing for someone to post this
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« Reply #3043 on: October 24, 2012, 12:11:45 AM »
Kamiya certainly could do a better job of Star Fox than Nintendo has these past 15-ish years, but really, what they should do is just pair Cuthbert and the dudes who made KI.

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« Reply #3044 on: October 24, 2012, 12:16:55 AM »
i've never been a big fan of starfox. honestly i'd wish nintendo to get sega to make a new starfox.
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« Reply #3045 on: October 24, 2012, 12:31:38 AM »
Beggars can't be choosers, amigo.
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« Reply #3046 on: October 24, 2012, 12:58:03 AM »
Sega should stick to F-Zero as far as Nintendo games go.

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« Reply #3047 on: October 24, 2012, 12:58:18 AM »
I want a new panzer so bad. :(
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« Reply #3048 on: October 24, 2012, 12:59:08 AM »
Sega should stick to F-Zero as far as Nintendo games go.

sega has been making rail shooters for close to 30 years. they have more credentials to take up starfox than kamiya platinum games team.
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« Reply #3049 on: October 24, 2012, 12:59:22 AM »
I wouldn't mind a new panzer... not happening sadly.  Still more realistic than say, a new Shenmue though. :smug
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« Reply #3050 on: October 24, 2012, 01:00:11 AM »
I don't want a new Shenmue, so that troll is falling on deaf ears. I want a new Panzer more than a new Shenmue.
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« Reply #3051 on: October 24, 2012, 02:23:48 AM »
Oh I know it won't happen, doesn't mean I don't think it would happen though. And I only played a little GX, but it was goood.

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« Reply #3052 on: October 24, 2012, 02:44:40 AM »
speaking of them, are they still asking for a Kamiya helmed Star Fox game?

I've seen it mention a couple times and it always confuses me because: a) the star fox series has more bad games than good games.  b) bayonetta's space harrier homage.  c) bayoentta's space harrier homage.


The Kamiya fixation is getting funny. You can tell his portfolio hits a spot for those posers that all the whimsy in the world never tickled, and they're finally admitting it.

Better late than never, I guess.

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« Reply #3053 on: October 24, 2012, 03:56:57 AM »
Bayonetta 2 has proven, if nothing else, that console warz are srs bsns.  Kamiya's done this dance before, of course, but because Twitter didn't exist back then, he didn't have to bear the full brunt of how distinguished mentally-challenged English gamers are about this stuff.

RE2/DMC era, sony guys: holy fuck this guy's games are so hot when is the next one sama-sama! nintendo fans: meh

VJ era, sony guys: meh, looks like a crappy baby DMC, nintendo guys: OMFG BBQ BEST GAME EVER KAMIYA RULES

Okami era, sony guys: holy shit this is better than zelda, kamiya rules, nintendo guys: craaaaaaaaaaaaappppppppppppppppy zellllllllllllldaaaaaaaaaaaaa copyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Bayonetta era, sony guys: fuck yeah, true successor to DMC up in here, xbox guys: erm, it runs like shit on yo-, nintendo guys: SHE LOOKS LIKE AN UGLY TRANSVESTITE GIRAFFE, I WOULD BE EMBARRASSED TO PLAY SO-CALLED "MACHOOR" GAMES LIKE THAT

Bayonetta 2 era, sony guys: DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE KAMIYA DIE, xbox guys: DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE KAMIYA DIE, nintendo guys: well i always rather liked kamiya anyway, tut tut

That is true, however Bayo 2 on a Nintendo console marks the first time of a software/hardware "misalignment"; It's hardcore game in theme and gameplay on a Nintendo console, without a Sony/XBox counterpart. It's much more serious than VJ and Ookamii appearing on a Sony console. That's what's causing the glitch in the Matrix. The fabric of reality was weak as is, but this, this ripped a huge gash.
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« Reply #3054 on: October 24, 2012, 04:01:58 AM »
I'd rather they get SEGA to make a new Panzer Dragoon.

That's what I'm talking about.  There are better series to support.  Kid Icarus and Sin and Punishment 1&2 are both great recent-ish rail shooter series from Nintendo.  Maybe Star Fox is is a popular brand that sells well and people are attached to the animals that fly the spaceships.  Encouraging Kamiya to make a Star Fox is like begging Mikami to make a Killzone game or something.  It's a waste of talent.

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« Reply #3056 on: October 24, 2012, 04:11:32 AM »
Bayonetta 2 has proven, if nothing else, that console warz are srs bsns.  Kamiya's done this dance before, of course, but because Twitter didn't exist back then, he didn't have to bear the full brunt of how distinguished mentally-challenged English gamers are about this stuff.

RE2/DMC era, sony guys: holy fuck this guy's games are so hot when is the next one sama-sama! nintendo fans: meh

VJ era, sony guys: meh, looks like a crappy baby DMC, nintendo guys: OMFG BBQ BEST GAME EVER KAMIYA RULES

Okami era, sony guys: holy shit this is better than zelda, kamiya rules, nintendo guys: craaaaaaaaaaaaappppppppppppppppy zellllllllllllldaaaaaaaaaaaaa copyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Bayonetta era, sony guys: fuck yeah, true successor to DMC up in here, xbox guys: erm, it runs like shit on yo-, nintendo guys: SHE LOOKS LIKE AN UGLY TRANSVESTITE GIRAFFE, I WOULD BE EMBARRASSED TO PLAY SO-CALLED "MACHOOR" GAMES LIKE THAT

Bayonetta 2 era, sony guys: DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE KAMIYA DIE, xbox guys: DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE KAMIYA DIE, nintendo guys: well i always rather liked kamiya anyway, tut tut

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Re: Weeooooooo (Whimsy Wii U Thread)
« Reply #3057 on: October 24, 2012, 09:41:32 AM »
"We're glad that we were able to make Assassin's Creed III on the Wii U run just as well as it does on six-seven year old hardware!"

http://wii.mmgn.com/News/assassins-creed-3-wii-u-same-as-ps3-xbox-360
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Re: Weeooooooo (Whimsy Wii U Thread)
« Reply #3058 on: October 24, 2012, 09:53:10 AM »
It's exactly the same BUT with the iPadU which makes it the superior version. :bow Nintendo Excellence :bow2
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Re: Weeooooooo (Whimsy Wii U Thread)
« Reply #3059 on: October 24, 2012, 10:04:37 AM »
Bayonetta 2 has proven, if nothing else, that console warz are srs bsns.  Kamiya's done this dance before, of course, but because Twitter didn't exist back then, he didn't have to bear the full brunt of how distinguished mentally-challenged English gamers are about this stuff.

RE2/DMC era, sony guys: holy fuck this guy's games are so hot when is the next one sama-sama! nintendo fans: meh

VJ era, sony guys: meh, looks like a crappy baby DMC, nintendo guys: OMFG BBQ BEST GAME EVER KAMIYA RULES

Okami era, sony guys: holy shit this is better than zelda, kamiya rules, nintendo guys: craaaaaaaaaaaaappppppppppppppppy zellllllllllllldaaaaaaaaaaaaa copyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Bayonetta era, sony guys: fuck yeah, true successor to DMC up in here, xbox guys: erm, it runs like shit on yo-, nintendo guys: SHE LOOKS LIKE AN UGLY TRANSVESTITE GIRAFFE, I WOULD BE EMBARRASSED TO PLAY SO-CALLED "MACHOOR" GAMES LIKE THAT

Bayonetta 2 era, sony guys: DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE KAMIYA DIE, xbox guys: DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE KAMIYA DIE, nintendo guys: well i always rather liked kamiya anyway, tut tut

:lol

Kamiya's a true heartbreaker.