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Diunx

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Re: Last-gen starts today. The official WII U thread!
« Reply #4200 on: November 19, 2012, 11:40:55 PM »
Didn't even know limited save slots were still used lol
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Re: Last-gen starts today. The official WII U thread!
« Reply #4201 on: November 19, 2012, 11:41:41 PM »
I'm surprised there are even commercials for a late port ...

Never seen GTA pc version commercials? :wtf

True. But this is a Batman game, on Wii U no less.

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« Reply #4202 on: November 20, 2012, 12:03:55 AM »
The best part is that Nintendo is the cheapest and laziest of the three so you better get used to it.
"Nintendo" is a corporation(s), not a person. What makes you sure Nintendo employees are "lazy" rather than any other number of speculative reasons? And why exactly is this "the best part"?

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Re: Last-gen starts today. The official WII U thread!
« Reply #4203 on: November 20, 2012, 12:04:31 AM »
raise your hand if you didn't think this was gonna be a rolling clusterfuck

all the sad faces are distracting me from my hand-counting
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« Reply #4204 on: November 20, 2012, 12:10:08 AM »
When you take corners and shortcuts to make hardware you will be considered lazy. No right stick on 3ds, the entirety of wii and wii u debacle. Despite coming out 5 years after, not a single wii game looks better than most original Xbox games, another Mario? Oh big whoop, my pants are quivering with excitement! In what world ISN'T Nintendo, as a corporation, one that embraces half measures, outdated tech in pursuit of the mighty Yen? In the real world all of these traits might not constitute the label "lazy", hubris maybe, but they sure as fuck don't equate to quality.
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Re: Last-gen starts today. The official WII U thread!
« Reply #4205 on: November 20, 2012, 12:11:56 AM »
This ain't even funny. I could understand if it were say 2006 possibly, but its 2012 wtf is wrong with this company?

Oh it's funny alright :smug
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« Reply #4206 on: November 20, 2012, 12:12:40 AM »
Warriors Orochi 3 Hyper is technically meh compared to the other versions- but OMG GREAT GAME OVERCOMES STILL FUN AND AWESOME!!!!!1111

oh, one cool thing is you can use the gamepad screen instead of split screen 2 player- that's neat
« Last Edit: November 20, 2012, 12:15:17 AM by MrAngryFace »
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« Reply #4207 on: November 20, 2012, 12:18:13 AM »
someone try to friend me- NID is cooters..I think; this shits confusing
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« Reply #4208 on: November 20, 2012, 12:19:30 AM »
The best part is that Nintendo is the cheapest and laziest of the three so you better get used to it.
"Nintendo" is a corporation(s), not a person.

And corporations have defining cultures. Nintendo's corporate culture is slow moving and sluggish.
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« Reply #4209 on: November 20, 2012, 12:22:59 AM »
someone try to friend me- NID is cooters..I think; this shits confusing

:lol you win at usernames for the foreseeable future
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G The Resurrected

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« Reply #4210 on: November 20, 2012, 12:29:54 AM »
someone try to friend me- NID is cooters..I think; this shits confusing

I tried but it doesn't work for shit, this is so damn confusing.

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« Reply #4211 on: November 20, 2012, 12:31:10 AM »
I thought at least they'd have some sort of account system set up

I mean...I have no idea how they'd patch that kind of shit in later, it seems kinda fucked from the get-go

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« Reply #4212 on: November 20, 2012, 12:34:48 AM »
its kinda a nightmare- you have to be able to like see their profile to friend them but how do you do that? what screen?! ahhhhh!!!!!
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G The Resurrected

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« Reply #4213 on: November 20, 2012, 12:45:03 AM »
its kinda a nightmare- you have to be able to like see their profile to friend them but how do you do that? what screen?! ahhhhh!!!!!

Let me know when you figure it out. I'm starting to regret my purchase.

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« Reply #4214 on: November 20, 2012, 12:45:29 AM »
the Donkey Kong game would be totally awesome if you weren't so fragile and the 9th (out of 10) checkpoints wasn't a pain in the ass.

Sparky from Illinois said it best: "level nine is wack, yo!"


MrAngryFace

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« Reply #4215 on: November 20, 2012, 12:51:48 AM »
G - whats your ID?
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« Reply #4216 on: November 20, 2012, 01:04:09 AM »
I thought at least they'd have some sort of account system set up

I mean...I have no idea how they'd patch that kind of shit in later, it seems kinda fucked from the get-go

They have an account system. It takes an alphanumeric username, a password, an email, and other stuff.

It's just not used digital content.

So, it's not completely FUBARed and might be patched, but it's still completely unacceptable for release hardware.

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« Reply #4217 on: November 20, 2012, 01:27:40 AM »

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« Reply #4218 on: November 20, 2012, 01:29:36 AM »
Yeah that doesnt resolve in the ID search- wtf - sure thats right? I can find myself in search- you can get to search through the user menu in miiverse
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« Reply #4219 on: November 20, 2012, 01:32:01 AM »
yeah, I think g gave me his display name
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« Reply #4220 on: November 20, 2012, 01:37:39 AM »
So far this has been the most unstable system I've owned in terms of crashing/freezing.  Three hard freezes and I've barely used it.

This is in a well ventilated area too.  Back in college I kept my 360 (and power brick) in a closed drawer for a couple months and it took until 4 years for it to die.

edit: I'll add some people if I figure it out.  I want the Warawaraź to show some quality musou game icons.
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MrAngryFace

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« Reply #4221 on: November 20, 2012, 01:39:56 AM »
I havent had any crashes or lock ups yet- but the OS is baffling and more work than it needs to be; im investigating the Sonic All Stars Racing 2 WiiU release- if performance isnt meh compared to 360 i'll probably grab it for WiiU in a few weeks.
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G The Resurrected

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« Reply #4222 on: November 20, 2012, 01:42:34 AM »
Nintendo ID: Bzchan
Display name: Garrett

I have been unsuccessful with adding anyone.

Allstars Transformed is great on WiiU

cool breeze

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« Reply #4223 on: November 20, 2012, 01:43:52 AM »
the green people icon was flashing so I clicked it and I see a bunch of messages of people complaining about the freezing

It might just be Nintendo Land.  Or the system is only showing me Nintendo Land cuz it's the only game I have right now.

MrAngryFace

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« Reply #4224 on: November 20, 2012, 01:44:53 AM »
Also god damn that 100 character limit on community posts- wtf- thats less than a TWEET

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G The Resurrected

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« Reply #4225 on: November 20, 2012, 01:49:29 AM »
better than the two word ones within games that you can post.

Tasty

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« Reply #4226 on: November 20, 2012, 01:50:55 AM »
So wait there's four (five counting Prole's purportedly-unplayed system) of us U-ers here? :O

Add me, I'm Andrex, hi, nice to meet ya.

PRO TIP: A person only gets notified you added them as a friend if you use the Miiverse search, not if you directly add them from Friends List. #NINTENDO

So far this has been the most unstable system I've owned in terms of crashing/freezing.  Three hard freezes and I've barely used it.

This is in a well ventilated area too.  Back in college I kept my 360 (and power brick) in a closed drawer for a couple months and it took until 4 years for it to die.

edit: I'll add some people if I figure it out.  I want the Warawaraź to show some quality musou game icons.

Seems Nintendoland locks like crazy. Haven't had a single lock in NSMBU, browser, or Miiverse.

MrAngryFace

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« Reply #4227 on: November 20, 2012, 01:52:05 AM »
I havent put in Nintendoland at all yet so yeah- prolly isolated to that title.
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cool breeze

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« Reply #4228 on: November 20, 2012, 01:55:54 AM »
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PRO TIP: A person only gets notified you added them as a friend if you use the Miiverse search, not if you directly add them from Friends List. #NINTENDO

i'm legit confused.  I sent two people a friend request.  I'll send them again, I guess.

and wtf a team ninja mii (yasuda? who?) is pimping ninja gaiden next to the icon. where's the dennis dyack mii telling me to buy xmen legends u?

edit: hayashi is there too.


oh, it tells you how many people bought these games (and registered, I guess).  only 67 people are playing game party champions  :'(
« Last Edit: November 20, 2012, 01:59:01 AM by fryinghigh »

MrAngryFace

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« Reply #4229 on: November 20, 2012, 01:59:42 AM »
There's some neat ideas here- the home screen with all of the mii's the ability to zoom in and see their latest community updates is cool and does a better job of creating that kind of living community thing; too bad GOOD IDEAS are being murdered by fuckin WEIRD ASS implementations
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Re: Last-gen starts today. The official WII U thread!
« Reply #4230 on: November 20, 2012, 02:02:04 AM »
Has anyone encountered a bunch of dicks in the public area or whatever?
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cool breeze

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« Reply #4231 on: November 20, 2012, 02:04:33 AM »
yo Andrex how do I take a game picture?

On iPhone, Vita, and my Nexus it's a combo of buttons.  Is it the same here?

Has anyone encountered a bunch of dicks in the public area or whatever?

no  :(

I saw a guy pooping in a toilet, but nothing vulgar.  And I saw "XBOX IS DEAD."

MrAngryFace

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« Reply #4232 on: November 20, 2012, 02:10:58 AM »
it keeps saying I have to complete the initial setup to use my friends list and make friends- wtffffffffffffffffffff is it talking about; ive looked everywhere
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G The Resurrected

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« Reply #4233 on: November 20, 2012, 02:11:32 AM »
Maf you need to setup your friends list, to do that press the home button and it should be the orange box to the right. Once you do that you will be able to send and receive friend invites.

MrAngryFace

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« Reply #4234 on: November 20, 2012, 02:13:10 AM »
ah ok thanks
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« Reply #4235 on: November 20, 2012, 02:15:44 AM »
OK! I've got a friend! that's enough o THAT crazy shit for tonight- gotta go to bed.
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« Reply #4236 on: November 20, 2012, 02:22:25 AM »
this is confusing  :S

will other miis show up in my warawara? will my midget sean hannity show up in others?!

Tasty

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« Reply #4237 on: November 20, 2012, 02:31:22 AM »
yo Andrex how do I take a game picture?

On iPhone, Vita, and my Nexus it's a combo of buttons.  Is it the same here?

Press Home in-game when you want to take one, go to Miiverse, go to the community for your game (or any community I guess), make a new post, attach the screenshot to the post.

Screenshots are not exportable outside Miiverse at this time. Miiverse website is allegedly in the works.

#NINTENDO

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Re: Last-gen starts today. The official WII U thread!
« Reply #4238 on: November 20, 2012, 02:46:32 AM »


Yup, I am buying a Wii U.

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« Reply #4239 on: November 20, 2012, 03:11:25 AM »
Keep in mind upscaling isn't upresing.

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« Reply #4240 on: November 20, 2012, 03:13:37 AM »
Not surprised,power of ATI GPU :bow2
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« Reply #4241 on: November 20, 2012, 03:20:18 AM »
Keep in mind upscaling isn't upresing.
Still better than muddy blurry vaseline filtered piss wii outputs.

archnemesis

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« Reply #4242 on: November 20, 2012, 03:29:48 AM »
It's still going to be a blurry mess. For most people it will make little difference whether it's your TV or the console that does the upscaling. The digital signal is an improvement though.

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« Reply #4243 on: November 20, 2012, 03:32:39 AM »
Now I can finally sell my Gamecube component cables

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« Reply #4244 on: November 20, 2012, 03:44:35 AM »
Some games like Mario Galaxy still unplayable mess.

All these emulators suck because they only utilize a single fucking core.

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« Reply #4245 on: November 20, 2012, 03:48:18 AM »
And you never know when these companies will drop BC support.

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« Reply #4247 on: November 20, 2012, 06:29:25 AM »


Yup, I am buying a Wii U.

So the Wuu upscales to 180p eh? Fucking Wuutards don't even have a clue what the term means.
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« Reply #4248 on: November 20, 2012, 06:50:54 AM »
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I Love Mondays for Giantbomb is up, near the last few minutes (12:10) Patrick gives some details on him calling Nintendo asking for his NNID to be switched over to a new console:

http://www.giantbomb.com/i-love-mond...92012/17-6814/

Turns out Nintendo customer service can't switch over NNIDs to a new console, it is completely locked, and they're looking into what they can do but are not optimistic that anything can be done.

So much for calling Nintendo.

 :derp

Patrick needs to stop calling fucking everything a roguelike.
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Re: Last-gen starts today. The official WII U thread!
« Reply #4249 on: November 20, 2012, 06:56:53 AM »
Some games like Mario Galaxy still unplayable mess.

All these emulators suck because they only utilize a single fucking core.

Yep.  Even with a 3.4 GHz Core i7 and a 3 GB GTX 580, Dolphin still gave me quite a bit of trouble for the games I wanted to play even after fiddling around with ways to optimize the performance.

I mean, it can still make a lot of advances but sometimes it isn't worth the headache, considering it's the Wii and all.  The Wii looks like blurry shit on my TV so looks like Wii U BC it is!
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« Reply #4250 on: November 20, 2012, 07:44:03 AM »
Not reading the thread, I suggest renaming gaming side tablet control gaming fan club if it hasn't been suggested already.

If it has, seconded, thirded, etc.

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« Reply #4251 on: November 20, 2012, 08:45:33 AM »
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http://kotaku.com/5962012/560-people-are-paying-black-ops-ii-online-on-the-wii-u-right-now

Kotaku started the story, twitter had some extra numbers (below)

Wii U: 512 multiplayer, 42 zombies.
Steam: 64,015 peak multiplayer. 1,868 zombies current. 9.716 peak zombies.
PS3: 570,000 multiplayer. 115,000 zombies.
360: 641,000 multiplayer. 800,000 on launch day.

There are more people playing BLOPS Declassified on Vita.   :lol
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« Reply #4252 on: November 20, 2012, 08:51:14 AM »
I doubt the port of BLOPS to WiiU will even break even.

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« Reply #4253 on: November 20, 2012, 09:05:34 AM »
someone try to friend me- NID is cooters..I think; this shits confusing

they're gonna ban you for that name! 

Or at least somehow get into your WiiU and delete the glorified .txt document that is your Nintendo ID

Also, "well, that didn't take long":
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=500599



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Re: Last-gen starts today. The official WII U thread!
« Reply #4254 on: November 20, 2012, 09:13:52 AM »
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http://kotaku.com/5962012/560-people-are-paying-black-ops-ii-online-on-the-wii-u-right-now

Kotaku started the story, twitter had some extra numbers (below)

Wii U: 512 multiplayer, 42 zombies.
Steam: 64,015 peak multiplayer. 1,868 zombies current. 9.716 peak zombies.
PS3: 570,000 multiplayer. 115,000 zombies.
360: 641,000 multiplayer. 800,000 on launch day.

There are more people playing BLOPS Declassified on Vita.   :lol

You are not that dumb to compare Wii U's install base to Vita's one. Wii U is 3 days old, Vita is 10 months old.

Well,I think it's quite possible that WiiU LTD>Vita LTD in US.
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« Reply #4255 on: November 20, 2012, 09:55:51 AM »
Iconoclast or someone set this guy straight on what "intercept" was in Ninja Gaiden 1:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=44553011&postcount=475


NG misinformation bugs the shit out of me :lol

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« Reply #4256 on: November 20, 2012, 09:55:59 AM »
Declassified is also a game that's been universally labeled as BAD
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« Reply #4257 on: November 20, 2012, 09:56:54 AM »
someone try to friend me- NID is cooters..I think; this shits confusing

they're gonna ban you for that name! 

Or at least somehow get into your WiiU and delete the glorified .txt document that is your Nintendo ID

Also, "well, that didn't take long":
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=500599





Well my display name is Ryan- so i'll prolly be ok
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« Reply #4258 on: November 20, 2012, 09:57:54 AM »
Also hey, that touch pad kinda sucks for typing stuff out. DONT GO TOO FASTTTTT! OH NOESSS!!!! Maybe that's why there's a 100 character limit on community posts- keep you from spending too much time typing something out.
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« Reply #4259 on: November 20, 2012, 10:41:00 AM »
Not reading the thread, I suggest renaming gaming side tablet control gaming fan club if it hasn't been suggested already.

If it has, seconded, thirded, etc.

Nah,we should rename it Nintendo Land gaming fan club.
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