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The reality is far more boring.

Nintendo has poo'd the bed themselves and need to be put in the old retirement home like Atari and Sega before them. Not even decades of built up goodwill from mindless fanthing drones can insulate them from the ire resulting from the monumental mess that is the Wii U.

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I'm not sure what's worse. A fanboy playing defense, or a fanboy having a lovers' quarrel.

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I'm not sure what's worse. A fanboy playing defense, or a fanboy having a lovers' quarrel.

What's worse? You.

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No DD support? Jesus Christ. You must be kidding me. No wonder they didn't support Optical.

Cheap turd system is a cheap turd.

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Why didn't Nintendo just make a 250 gaming tablet that can stream to the tv?

That shit would have been flying of the shelves with how popular tablets are, and Nintendo's rep with parents and the popularity of tablets?

This is how it would go:
mommy mommy I want an ipad. yes yes johny here have this Wii Pad.

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Because RIP $40 3DS, and $60 Wii U games.

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I can't believe people still have hope for the Wii U's power. If it had power it would have a showcase title like 360/PS3 at launch.

Because RIP $40 3DS, and $60 Wii U games.

If they don't adapt a bit it will be rip Nintendo.
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Make sure you turn off your background downloads, since they can evidently make your games' already not-so-stellar performance even worse

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Make sure you turn off your background downloads, since they can evidently make your games' already not-so-stellar performance even worse

WARA WARA


hahahahahahahhahahaahahahaa how is this not done automatic

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No DD support? Jesus Christ. You must be kidding me. No wonder they didn't support Optical.

Cheap turd system is a cheap turd.

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I think this device got shoehorned with tablet gamepad at some point.

And then it was

oh shit oh shit this will cost too much,oh shit

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I sold off my Wii U black tard pack to a coworker for $450 yesterday.  I never wound up opening the thing but I have my still sealed copies of NSMBU and Warriors Orochi 3 Hyper with me.  I'm still going to get a Wii U but I had the chance to make $100 (well, $80 something if you include tax) and I bit.  I still have a sizable 3DS, Steam, PS1/PS2/PS3 backlogs to clear.  The Wii U can wait.  I might even hold it until Nintendo hits the panic button and drops the black tard pack to below $300 when they see Durango and PS4 handily beating them in specs yet has an SKU of $300 or $350.  Nintendo needs to get their online shit together and I don't give a shit about the Wii U enough to fight through the numerous problems that are plaguing it.  I hope for their sake that they get their shit together fast.  Nintendo needs this year gap to make serious inroads against the much stronger competition.

I think this device got shoehorned with tablet gamepad at some point.

And then it was

oh shit oh shit this will cost too much,oh shit

cut cut cut cut cut

I'm guessing Nintendo read the tea leaves back in 2009 that tablet gaming was going to be a huge force and needs to be the centerpiece in their new system (since Apple done snatched the blue ocean away from them) but in the typical Nintendo fashion did a half assed job, thinking that the Nintendo brand alone is enough to compensate for the many compromises and feature cuts that wouldn't be considered acceptable otherwise.
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Apparently its not out in Japan yet?


yup yup - wii U out on Dec 8th - thanks for finding all the problems with it.

The extra weeks give Japan Nintendo time to iron out all the stuff that works and make them ass backwards for the JPN market. I'm sure they're patching friend codes back in and only allowing online infra communication via morse code

Nintendo still has time to increase the CPU speed via a firmware update, no worries.
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Looks like Nintendo has ample supply of the hottest holiday item.  :bow2

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It's incredibly easy to find one.  After all the trouble people went through to get a Wii, PS3, and 360 around their respective launch, being able to walk into a store and pick up a WiiU without even looking is a little surreal.
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did they actually ship more WiiUs than Wiis or is it just not selling as well or both?

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this is important because my self-esteem rides on the sales of this console.  if reggie's not happy, i'm suicidal.   :-\

I think this device got shoehorned with tablet gamepad at some point.

And then it was

oh shit oh shit this will cost too much,oh shit

cut cut cut cut cut

Well, Nintendo is done competing in the tech arms race, so it's unlikely that they were ever cooking up a powerhouse that got compromised by the GamePad. But, obviously, a platform needs a hook, moreso than just the first party software they mostly rely on. For Wii, it was the motion controls, and that worked like gangbusters. Back when this thing was in R&D and the iPad was being announced/catching on, some sort of tablet controller just probably happened to be their best idea at a "gamechanger" that could provide the cohesive vision for differentiating this thing from whatever Sony and Microsoft would cook up.

Now, I'm not as down on this thing as a lot of people here, and actually like the GamePad. Unfortunately for Nintendo, though, I really only see it as kind of neat. There's certainly not anything at launch or even on the horizon that really sells what this puppy can do. But, let's be honest, I don't think that such a concept even exists. The asynchronous gameplay (and note that I feel like this is just becoming a stupid buzzword) possibilities -- like the pad itself -- merely seem to me as having the potential to be kind of neat. I don't think there's a myriad of gameplay possibilities that the competition can't hope to replicate.

mjemirzian

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I'm not sure what's worse. A fanboy playing defense, or a fanboy having a lovers' quarrel.

What's worse? You.
Why so mad? You've got people saying "andrex and his wretched ilk" and you target a post that doesn't even name you? Get your priorities straight.  :-\

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Whats the deal with asynchroneuos multi gameplay. Imho its kind of lame.

I play fifa, cod, swtor. What else is there?

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The only reason why there is "asynchronous gameplay" is because Wii U technology is too shitty to run four tablets at once.  Fact.
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Hahah I wanted to reply with FACT. But you beat me  :lol

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Nintendo still has time to increase the CPU speed via a firmware update, no worries.

I saw that and nearly gave myself a hernia laughing. I hear that the dev kit update unlocks PS4/X720 port ability too - so despite the fact the Wii U is struggling with current gen games it'll have games with hardly noticable differences to next gen, some minor cut backs maybe because DERPADERPADERPDERP WAA AAAAAH.

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firmware updates can do anything, man. believe
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Last-gen maybe after series of patches - parity in 2014? official WII U thread!
« Reply #4405 on: November 22, 2012, 12:52:09 PM »
Imagine how bad games will run if they used more than one tablet
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Whats the deal with asynchroneuos multi gameplay. Imho its kind of lame.

I play fifa, cod, swtor. What else is there?

Asynchronous multiplayer isn't a Wii U thing (I think you mean asymmetrical?).  It's more of an iphone thing, really.  Stuff like words with friends or field runners (old PSP advance wars style game).  Competition isn't happening in real time.  You take a turn, and the other guy has however long to make his, and so on.  You can have dozens of matches going on at the same time.  This reminds me that I should probably check out my frozen synapse games are going.

Asymmetrical multiplayer is great but Nintendo and theirs annexed the term to mean "Pac Man VS."  It's weird since even old Nintendo games like Mario Party were all about it.  And a bunch of other games like L4D, Gears, Natural Selection, Halo 4, Splinter Cell, Rock Band, and so on.

All it really means is that the game is inherently unbalanced because the different players do different things.  So, in Fifa or CoD, you have equal teams competing.  If you had a team of footballers trying to score against a group of soldiers defending the goal with guns, I think that would qualify. (If that all makes sense)

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Nintendo still has time to increase the CPU speed via a firmware update, no worries.

I saw that and nearly gave myself a hernia laughing.
I suppose it is theoretically possible that the CPU is underclocked and a firmware update could raise it. Although an increase in CPU running speed on such a low ventilation system probably runs the risk of hardware failure.

Yeah, I meant asymmetrical above.

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Whats the deal with asynchroneuos multi gameplay. Imho its kind of lame.

I play fifa, cod, swtor. What else is there?

Asynchronous multiplayer isn't a Wii U thing (I think you mean asymmetrical?).  It's more of an iphone thing, really.  Stuff like words with friends or field runners (old PSP advance wars style game).  Competition isn't happening in real time.  You take a turn, and the other guy has however long to make his, and so on.  You can have dozens of matches going on at the same time.  This reminds me that I should probably check out my frozen synapse games are going.

Asymmetrical multiplayer is great but Nintendo and theirs annexed the term to mean "Pac Man VS."  It's weird since even old Nintendo games like Mario Party were all about it.  And a bunch of other games like L4D, Gears, Natural Selection, Halo 4, Splinter Cell, Rock Band, and so on.

All it really means is that the game is inherently unbalanced because the different players do different things.  So, in Fifa or CoD, you have equal teams competing.  If you had a team of footballers trying to score against a group of soldiers defending the goal with guns, I think that would qualify. (If that all makes sense)

When I think of asymmetrical gameplay I think of the latter, for me the former is just normal mp since its on an even keel. I don't really like that.

When did they hijack this name?

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Sony restricted PSP developers to 222Mhz for a couple years.  I think the first god of war was the first time they let developers use the 333Mhz.  Granted, that was because the higher clockspeed beat down the already poor battery life.

Don't doubt firmware upgrades :wag

Wii U to rival Watson supercomputer after the 2.40 upgrade.

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Is there even an ounce of proof that Wii U's CPU is underclocked? :rofl

the possibility that Nintendo couldn't find an old enough CPU to mass produce, so they just bought the cheapest available and underclocked them.   this saves 3 degrees of heat, meaning the fan size could be reduced by 6%, saving pennies on each console manufactured. 

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GOTTA SAVE THE PLANET ONE CLOCK CYCLE AT A TIME
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Is there even an ounce of proof that Wii U's CPU is underclocked? :rofl

You know that the CPU is bad when Nintendo is trying their best hiding the specs even with the console out on the market. It's pathetic that they dont dare to release the specs on a paper. They even did it with the Wii.

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>"Asymmetrical gameplay is awesome!"

>forces everyone in multiplayer NSMBU to use Wiimotes

Tasty

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"What about those great new, comfortable Pro Controllers?" you may ask.

NOPE

"Well one player can still use the GamePad right?"

NOPE

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Wait the XFE is not getting a WiiU?  :o


plus did prole win that 100 bet  :lol :lol :lol :lol

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Going to a Thanksgiving dinner where the host just got a Wii U and asked us to bring extra Wii controllers. I haven't the heart to tell her that they won't work without a MotionPlus attachment :(

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lmao are you serious
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That's what I was told, I guess we're going to find out!

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Some games will work but nintendoland requires the motion plus. And it has to be the actual motion plus controller, not a regular controller plus attachment.

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Some games will work but nintendoland requires the motion plus. And it has to be the actual motion plus controller, not a regular controller plus attachment.

Seriously?! Wow  :lol
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Some games will work but nintendoland requires the motion plus. And it has to be the actual motion plus controller, not a regular controller plus attachment.

Jesus fucking Christ. Is this a widely known thing?

I am sure the Nintendo fanbase at gaf will spin that into something positive.

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Some games will work but nintendoland requires the motion plus. And it has to be the actual motion plus controller, not a regular controller plus attachment.

are you fucking kidding? what is the difference?
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Some games will work but nintendoland requires the motion plus. And it has to be the actual motion plus controller, not a regular controller plus attachment.

Oh my god  :lol

Does Mario work without the Motion Plus? I imagine that's what we'd be playing.

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Ahahhahahaha this thread keeps delivering.
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I'm pretty sure the Wii U will only sync with a MotionPlus controller, the regular remote with the attachment probably doesn't send the right ID and is too dumb to know it is Plus enabled

Shit console

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At this rate, there should be a picture of the weeeeeeooooo in the dictionary for the "clusterfuck" entry
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Yes it really is that bad folks. And its not like nintendo told anyone that this would be an issue. Thankfully toysrus had flingsmash for 25 which includes the new plus controller.

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Between the 3ds, vita, and now weeoooo I think you have to be bonkers to buy any system at launch now. 3ds got a major revision in only a year, vita is crippling along, and weeeooo is a clusterfuck.

I may get the new PlayStation or Xbox on day one depending on their media capabilities. It really depends and I have to see them first.
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Launch Sony stuff is always pretty good. Their problem is software not hardware. Still rockin my launch triple
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Honestly I just want a new blu ray player. Here's hoping the new xbox delivers on that front. :drool
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Hmm , it seems a lot of folks are setting themselves up a heaping plate of crow again.   That said, I think its only guarranteed to do well this holiday, going into next year is a toss up and comes down to how receptive the consumers are to the software, which I'm less than optimistic about because its all like 60 bucks a piece.  Seriously, what the hell at Scribblenaughts being 60 bucks.

I'll have to wait till my tax return but I'm looking forward to sonic does karting, zombies by ubisoft, newer super mario bros, and blops 2.  Thing I'm most sad about atm is the virtual console situation, as in it doesn't really exist on the wii u shop in any shape of form :fbm
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I'm pretty sure the Wii U will only sync with a MotionPlus controller, the regular remote with the attachment probably doesn't send the right ID and is too dumb to know it is Plus enabled

Shit console

Wrong, synced with my launch Whiimote fine last night. Pretty sure M+ isn't needed for Mario.

Nintendo made a big deal of all Wii accessories working, you'd have to be really thick to think otherwise.

Nintardland probably needs it of course, but who cares about that pap.

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Some games will work but nintendoland requires the motion plus. And it has to be the actual motion plus controller, not a regular controller plus attachment.

yeah, I had a chance to try out multiplayer wii u stuff today and it seems like everything is on motion plus now.  The IR aiming is for calibration* but the actual game seems to do what Skyward Sword did and rely on the gyro and motion sensors to aim.  It's like playstation move without accurate spatial tracking and the rave ball.  don't know if this is the case for other games that support pointer aiming (uh, black ops and epic mickey?).

*having to calibrate multiple controllers and then recalibrate when they drift  :yuck


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Yea, only an idiot would believe a half assed thing about a half assed console

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Looks like Nintendo has ample supply of the hottest holiday item.  :bow2

http://www.current.com.au/2012/11/20/article/Inside-Nintendo-Land-and-the-loneliest-pop-up-store-in-Christendom/NZIFKXFRTF.html

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Nintendo has opened a pop-up experience store in the Sydney CBD as part of a national road tour to demonstrate the gaming brand’s new Wii U console system. The store, which is located beneath Myer on George Street, features a number of consoles for consumers to play with as well as a stage area to try out some interactive dance-gaming.

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This journalist visited the Sydney store at lunchtime on a Tuesday and, while the shopfront might get busier on a weekend, it looked like the loneliest pop-up store in Christendom. This may be due to its out of-the-way location – it can be found two levels below street level, next to a food court, without a great deal of foot traffic from passers-by.


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Yea, only an idiot would believe a half assed thing about a half assed console

Nintendo commonly lies by omission and intentially misleads, but they don't straight up lie about a banner feature. It's like saying, "Nintendo is half assing the Wii U, so they probably took the screen out of the controller."

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Hmm , it seems a lot of folks are setting themselves up a heaping plate of crow again.

Who, people who thought this was gonna be anything other than a colossal failure?  Sure.  Those people are fucktards, I agree.
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