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Re: The Official WII U thread. Unyeah.
« Reply #4980 on: December 04, 2012, 12:27:07 PM »
Thank these guys



Professional Internet networking solutions. Plus they are local to Kyoto, so that's GREAT for Nintendo. They only have one cable modem though, so you might want to wait until 3am to try again

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Re: The Official WII U thread. Unyeah.
« Reply #4981 on: December 04, 2012, 12:59:24 PM »
Thank these guys

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Professional Internet networking solutions. Plus they are local to Kyoto, so that's GREAT for Nintendo. They only have one cable modem though, so you might want to wait until 3am to try again

Why are downloads so slow in the U.S.? Is it because they... "hate NA"?

The answer was in front of us all along.
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Re: The Official WII U thread. Unyeah.
« Reply #4982 on: December 04, 2012, 01:11:18 PM »
Pearl Harbour.

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« Reply #4983 on: December 04, 2012, 01:56:58 PM »
Haters gonna hatena.
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Re: The Official WII U thread. Unyeah.
« Reply #4984 on: December 04, 2012, 02:08:03 PM »
Thank these guys

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Professional Internet networking solutions. Plus they are local to Kyoto, so that's GREAT for Nintendo. They only have one cable modem though, so you might want to wait until 3am to try again

Now i see why EA turned the tables  :lol :lol :lol :lol

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Re: The Official WII U thread. Unyeah.
« Reply #4985 on: December 04, 2012, 02:14:36 PM »
Nothing inspires confidence like a corporate logo that has a question mark in it.

'We might figure it out?'


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Re: The Official WII U thread. Unyeah.
« Reply #4986 on: December 04, 2012, 02:22:41 PM »
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« Reply #4987 on: December 04, 2012, 02:27:33 PM »
What is that, Best Buy?

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Re: The Official WII U thread. Unyeah.
« Reply #4988 on: December 04, 2012, 02:32:15 PM »
Thank these guys

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Professional Internet networking solutions. Plus they are local to Kyoto, so that's GREAT for Nintendo. They only have one cable modem though, so you might want to wait until 3am to try again

Why are downloads so slow in the U.S.? Is it because they... "hate NA"?

The answer was in front of us all along.

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Re: The Official WII U thread. Unyeah.
« Reply #4989 on: December 04, 2012, 02:37:41 PM »
Nothing inspires confidence like a corporate logo that has a question mark in it.

'We might figure it out?'

Please understand.
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« Reply #4990 on: December 04, 2012, 02:58:32 PM »
Thank these guys

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Professional Internet networking solutions. Plus they are local to Kyoto, so that's GREAT for Nintendo. They only have one cable modem though, so you might want to wait until 3am to try again

Why are downloads so slow in the U.S.? Is it because they... "hate NA"?

The answer was in front of us all along.



OH SHIT 


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Re: The Official WII U thread. Unyeah.
« Reply #4991 on: December 04, 2012, 05:42:16 PM »
I spent the better part of this afternoon messing around with the Wii U.

- Errors everywhere.  I received an error message for trying to go on the eShop.  I received an error when trying to set up my Mii.  I thought maybe the confirmation code was wrong but after receiving another e-mail I guess it isn't the code.  It seems like for even the most basic shit that Nintendo wants us to do, it isn't able to do.  It isn't an influx of new accounts (because you can get a Wii U pretty much everywhere, even online like Gamestop.com) so I hope Nintendo gets that shit fixed real quick like.

- The OS is slow.  It takes several seconds to see a logo on the screen and then it has a "Please wait" message following it.  WTF?  This shit should be zipping around given how simple it is.

- The TV remote set up seems interesting if useless to me.  I don't mind juggling a lot of remotes so this feature isn't for me but still, not bad.

- Netflix and Amazon Video redeemed my experience.  I really like the switch from the TV to the gamepad.  I was watching Miami Vice on Netflix, needed to take a shit, hit the button to stream it to the pad, and it worked great.  For as slow as the OS operates, the streaming switch was instantaneous.  The image and sound quality aren't half bad.  I guess if I need to watch something while shitting, there you go.  It's a nice feature and does demonstrate the potential of the Wii U.

- Every program I open up needs an update of some kind.  Seems odd and I owned a PS3.

- I do like the time log feature.  I like the steam time clock.  I want to know exactly how long I played a game and there is no reason why this feature isn't common at this point.

- Warriors Orochi 3 Hyper is still good.  It looks pretty much on par with the PS3 version.  I love this game so I don't mind the double dip.  I'd triple dip if that shit came out on Steam.

- No way in hell am I going to play Nintendoland.  Ever.

- NSMBU taps into the SMW nostalgia but in that unambitious way associated with NSMB games.  A lot of Nintards are overrating this game because it isn't totally incompetent but nothing really jumps out at me as if this game is a classic.  I loved SMW but after 30 minutes of NSMBU, I was ready to play something else.  Conversely, when I got Galaxy, I was like "holy shit, this is amazing game" and spent hours on end playing through it once I put it in the Wii.  NSMBU might get better over time but this is a thoroughly B-level Nintendo effort here.  Not a shock of course.

- Tekken Tag Tournament 2 isn't bad.  I'm not a serious fighting game player so it scratches the itch.  I played a lot of TTT on the PS2 so I needed to get this game.  I do like it quite a bit.  Not sure how much I'm going to play of it though.
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Re: The Official WII U thread. Unyeah.
« Reply #4992 on: December 04, 2012, 05:48:37 PM »
Yeah, they've got to fix this OS. Good God is it terribly slow.

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« Reply #4993 on: December 04, 2012, 08:44:55 PM »
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Latest http://Nintendo.com update lists Version 2.1.0 U as improving stability and minor interface adjustments.

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Size: 593mb

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Re: The Official WII U thread. Unyeah.
« Reply #4994 on: December 04, 2012, 08:48:10 PM »
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Latest http://Nintendo.com update lists Version 2.1.0 U as improving stability and minor interface adjustments.

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Size: 593mb

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i hope this makes the OS faster...
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Re: The Official WII U thread. Unyeah.
« Reply #4995 on: December 04, 2012, 09:00:50 PM »
few more updates and they'll have to leave the basic set behind

Just knock them all offline and call it the Wii U Mini.
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Re: The Official WII U thread. Unyeah.
« Reply #4996 on: December 04, 2012, 09:11:17 PM »
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Eshop still slow.

Miiverse still slow.

Slow OS is slow.


System never crashed for me so whatever.


hmmm

maybe the hard locks then?



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Just found a problem... after the update... It can't read my HD.. ugh

ouch..
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Re: The Official WII U thread. Unyeah.
« Reply #4997 on: December 05, 2012, 02:30:56 AM »
Seems like it is targeting hard locks according to Reddit (lol Reddit of course.)

few more updates and they'll have to leave the basic set behind

Installed updates don't take up that much more space. You know, with the whole installation step and everything.

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Re: The Official WII U thread. Unyeah.
« Reply #4998 on: December 05, 2012, 05:52:19 AM »
stolen from gaf

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NCL has announced a presentation by Satoru Iwata today, Dec. 5th at 8 pm in Japan, covering the Wii U launch in 3 days.

When does the Japanese presentation in my time zone? Click this link for worldwide times.

Where can I watch it? Right here: http://www.nintendo.co.jp/nintendo_direct/sp/index.html

I will be providing live translations here in the OP and on my Twitter feed, @Cheesemeister3k.

NOA has announced a Nintendo Direct for Dec. 5th at 12 pm EST.
NOE will be holding a Nintendo Direct presentation on Dec. 5th at 5 pm GMT, simultaneous with NOA, both covering Wii U and 3DS software for the remainder of the year and into 2013.

When do the western presentations start in my time zone? Click this link for worldwide times.

Where can I watch the NOA presentation? Right here: http://www.nintendo.com/nintendo-direct/

Where can I watch the NOE presentation? Right here: http://www.nintendo.co.uk/Misc-/Nint...ct-638747.html

Japan stuff starts in few minutes
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Re: The Official WII U thread. Unyeah.
« Reply #4999 on: December 05, 2012, 06:45:05 AM »
They are showing that you can use the gamepad for google street view



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« Reply #5000 on: December 05, 2012, 06:58:30 AM »
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20:42 Display the screen on the TV at the same time, as well. Google Maps on Wii U will go up around the end of January, and will be free through the end of March. Free download for a limited time, will become a pay download afterward.
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Re: The Official WII U thread. Unyeah.
« Reply #5001 on: December 05, 2012, 07:03:48 AM »
My Wii U finally shipped! Hopefully I'll have time to use it this weekend.

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Re: The Official WII U thread. Unyeah.
« Reply #5002 on: December 05, 2012, 07:26:28 AM »
20:42 Display the screen on the TV at the same time, as well. Google Maps on Wii U will go up around the end of January, and will be free through the end of March. Free download for a limited time, will become a pay download afterward.

the fuck  :lol

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Re: The Official WII U thread. Unyeah.
« Reply #5003 on: December 05, 2012, 07:26:50 AM »
You're gonna have to pay for google maps???
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Re: The Official WII U thread. Unyeah.
« Reply #5004 on: December 05, 2012, 07:34:38 AM »
Nintendo is probably having you download everything over again. Instead of just patching select files.

With their technology wizardry that seems plausible.

You're gonna have to pay for google maps???

Nintendo is the kind of company that will not support DLC in 2012, but they will make you pay for a free service like Google Maps. U got a problem with that?
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Re: The Official WII U thread. Unyeah.
« Reply #5005 on: December 05, 2012, 07:50:25 AM »
You can access it directly from the browser. Why would anyone pay for it? Or maybe more importantly, why would anyone use a Wii U as an all-purpose computer?

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Re: The Official WII U thread. Unyeah.
« Reply #5006 on: December 05, 2012, 09:39:47 AM »
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20:42 Display the screen on the TV at the same time, as well. Google Maps on Wii U will go up around the end of January, and will be free through the end of March. Free download for a limited time, will become a pay download afterward.


OH FUCK, I better buy a WiiU now so I don't miss out on this hot deal. 


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Re: The Official WII U thread. Unyeah.
« Reply #5007 on: December 05, 2012, 10:23:53 AM »
Google Maps is free on Vita fyi.  Nintendo cheap as fuck.

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« Reply #5008 on: December 05, 2012, 10:38:38 AM »
Didn't they charge for the browser at first on the Wii?

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Re: The Official WII U thread. Unyeah.
« Reply #5009 on: December 05, 2012, 10:45:43 AM »
few more updates and they'll have to leave the basic set behind

Just knock them all offline and call it the Wii U Mini.

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Re: The Official WII U thread. Unyeah.
« Reply #5010 on: December 05, 2012, 11:51:24 AM »
UK/US Nintendo Direct starting in 10 minutes

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4th December 2012 – Nintendo of Europe has announced a new edition of Nintendo Direct for tomorrow, 5th December, set to focus on games coming to Wii U and Nintendo 3DS in the remainder of 2012 and the first months of 2013.

The newly announced Nintendo Direct presentation will be streamed from the Nintendo Direct website on 5 th December from 5pm GMT and will be hosted by Nintendo of Europe President Satoru Shibata.

For further details:
Nintendo Direct website http://nintendo.co.uk/nintendodirect
Nintendo Direct on Ustream http://www.ustream.tv/NintendoUK
Wii U website http://wiiu.co.uk
Nintendo 3DS XL website http://www.nintendo3ds.co.uk
Nintendo 3DS Guided Tour http://guidedtour.nintendo.co.uk
Wii U (UK) on Facebook http://facebook.com/WiiU.co.uk
Nintendo of Europe on Twitter https://twitter.com/nintendoeurope
Nintendo UK on Twitter https://twitter.com/nintendouk
Nintendo UK on YouTube
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Re: The Official WII U thread. Unyeah.
« Reply #5011 on: December 05, 2012, 12:03:25 PM »
Lego City-Secret Wii U killer app?

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Re: The Official WII U thread. Unyeah.
« Reply #5012 on: December 05, 2012, 12:04:40 PM »
Oh Lego Iwata *closes tab*
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« Reply #5014 on: December 05, 2012, 12:07:20 PM »
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20:42 Display the screen on the TV at the same time, as well. Google Maps on Wii U will go up around the end of January, and will be free through the end of March. Free download for a limited time, will become a pay download afterward.

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Re: The Official WII U thread. Unyeah.
« Reply #5015 on: December 05, 2012, 12:09:04 PM »
Why are they showing Gamecube games on this stream

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« Reply #5016 on: December 05, 2012, 12:13:09 PM »
WIIUFIT
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« Reply #5017 on: December 05, 2012, 12:13:22 PM »
WiifitU
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« Reply #5018 on: December 05, 2012, 12:14:13 PM »
At least they didn't make Google Maps for ambassadors only, I guess. #progress
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« Reply #5019 on: December 05, 2012, 12:15:02 PM »
Join a gym, fatties

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« Reply #5020 on: December 05, 2012, 12:17:52 PM »
Panorama
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Re: The Official WII U thread. Unyeah.
« Reply #5022 on: December 05, 2012, 12:19:14 PM »
google map

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« Reply #5023 on: December 05, 2012, 12:21:25 PM »
"Panorama View will show you scenes that you don't see so commonly in normal life. Such as people buying Wii Us"

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Re: The Official WII U thread. Unyeah.
« Reply #5024 on: December 05, 2012, 12:21:48 PM »
nice helmet
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« Reply #5025 on: December 05, 2012, 12:21:56 PM »
Cory has stalker eyes

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« Reply #5026 on: December 05, 2012, 12:23:48 PM »
Um, he knows that Android has had the gyroscopic Street View right

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Re: The Official WII U thread. Unyeah.
« Reply #5027 on: December 05, 2012, 12:28:17 PM »
Borys :bow2
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Re: The Official WII U thread. Unyeah.
« Reply #5028 on: December 05, 2012, 12:28:51 PM »
Tokyo Crash Mobs

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« Reply #5029 on: December 05, 2012, 12:29:21 PM »
Fire Emblem!

Wii U saved 4 realz now, dawgz.

Isn't that a 3DS game?
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Re: The Official WII U thread. Unyeah.
« Reply #5030 on: December 05, 2012, 12:30:22 PM »
Reggie looks terrifying!
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Re: The Official WII U thread. Unyeah.
« Reply #5031 on: December 05, 2012, 12:30:25 PM »
I loved all that original IP they showed

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Re: The Official WII U thread. Unyeah.
« Reply #5032 on: December 05, 2012, 12:30:56 PM »
something for your body

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« Reply #5033 on: December 05, 2012, 12:31:10 PM »
something for your MIND

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« Reply #5034 on: December 05, 2012, 12:33:48 PM »
So the post launch drought legacy continues.
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Re: The Official WII U thread. Unyeah.
« Reply #5035 on: December 05, 2012, 12:34:59 PM »
Enjoy not playing Wii U games Q1 and Q2 of next year, I'll be catching up on my backlog of sweet PC gaming swag from :bow Amazon Tony :bow2

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Re: The Official WII U thread. Unyeah.
« Reply #5036 on: December 05, 2012, 12:36:27 PM »
So the post launch drought legacy continues.

It's a Nintendo console, so more like post-SNES drought.
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Re: The Official WII U thread. Unyeah.
« Reply #5037 on: December 05, 2012, 01:12:00 PM »
so did this nin direct tell us anything besides you can now have a paid version of google maps?
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« Reply #5038 on: December 05, 2012, 01:12:16 PM »
HarmoKnight bitches, gonna put all you Theatrashers in your places. :miyamoto

Didn't they charge for the browser at first on the Wii?

No, then yes, then no.

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Re: The Official WII U thread. Unyeah.
« Reply #5039 on: December 05, 2012, 01:19:43 PM »
Need a replacement Wii U controller?  FUCK OFF AND BUY A NEW WII U!

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I know, this story is absurd, I'm swearing at my bad luck.
I purchased a WiiU (EU) on launch day last week from gamestop, the black deluxe set (Premium Pack in Italy).

This morning some STUPID thieves entered my home and stole my portable PC, my 3DS and ONLY the GamePad with its cradle! They didn't even know what it was!

Any suggestion on what I could do? I contacted Nintendo but the only thing they told me has been "the GamePad alone is still not for sale". WTF? So I won't be able to play some games until the pad will be on sale since they can't be played without it? (like some Nintendoland games).

I'm totally distressed and don't know what I could do.
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