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Sho Nuff · « **Reply #5640 on:** December 25, 2012, 05:45:27 PM »

What how I don't why

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #5641 on:** December 25, 2012, 05:53:27 PM »

They region locked the pads to stop the decline-aids to spread from UK to other regions.

Nintendo is being generous here they should have country locked it.

Himu · « **Reply #5642 on:** December 25, 2012, 06:29:15 PM »

When I got my Sega genesis my dad already had it hooked up and ready to go.

What kid would care about this?

DCharlieJP · « **Reply #5643 on:** December 25, 2012, 08:08:46 PM »

Another episode of "Iwata is actually a bit of a cunt(Tm)" :

Iwata : Guys, did you get everything ready for launch?!
Plebs : Yes master, we have region locked the fuck out of everything, we've let publishers know that we will not tolerate English in Japanese games so ZombiU has NO ENGLISH at all, and whilst COD has multilanguage games on X360/PS3, WiiU -only- has a japanese dub. And we have implemented region lock on just about everything we could.
Iwata : Thank FUCK - i was worried something might have slipped through
Plebs : Sir , we didn't quite get the upgrade thing working and the estore in Japan is a disgrace
Iwata : lol - like i give a fuck lol. The important stuff that pisses in gamers gas tank is sorted - the rest is just servicing these cunts. Let them eat fucking cake. Wankers.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #5644 on:** December 25, 2012, 08:45:24 PM »

can't implement a unified account system, can't implement a consistent marketplace shared by all their consoles, but good thing those game pads are region locked.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #5645 on:** December 25, 2012, 08:56:54 PM »

I suspect they region locked it because they want to make it as difficult as possible to get a second gamepad or have the possibility of playing with a second gamepad entertained until Nintendo is good and ready. They want to push this asynchronous gameplay bullshit to hide the fact that two gamepads would likely drag performances down to sub Wii levels.

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #5646 on:** December 25, 2012, 09:24:14 PM »

It's like every week we find something new and distinguished mentally-challenged about the console

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #5647 on:** December 25, 2012, 09:53:59 PM »

The next revelation will be that Nintendo didn't actually use metal and plastic to make the console, but crushed garbage.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #5648 on:** December 25, 2012, 10:49:36 PM »

https://twitter.com/search/realtime?q=wii+u+update&src=typd

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #5649 on:** December 25, 2012, 11:07:57 PM »

Meanwhile in reality, the iTunes App Store went down once but handled everything else after about a minute when I tried again

SantaC · « **Reply #5650 on:** December 27, 2012, 05:36:43 PM »

ok I guess I'll look like a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow now, but I ordered a wii u online since the basic pack was on sale here in sweden and was 80 dollars cheaper until the 31st of december. A too good of a deal to pass up on even if the system looks meh at this point.

Steve Youngblood · « **Reply #5651 on:** December 27, 2012, 05:50:47 PM »

Quote from: SantaC on December 27, 2012, 05:36:43 PM

ok I guess I'll look like a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow now, but I ordered a wii u online since the basic pack was on sale here in sweden and was 80 dollars cheaper until the 31st of december. A too good of a deal to pass up on even if the system looks meh at this point.

There's nothing distinguished mentally-challenged about owning a Wii U. Plenty of respectable people own one. I own one!

And I know that that's an invitation to make a wisecrack about me, but I implore you not to. My ego is very fragile and I can't take it. Let me consider myself respectable, and we'll all just go about our day.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #5652 on:** December 27, 2012, 05:51:09 PM »

Why why whyyyy

What will you play on it?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #5653 on:** December 27, 2012, 05:58:55 PM »

Quote from: Premium Lager on December 27, 2012, 05:51:09 PM

Why why whyyyy

What will you play on it?

I hear Wii U system update provides hours of enjoyment

Steve Youngblood · « **Reply #5654 on:** December 27, 2012, 06:00:05 PM »

Quote from: Premium Lager on December 27, 2012, 05:51:09 PM

Why why whyyyy

What will you play on it?

You just don't know what your missing. Clearly, you haven't seen the Miiverse community for Funky Barn. Or the Willem Dafoe drawings in the Raving Rabbids community.

Himu · « **Reply #5655 on:** December 27, 2012, 06:00:13 PM »

Let's play Mario's tenth game in 6 years !

*is excited for dynasty warriors 8 ignoring the irony*

Steve Youngblood · « **Reply #5656 on:** December 27, 2012, 06:02:06 PM »

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on December 27, 2012, 06:00:13 PM

*is excited for dynasty warriors 8 ignoring the irony*

I was going to make a Sims joke, but that works as well I guess.

Powerslave · « **Reply #5657 on:** December 27, 2012, 06:05:32 PM »

Super Wii would have been a great name. Too bad I don't give a shit about Nintendo since forever anymore.

SantaC · « **Reply #5658 on:** December 27, 2012, 06:07:25 PM »

Quote from: Premium Lager on December 27, 2012, 05:51:09 PM

Why why whyyyy

What will you play on it?

I dont know, I havent bought a game yet, lol.

I guess it will be Mario AGAIN. I am sick of Mario, but it is either that or Zombie U, and zombie U is made by UBICRAP, no thanks.

SantaC · « **Reply #5659 on:** December 27, 2012, 06:35:45 PM »

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on December 27, 2012, 06:18:49 PM

like a battered wife

I never learn.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #5660 on:** December 27, 2012, 06:59:29 PM »

So you bought a console for a game youre sick off, battered wife indeed!

SantaC · « **Reply #5661 on:** December 27, 2012, 07:19:43 PM »

Quote from: Premium Lager on December 27, 2012, 06:59:29 PM

So you bought a console for a game youre sick off, battered wife indeed!

yeah only because of the good deal. Got it for 200 bucks + free shipping.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #5662 on:** December 27, 2012, 07:22:58 PM »

its not a "good deal" when you buy a p.o.s. that you'll barely even use dude

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #5663 on:** December 27, 2012, 07:32:16 PM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on December 27, 2012, 05:58:55 PM

Quote from: Premium Lager on December 27, 2012, 05:51:09 PM
Why why whyyyy

What will you play on it?

I hear Wii U system update provides hours of enjoyment

Tasty · « **Reply #5664 on:** December 27, 2012, 08:23:04 PM »

I'm actually thinking I'll get ZombiU soon, seems like a very interesting game even if it does get stale halfway in. Seems like a decent horror-ish title.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #5665 on:** December 27, 2012, 08:32:05 PM »

I kind of regret my Wii U purchase.

Yeah, you're playing the latest unambitious (and it is painfully unambitious) NSMB title but the main beef I have with it is that it doesn't do the few things it does well. I still have shitloads of connection errors and found a way around that basically just involves opening and closing the program I want to use until it works. It took me a good seven open-close-reopen attempts until I could get Netflix working. Good jon.

headwalk · « **Reply #5666 on:** December 27, 2012, 11:48:02 PM »

when i see people straining to justify buying a wii u based on a handful of mediocre $60 titles, i want to take that $60 and send them an aid package of a dozen superior games from the steam sale.

i cannot imagine how barren and blinkered your gaming horizon must be for things like zombiu to even appear on your radar at that price.

Tasty · « **Reply #5667 on:** December 28, 2012, 12:06:17 AM »

Quote from: headwalk on December 27, 2012, 11:48:02 PM

when i see people straining to justify buying a wii u based on a handful of mediocre $60 titles, i want to take that $60 and send them an aid package of a dozen superior games from the steam sale.

i cannot imagine how barren and blinkered your gaming horizon must be for things like zombiu to even appear on your radar at that price.

People bought RE6 apparently. *shrug*

benjipwns · « **Reply #5668 on:** December 28, 2012, 01:00:23 AM »

Courtesy of that worst gaf post twitter:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=45808212&postcount=61
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=45808505&postcount=65
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=45809868&postcount=89

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And he knows better, making a big deal about something totally not important, isn't particularly healthy since it spreads false information and dilutes the internet and others may take the unnecessary bait, so I had to act accordingly.

Purple Filth · « **Reply #5669 on:** December 28, 2012, 01:25:23 AM »

Quote from: benjipwns on December 28, 2012, 01:00:23 AM

Courtesy of that worst gaf post twitter:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=45808212&postcount=61
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=45808505&postcount=65
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=45809868&postcount=89

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And he knows better, making a big deal about something totally not important, isn't particularly healthy since it spreads false information and dilutes the internet and others may take the unnecessary bait, so I had to act accordingly.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #5670 on:** December 28, 2012, 01:39:41 AM »

Jesus Christ. It would sever those fuckers right if I were unbanned and given free reign, even if just for a day...

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #5671 on:** December 28, 2012, 01:39:46 AM »

Nfans would be jizzing in the streets if ZombiU was as good as RE6.

Tasty · « **Reply #5672 on:** December 28, 2012, 01:59:25 AM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on December 28, 2012, 01:39:46 AM

Nfans would be jizzing in the streets if ZombiU was as good as RE6.

BUT HAVE YOU PLAYED IT?!?!?!?!?!

Tasty · « **Reply #5673 on:** December 28, 2012, 03:56:47 AM »

I just think from the sound of it ZombiU does some interesting things you don't normally get in a "playing it safe AAA HD" game. Kinda like Demon's Soul. Building up a char the whole game, only to lose it and have to kill the zombie of your last char to get it back or lose it permanently is some brutal stuff.

Naturally though the game can't just coast on that, it needs interesting environments and scenarios, and the controls and gunplay/cricketplay has to "feel" good. It sounds like those parts are whats rougher but it's a launch game.

Naturally though people will just chock me up being interested in it to ntardism even though I was right there in the GAF review thread raking the hopefuls over the coals with the best of them.

And I never said I'd buy it at $60. In fact, it seems unlikely now that Batman's on the eShop and I have a couple 3DS/Wii games still to go through. I should be set until MH in March and after I'm done with that ZU should be a more appropriate price, hopefully.

DCharlieJP · « **Reply #5674 on:** December 28, 2012, 05:48:30 AM »

Andrex is such a lameo fan - how could you not buy an exclusive game at launch , regardless of $60.

Sounds like pussy talk

Also - spoiler- MH port is shitty - the next person who says "it's a constant 60fps" gets a cock in the gob. Try "it's sometimes around 30 fps and the rest of the time it's having an eppy trying to decide what the fuck it's doing"

It's a 3DS up port - and the Wii U goes FUCKING MENTAL trying to handle it.

Pro tip - fuck the Wii U version right off - get the 3DS version. It's way more impressive per platform

Tasty · « **Reply #5675 on:** December 28, 2012, 05:50:51 AM »

Does it have online? No.

I can live with drops if the drops all stay about 30fps. And 1080p even with 3DS graphics is slightly more than a nice to have.

Getting both. Hoping Capcom doesn't bend me over a dung bomb and price both versions at full price separately.

DCharlieJP · « **Reply #5676 on:** December 28, 2012, 06:14:29 AM »

I guess i keep forgetting that people need to play online outside of Japan so that's a good point.

And Capcom - if they have any sense - will offer a download token with the Wii U version...

... but they won't because CAPCOM/NINTENDO!

Eric P · « **Reply #5677 on:** December 28, 2012, 06:45:11 AM »

Quote from: The Wrath Of Drugula on December 22, 2012, 08:23:58 PM

The Mustachioed Man had this knack for putting new games in our collection without me and my brothers realizing. Sometimes I'd wake up and look through either my Genesis or Snes games(I was that kid) I'll find the new Sonic, Castlevania, Mario or whatever there. And just to make it interesting sometimes he'd leave the games somewhere he knows i'll look.

Good memories.

ha ha. i do that with the GF and records and movies. she'll be going through her collection and say"wait, when did i buy this? did you buy this for me?"

lunchwithyuzo · « **Reply #5678 on:** December 28, 2012, 11:44:51 AM »

Quote from: Andrex on December 28, 2012, 05:50:51 AM

I can live with drops if the drops all stay about 30fps.

38fps average, 32fps min, 47fps max. Evidently it's the same as the 3DS version.

archnemesis · « **Reply #5679 on:** December 28, 2012, 11:51:23 AM »

Why even bother making a 60 FPS version if 38 is the average? They should've capped it at 30 instead.

lunchwithyuzo · « **Reply #5680 on:** December 28, 2012, 11:57:00 AM »

Quote from: archnemesis on December 28, 2012, 11:51:23 AM

Why even bother making a 60 FPS version if 38 is the average? They should've capped it at 30 instead.

It might be due to being a direct 3DS port. It also has lower geometry than the Wii original.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #5681 on:** December 28, 2012, 02:55:15 PM »

Quote from: Andrex on December 28, 2012, 01:59:25 AM

Quote from: Joe Molotov on December 28, 2012, 01:39:46 AM
Nfans would be jizzing in the streets if ZombiU was as good as RE6.

BUT HAVE YOU PLAYED IT?!?!?!?!?!

I haven't played either one, just stating facts.

Third · « **Reply #5682 on:** December 28, 2012, 03:15:32 PM »

Which one of you is 99% over at GAF?

He's dealing reality checks to ntards from left to right.

I love it

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #5683 on:** December 28, 2012, 03:21:30 PM »

SantaC · « **Reply #5684 on:** December 28, 2012, 03:48:56 PM »

so any wii u games coming in 2013?

spoiler (click to show/hide)

crickets

[close]

maxy · « **Reply #5685 on:** December 28, 2012, 03:51:17 PM »

Personally, I'm still going with the intentional soft launch theory.
I've seen less than 10 Wii U commercials all year - far less frequent than the Layton 3DS / "get a free game with a 3DS XL" commercials. There has to be a reason for that.

Third · « **Reply #5686 on:** December 28, 2012, 03:56:21 PM »

Quote from: Premium Lager on December 28, 2012, 03:21:30 PM

By the way

From the Gametrailer awards:

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Best WiiU game:
Assassin's Creed III
CoD: Black Ops II
Mass Effect 3
Scribblenauts Unlimited
Sonic & Allstars Racing Transformed

inferior ports>>>NSMBU + Zombie U

Tasty · « **Reply #5687 on:** December 28, 2012, 10:05:04 PM »

Quote from: SantaC on December 28, 2012, 03:48:56 PM

so any wii u games coming in 2013?

spoiler (click to show/hide)
crickets
[close]

Pikmnin, MH, Bayo, DQ, Wonderful 101.

treythemovie · « **Reply #5688 on:** December 28, 2012, 10:13:46 PM »

So I got a Wii U. Not sure why. Haven't even bothered to take it out of its box yet. Probably should get around to that...

Trent Dole · « **Reply #5689 on:** December 29, 2012, 04:17:01 AM »

Quote from: Andrex on December 28, 2012, 10:05:04 PM

Pikmin, MH, Bayo, DQ, Wonderful 101.

Hm, have we seen any video footage of Bayo yet? I suppose it could make late 2013.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #5690 on:** December 29, 2012, 05:13:31 AM »

I'm buying one as soon as I get back to the US, I have a list of Wii games that I've skipped since 2007 so I feel my purchase is more justifiable than others, so my question is: how good is the BC on this thing, and is it only possible with Wiimotes? Also are there WiiU branded remotes and if so how much do they cost?

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #5691 on:** December 29, 2012, 05:27:55 AM »

Quote from: Andrex on December 28, 2012, 10:05:04 PM

Quote from: SantaC on December 28, 2012, 03:48:56 PM
so any wii u games coming in 2013?

spoiler (click to show/hide)
crickets
[close]

Pikmnin, MH, Bayo, DQ, Wonderful 101.

Thats a truly disastrous lineup.

Damian79 · « **Reply #5692 on:** December 29, 2012, 05:32:10 AM »

Quote from: Andrex on December 28, 2012, 10:05:04 PM

Pikmnin, MH, Bayo, DQ, Wonderful 101.

Oh shit i will have ot buy a WiiU for DQ. Fuckign wii dyign on me.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #5693 on:** December 29, 2012, 05:33:09 AM »

Was a western release confirmed for DQ?

archnemesis · « **Reply #5694 on:** December 29, 2012, 05:46:21 AM »

No, I don't think it has been confirmed yet. I'm fairly sure it's coming though.

Huff · « **Reply #5695 on:** December 29, 2012, 08:33:33 AM »

DQ MMO isn't coming

headwalk · « **Reply #5696 on:** December 29, 2012, 09:03:36 AM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on December 29, 2012, 05:13:31 AM

I'm buying one as soon as I get back to the US, I have a list of Wii games that I've skipped since 2007 so I feel my purchase is more justifiable than others, so my question is: how good is the BC on this thing, and is it only possible with Wiimotes? Also are there WiiU branded remotes and if so how much do they cost?

there are much better ways to play wii games than on a nintendo console.

archnemesis · « **Reply #5697 on:** December 29, 2012, 09:14:11 AM »

Getting games to run perfectly on an emulator usually requires some work. I got a Wii U primarily for playing Wii games and it has been working great so far.

The new rebranded wiimotes are maybe 10% more expensive around here, so I decided to pick up a regular black wiimote+ and a nunchuk instead.

Diunx · « **Reply #5698 on:** December 29, 2012, 09:41:19 AM »

Do people really care about a DQ mmo?

archnemesis · « **Reply #5699 on:** December 29, 2012, 09:52:15 AM »

I care. Especially if there isn't a subscription fee involved.

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