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[Phoenix Dark]

Double Dash was awesome, fuck you Numbers Man. Having three brothers to play it with

[Don Flamenco]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=514355

[radioheadrule83]

Yamauchi Nintendo direct would have been amazing... Just him standing at the entrance to a fucking pagoda or something with a translator on hand. Edited like one of the Dharma videos from Lost...

Ten minute rant in Japanese, translator bows and speaks in English
"R-oo pee gee games are for sweaty man-chiduren with ass-sperguress. Fuck you all"

Better than please understand!

[maxy]

Editor of the UK Official Nintendo Magazine

Nintendo are releasing the US version of F-Zero on Wii U Virtual Console - bowing to fan pressure over Hertzgate?

[Joe Molotov]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=514355

All that meta discussion, and no one discussing the topic. I thought Evilore was gonna put a stop to all that? 

[maxy]

http://www.mcvuk.com/news/read/nintendo-returns-to-gamescom/0111153

[Don Flamenco]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=514355

All that meta discussion, and no one discussing the topic. I thought Evilore was gonna put a stop to all that? 

absolute waste of "Troll"

i wonder how long he was sitting on that

[The Sceneman]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=47959794&postcount=5

I've already upgraded my computer a couple years ago, perfectly ready for Next Gen multiplats that don't come to Wii U.

"a couple years ago"

keep dreaming shithead

[hampster]

Monster Hunter demo tomorrow

Time to remember why I never bought monster hunter on the PSP after that demo

[Joe Molotov]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=47959794&postcount=5

I've already upgraded my computer a couple years ago, perfectly ready for Next Gen multiplats that don't come to Wii U.

"a couple years ago"

keep dreaming shithead

Haha, Crysis 3 is already gonna crush nuts.

[cool breeze]

Double Dash was awesome, fuck you Numbers Man. Having three brothers to play it with

double dash is the best mario kart multiplayer for sure.

Sometimes I wonder how different my experience would've been if I were younger for the Wii's time.  It's hard to wrangle other olds to play local multiplayer.  And N64 and Gamecube (especially) without multiplayer   

[radioheadrule83]

Many a tears will be shed tonight by butthurt Ninfags after seeing real-time PS4 demos and studios on board......... I hope they stocked up on Luigi-branded handkerchiefs!

Here's a genuine prediction Borys, from me to you, because I love you:

• Underwhelming sections caused by Sony having to PR manage the last 6 years, give the PSVita some attention, and to explain the add-ons to the new controller.
• Initial widespread praise and excitement for good looking titles.
• Sony's drones - who have experienced 6 years of brutal market adjustment and abuse at the hands of Microsoft and Nintendo fans - will try and claim some kind of pyrrhic victory. It will probably make forums around the Internet quite obnoxious; the equivalent to talking with children who have their fingers in their ears.
• At this conference, or at E3 -- we learn that Backwards compatibility comes at a cost. More Sony online services will come at a cost than ever before.
• At this conference, or at E3 -- the price will be announced. It is unlikely to be mass-market low.
• Following this conference, and at E3 -- the competition will roll out their real guns.
• As the days and months roll on, the passage of time will begin to erode knee-jerk excitement. The implications of cost and the competition will be more closely considered by all sane gamers.
• By November, sites will be doing Digital-Foundry-esque comparison pieces (for hits) that point out where PS4 games fall short against PC games, or against Durango games. Services will be compared bang-for-buck too.
• At some point, a niggle or problem, or an unsatisfactory experience will be encountered that causes all these months of hype to backfire. Gakai stuff might be a key area here.
• In the long-term, Sony will continue to be a bit-part player, not an innovator. They will continue to have a reasonable, rather than exceptional, piece of the pie. Their fans will be as nothing, directionless, with nothing special to gloat about, until - as in 2010/11 - Nintendo and Microsoft start diverting resources to successor systems.

Search your feelings. You know this is how it plays out.
The days of PlayStation being a giant in gaming are over.

[Phoenix Dark]

Many a tears will be shed tonight by butthurt Ninfags after seeing real-time PS4 demos and studios on board......... I hope they stocked up on Luigi-branded handkerchiefs!

Why should they cry? I'm sure they'll play all the high quality graphics games shown today in 2020 on the WiiV

[Cerveza mas fina]

Many a tears will be shed tonight by butthurt Ninfags after seeing real-time PS4 demos and studios on board......... I hope they stocked up on Luigi-branded handkerchiefs!

[TakingBackSunday]

Luigi's Mansion was fucking great.  Loved the sound design especially -- music, ambience, stuff like that.

Fuck those Boos though

[Cerveza mas fina]

It wasn't bad, but in retrospect it was hardly amazing. Lets be honest here, as Oscar said compared to other Nintendo launch games this one is one of the worst. I'd say that Wii Sport was a better launch game, it def played it way more then Luigi.

[hampster]

Many a tears will be shed tonight by butthurt Ninfags after seeing real-time PS4 demos and studios on board......... I hope they stocked up on Luigi-branded handkerchiefs!

You think Sony can top the Year of Luigi?

#YearofLuigi

[TakingBackSunday]

It wasn't bad, but in retrospect it was hardly amazing. Lets be honest here, as Oscar said compared to other Nintendo launch games this one is one of the worst. I'd say that Wii Sport was a better launch game, it def played it way more then Luigi.

Not disagreeing with you there.  I just have pretty fond memories of the game.  Loved the unique character-ghosts, how each encounter was different and depended on your surroundings, etc.  Just a very well-designed, fun game.

Would've liked a proper Mario launch game though.

[bork]

Many a tears will be shed tonight by butthurt Ninfags after seeing real-time PS4 demos and studios on board......... I hope they stocked up on Luigi-branded handkerchiefs!

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

How many Nintards are going to get PTSD after the brutal savagery of just pure annihilation and total evisceration that they're going to receive in a few hours?

[radioheadrule83]

How many Nintards are going to get PTSD after the brutal savagery of just pure annihilation and total evisceration that they're going to receive in a few hours?

None. The Sony maggots are going to have post-Natal depression though... Geddit? Natal / kinect crap is gonna be all up in this Sony shit

I can't wait to see the mental gymnastics people perform trying to say what they show is somehow unprecedented or good.. Gonna be delicious!

[hampster]

How many Nintards are going to get PTSD after the brutal savagery of just pure annihilation and total evisceration that they're going to receive in a few hours?

Those who don’t succumb tonight will surely be done in by the February NPDs and all the GDC news in two weeks

[EmCeeGrammar]

That's funny, cus in my circle of coworkers/other irl people its mostly xbox guys and a smattering of mmo/rts players.  I think people are in for a rude surprise to assume that wii u faltering=sony success.  On the current trajectory I only see the next xbox having a chance  ... but i feel like they could screw it up come to think of it

[Joe Molotov]

That's funny, cus in my circle of coworkers/other irl people its mostly xbox guys and a smattering of mmo/rts players.  I think people are in for a rude surprise to assume that wii u faltering=sony success.  On the current trajectory I only see the next xbox having a chance  ... but i feel like they could screw it up come to think of it

The pre-emptive butthurt has already begun and Sony hasn't even announced anything yet.

[cool breeze]

(Un)fortunately, you can't predict what will happen from what is.  Sony learned that the hard way with the ps3.  Nintendo is learning that with the wii u.

Though we don't know what microsoft is up to, they've done a better job in hooking people into the Xbox brand with all the gamer points and stuff.  I believe Microsoft has a better shot of keeping its audience compared to the other companies.  But we'll see.

[Cerveza mas fina]

When all is said and done ps3 will have beat wii and xbox this gen so I dunno what the smugness is all about from those camps.

3 gens number 1 ( although 3rd one is just semantics).

[Damian79]

It will beat wii?  I dunno.

Wii is at 100 million and ps3 is at 70 million i believe.

[Damian79]

After that show i am gonna get a Wii U after E3.

[Huff]

You were always going to end up with a wiiU

[Damian79]

You were always going to end up with a wiiU

Well yeah since they have monolith soft.  But i was gonna buy a ps4 before it though, now i am not.

[Shaka Khan]

Watch Dog was just confirmed by the devs as coming to the Wii U,

[Great Rumbler]

Watch Dog was just confirmed by the devs as coming to the Wii U,

Ubi is releasing that on everything, wouldn't be surprised if a iOS version popped up sometime.

[Don Flamenco]

After that show i am gonna get a Wii U after E3.

it's your money, but I don't get how a vague conference would influence your purchasing decision at all.   

[Steve Youngblood]

After that show i am gonna get a Wii U after E3.

it's your money, but I don't get how a vague conference would influence your purchasing decision at all.

It influenced me so much that I just ordered four more Wii Us.

[cool breeze]

Watch Dog was just confirmed by the devs as coming to the Wii U,

as well as Xbox 360, PS3, and PC.  No doubt it'll be on Durango too.

[Shaka Khan]

Watch Dog was just confirmed by the devs as coming to the Wii U,

as well as Xbox 360, PS3, and PC.  No doubt it'll be on Durango too.

Aye, but that's Ubi. I wonder how many pubs will afford to do that going forward. I mean PS360 makes sense initially considering their install bases, but the Wii U? If things don't turn around expect epic snubbing.

[Damian79]

it's your money, but I don't get how a vague conference would influence your purchasing decision at all.

Had no rpgs shown.  For the WiiU i am looking forward to X and SMT vs FE.  I thoguth that they would have shown something decent from SE or Bethesda but they didnt.

[Huff]

it's your money, but I don't get how a vague conference would influence your purchasing decision at all.

Had no rpgs shown.  For the WiiU i am looking forward to X and SMT vs FE.  I thoguth that they would have shown something decent from SE or Bethesda but they didnt.

Not sure if you actually believed that or just doing some weird kind of trolling

[Damian79]

believed that or just doing some weird kind of trolling

Yeah i did.  Bethesda was hiring for their new game for next gen consoles a while back so if it isnt for ps4 it will be atleast for the durango.  And SE has had their hand in thier asses for a long time.

[archnemesis]

Bethesda's next game will be PS4/Durango/PC. Launch day RPGs aren't really a thing.

[Cerveza mas fina]

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 This is what I imagined in my mind in bed last night.

[Cerveza mas fina]

Bethesda's next game will be PS4/Durango/PC. Launch day RPGs aren't really a thing.

Wasn't Oblivion a launch game?

[archnemesis]

Sure, but that's a PC game. That's easier than trying to get Square-Enix to launch a console game on a system with no install base.

[hampster]

Poor X.gif :'(

It had a good run but its time to let the big boys hype their games

[Great Rumbler]

Don't worry, hampster, I'm sure the Nbandits will do an excellent job of convincing themselves that X still looks better than PS4/Durango games and that graphics totally don't matter X is more fun anyways.

[radioheadrule83]

I prefer Eel's "ninfungi" to "nbandits"

I'll do my best to put the fun in ninfungi, Borys

[MCD]

X looks better.

[tiesto]

For my taste, X certainly looks more interesting than anything shown for PS4 as of now...

[Diunx]

I prefer Eel's "ninfungi" to "nbandits"

How about my "Ninwarts"?

[Don Flamenco]

pretty unfair to compare the two.  Regulation graphics judging requires 90x90 size gifs.

[Joe Molotov]

Nintardos?

[Cerveza mas fina]

For my taste, X certainly looks more interesting than anything shown for PS4 as of now...

Better then Deep Throat?

[Don Flamenco]

I prefer Eel's "ninfungi" to "nbandits"

I'll do my best to put the fun in ninfungi, Borys

Endure just a little bit more radiohead, please. This is the typical Welcum to The Bore, Nintard! Boot Camp you are being put through. Last Nintard - Andrex, you may recognize him from GAF - broke up and ran away crying.

After you get enough punches and blows the tune of this place will change you will see.

keep in mind, it's an E3 year, so the mileage will be rung out of this ninmutant

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

  I actually played a Wii U game last night

F-Zero for 30 cents.  To bitch about Nintendo, the 30th anniversary thing for Famicom seems extremely underwhelming.  To have a page like this: http://www.nintendo.com/wiiu/downloads/virtual-console/ and your offer is games like Yoshi and Balloon Fight seems strange to me.  Oh well, for 30 cents, I spent a lot more money on a lot worse.

[Eel O'Brian]

I prefer Eel's "ninfungi" to "nbandits"

?

I don't recall ever using that term

It is funny, though

[SantaC]

borys screw wii u right not and play ni no kuni.

[archnemesis]

Same as before. I'll use mine for Wii games and the occasional Wii U exclusive. The next one is probably The Wonderful 101 which has been delayed until later this year. I don't expect it before late summer.

[Great Rumbler]

How are The Bore Wii U owners feeling after the Sony presser? Just curious.

No one here who bought a Wii U had any illusions that it was somehow going to be the hot thing to own next generation.

[Damian79]

I dont have a Wii U, not buyign a system unless it has an rpg on it.

[Phoenix Dark]

How are The Bore Wii U owners feeling after the Sony presser? Just curious.

"i bought a WiiU for Nintendo games, none of which will appear on the PS4"
"the graphics don't look that much different from CoD WiiU"
"why would I, its features are a rip off of Wii stuff lol"
"lol moar FPS gamez"