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Re: The official Wii U thread of EA's unprecedented support: NO MADDEN
« Reply #7860 on: May 04, 2013, 08:18:50 PM »
It really doesn't matter.  The game could have 20 hours of gameplay and it will still sell the same 1,000 copies, which are the people who are gonna buy it regardless.  And no, 1,000 will not be enough to make a positive difference in Platinum's future outlook.

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Re: The official Wii U thread of EA's unprecedented support: NO MADDEN
« Reply #7861 on: May 05, 2013, 12:51:06 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=553746

NoA gets a new head of human resources, GAF investigates and discovers a deep, dark secret

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Re: The official Wii U thread of EA's unprecedented support: NO MADDEN
« Reply #7862 on: May 05, 2013, 12:59:16 AM »
I think this is a great move by Nintendo and could really help them increase sales of the Wii U throughout this year.
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Re: The official Wii U thread of EA's unprecedented support: NO MADDEN
« Reply #7863 on: May 05, 2013, 02:57:10 AM »
Little do you know that VP of HR is usually an influential decision maker on approval of first party titles
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Re: The official Wii U thread of EA's unprecedented support: NO MADDEN
« Reply #7864 on: May 05, 2013, 02:58:32 AM »
That thread is so insane I can't even finish this se

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Re: The official Wii U thread of EA's unprecedented support: NO MADDEN
« Reply #7865 on: May 05, 2013, 03:07:44 AM »
Terrible choice. NoA is a marketing company essentially, and with Nintendo's direct-to-customer focus now, an HR person that specializes in retail is a horrible idea

Nintendo should have hired someone who had experience recruiting people for digital platforms like iTunes, Kindle, or even eCommerce more generally

Hiring and retaining people who have experience in digital platforms, understanding the kind of work environment they want, is a different thing than hiring and retaining people from retail/services sector

First hire under Iwata as CEO is a terrible one... Only way I see this working out is if she is well-connected around the Seattle Executive community and has excellent working relationships with recruiters and has run transformational performance management programs that are going to address NoA's internal issues in terms of promoting and retaining talent

The danger is she makes up for her lack of competence by pushing for pay increases and trying to build a consumer tech culture internally and pusing hiring into Silicon Valley model which could end up killing Nintendo

At the very least Nintendo could have hired a VP of HR from Lego or Disney, or even promoted someone internally with potential...


EDIT: I think picking up someone from Netflix'es HR group would have been a wise move - my only guess is that Nintendo couldn't attract the real players in the digital distribution and content space without paying an arm and a leg
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Re: The official Wii U thread of EA's unprecedented support: NO MADDEN
« Reply #7866 on: May 05, 2013, 03:28:06 AM »
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Re: The official Wii U thread of EA's unprecedented support: NO MADDEN
« Reply #7867 on: May 05, 2013, 06:36:56 AM »
That thread blew me away.  I guess that is what happens when something completely uninteresting happens yet Nintards felt compelled to talk about it anyway.
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Re: The official Wii U thread of EA's unprecedented support: NO MADDEN
« Reply #7868 on: May 05, 2013, 10:24:16 AM »
Are they serious?? Human RESOURCES?

Referring to someone as resources is kinda.....wow
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Re: The official Wii U thread of EA's unprecedented support: NO MADDEN
« Reply #7869 on: May 05, 2013, 10:35:01 AM »
Little do you know that VP of HR is usually an influential decision maker on approval of first party titles

Nintendo of America will obviously have some personnel at E3, so it will be Robyn's job to make sure all of them are handling their assignments correctly in terms of welfare, equality etc. Also, with the amount of information that's going to be handled by the different departments of NOA at E3, she is probably going to interact with a lot of people and make sure she is acquainted with the head of respective department in how they operate during large events as E3.
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Re: The official Wii U thread of EA's unprecedented support: NO MADDEN
« Reply #7870 on: May 05, 2013, 11:20:22 AM »
i took a business class at my community college once and have read over 5000 hours of neogaf and i just have to say, I don't agree with nintendo's decision at all.   There's clearly a conflict of interest here and don't say I didn't warn ya when the mushrooms turn into frappucinos

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Re: The official Wii U thread of EA's unprecedented support: NO MADDEN
« Reply #7871 on: May 05, 2013, 12:24:14 PM »
Are they serious?? Human RESOURCES?

Referring to someone as resources is kinda.....wow

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Panic Nintendo is.. :o

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So finally a black character in Smash?
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That thread basically just further reinforces just how detached from reality a certain set of people are.
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Hey, I have relationships with many recruiters in Seattle, or at least my voicemail does; maybe they should have hired me (or my voicemail)
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I actually agree re: HR terminology (intrinsic to capitalism in general?)
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It's a GAF repost of a (joke?) character on GAF.
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What the fuck else would you call it?  SMH

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What the fuck else would you call it?  SMH
There are plenty of alternative terms. It's just that this one stuck.

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It used to be called Personnel management, which sounds way better then HR. HR sounds like something from a dystopian future that is already here.
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Hmm, yeah that does sound better.

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We'll get back to fixating on Nintendo's failures and their embarrassingly desperate fans in no time, don't worry.

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http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/news/34072

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Deus Ex: Human Revolution Director's Cut is still slated for release on Wii U soon, but it will not be coming out on May 7 as originally reported.

A Square Enix representative confirmed to us that the game's release date is currently unconfirmed and is not May 7. Retailers were the main reason the early May launch seemed likely, as Square Enix has consistently labeled the game's release as 2013, and nothing more detailed than that. Check out our impressions from PAX East 2013 for details on the changes made in the Director's Cut, which will be exclusive to Wii U.

For those keeping score, Injustice: Gods Among Us was the only Wii U retail release in April, meaning that from March 20 to May 20, only one new Wii U game will have been launched in stores.

I hope this new VP of HR sorts this out
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Maybe Nintendo can sell boxes with codes for vc titles in them. That way it will seem like the wii u has games.

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tune in next week as the bore discusses other timely issues such as the oj simpson trial and whether or not flannel shirts tied around the waist will ever go out of style

All while discussing Nintendo products
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It used to be called Personnel management, which sounds way better then HR. HR sounds like something from a dystopian future that is already here.

Personnel management sounds purely administrative, while human resources sounds broader and more policy oriented, focusing on how employees and contractors can be best utilized--as a resource--to the benefit of the company.

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flannel is back in style, but people wear it buttoned-up.   the next step is the unbuttoned with cool t-shirt flannel and after that, it'll migrate down to the waist.   :-\

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http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/news/34121

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Let your bodies remain ready.

Before the E3 show floor opens, Reggie Fils-Aime and Shigeru Miyamoto will host a presentation to the media prior to E3.

Previously, Nintendo had announced that it would not be holding its regular, worldwide-focused pre-E3 press conference, instead hosting two smaller presentations, and using the expo to focus on upcoming software for North America. Despite this, Nintendo still plans on letting everyone know exactly what games are going to be on the show floor.

Nintendo will be holding the presentation on Tuesday morning, before the floor will be open up for all. After the presentation is concluded, the press members will be able to try the new software before everybody else. It is unsure at the time of writing if the presentation will be viewable for the public as well.


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i hope reggie gets a stress boner on stage

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Is Robyn going on before or after Reggie?
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So much salt

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Is Robyn going on before or after Reggie?

she'll interrupt Reggie mid-sentence to showcase dominance and win favor with the herd.  but loses it when she phrases "we're about making games" as a question.

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Salty or not, lies deserve to be called out. They have an FB3 game running on PS360, they didn't abandon Wii U development because of infeasibility, there are financial or political realities in play. Probably both. I really wish we had a vgleaks (wikileaks type service) so we could learn about the full EA/Nintendo relationship breakdown... I've no doubt we'll hear about it all in a few more years, but it sucks we have to wait.

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Whom will you believe: the creators of Yoshi, Mario, and Link or the "Worst Company In America" two years running.  :smug

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I was bored so I went onto the eShop and a new game called Kung Fu Rabbit is out for $5. I haven't heard of it before - damn nintendo fans on gaf can't even properly promote the few games the Wii U is getting >:(

I watched a youtube review and it seems fun. I'll jump in
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they didn't abandon Wii U development because of infeasibility, there are financial or political realities in play

it's some of column A and some of column B, but ultimately ALL of Column Nintendo-done-fucked-it-all-up-no-one-else-to-blame
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I was bored so I went onto the eShop and a new game called Kung Fu Rabbit is out for $5. I haven't heard of it before - damn nintendo fans on gaf can't even properly promote the few games the Wii U is getting >:(

I watched a youtube review and it seems fun. I'll jump in


seems pricy for an iOS game

which I'm guessing it was based on the title alone.

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Maybe the "Tests with not too promising results" were the first month of Wii U software sales

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Maybe the "Tests with not too promising results" were the first month of Wii U software sales

Not follow-up tests were conducted because of a lack of data.

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I was bored so I went onto the eShop and a new game called Kung Fu Rabbit is out for $5. I haven't heard of it before - damn nintendo fans on gaf can't even properly promote the few games the Wii U is getting >:(

I watched a youtube review and it seems fun. I'll jump in



seems pricy for an iOS game

which I'm guessing it was based on the title alone.

Bingo, it's 2.69 on iOS.
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seems pricy for an iOS game

which I'm guessing it was based on the title alone.

Bingo, it's 2.69 on iOS.

:bow button tax :bow2

The game is such a mobile game too. It just oozes that design philosophy

The game is not really good or bad, just completely unremarkable. It doesn't even have music
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Standard Miiverse post. Wasting so much time on a simple question you could have typed and gotten a reply for in 5 minutes. But noooooooooooooooo, we have to go FULL WHIMSiiTARD UP IN THIS BITCH!
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Or in the case of Wii U, pretending how much one really, really loves Lego Undercover and Unity engine indie games and posting about it incessantly on gaf.

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Standard Miiverse post. Wasting so much time on a simple question you could have typed and gotten a reply for in 5 minutes. But noooooooooooooooo, we have to go FULL WHIMSiiTARD UP IN THIS BITCH!

We'll see how long it lasts (wii vote lol, swapnote) but it gave the kids a sense of community.  Or it's trying to juice a rock by pretending it justifies the cost.  I think it's a solid idea handled reasonably well.

I mean, HOME.

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That is definitely not a kid that drew that.  The art is too good.

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Some kids can draw better than that, actually.

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(Image removed from quote.)

Standard Miiverse post. Wasting so much time on a simple question you could have typed and gotten a reply for in 5 minutes. But noooooooooooooooo, we have to go FULL WHIMSiiTARD UP IN THIS BITCH!

We'll see how long it lasts (wii vote lol, swapnote) but it gave the kids a sense of community.  Or it's trying to juice a rock by pretending it justifies the cost.  I think it's a solid idea handled reasonably well.

I mean, HOME.

Don't get me wrong; I like Miiverse and I occasionally enjoy looking at some of drawing these bored people do, but drawing to ask a pressing question is kind of counterintuitive. It sorta defeats the purpose of resorting to Miiverse to ask something when you're in a pinch.
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That's not really an active question, though. Might be something he just threw onto there while doing other things, expecting to come back later to read the different answers. Most MH resources are kinda bad for determining the best places to mine things.

The real awfulness of the drawing is that he used an AC character to represent himself, that's like wearing a Mii mask of yourself to a gaming convention.

Andy is posting again!? Finally, our long winter is at an end. 

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Andy-kun! :rejoice
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Andy, please buy a Surface Pro.

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Shaka, admit you. YOu made that miiverse post during MonHun3U playing didn't you?
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Don't get me wrong; I like Miiverse and I occasionally enjoy looking at some of drawing these bored people do, but drawing to ask a pressing question is kind of counterintuitive. It sorta defeats the purpose of resorting to Miiverse to ask something when you're in a pinch.

Oh, I agree.  I'm just saying that people interacting on that level makes it sort of a success in a system defined by failures.  Ergo, HOME.  People don't interact that way on home, despite the promotion from Sony.  Remember that one E3 where jack tretton introduced himself inside if home? it was so tragic. 

Or maybe there is a small home community that's as cloying as mii twitter, dancing until the bitter end.

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Andy is back for Round 2.

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