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Re: The official Wii U thread of Andrex sighting
« Reply #8040 on: May 17, 2013, 10:36:41 AM »
Damn a decent amount of people are viewing this thread


i thought they were gonna talk about 3DS?

IIRC it was a WiiU one focusing on first party games and the summer lineup or some shit.
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Re: The official Wii U thread of Andrex sighting
« Reply #8041 on: May 17, 2013, 10:37:46 AM »
E3 demos at Best Buy for Wii U, "over 100 locations"
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Re: The official Wii U thread of Andrex sighting
« Reply #8042 on: May 17, 2013, 10:38:39 AM »
I'm just going to skip going to e3 and just visit the Best Buy near my hotel

edit: wait sonic is exclusive to Nintendo? :rofl
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Re: The official Wii U thread of Andrex sighting
« Reply #8043 on: May 17, 2013, 10:39:03 AM »
Donkey Kong 3DS looks pretty good. They put some effort into the new levels. 30 FPS is the only bad thing about it.

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Re: The official Wii U thread of Andrex sighting
« Reply #8044 on: May 17, 2013, 10:39:38 AM »
so basicaly...

New Super Mario Bros DLC on June (also avaiable as retail for 10$ more)
Nothing in july
Pikmin 3 in August
The Wonderful 101 in September

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Re: The official Wii U thread of Andrex sighting
« Reply #8045 on: May 17, 2013, 10:41:28 AM »
I'm just going to skip going to e3 and just visit the Best Buy near my hotel

edit: wait sonic is exclusive to Nintendo? :rofl

The new game is.  Another Colors situation.

Is that all? Shouldn't have trusted the MCV headline I saw on twitter then
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Re: The official Wii U thread of Andrex sighting
« Reply #8046 on: May 17, 2013, 10:41:35 AM »
To be fair, sonic generations was very decent!

Also, nice that lungi dlc is stand alone retail, sort of.

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Re: The official Wii U thread of Andrex sighting
« Reply #8047 on: May 17, 2013, 10:42:58 AM »
So instead of offering the demos for download during E3 like every ninwart was fantasizing about they are gonna be at best buy? lol
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Re: The official Wii U thread of Andrex sighting
« Reply #8048 on: May 17, 2013, 10:43:42 AM »
They don't care about the people who actually bought the thing. The Best Buy is a better solution since they need sales extremely bad.
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Re: The official Wii U thread of Andrex sighting
« Reply #8049 on: May 17, 2013, 10:44:54 AM »
I'm assuming they will do both but then again this is nintendo...
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« Reply #8050 on: May 17, 2013, 10:44:59 AM »
http://board.sonicstadium.org/topic/15905-sonic-lost-world/?p=683133
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I supported your fucking games on my Genesis, on my Dreamcast, on my PS2 and now on my PS3. And now you're gonna kick me in the balls by slowly turning Sonic into a Nintendo IP. Well, thanks, SEGA.

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Re: The official Wii U thread of Andrex sighting
« Reply #8051 on: May 17, 2013, 10:53:10 AM »
I'm confused.  Sonic isn't exclusive; this sonic world game is, right?  Similar to those two or three crummy exclusive wii sonic games.

Re: The official Wii U thread of Andrex sighting
« Reply #8052 on: May 17, 2013, 10:54:17 AM »
I'm just going to skip going to e3 and just visit the Best Buy near my hotel

edit: wait sonic is exclusive to Nintendo? :rofl

The new game is.  Another Colors situation.

I really wasn't paying very close attention at all since I'm at work and was distracted at the time, but the implication I got was that the entire Sonic franchise was on lockdown to Nintendo. If that's wrong, then my bad. Personally? I don't care either way.

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« Reply #8053 on: May 17, 2013, 10:55:17 AM »
I'm confused.  Sonic isn't exclusive; this sonic world game is, right?  Similar to those two or three crummy exclusive wii sonic games.



Every menu screen played that song IIRC. Black Knight was similar.
 
Sonic Colors was pretty awesome though.
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Re: The official Wii U thread of Andrex sighting
« Reply #8054 on: May 17, 2013, 10:57:56 AM »
I'm confused.  Sonic isn't exclusive; this sonic world game is, right?  Similar to those two or three crummy exclusive wii sonic games.

Who knows. They probably do have another Sonic platformer in development for PS4/Durango/PS3/360 (though Sonic tends to sell best on Nintendo platforms), but that may be a 2014 release.

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Re: The official Wii U thread of Andrex sighting
« Reply #8055 on: May 17, 2013, 11:01:18 AM »
Why? Nintendo probably gave then a pretty penny and I doubt they are gonna invest that much into this thing anyway.
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« Reply #8056 on: May 17, 2013, 11:02:42 AM »
It sounded like Nintendo have some partnership with Sega regarding Sonic for a period of time to me. Not surprised that I was wrong, though.

So Nintendo is not really involved, its just an exclusive? Fine. Another game that's probably going to suck and on the shittiest system possible. Sega are idiots for this.


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two sinking ships.  perfect  :lol

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« Reply #8057 on: May 17, 2013, 11:05:17 AM »
EDIT: Sonic Colours is SEVERELY overrated by furfags. It was a 6/10 at best when all is said and done.

So you're saying it's the best Sonic game since the Genesis?
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« Reply #8058 on: May 17, 2013, 11:10:44 AM »
Yahoo / AP's entertainment reporter are saying Sonic exclusivity is a three game deal:
http://news.yahoo.com/sonic-hedgehog-vid-games-coming-nintendo-144202899.html

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Sega says it will exclusively release the next three games starring the popular blue critter on Nintendo platforms. The first title will be called "Sonic Lost World" and is set for release on the Wii U and Nintendo 3DS later this year.

edit: http://online.wsj.com/article/PR-CO-20130517-909120.html?mod=googlenews_wsj

Confirmed. Eurogamer suggesting it includes Mario & Sonic olympics in the deal, but that still leaves one unannounced game. The press release says:

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The new agreement will make Nintendo consoles the number one destination for Sonic gaming over the next three titles with more details of the individual games being revealed in the coming weeks.

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"Sonic the Hedgehog has proven incredibly successful on Nintendo platforms and we are pleased to continue our long-standing relationship with Nintendo," said John Cheng, President & COO, SEGA of America. "As we initiate this new exclusive partnership with the next three titles we believe that Wii U(TM) and Nintendo 3DS(TM) are ideal platforms to showcase the evolution of the Sonic brand."
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Re: The official Wii U thread of Andrex sighting
« Reply #8059 on: May 17, 2013, 11:17:22 AM »
Port of Yakuza 1/2 HD

I, uh, I have no idea what anyone involved is thinking

I loved the GAF comments about "So it's a Wii U exclusive?".
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« Reply #8060 on: May 17, 2013, 11:22:05 AM »
What the hell is the point of buying exclusive Sonic content from a business perspective? Sonic games traditionally sell better on Nintendo systems. So Nintendo is overspending for something that will sell well on their system regardless, and Sega is limiting their sales to one console. It doesn't make sense for either party. The parents who buy Sonic shit buy it on the cheapest system - ie Nintendo systems.

I thought Nintendo was going to tease or show something to distract from the sales numbers, without spoiling their E3/ND plans. Guess not LOL, even Ntards aren't spinning this at GAF
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Re: The official Wii U thread of Andrex sighting
« Reply #8061 on: May 17, 2013, 11:33:40 AM »
No Fifa 14 for U
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« Reply #8062 on: May 17, 2013, 11:44:35 AM »
No Fifa 14 for U

This was implied by EA having NO games whatsoever in development for Wii U, but who would have been able to get excited for FIFA 14 U anyway?

FIFA 13 on Wii U was a fork in development from the point of FIFA 12, it didn't have any of the added features, the improved physics and ball control, Ultimate Team etc. It was an extremely flawed SKU, and EAs spokesperson says "the commercial results were disappointing" -- no shit! They might have gotten away with it if they weren't so open about it -- in this article by MCV, they refer to the Wii U game as "Version 1" and the PS360 game as "version 2". You can find many other articles like that - they weren't hiding it. Weeks before Wii U launched, we knew that FIFA would be shite. Try the same tactics on the Durango SKU vs PS4 and see what happens. EAs exploitation of FIFA on the original Wii was even worse -- the Wii version of FIFA 13 was LITERALLY FIFA 12 with a roster update. Literally.

Nintendo have sucked balls at launching this console, and frankly they deserve to lose support, but Eurogamer really should have called that guy out on his expectations for FIFA 13, and called out EA generally



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Re: The official Wii U thread of Andrex sighting
« Reply #8063 on: May 17, 2013, 11:46:41 AM »
If only EA had spent MORE money developing FIFA 13 on Wii U, then

Re: The official Wii U thread of Andrex sighting
« Reply #8064 on: May 17, 2013, 11:50:40 AM »
So when does Andrex get a Kazuma Kiryu avatar?
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Re: The official Wii U thread of Andrex sighting
« Reply #8065 on: May 17, 2013, 11:50:49 AM »
Here is more from UK retail(not surprising if you pay attention to the charts)
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But EA has pulled out of the Wii U because sales of both hardware and software are dreadful. We're not officially allowed to report sales numbers from Chart Track in the UK but everyone in the publishing business can see them quite clearly. There's no need for pretence. When you can get to number one in the Wii U charts by selling less than 1000 units it's no longer a tragedy, it's an actual farce.
http://www.gamesindustry.biz/articles/2013-05-17-nintendo-wii-u-death-by-apathy

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Re: The official Wii U thread of Andrex sighting
« Reply #8066 on: May 17, 2013, 11:51:07 AM »
What the hell is the point of buying exclusive Sonic content from a business perspective? Sonic games traditionally sell better on Nintendo systems. So Nintendo is overspending for something that will sell well on their system regardless, and Sega is limiting their sales to one console. It doesn't make sense for either party. The parents who buy Sonic shit buy it on the cheapest system - ie Nintendo systems.

I thought Nintendo was going to tease or show something to distract from the sales numbers, without spoiling their E3/ND plans. Guess not LOL, even Ntards aren't spinning this at GAF

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There's also today's announcement that Sega is handing publishing duties of Sonic the Hedgehog over to Nintendo, like Sonic the Hedgehog still means something to the games player. It doesn't, it's a tired old mascot who jumped the shark when Sega painted him black and gave him a gun. This deal is Sega begrudgingly admitting it can no longer market and sell kids games, and its last hope in a world of Moshi Monsters and Angry Birds is Nintendo. And if Nintendo can't sell another company's mascot, well, Sega is now prioritizing PC gaming anyway.

http://www.gamesindustry.biz/articles/2013-05-17-nintendo-wii-u-death-by-apathy

Brutal :(
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« Reply #8067 on: May 17, 2013, 12:01:10 PM »
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http://www.gamesindustry.biz/articles/2013-05-17-nintendo-wii-u-death-by-apathy

The article paints a broad brush thick with hyperbole, so much so I am tempted to think of it as click-bait, but the situation in the UK really IS that bad. The author goes to some pains in the editorial to paint it as an apocalyptic scenario, but revisit that idea in four weeks and I think you'll find it premature. We know too little of what's really coming for Wii U, and we know too little of what will be available in the fall for the new consoles and how much it will all cost. There will be opportunity and risks abound this Christmas.

I do think "death by apathy" is a great phrase though... it has the potential to describe the next round of industry casualties perfectly

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Re: The official Wii U thread of Andrex sighting
« Reply #8068 on: May 17, 2013, 12:08:56 PM »
What the hell is the point of buying exclusive Sonic content from a business perspective? Sonic games traditionally sell better on Nintendo systems. So Nintendo is overspending for something that will sell well on their system regardless, and Sega is limiting their sales to one console. It doesn't make sense for either party. The parents who buy Sonic shit buy it on the cheapest system - ie Nintendo systems.

I thought Nintendo was going to tease or show something to distract from the sales numbers, without spoiling their E3/ND plans. Guess not LOL, even Ntards aren't spinning this at GAF

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There's also today's announcement that Sega is handing publishing duties of Sonic the Hedgehog over to Nintendo, like Sonic the Hedgehog still means something to the games player. It doesn't, it's a tired old mascot who jumped the shark when Sega painted him black and gave him a gun. This deal is Sega begrudgingly admitting it can no longer market and sell kids games, and its last hope in a world of Moshi Monsters and Angry Birds is Nintendo. And if Nintendo can't sell another company's mascot, well, Sega is now prioritizing PC gaming anyway.

http://www.gamesindustry.biz/articles/2013-05-17-nintendo-wii-u-death-by-apathy

Brutal :(

What the fuck was Sega thinking with Shadow  :lol

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Re: The official Wii U thread of Andrex sighting
« Reply #8069 on: May 17, 2013, 12:16:21 PM »
New Sonic for WiiU/3DS

Port of Yakuza 1/2 HD

I, uh, I have no idea what anyone involved is thinking


Sony loses another...ps2...exclusive

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Re: The official Wii U thread of Andrex sighting
« Reply #8070 on: May 17, 2013, 12:19:40 PM »
After this Nintendo Direct WiiU will do 35k next month.

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« Reply #8071 on: May 17, 2013, 12:46:53 PM »
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« Reply #8072 on: May 17, 2013, 01:43:11 PM »
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Re: The official Wii U thread of Andrex sighting
« Reply #8073 on: May 17, 2013, 02:08:29 PM »
Yakuza 1+2 HD remakes WHAT

WHAT ARE THEY DOING

WHY WOULD YOU

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

edit: Gaf sez

"And those game still are miles ahead of 90% of what you see released today

All over my fucking face YES"
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« Reply #8074 on: May 17, 2013, 02:54:46 PM »
Yakuza 1+2 HD remakes WHAT

WHAT ARE THEY DOING

WHY WOULD YOU

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

edit: Gaf sez

"And those game still are miles ahead of 90% of what you see released today

All over my fucking face YES"

The Nintendo fan responses are entertaining. They bitched endlessly about getting old ports on the WiiU, but this apparently is awesome, and it's probably Japan-only.
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Re: The official Wii U thread of Andrex sighting
« Reply #8075 on: May 17, 2013, 04:04:50 PM »
EA Senior Software Engineer: "WiiU is crap"

https://twitter.com/BobSummerwill/status/335385936437325825

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The WiiU is crap.   Less powerful than an XBOX360.  Poor online/store.  Weird tablet.  Nintendo are walking dead at this point.

https://twitter.com/BobSummerwill/status/335386657194917889

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Nintendo are still operating like it's 1990.   They should have "done a Sega" and offered Mario/Zelda as PS4/Durango exclusives.

https://twitter.com/BobSummerwill/status/335388391938072576

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It is an utterly intentional decision to focus our resources on markets which actually matter ... like mobile, and Gen4.

https://twitter.com/BobSummerwill/status/335408843330813954

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One more :-). Nintendo platforms have always been very poor revenue-wise for third parties.  Only Mario and Zelda make money.
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Re: The official Wii U thread of Andrex sighting
« Reply #8076 on: May 17, 2013, 04:07:25 PM »
NAILED IT.

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« Reply #8077 on: May 17, 2013, 04:18:11 PM »
*Said in Eel's 'Always goes down smooth' nintendo fanboy voice*

"Well, I'll never buy another game EA again!"
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Re: The official Wii U thread of Andrex sighting
« Reply #8078 on: May 17, 2013, 04:20:21 PM »
You guys would side with America's worst company, two year's running.

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« Reply #8080 on: May 17, 2013, 04:25:17 PM »
https://twitter.com/TiLMEN/status/335484395202965505


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Nice WiiFit headband there. I wonder if that game's ever gotten any use.

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Re: The official Wii U thread of Andrex sighting
« Reply #8081 on: May 17, 2013, 04:25:55 PM »
I guess this has to be done

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« Reply #8082 on: May 17, 2013, 04:26:05 PM »
Looks like Nintendo needs its very own project rainfall, huh?

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« Reply #8083 on: May 17, 2013, 04:37:01 PM »


OH NO THEY ARE STRIKING BACK AT EA

Maybe they can boycott by not buying -- oh wait

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« Reply #8084 on: May 17, 2013, 04:39:02 PM »
https://twitter.com/TiLMEN/status/335484395202965505


. . .

Nice WiiFit headband there. I wonder if that game's ever gotten any use.
Probably. He sure looks like he sweats a lot.

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Re: The official Wii U thread of Andrex sighting
« Reply #8085 on: May 17, 2013, 04:39:06 PM »
Don't know if posted but it seems "Nintendo Direct", "Sonic", Pikmin 3", "Wii U" were all trending on twitter.

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« Reply #8086 on: May 17, 2013, 04:39:15 PM »
I hope that EA guy gets a promotion.
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« Reply #8087 on: May 17, 2013, 04:51:00 PM »
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« Reply #8088 on: May 17, 2013, 04:51:56 PM »

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« Reply #8089 on: May 17, 2013, 04:52:15 PM »
Fucking huff  :lol

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« Reply #8090 on: May 17, 2013, 04:54:30 PM »
one of the funnier photoshops i've seen in a while
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Re: The official Wii U thread of Andrex sighting
« Reply #8092 on: May 17, 2013, 06:18:57 PM »
A fat neckbeard with a Luigi doll.  I'm sure EA is sobbing into their pillows tonight knowing that this schlub gave them the finger.
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« Reply #8093 on: May 17, 2013, 06:28:24 PM »
He is exactly the crowd ea doesnt sell to

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« Reply #8094 on: May 17, 2013, 07:13:24 PM »
https://twitter.com/TiLMEN/status/335484395202965505


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arrested development, but not the funny show, it's the sad kind that you might feel a bit bad for making fun of.  :'(


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« Reply #8096 on: May 17, 2013, 07:22:00 PM »
The tweet about third parties is incorrect (and kind of odd given Zumba Fitness was one of EA's most profitable console games this gen), I disagree that Nintendo should have gone third party, the other two tweets are a true dat.

But the real story here is that another person working in the tech industry is going to get his ass fired for not knowing how social media works.  I have no idea how this keeps happening.

I can't see him getting fired. The tweets are gone, and what he was saying was essentially mirroring the company line really... well, the non-public one

It'd be interesting if the guys who broke the tweet story caught any flack themselves though...

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« Reply #8097 on: May 17, 2013, 07:45:04 PM »
Is there a trailer for the new sonic? If it is good I'll get it for 3ds
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Re: The official Wii U thread of Andrex sighting
« Reply #8098 on: May 17, 2013, 07:46:19 PM »
Basically the wiiu is a misstep for Nintendo, but as a recent owner of a 3ds purchased on eBay, and the fact that you actually have to send your second hand 3ds back to Nintendos Europe HQ because you can't remember the secret password, and then it gives you a code. Which makes you call Nintendos hotline, which is ok as they don't sound Indian.

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Re: The official Wii U thread of Andrex sighting
« Reply #8099 on: May 17, 2013, 07:49:11 PM »
Nintendo are still UTTERLY clueless when it comes to ease of use online. Which is fucking bizarre. J-people are a clued up populace with small apartments.
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