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Re: The official Wii U thread of Andrex sighting
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« Reply #8161 on: May 18, 2013, 09:28:49 AM »
wowoowowowowow @ that radiohead shit.  that's getting saved and will be posted every single time he makes a post in the future, what a little bitch.
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Re: The official Wii U thread of Andrex sighting
« Reply #8162 on: May 18, 2013, 09:33:07 AM »
new super luigi u? god damn this new series is being wrung. Hope Waluigi is in it and does some proper thieving cunt shit like you know he can if only nintendo would let him stop playing tennis n shit for a moment.


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« Reply #8163 on: May 18, 2013, 09:37:52 AM »
wowoowowowowow @ that radiohead shit.  that's getting saved and will be posted every single time he makes a post in the future, what a little bitch.
What's even sadder is that he suicided his GAF account on some moral crusade absolutely no one cared and instantly forgot about about thinking that he'd made a new home for himself here and now he'll be constantly be reminded about his little meltdown over another corporation saying mean things to his favourite one everytime he posts.

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Re: The official Wii U thread of Andrex sighting
« Reply #8164 on: May 18, 2013, 09:54:44 AM »
Those radiohead posts are disgraceful.  He's better off leaving because nobody is going to take him seriously now (not that people did before...) and people are going to remind him every time.

new super luigi u? god damn this new series is being wrung. Hope Waluigi is in it and does some proper thieving cunt shit like you know he can if only nintendo would let him stop playing tennis n shit for a moment.

I'll be buying it.  I have the (unfounded) feeling that Nintendo is actually going to vary the extremely stale NSMB format a bit.  If I'm wrong, oh well.
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Re: The official Wii U thread of Andrex sighting
« Reply #8165 on: May 18, 2013, 10:39:38 AM »
Im happy about radiohead cause now andrex can catch a break from me.

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« Reply #8166 on: May 18, 2013, 10:58:24 AM »




I figured I'd try and start some public miiverse dissent akin to the Ubisoft backlash after the Rayman delay. I only care to the extent that this console I own might miss some cool games,  to me its worth bitching a little about because of that... Even if it has no effect.

Life goes on gents, unfortunately you've allowed yourself the illusion that things like this have any significant meaning to me outside of times when I find myself bored.

I'm not sure why you think I would want to hide those posts, some of you horrendous shitfags waste way more time on vidya drama bullshit than me

Come at me quegs!
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Re: The official Wii U thread of Andrex sighting
« Reply #8167 on: May 18, 2013, 11:01:08 AM »
The "I don't really care anyway" card.  Your multi paragraph posting history and a lifetime of being a butthurt ninthing say otherwise, breh.
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Re: The official Wii U thread of Andrex sighting
« Reply #8168 on: May 18, 2013, 11:09:03 AM »
yeah you aint gonna convince us you dont care when you spend hours a day (some of them as an amateur artist, even) arguing otherwise. you get mad over videogame company business decisions; grown people with real shit going on in their lives get mad about actual shit they have to deal with. please, go out in the world and stop being so sad
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Re: The official Wii U thread of Andrex sighting
« Reply #8169 on: May 18, 2013, 11:09:10 AM »
Oh wow, did that put down feel good Tom?

Of course such 'delusional posts' weren't needed, but maybe some people here are so wrapped up in their own myopia they don't actually realise you could have been doing it for lols.

Did you need to take time out of your day here? Why so serious?

Maybe the forum is such a tiresome shit hole to read because YOU are a petulant baby yourself. It's infectious and it trickles down on the rest of us.

Enjoy your miiverse 'fame' while it lasts, maybe you should sell up before you drive your 'fans' away.

You've been on GAF since before 2004 under a couple of names and yet you're still just as bad: I'm out, the Bore is no fun to actually take part in with you in it, too many cunts.

Bye to everyone actually nice, people like Himu, hope your transition goes well etc. Do stay in touch. Everyone else: have fun having pointless back and forths with reaction fishing idiots and caring more about arguments than games.
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Re: The official Wii U thread of Andrex sighting
« Reply #8170 on: May 18, 2013, 11:10:27 AM »
well, at least one thing that will never be console exclusive is fanboy tears

https://www.change.org/petitions/sega-stop-exclusive-partnership-with-nintendo

good luck with that, furfags

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Re: The official Wii U thread of Andrex sighting
« Reply #8171 on: May 18, 2013, 11:12:02 AM »
The "I don't really care anyway" card.  Your multi paragraph posting history and a lifetime of being a butthurt ninthing say otherwise, breh.

Being able to type more than a simpletons' cursory putdown, or create a strawman = butthurt


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« Reply #8172 on: May 18, 2013, 11:16:22 AM »
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I figured I'd try and start some public miiverse dissent akin to the Ubisoft backlash after the Rayman delay. I only care to the extent that this console I own might miss some cool games,  to me its worth bitching a little about because of that... Even if it has no effect.

Life goes on gents, unfortunately you've allowed yourself the illusion that things like this have any significant meaning to me outside of times when I find myself bored.

I'm not sure why you think I would want to hide those posts, some of you horrendous shitfags waste way more time on vidya drama bullshit than me

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Oh wow, did that put down feel good Tom?

Of course such 'dilusional posts' weren't needed, but maybe some people here are so wrapped up in their own myopia they don't actually realise you could have been doing it for lols.

Did you need to take time out of your day here? Why so serious?

Maybe the forum is such a tiresome shit hole to read because YOU are a petulant baby yourself. It's infectious and it trickles down on the rest of us.

Enjoy your miiverse 'fame' while it lasts, maybe you should sell up before you drive your 'fans' away.

You've been on GAF since before 2004 under a couple of names and yet you're still just as bad: I'm out, the Bore is no fun to actually take part in with you in it, too many cunts.

Bye to everyone actually nice, people like Himu, hope your transition goes well etc. Do stay in touch. Everyone else: have fun having pointless back and forths with reaction fishing idiots and caring more about arguments than games.

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That WAS a meltdown. I don't take back much of anything I said there though.
I have actually got to drop my tablet and go out now, we can resume this in an hour or so, don't take too much advantage of my absence  :-*

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Re: The official Wii U thread of Andrex sighting
« Reply #8173 on: May 18, 2013, 11:30:15 AM »
come on guys,that can happen to anyone
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Re: The official Wii U thread of Andrex sighting
« Reply #8174 on: May 18, 2013, 11:32:20 AM »
The "I don't really care anyway" card.  Your multi paragraph posting history and a lifetime of being a butthurt ninthing say otherwise, breh.

Being able to type more than a simpletons' cursory putdown, or create a strawman = butthurt

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This may come as a shock to you, but most normal people put the time and effort into things that they deserve.  Probably a true revelation to someone who plays console warrior for Nintendo, but yeah.
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Re: The official Wii U thread of Andrex sighting
« Reply #8175 on: May 18, 2013, 11:36:15 AM »
Glad to see radiohead's rampant nfaggotry getting the spotlight here, I think people didn't realice how much a sad fanboy he is because no one actually read his novellas.
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Re: The official Wii U thread of Andrex sighting
« Reply #8176 on: May 18, 2013, 12:01:59 PM »
Fanboys are annoying but I haven't seen that poster in particular attacking anyone unprovoked. Is outrage at the outrage the best kind of outrage?

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Re: The official Wii U thread of Andrex sighting
« Reply #8177 on: May 18, 2013, 12:07:44 PM »
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caring more about arguments than games.

... We cover games?

At the end of the day - doing stuff like posting about EA is a pretty odd way to kill time when bored. See this wouldnt have happened if Nintendo released compelling software
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Re: The official Wii U thread of Andrex sighting
« Reply #8178 on: May 18, 2013, 12:12:23 PM »
Fanboys are annoying but I haven't seen that poster in particular attacking anyone unprovoked. Is outrage at the outrage the best kind of outrage?

Being a wanker is worse than being combative
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Re: The official Wii U thread of Andrex sighting
« Reply #8179 on: May 18, 2013, 12:19:09 PM »
I figured I'd try and start some public miiverse dissent akin to the Ubisoft backlash after the Rayman delay. I only care to the extent that this console I own might miss some cool games,  to me its worth bitching a little about because of that... Even if it has no effect.

Your anger should be directed at Nintendo for trying to sell a 16 gig Wii U tard-pack for the same price as a Xbox 360 with a 250 GB hard drive, two free games (such as Forza 4 and Skyrim), a headset, and access to a giant library of games. Nintendo's only selling points over the 360 or PS3 are the gimmick controller and Nintendo-developed games. The gimmick is a failure and the two Nintendo-developed games aren't system movers.

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The official Wii U thread of Andrex sighting
« Reply #8180 on: May 18, 2013, 12:25:29 PM »
Y'all are a bunch of vicious cunts. I had no idea I was handing you knives.
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Re: The official Wii U thread of Andrex sighting
« Reply #8181 on: May 18, 2013, 12:30:07 PM »
Y'all are a bunch of vicious cunts. I had no idea I was handing you knives.
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« Reply #8182 on: May 18, 2013, 12:34:40 PM »
Being a wanker is worse than being combative
This hurts my feelings, but I could have been born a combative wanker, so I guess I could be worse.

I figured I'd try and start some public miiverse dissent akin to the Ubisoft backlash after the Rayman delay. I only care to the extent that this console I own might miss some cool games,  to me its worth bitching a little about because of that... Even if it has no effect.

Your anger should be directed at Nintendo for trying to sell a 16 gig Wii U tard-pack for the same price as a Xbox 360 with a 250 GB hard drive, two free games (such as Forza 4 and Skyrim), a headset, and access to a giant library of games. Nintendo's only selling points over the 360 or PS3 are the gimmick controller and Nintendo-developed games. The gimmick is a failure and the two Nintendo-developed games aren't system movers.

It's worse than you think, it's an 8GB tard pack. I don't disagree its not good value for most people, I just think there are industry politics as motive helping to drive EAs decision re: Nintendo. They were the same over Dreamcast, even before it was clear it had failed; they abused their power to tilt the balance of power and damage consumer choice.

Y'all are a bunch of vicious cunts. I had no idea I was handing you knives.

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Re: The official Wii U thread of Andrex sighting
« Reply #8183 on: May 18, 2013, 12:38:47 PM »
The industry politics is that the system and its software sell like shit.
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« Reply #8184 on: May 18, 2013, 12:45:49 PM »
They were the same over Dreamcast, even before it was clear it had failed; they abused their power to tilt the balance of power and damage consumer choice.

this is some sad shit.

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Re: The official Wii U thread of Andrex sighting
« Reply #8185 on: May 18, 2013, 12:50:08 PM »
there's probably some level of politics behind it, sure

maybe not as much as some would like to think, but i do find it odd they have absolutely nothing planned, not even pissaway downloadable stuff
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« Reply #8186 on: May 18, 2013, 12:52:09 PM »
They were the same over Dreamcast, even before it was clear it had failed; they abused their power to tilt the balance of power and damage consumer choice.

this is some sad shit.

It's the truth. As I recall, Probst asked SEGA for favourable loyalties first, and later threatened them with withdrawal if they continued their own sports games. Its a business decision with understandable profiteering rationale behind it, but it was a move designed to exploit SEGAs vulnerability, one that contributed to diminished choice in software and hardware for consumers... particularly SEGA owners. The tactics were ugly then, and they still are today.

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Re: The official Wii U thread of Andrex sighting
« Reply #8187 on: May 18, 2013, 01:29:06 PM »
So, what exactly was EA trying to extract from Nintendo?  Nintendo doesn't have ANYTHING in direct competition with EA's dudebro stable of franchises.  Please, enlighten us.
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« Reply #8188 on: May 18, 2013, 01:37:57 PM »
My gut feeling is that something happened between "unprecedented partnership" and now to create a strain, but that aside, awful software sales services perfectly well as the reason today if one apples Occam's Razor to the situation. As fun as it is to speculate about what drama may have unfolded, it's entirely unnecessary when piss poor software and hardware sales figures provide all the explanation one needs.

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« Reply #8189 on: May 18, 2013, 01:41:13 PM »
My gut feeling is that something happened between "unprecedented partnership" and now to create a strain, but that aside, awful software sales services perfectly well as the reason today if one apples Occam's Razor to the situation. As fun as it is to speculate about what drama may have unfolded, it's entirely unnecessary when piss poor software and hardware sales figures provide all the explanation one needs.

My guess is it has to do with one of two things: A) EA getting a better look at the closer to completion weeeeeeooooooooooo and realizing what a cluseterfuck it was or more likely B) wanting to be given the reins for Nintendo's online shit and getting slapped down in the end after some initial favorable overtures. 

Those are really the only two things that make sense.  And Nintendo is the fuck up in either situation, but I'm sure dear old rhr will explain otherwise.
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Re: The official Wii U thread of Andrex sighting
« Reply #8190 on: May 18, 2013, 01:48:42 PM »
I hear Origin is almost not terrible these days.

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Re: The official Wii U thread of Andrex sighting
« Reply #8191 on: May 18, 2013, 01:51:59 PM »
My gut feeling is that something happened between "unprecedented partnership" and now to create a strain, but that aside, awful software sales services perfectly well as the reason today if one apples Occam's Razor to the situation. As fun as it is to speculate about what drama may have unfolded, it's entirely unnecessary when piss poor software and hardware sales figures provide all the explanation one needs.

Well, I suspect it went something like this:

- Nintendo (known for being difficult to work with) was pissing off EA to the point where the "unprecedented partnership" was under a lot of strain
- EA had some analysts look at whether the "unprecedented partnership" was worth it in spite of all of the bullshit
- Analysts concluded that the Wii U was going to be a failure and wasn't going to make enough money for EA to make it worth it
- EA wraps up and ships out what is almost finished, cancels the rest, and moves on
- Dozens of fat neckbeards swear off EA for good
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Re: The official Wii U thread of Andrex sighting
« Reply #8192 on: May 18, 2013, 02:05:14 PM »
it can be understandable it you get upset because you put money into a system and it doesnt end up having many games to play, but the solution is to save up some money and buy a different system. if instead you get mad and throw hissy fits on the internet talking like a publisher is the equivalent to a friend that keeps backing out of plans you make together, then you need to step back and realize you are a FUCKING LOSER who needs to get some perspective on life.
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« Reply #8193 on: May 18, 2013, 03:04:37 PM »
My gut feeling is that something happened between "unprecedented partnership" and now to create a strain, but that aside, awful software sales services perfectly well as the reason today if one apples Occam's Razor to the situation. As fun as it is to speculate about what drama may have unfolded, it's entirely unnecessary when piss poor software and hardware sales figures provide all the explanation one needs.

My guess is it has to do with one of two things: A) EA getting a better look at the closer to completion weeeeeeooooooooooo and realizing what a cluseterfuck it was or more likely B) wanting to be given the reins for Nintendo's online shit and getting slapped down in the end after some initial favorable overtures. 

Those are really the only two things that make sense.  And Nintendo is the fuck up in either situation, but I'm sure dear old rhr will explain otherwise.

A. seems way more plausible. But hey, whatever helps you sleep at night.
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Re: The official Wii U thread of Andrex sighting
« Reply #8194 on: May 18, 2013, 03:36:43 PM »
Wow people.

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Re: The official Wii U thread of Andrex sighting
« Reply #8195 on: May 18, 2013, 03:38:18 PM »
My gut feeling is that something happened between "unprecedented partnership" and now to create a strain, but that aside, awful software sales services perfectly well as the reason today if one apples Occam's Razor to the situation. As fun as it is to speculate about what drama may have unfolded, it's entirely unnecessary when piss poor software and hardware sales figures provide all the explanation one needs.

My guess is it has to do with one of two things: A) EA getting a better look at the closer to completion weeeeeeooooooooooo and realizing what a cluseterfuck it was or more likely B) wanting to be given the reins for Nintendo's online shit and getting slapped down in the end after some initial favorable overtures. 

Those are really the only two things that make sense.  And Nintendo is the fuck up in either situation, but I'm sure dear old rhr will explain otherwise.

A. seems way more plausible. But hey, whatever helps you sleep at night.

I say its a mix of both imo  as I still think EA offered some online help and Ninty snubbed it for something more in their favor (the company who does the WiiU online stuff is located in the same area as Nintendo iirc)

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« Reply #8196 on: May 18, 2013, 05:47:04 PM »
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That's not a plushie btw, it's an abnormal skins growth.

Y'all are a bunch of vicious cunts. I had no idea I was handing you knives.

come now

you had *some* idea

Sure, 'twas to poke fun lol. Though I had no idea he rustled everyone's jimmies in a way only Nintendobooger did.
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« Reply #8197 on: May 18, 2013, 06:08:40 PM »
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It's worse than you think, it's an 8GB tard pack. I don't disagree its not good value for most people, I just think there are industry politics as motive helping to drive EAs decision re: Nintendo. They were the same over Dreamcast, even before it was clear it had failed; they abused their power to tilt the balance of power and damage consumer choice.

industry politics? The issue is releasing a machine in the last gen bracket , asking for ports then not matching up the cpu spec making what was touted as quick-ports-for-easy cash a more risky endevour than it shpuld have been.

Dont go throwing this politics shit around - this is all on Nintendo. As much as i think the WiiU is an assbackwards machine they at least had the right idea regarding getting some support - however they have clearly fucked that up at a hardware and pricing level. This is ALL on Nintendo - had the machine been good enough with compelling software that reached a wider market then none of this would have happened. EA and co do not owe Sony, MS and Nintendo a living.
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« Reply #8198 on: May 18, 2013, 06:33:07 PM »
My gut feeling is that something happened between "unprecedented partnership" and now to create a strain, but that aside, awful software sales services perfectly well as the reason today if one apples Occam's Razor to the situation. As fun as it is to speculate about what drama may have unfolded, it's entirely unnecessary when piss poor software and hardware sales figures provide all the explanation one needs.

Honestly, I think it's a lot simpler than that. With EA having their own set of problems, evidenced by decreasing their console output 70% and only keeping the safest bets (in their opinion) while shifting focus to mobiles. Not to mention having to deal with investors after disappointing financials caused by their console output missing targets, and prepping to Pluto their CEO. They did some market research and took a serious look at it.

I'm sure that even before the Wii U launched, it was easy to conclude that their demographic (for the games they decided to stick with) was just not there. And with them playing it really safe, they predicted poor ROI. As Oscar stated, their foray into the Wii market netted them success in the casual space. And with them moving that output wholly to smartphones/tablets (with good results), it was even easier for them to decide on the fate of their Wii U portfolio.

People keep saying "well that doesn't explain why they phoned in Fifa and Madden! They could have at least avoided porting the 2012 games!" But I think that's indicative of how early the picture was clear to them.

I'm not going to deny the possibility of some politics behind it, but it's nowhere as significant as these babbies think. It's mostly business. Nintendo had close to 18 months to stimulate interest one way or the other, starting with the "unprecedented partnership" E3, but they couldn't. A company with EA's problems thought it wasn't worth the risk, and certainly not for the sake of honoring a stupid phrase that the kids won't drop lol. I'm sure the execs are looking at the recent HW and SW numbers and thinking boy did we dodge a bullet there!

P.S. I think the story about the Origin deal that fell through, the one with the telenovela tone that circulated reddit, is a crock of shit. But that's just me.
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« Reply #8199 on: May 18, 2013, 07:05:28 PM »
My gut feeling is that something happened between "unprecedented partnership" and now to create a strain, but that aside, awful software sales services perfectly well as the reason today if one apples Occam's Razor to the situation. As fun as it is to speculate about what drama may have unfolded, it's entirely unnecessary when piss poor software and hardware sales figures provide all the explanation one needs.

Honestly, I think it's a lot simpler than that. With EA having their own set of problems, evidenced by decreasing their console output 70% and only keeping the safest bets (in their opinion) while shifting focus to mobiles. Not to mention having to deal with investors after disappointing financials caused by their console output missing targets, and prepping to Pluto their CEO. They did some market research and took a serious look at it.

I'm sure that even before the Wii U launched, it was easy to conclude that their demographic (for the games they decided to stick with) is just not there. And with them playing it really safe, they predicted poor ROI. As Oscar stated, their foray into the Wii market netted them success in the casual space. And with them moving that output wholly to smartphones/tablets (with good results), it was even easier for them to decide on the fate of their Wii U portfolio.

People keep saying "well that doesn't explain why they phoned in Fifa and Madden! They could have at least avoided porting the 2012 games!" But I think that's indicative of how early the picture was clear to them.

I'm not going to deny the possibility of some politics behind it, but it's nowhere as significant as these babbies think. It's mostly business. Nintendo had close to 18 months to stimulate interest one way or the other, starting with the "unprecedented partnership" E3, but they couldn't. A company with EA's problems thought it wasn't worth the risk, and certainly not enough to honor a stupid phrase that the kids won't drop lol. I'm sure the execs are looking at the recent HW and SW numbers and thinking boy did we dodge a bullet there!

P.S. I think the story about the Origin deal that fell through, the one with the telenovela tone that circulated reddit is a crock of shit. But that's just me.

That is entirely reasonable.

I do think the 'unprecedented relationship' moment (having Ritecello on stage and all that), was indicative of some burgeoning partnership. We knew full well what the machine was at the time, we'd seen the tech demos, and some of those became final games. I'm sure EA were under no illusions when they were trotting out people like Peter Moore, shortly after he was made COO, to say things like this, essentially saying the machine's power didn't matter and it was going to be much better than the Wii. The tonal shift from that to, well, DICE saying their engines can't be done, and EA sports engineers calling the machine 'shit' and 'crap' -- well, I think its understandable people think something has happened there.

When I say I think there may have been some behind-the-scenes politics, I also mean problems in bargaining. Maybe an Origin deal went sour, maybe it didn't. But I can definitely believe that after the initial tranche of releases, and poor results generally for Nintendo, EA could see that Nintendo were in a vulnerable position. I can believe they would have tried to bargain for a better deal on royalties, or some other concession that Nintendo wouldn't be prepared to give (because it would be slippery slopesville to concessions for Activision and Ubisoft etc too)...

Actiblizz and Ubi's continued support (or at least temporary silence) WOULD be conveniently explained if it transpired they knew about EA trying to curry favour and too much control on the platform... but you're right, its a little too telenovela and too convenient. There will no doubt be some good business rationale behind their decisions, considering their problems, but the blanket decision? No ports whatsoever? Suggesting Frostbite 2/3 can't be done, with internally conflicting news of Cryengine running, then making Frostbite Mobile? Not even putting out games that are going to Vita, despite the Gamepad potentially making it a very cheap port-buddy? It smacks of a strategic choice to me. I think they are either making good on a threat, or they do actually want to see Nintendo do a SEGA. I can't see it being the latter, as a third party Nintendo would almost certainly become a major threat to someone like EA.
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Re: The official Wii U thread of Andrex sighting
« Reply #8200 on: May 18, 2013, 07:15:05 PM »
Oh wow, did that put down feel good Tom?

Of course such 'delusional posts' weren't needed, but maybe some people here are so wrapped up in their own myopia they don't actually realise you could have been doing it for lols.

Did you need to take time out of your day here? Why so serious?

Maybe the forum is such a tiresome shit hole to read because YOU are a petulant baby yourself. It's infectious and it trickles down on the rest of us.

Enjoy your miiverse 'fame' while it lasts, maybe you should sell up before you drive your 'fans' away.

You've been on GAF since before 2004 under a couple of names and yet you're still just as bad: I'm out, the Bore is no fun to actually take part in with you in it, too many cunts.

Bye to everyone actually nice, people like Himu, hope your transition goes well etc. Do stay in touch. Everyone else: have fun having pointless back and forths with reaction fishing idiots and caring more about arguments than games.

I cannot believe that the most hilarious post of last page was not the weepy Wii U community image spam

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Re: The official Wii U thread of Andrex sighting
« Reply #8201 on: May 18, 2013, 07:17:42 PM »
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It smacks of a strategic choice to me. I think they are either making good on a threat, or they do actually want to see Nintendo do a SEGA. I can't see it being the latter, as a third party Nintendo would almost certainly become a major threat to someone like EA.

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Not even putting out games that are going to Vita

The Vita got the same treatment : nfs (paid for) , fifa missing features and just a roster update, oh i guess we got a shitty version of Madden and thats it...
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Re: The official Wii U thread of Andrex sighting
« Reply #8202 on: May 18, 2013, 07:25:57 PM »
Sony are tying ps4 and vita dev together as they did with psp and ps3 - mystery solved (this is t entirely true - PMed)
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Re: The official Wii U thread of Andrex sighting
« Reply #8203 on: May 18, 2013, 07:36:47 PM »

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Re: The official Wii U thread of Andrex sighting
« Reply #8204 on: May 18, 2013, 08:10:13 PM »
My Wii U plans haven't changed - pick up Wonderful 101, Bayonetta 2, and maybe the next Fire Emblem if it's any good. At that point I can prob. get one for $150 used.
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Re: The official Wii U thread of Andrex sighting
« Reply #8206 on: May 18, 2013, 08:28:50 PM »
You really think Sony's in a position to make those kinds of demands this time?  And if so, where are the Vita games from Bethesda and Rockstar?

I don't know why people have a hard time buying EA doing something like this.  Yeah, it sounds like silly TV drama, but again - EA does this shit fairly often.

Yeah, "unprecedented partnership" sounds a lot to me like there was at least some form of unannounced deal on the table. Whether it was the online stuff or something else entirely, it was probably in the very early "we're just talking" stage. At some point EA decided they were spinning wheels and wasting their time, and coinciding with that deal falling apart came the realization that Wii U was going to lay an egg which had an uncanny resemblance to a turd. And then they decided it wasn't worth their time/energy/money in any capacity. I can see both of these situations being the case.
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Re: The official Wii U thread of Andrex sighting
« Reply #8207 on: May 19, 2013, 12:52:29 AM »
To me, the problem with a theory based solely on sales and no politics is that EA still has Vita stuff coming out.  Software sales on Vita are just as bad as WiiU, and the machine's prospects are equally dim.

The poor sales explanation carries us most of the way, but there's still a logic gap that needs to be filled with something.  And as Radiohead correctly pointed out, it's not as though has historically clean hands as far as politics goes.  That shit with the Dreamcast is just one of at least a dozen known instances of EA trying to leverage their clout for favourable terms, and one of at least a few known instances where when they didn't get their way, they took their ball and went home.

I agree to a degree, but I still think people are hung up on that bully image of DC era EA. I have no doubt in my mind that, just like any major business, they've bargained to make their investment in the platform look more attractive. And let's face it, the Wii U with its disruptive tech, timing, and questionable target market was always going to be the riskiest choice between all three. The point I'm driving at is that EA is no longer the same EA from 10-12 years ago, and you know this more than I do. Out of all the major publishers, it's the one that's struggling the most cultivate a sustainable income source on consoles, because unlike the others it failed to launch new cash cows.

I go back to their signs of their growing pains in the past two years: weak financials, mega bomba mmo, fired CEO, considerably downsized console output, less risks, etc. And you know what, maybe a couple of business deal with Nintendo that went sour contributed in some way, but I wouldn't put it above the slight nudge that pushed it over the edge.

As for the Vita situation, I agree in how odd it is, however they're banking big on the PS4 just as they did with the PS3, so we know there's at least room for strike conciliatory deals, especially if they're cheap and shoddy*.

* (with the exception of NFS, which Criterion did a great job with, then again they did an excellent job with the Wii U version)
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Re: The official Wii U thread of Andrex sighting
« Reply #8208 on: May 19, 2013, 04:33:51 AM »
When the PS4/720 are getting launch games this fall, Nintendo fans will still be talking about how great Lego City is. They'll mention it in all the GOTY threads, shit they'll mention it in every thread they can. They'll talk about how they spent less money on something that is more. They'll take about the purity of games and fun. Whimsy will be at an all time high. The smell of desperation has never been as both delicious and potent as it is now and it's just ramping up.
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Re: The official Wii U thread of Andrex sighting
« Reply #8209 on: May 19, 2013, 06:24:46 AM »
I think whatever EA(and others) are doing will be a lot more clear after Rango reveal.
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Re: The official Wii U thread of Andrex sighting
« Reply #8210 on: May 19, 2013, 06:32:49 AM »
Are you expecting Origin to be an integral part of the system?

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Re: The official Wii U thread of Andrex sighting
« Reply #8211 on: May 19, 2013, 06:34:31 AM »
No.
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Re: The official Wii U thread of Andrex sighting
« Reply #8212 on: May 19, 2013, 07:59:34 AM »
Neither am I. They're just going for the platforms where their audience is going to be. The people who're playing Battlefield, Mass Effect, Need for Speed and the EA sports games are more likely to pick up a 720/PS4 than a Wii U. Is the fitness and exercise genre dead or do you guys expect more of those? I don't have the numbers, but I think they were quite successful this gen. Maybe they'll put out more of those in the unlikely event that Wii U Fit becomes a smash hit.

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Re: The official Wii U thread of Andrex sighting
« Reply #8213 on: May 19, 2013, 08:12:11 AM »
Fitness fads fade quickly. After Wii Fit and shit there was Zumba, now there's prob some new fad.

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Re: The official Wii U thread of Andrex sighting
« Reply #8214 on: May 19, 2013, 10:29:52 AM »
To me, the problem with a theory based solely on sales and no politics is that EA still has Vita stuff coming out.  Software sales on Vita are just as bad as WiiU, and the machine's prospects are equally dim.

The poor sales explanation carries us most of the way, but there's still a logic gap that needs to be filled with something.  And as Radiohead correctly pointed out, it's not as though has historically clean hands as far as politics goes.  That shit with the Dreamcast is just one of at least a dozen known instances of EA trying to leverage their clout for favourable terms, and one of at least a few known instances where when they didn't get their way, they took their ball and went home.

Does EA have anything at all coming for Vita, besides FIFA?

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Re: The official Wii U thread of Andrex sighting
« Reply #8215 on: May 19, 2013, 10:32:19 AM »
To me, the problem with a theory based solely on sales and no politics is that EA still has Vita stuff coming out.  Software sales on Vita are just as bad as WiiU, and the machine's prospects are equally dim.

The poor sales explanation carries us most of the way, but there's still a logic gap that needs to be filled with something.  And as Radiohead correctly pointed out, it's not as though has historically clean hands as far as politics goes.  That shit with the Dreamcast is just one of at least a dozen known instances of EA trying to leverage their clout for favourable terms, and one of at least a few known instances where when they didn't get their way, they took their ball and went home.

Does EA have anything at all coming for Vita, besides FIFA?

Also, Zumba Fitness is Majesco. Perhaps you're thinking EA Sports Active?

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Re: The official Wii U thread of Andrex sighting
« Reply #8216 on: May 19, 2013, 10:42:26 AM »
No, they don't have any announced Vita games. A few weeks ago there was a rumor about FIFA 14, but that's it.

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Re: The official Wii U thread of Andrex sighting
« Reply #8217 on: May 19, 2013, 11:04:35 AM »
the only fitness game I liked was Daisy Fuentes x Jillian Michaels: Scissor Pals


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Re: The official Wii U thread of Andrex sighting
« Reply #8218 on: May 19, 2013, 11:30:59 AM »


If I played it, I'm sure this would be my favorite fitness game.
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Re: The official Wii U thread of Andrex sighting
« Reply #8219 on: May 19, 2013, 12:50:41 PM »
Hey guys, you should check out this Nintard jackass: http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=559514