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[archnemesis]

I don't think it's anywhere near done. I' expecting them to show footage from Pikmin, Smash Brothers, the Zelda remake and then announce Mario Kart, 3D Mario and whatever Retro Studios is working on.

[Tasty]

They had enough four months ago for a fairly meaty trailer showing all gameplay, I'm sure they could cut together a more story-focused one. I don't think it will be out until 2014 but the fact they showed gameplay at a lesser ND makes me think they'll have it in some form for their big E3 one. I wish I could find that quote though.

[Flannel Boy]

Why does that matter?  You can make a judgement based on multiple sources.

I would not consider that a correctly informed judgment, certainly not one to peddle as fact on message boards.

"X is a jerk" is always an opinion.

That's a circular and pointless argument.

Wait, what?
Facts are true or false; opinions are justified or unjustified.
X is a jerk is neither true nor false. Oscar thinks x is a jerk is true or false. Whether Oscar is justified in his belief has nothing to do with my point.

[Raban]

Oscar told me in real life that his post was fact but I can't tell you how I know this

YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO TRUST ME OK

I don't understand why this is such a problem for you. What reason does Oscar have for lying (other than rustling your jimmies because you take the bait every time)? I'm not against giving Oscar some shit every once in a while, the plate ought to be passed to everyone, but when you deliver your criticisms this sloppily, it just makes you seem like an obnoxious child.

Oh, and this?

[I would not consider that a correctly informed judgment, certainly not one to peddle as fact on message boards.

because a sad, old splinter board of an even sadder, diseased one is totally the place one expects to find "facts" being "peddled"

[Damian79]

Let it go.  You are too late to the party.  Its over.  Back to the Nintendo hate.

[Human Snorenado]

 

[Cerveza mas fina]

Andrex do you think you will still post here after e3?

[Human Snorenado]

Andrex back to his shitty old self again. Get lost from this forum for another 6 months, maybe it will do you good. And no I won't make another "PLEASE COME BACK!" thread. You had your chance, punk.

If only we could run you off for six months.  I could use a pole-free posting environment.

[AdmiralViscen]

Miyamoto secretly funds Hezbollah

[MCD]

It's OK, Andy. I pm Drinky all the time for Ballmer's cock but get no reply.

I wish to be the little insider

[Tasty]

Andrex back to his shitty old self again. Get lost from this forum for another 6 months, maybe it will do you good. And no I won't make another "PLEASE COME BACK!" thread. You had your chance, punk.

Nicca please, you're so tsun tsun for my dick that if I slapped you in the face with it you'd be crawling back for sloppy seconds.

[Tasty]

I believe tsun tsun is the colloquialism for tsundere, Oscar-san.

[Joe Molotov]

tsun tsun means aloof or indifferent.  this is a fact.

you want dere dere.  this is my opinion.

[Raban]

I believe tsun tsun is the colloquialism for tsundere, Oscar-san.

tsk tsk, here you go again, pretending that you know things you actually don't. Here, lemme Google that for you.

[Great Rumbler]

God, you suck so bad, Andrex.

[Tasty]

God, you suck so bad Andrex.

[Tasty]

I believe tsun tsun is the colloquialism for tsundere, Oscar-san.

tsk tsk, here you go again, pretending that you know things you actually don't. Here, lemme Google that for you.

I said "I believe." I was wrong about this one, props to Oscar san. Who would have thought someone living in Japan would know more than a weeaboo? 

[Raban]

Clearly not you.

[Tasty]

Clearly not you.

Truly my greatest shame yet.

[Great Rumbler]

This thread is an embarrassment to the usually high-caliber discussions of pertinent issues that The Bore is known for.

[Joe Molotov]

Lock this thread, leper Andrex, ban Japan.

[Human Snorenado]

Andrex is always gonna be that yappy, high strung little dog that follows Oscar's bull mastiff around.  Usually the mastiff tolerates the other dog's antics, but every once in a while he has to smack him down so the little guy knows his place.

[Tasty]

Lock this thread, leper Andrex, ban Japan.

Execute Wii U.

[Raban]

Andrex is always gonna be that yappy, high strung little dog that follows Oscar's bull mastiff around.  Usually the mastiff tolerates the other dog's antics, but every once in a while he has to smack him down so the little guy knows his place.

Funny you mention this, because that's how I've always seen the two of them. In fact... I quickly sketched this last night to try and get myself to fall asleep

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[Barry Egan]

Icon Raban

[Tasty]

Someone's trying to be sman.

[Flannel Boy]

If only we could run you off for six months.  I could use a pole-free posting environment.

 

[Shaka Khan]

Is it just me or is Andy's ass shaped like the Wii U pad?

 I hope he's got a protector on 'cause Oscar's old stylus is all jagged and rough.

[Human Snorenado]

If only we could run you off for six months.  I could use a pole-free posting environment.

 

You're Canadian.  I'm talking about natives.

[Shaka Khan]

You fucking inconsiderate douche. They're called Indians.

[Cerveza mas fina]

Creepy you're trying too hard

[Human Snorenado]

You fucking inconsiderate douche. They're called Indians.

Aren't native Canadians Inuits or some shit? 

[Shaka Khan]

Creepy you're trying too hard

Hasn't that always been, like, the bore's motto?

[Human Snorenado]

Icon Raban.

Leper Andrex.

Send Triumph to Poland.

Just shoot me if that's what you're gonna do

[Flannel Boy]

You fucking inconsiderate douche. They're called Indians.

The Metis and Inuit hate your guts.

[Shaka Khan]

[Trent Dole]

Why does that matter?  You can make a judgement based on multiple sources.

I would not consider that a correctly informed judgment, certainly not one to peddle as fact on message boards.

"X is a jerk" is always an opinion.

Unless you're talking about Billy Corgan.

[Human Snorenado]

Fuck Billy Corgan. If I was allowed to steal someones talent and accomplishments completely to ruin them I would choose him without a moment's hesitation.

 

[Trent Dole]

Hey now, Melon Collie's a really good record! Corgan's still one of the biggest cunts ever though.

[Flannel Boy]

He's moderately talented. Come on.

[Human Snorenado]

 

[Trent Dole]

 

[Purple Filth]

So much salt in here 

[Tasty]

So much salt in here 

All according to keikaku*.

* consult Oscar-san for an accurate translation

[MCD]

Does it frustrate you knowing there is someone here with INSIDER info, Andy?

[Tasty]

Does it frustrate you knowing there is someone here with INSIDER info, Andy?

Kekekeke.

[MCD]

You can talk to me, Andy. It's OK.

[Tasty]

Oscar hurts me sometimes, but I know he doesn't mean it. :'(

[Flannel Boy]

Oscar hurts me sometimes, but I know he doesn't mean it. :'(

[Himu]

I just masturbated to that pic raban drew of Oscar be cause it is the closest I will ever get after he CALLED MY CARROTS HOT DOGS

[Tasty]

Oscar hurts me sometimes, but I know he doesn't mean it. :'(

[Damian79]

Nintendo “making a big move” for indies, says Capybara
Nintendo is pulling out all the stops to bring independent games to the Wii U, according to Nathan Vella of Super Time Force, Sword & Sworcery and Critter Crunch developer Capybara Games.

“I’ve seen personally, first-hand, Nintendo making a big move to try and get smaller, unique, independent games on Wii U downloadable,” Vella told VG247.

“They have a really great team there; Dan Edelman who runs that division is one of the raddest dudes in video games, and I would say easily one of the most respected people by the independent community.

“Nintendo is reaching out and trying to do something. They’re playing catch up, obviously, and that’s a hard spot to be in when it comes to getting the new stuff, but they’re really putting in.”

For example, Vella said, there’s IGF Award winner Little Inferno, which first launched for Wii U before heading to other platforms.

http://www.vg247.com/2013/06/10/nintendo-making-a-big-move-for-indies-says-capybara/

Interesting strategy for next gen, they cant get the big third party devs onboard so they go after the indies.

[hampster]

I'll be in a work meeting during tomorrow's E3 Direct :'(

[Damian79]

Vita has indie games?  I thought they went the b tier devs route with the vita.  Both pretty fail ideas though.

[mjemirzian]

Still hoping for a new model, price cut, and reasons to buy besides "Bayonetta 2".

Even if Wii U is fucked I'm still looking forward to 3DS.

[D3RANG3D]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=589406

 

[bachikarn]

lolololololol

[mjemirzian]

Post E3 2013: No price drop, Bayonetta 2 looks like a masher, and no compelling game announcements.

Guess I'll stick to 3DS for another year or three.

[Tasty]

Here comes the Bayo 2 armchair critics a year before the game is even out.

"I didn't even want it anyways! So take THAT Nintendo! "

[Human Snorenado]

Here comes the Bayo 2 armchair critics a year before the game is even out.

"I didn't even want it anyways! So take THAT Nintendo! "

At least we fucking knew it existed before it became a weeeeeooooooo exclusive, fuckstick