Game

[Cerveza mas fina]

Agree with triumph here

Sorry triumph for this consensus

[Human Snorenado]

This is like that part in Pulp Fiction where the dude is hiding in the back room, runs out and unloads his gun at Sam and Travolta only to discover that he didn't hit shit and then gets gunned down like a little bitch.  I'll leave it to the observer to figure out who is who.

[mjemirzian]

I'm sorry, that "masher" comment was just based on the trailer footage. I went and poked around for some demo footage from the show floor and it seems to play a lot more like the Bayonetta we know and love.

http://www.destructoid.com/crazy-over-the-top-action-yep-that-s-bayonetta-2-256172.phtml

Maybe the trailer footage is just some powered up mode where her moves get all crazy. Didn't mean to offend anyone.

[Mr. Gundam]

"I didn't even want it until it became a Nintendo game!"

[Shaka Khan]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=588876

And Ninthings question why people refer to them as kiddies and manchildren... Here are the false gods you celebrate, heathens. Now suck my dick!

[Steve Youngblood]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=588876

And Ninthings question why people refer to them as kiddies and manchildren... Here are the false gods you celebrate, heathens. Now suck my dick!

Jesus tap dancing Christ, what the fuck is this?

[maxy]

Nintendo going after children market,shocking news!

[Joe Molotov]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=588876

And Ninthings question why people refer to them as kiddies and manchildren... Here are the false gods you celebrate, heathens. Now suck my dick!

Jesus tap dancing Christ, what the fuck is this?

(Image removed from quote.)

Nyan Super Meowio Bros.

[Steve Youngblood]

Nyan Super Meowio Bros.

If I had any pride left as an owner of the Wii U, it's now gone.

[MCD]

I kind of want a Wii U because it doesn't have so many good games.

[Rufus]

That bargaining is just delicious.

[MCD]

That bargaining is just delicious.

Gonna use it once X1 bombs.

[D3RANG3D]

I kind of want a Wii U because it doesn't have so many good games.

 

[Diunx]

Saw that nintendo exec thread but was to embarrased to even click on it, smh.

[archnemesis]

I see where he is coming from. I'm probably going to play my Wii U less than my 3DS, Vita, PS4, and PC, but still I'll have time to play all the worthwhile exclusives.

[Don Flamenco]

Nintendo execs are about 75% on their way to becoming their own fetish category

[Cerveza mas fina]

Next Nintendo console will launch with Execland

[radioheadrule83]

If Zelda Wii U is like Skyrim I will violently kill at least three people, punch a baby then jump of London Bridge while shooting myself in the face repeatedly.

[D3RANG3D]

man i really don't care about skyrim, but i find myself hoping that's exactly the direction nintendo goes with zelda for some reason

The tears alone would be worth it.

ruh roh

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=590886

spoiler (click to show/hide)

I take it that's why this notion was brought up?

[close]

[radioheadrule83]

I hate stuff like this, this cunt somehow equates skyrim's freedom and open world nature with Zelda 1,
http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=63732791

Somehow forgetting that LOZ was a few dozen tile based 2d screens, while skyrim is a barren boring wasteland that feels like razor edged cocks being torturously spunky fucked and penetrated beneath your fingernails whenever you can't fast-travel and that the tombs, quests and dungeons are full of identikit enemies that encourage laborious grinding and boring weapon/armour augmentation/tweaking. I fucking hate that shit. Boring to play, ten times more boring to watch.

The only thing I'd maybe be OK with is the huge array of NPC characters. The way factions and characters remember the good and bad shit you do to them.

Other than that, I'd rather Aonuma personally bum rape me than go this route.

[D3RANG3D]

I hate stuff like this, this cunt somehow equates skyrim's freedom and open world nature with Zelda 1,
http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=63732791

Somehow forgetting that LOZ was a few dozen tile based 2d screens, while skyrim is a barren boring wasteland that feels like razor edged cocks being torturously spunky fucked and penetrated beneath your fingernails whenever you can't fast-travel and that the tombs, quests and dungeons are full of identikit enemies that encourage laborious grinding and boring weapon/armour augmentation/tweaking. I fucking hate that shit. Boring to play, ten times more boring to watch.

The only thing I'd maybe be OK with is the huge array of NPC characters. The way factions and characters remember the good and bad shit you do to them.

Other than that, I'd rather Aonuma personally bum rape me than go this route.

So it will be like TP.

[Tasty]

Zelda could certainly stand to be more open after the overly handholdy Skyward Sword, which is one of the few areas I do hope Aonuma is paying attention to things about. I doubt he's actually played Skyrim however, so there probably isn't much worth in worrying over Zelda becoming a Skyrim clone.

Personally I hope they integrate more MHy aspects, as SS started to. Would really freshen the core gameplay up.

[Human Snorenado]

I hate stuff like this, this cunt somehow equates skyrim's freedom and open world nature with Zelda 1,
http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=63732791

Somehow forgetting that LOZ was a few dozen tile based 2d screens, while skyrim is a barren boring wasteland that feels like razor edged cocks being torturously spunky fucked and penetrated beneath your fingernails whenever you can't fast-travel and that the tombs, quests and dungeons are full of identikit enemies that encourage laborious grinding and boring weapon/armour augmentation/tweaking. I fucking hate that shit. Boring to play, ten times more boring to watch.

The only thing I'd maybe be OK with is the huge array of NPC characters. The way factions and characters remember the good and bad shit you do to them.

Other than that, I'd rather Aonuma personally bum rape me than go this route.

You have shitty taste and are, generally speaking, dumber than what comes out of my dog's ass.

Just thought we should clear that up.

[radioheadrule83]

I hate stuff like this, this cunt somehow equates skyrim's freedom and open world nature with Zelda 1,
http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=63732791

Somehow forgetting that LOZ was a few dozen tile based 2d screens, while skyrim is a barren boring wasteland that feels like razor edged cocks being torturously spunky fucked and penetrated beneath your fingernails whenever you can't fast-travel and that the tombs, quests and dungeons are full of identikit enemies that encourage laborious grinding and boring weapon/armour augmentation/tweaking. I fucking hate that shit. Boring to play, ten times more boring to watch.

The only thing I'd maybe be OK with is the huge array of NPC characters. The way factions and characters remember the good and bad shit you do to them.

Other than that, I'd rather Aonuma personally bum rape me than go this route.

So it will be like TP.

hey.  hey.  he could be talking about any 3D zelda here, man.

I wouldn't disagree, none of them are a patch on LTTP, OOS/OOA or LA.

either CoG's dog does sentient shits or the joke is I'm not.. I've had more fun breaking limbs than walking around Skyrim, sorry

[Human Snorenado]

Being bored in Skyrim was more enjoyable than " having fun" in Skyward Sword.

For a bunch of wankers that like to wax on about games as Very Important Things to them, ninthings sure do have a difficult time appreciating immersive storytellling.

Fortunately for you, there's a My Little Pony mod for Skyrim if you need to whimsy it up a bit to enjoy it.

[radioheadrule83]

Somehow I don't think stuff like LOTR would have been welcomed as immersive storytelling if the 3 hrs of each instalment fixated upon legolas or some other twat fixating upon his collection of gold, animal pelts and array of magical axes, let alone if he'd spent his days doing the bidding of a bunch of demanding villagers

Skyward sword was shitty in parts too. Spirit tear bollocks and collectathons.

Games used to be fun, not fuckin' work

[Joe Molotov]

I hate stuff like this, this cunt somehow equates skyrim's freedom and open world nature with Zelda 1,
http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=63732791

Somehow forgetting that LOZ was a few dozen tile based 2d screens, while skyrim is a barren boring wasteland that feels like razor edged cocks being torturously spunky fucked and penetrated beneath your fingernails whenever you can't fast-travel and that the tombs, quests and dungeons are full of identikit enemies that encourage laborious grinding and boring weapon/armour augmentation/tweaking. I fucking hate that shit. Boring to play, ten times more boring to watch.

The only thing I'd maybe be OK with is the huge array of NPC characters. The way factions and characters remember the good and bad shit you do to them.

Other than that, I'd rather Aonuma personally bum rape me than go this route.

[radioheadrule83]

[Tasty]

I think I'll main AC dude. As hyped as I was for Mega Man, AC dude's moveset looks awesome. And dat smile as he's mercilessly killing everyone... sogood.gif

[mjemirzian]

Watched the full E3 demo of Bayonetta 2 here.

So once Bayo hits Umbran Climax mode most of her attacks are 360 degree arcs with huge range, just like in the trailer. She easily wipes out large numbers of popcorn enemies with little resistance. It seems pretty OP honestly, popcorn enemies can't even get close to her.

They might handle umbran climax on harder difficulties by upping enemy hitstun resistance, or replacing the popcorn enemies with stronger ones. Overall it looks pretty good. Hopefully there's more balance with the accessories and less glitches.

Still only interested in Bayo 2, Wonderful 101, and maybe Donkey Kong.

[Great Rumbler]

Nintendo could learn a lot from Bethesda.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Nintendo could learn a lot from Bethesda.

By making their games bloated and bug ridden

[magus]

Nintendo could learn a lot from Bethesda.

By making their games bloated and bug ridden

already done

http://www.wired.com/gamelife/2011/12/skyward-sword-bug/

[Cerveza mas fina]

If Zelda is open world and doesn't hold my hand, has real puzzles and a fresh new world enemies etc. I will have to pickup a Wii U.

[MCD]

The touchscreen features seen in the Director's Cut version developed for the Wii U version will translate to Microsoft's SmartGlass app and the PlayStation Vita.

http://m.joystiq.com/2013/06/11/deus-ex-directors-cut-coming-to-360-ps3-pc-mac-later-this-ye/

[Cerveza mas fina]

Ugh what games are coming to the Wii U? Is it worth it at 199 (basic)?

I'm so tempted.

[archnemesis]

I currently own:
• New Super Mario Bros. U
• Nintendo Land
• Tank! Tank! Tank! (F2P version)
• ZombiU

Games I might pick up this year:
• The Wonderful 101
• The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker HD
• Wii Fit U
• Wii Party U

And these are the big games for next year:
• Bayonetta 2
• Dragon Quest X: Rise of the Five Tribes Online [might not get localized]
• Mario Kart 8
• Project X
• Shin Megami Tensei X Fire Emblem [might not get localized]
• Super Mario 3D World
• Super Smash Bros. for Wii U

[Shaka Khan]

Wii Fit and Party over Mario 3DW and Pikmin 3?

[archnemesis]

I already have two Overlord games I need to play and 3D World is next year.

[Cerveza mas fina]

Mario Kart isn't coming this year?

[Shaka Khan]

Nope.

[Cerveza mas fina]

Maaaaaaaaaan. Super Mario 3D world? Anything big?

199 is such a tempting price.

[Shaka Khan]

W101, Pikmin 3, Donkey Kong Country, Zelda WW HD and Mario 3DW are the most notable releases for the rest of the year. Unless you're silly enough to count Fit and Party as notable.

Personally I'm only gonna pick two of those. Prolly W101 and Mario, assuming they end up being good.

[Tasty]

The big end year Weeoo games for me are going to be DKC Fruity Surprise and Wind Waker: HD Boogaloo.

Mario 3D World will be a nice bonus, I had a lot of fun with 3D Land, and even NSMBU, but the multiplayer stuff will be lost on me now that I live on my own and NINTENDO IS STILL IN THE FUCKING STONE AGE REGARDING MARIO AND ONLINE.

I was gonna get Do Sex DX but I'll probably just wait for my new PC and do a Steam sale next year.

[Tasty]

Freshly pulled from ass predictions:

• Dragon Quest X: Rise of the Five Tribes Online [might not get localized]

15% chance of localization

• Shin Megami Tensei X Fire Emblem [might not get localized]

80% chance of localization

[maxy]

[Tasty]

Games I might pick up this year:
• Wii Fit U
• Wii Party U

  Leper plz.

[archnemesis]

I still haven't played the Wii versions and I want to see what all the fuss is about.

[Tasty]

I still haven't played the Wii versions and I want to see what all the fuss is about.

Neither has anyone with taste and you don't see them stamping down the doors to buy the Wii U versions.

[archnemesis]

Woo! Yay for us.

[Tasty]

DQ10 is at least coming in Europe.

Oh is that so? Add 50% to my above prediction.

[AdmiralViscen]

Is DQ7 a lost cause for the US?

[Shaka Khan]

DQX can stay in Japan for all I care. I've yet to play a single MMO and I won't start now. Now DQ7? That needed to announced for the west yesterday.

[cool breeze]

W101, Pikmin 3, Donkey Kong Country, Zelda WW HD and Mario 3DW are the most notable releases for the rest of the year. Unless you're silly enough to count Fit and Party as notable.

Personally I'm only gonna pick two of those. Prolly W101 and Mario, assuming they end up being good.

There's that Sonic Galaxy game, if, uh, you want a Sonic game.

Only Wii U game I might be sold on is Wonderful 101.  Zelda WW is wait for price drop.  Mario 3D World is wait and see what people say about it.

Normally I'd buy them but Fall is too crowded.  GTAV is the same week as W101.  Zelda LBTW is around the same time as WW.  Mario 3D World is December, after next gen begins.

[EmCeeGrammar]

Wii party is for people with irl friends who don't play much games.  Wii Fit is more about gaining balance control and posture.  I did enjoy its yoga routines.

[Tasty]

Wii party is for people with irl friends who don't play much games.  Wii Fit is more about gaining balance control and posture.  I did enjoy its yoga routines.

[radioheadrule83]

I know these things are futile and almost never work, and its unlikely people here give a sht, but it'd be cool if you guys could help me get more interest in convincing Nintendo to get with the times re: online multiplayer in the new Mario game: https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYQHAAABAADYUV6mfxEMoQ

Feel free to copy and tweet this if feeling lazy:

Make 3D World an ONLINE world. #Online3dWorld @Nintendo @NintendoUK @NintendoAmerica @NintendoEurope https://t.co/RjubmeWl34

or of course type your own thing and be as blunt and harsh towards them as you like. They should do it. It'd make the game about 500% more replayable.

[Positive Touch]

loooooooooo-ser

[radioheadrule83]

lol

lol in this instance better mean Leave-it-to Oscar mi'Lord

Isn't it dumb that this likely fun multiplayer game will be gimped through squandered potential? Plus who has real life friends in this day and age?  :'(

[radioheadrule83]

It's dumb, yes, but this is a decision made by the dudes in Japan.  You'd have better odds petitioning Megan Fox for a blowjob.

I'm an eternal optimist. if TMNT flops I might do that as well!