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If that whole Bayonetta 1 port to Wii U thing works, I wonder what Nintendo fans will blame when it comes out and sells 4000 copies.

I don't think anyone would expect it to sell well, Nintendo included. It might even just be digital only (and then nobody except them would have sales data to complain about, hohohoho.)

If it was retail I'd wonder if people would blame the Weeoo/Nintendo fans for "not buying another great game!!" when Platinum games always bomb, lol.

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If that whole Bayonetta 1 port to Wii U thing works, I wonder what Nintendo fans will blame when it comes out and sells 4000 copies.
It should be digital only.

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http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=726565

That just means the PS4 is the new home for casual Wii Bowling gamers now that Nintendo has gone back to focusing on hard core gamers. How many of those 250k PS4 will be collecting dust in a few months along with the single copy of Knack or Just Dance 2014 that was bought for it?
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Is this the greatest single ass raping in video game sales history?

Mario sonned by Knack :neogaf

Knack was in a bundle, also that doesn't count digital sales from the eShop. :wag
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Enough grave dancing guys :'(

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Also Mario came out on the same day as Zelda, so it split the sales for people that like to savor one sublime video game experience at a time.

And it was snowing during the Wii U launch, but it was unseasonably warm when the PS4 released.
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Knack over a real platform. Soccer over an actual sport. Warm beer over cold beer.

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I watched the nintendo direct I missed on the tablet last night. I rather like the tablet. I prop it up on the cradle, like a mantlepiece.
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lego marvel ps4 outsold mario 3d world   :lol :lol
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Tasty

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Im kinda sad Andrex has given up on his ninfaggetry a little, because this board could really use a wii u defender right now

:tocry 3rd party Nintendo tho?

BrandNew is still here.

We need someone like maxy or MCD or Methodis but for Nintendo. BrandNew and I are basically Olivio to their fattening thick anal butter.

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Im kinda sad Andrex has given up on his ninfaggetry a little, because this board could really use a wii u defender right now

:tocry 3rd party Nintendo tho?

He has not given up anything.

I bet he is burning like crazy inside...Sony is his real nemesis
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Tasty

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Burning inside me so much I might just do something crazy like... buy a PS3 (eventually.)

Riiiiiiiiiight.

Tasty

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He would. But I'd probably let him because damn that fucker needed to get laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiid somehow.

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Im kinda sad Andrex has given up on his ninfaggetry a little, because this board could really use a wii u defender right now

:tocry 3rd party Nintendo tho?

BrandNew is still here.

We need someone like maxy or MCD or Methodis but for Nintendo. BrandNew and I are basically Olivio to their fattening thick anal butter.
Uh, Radioheadrule is a pretty insufferable nintard too. :-*
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when the wii was still a thing i often visited this nintendo blog for news and it was directed by the most awful ninthing ever and every thanksgiving he would put this pic up of nintendo eating all the turkey while poor sony and microsoft starved with their empty plate

wonder if he put it up this year,maybe the turkey is now replaced with tons of salt? :sabu
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damn  :holeup

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Im kinda sad Andrex has given up on his ninfaggetry a little, because this board could really use a wii u defender right now

:tocry 3rd party Nintendo tho?

BrandNew is still here.

We need someone like maxy or MCD or Methodis but for Nintendo. BrandNew and I are basically Olivio to their fattening thick anal butter.
Uh, Radioheadrule is a pretty insufferable nintard too. :-*
Never forget:



Probably the most embarrasing moment in Bore history when this was uncovered. I'm still getting second hand cringe just posting this image.

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I cringe but it's a schadencringe.

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this is what happens when you dont have real problems in your life
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It's actually the opposite. All humans have problems in their lives; this is what happens when you have very real problems in your life. I hope you're doing okay Radio, you have a really good sense of humor looking at your Vine.
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Smiles and Cries shoulda be renamed Cries and Cries.

I laffed. :tocry
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He would. But I'd probably let him because damn that fucker needed to get laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiid somehow.

You're saying this as if you've solved that. :gurl

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That cat goomba. :heart
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Tasty

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He would. But I'd probably let him because damn that fucker needed to get laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiid somehow.

You're saying this as if you've solved that. :gurl

I mean, I certainly think giving a BJ to Eric Schmidt solved it. But I guess it's up for interpretation.

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 :lol

It's actually the opposite. All humans have problems in their lives; this is what happens when you have very real problems in your life. I hope you're doing okay Radio, you have a really good sense of humor looking at your Vine.

That's really nice of you to say  :-[. I don't wanna give too much of a window in to my life and inner-nintard, but
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its fair to say my social life and mental state has been all kinds of wonky due to cumulative things that aren't really related to my persona on message boards: relationship problems, debt, taking redundancy, being forced to move back in with the parents at 30. Vidya is an odd thing to care about in that context, so I don't really understand some of my reactions like that either -- I kind of like that they gave people a laugh / cringe though. Stress is brain debilitating I guess...
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Shits looking up at the moment, all that shit is a bad memory, I don't really have time to worry about more frivolous stuff. Still enjoying my games, and even observing console warz, just expending my own energy in slightly healthier ways... Been seeing a personal trainer at the gym for a wee while now (I'd never been to one before this year), and I'm feeling good. Been doing HIIT, weights, circuits and rowing. I kind of see the running, weights and rowing as a bit of a game / competition themselves actually..


On topic - Nintendo deserve this. Mario losing to Knack isn't necessarily the worst thing in the world -- I'd give Knack a try myself, and Nintendo need the kind of wake up call that tells them that throwing Mario at a problem isn't enough.

I am starting to wonder if word is actually getting back to Japan about how bad things are in the UK. From what I can tell, its worse here than it is in other parts of Europe and certainly worse than the US. It's now worse than the Gamecube was here. Even when you had Argos and Dixons pulling space on Gamecube (which was about 2 or 3 years in, not one year in), you would still have dedicated game shops and larger supermarkets carrying Nintendo stuff. It is as though nobody at Nintendo UK has walked into a GAME, Tesco, Sainsburys or Asda lately. Like they just don't know. Either that, or they are really going to shit with their relationships in distribution and retail. IF Rubin isn't already right about industry irrelevance generally, he's certainly at risk of it becoming right. I don't want to see Nintendo go the way of SEGA, but they don't seem to be doing an awful lot of good at avoiding that scenario. They could do a lot more. I will watch their Spike VGX appearance with great interest, but very little optimism. They'll probably show something we've already seen, or try and sell Pokken Fighters to a totally disinterested audience.

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Nintendo announcement at the Spike VGAs is looking more and more like Cranky Kong in DK which was already leaked by amazon :ufup
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Nintendo announcement at the Spike VGAs is looking more and more like Cranky Kong in DK which was already leaked by amazon :ufup

I hope that's why they delayed it three months.
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Purple Filth

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Nintendo announcement at the Spike VGAs is looking more and more like Cranky Kong in DK which was already leaked by amazon :ufup

I would laugh so fucking hard if this happened

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Re: The Official Wii U Thread of #Regginator at VGX
« Reply #9750 on: December 03, 2013, 08:22:12 PM »
I am guessing its not.  Rather a new smash character the dude from nintendo's boxing game.

Re: The Official Wii U Thread of #Regginator at VGX
« Reply #9751 on: December 04, 2013, 03:56:02 AM »
Is it happening during the awards thing? If it's something stupid I hope they get laughed at or booed. They need to show something good.

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Re: The Official Wii U Thread of #Regginator at VGX
« Reply #9752 on: December 04, 2013, 03:57:56 AM »
We've got a new IP to show you at VGX very soon.
 
It's called sadness.

Re: The Official Wii U Thread of #Regginator at VGX
« Reply #9753 on: December 04, 2013, 06:02:39 AM »
Oh god, it's going to suck isn't it. Reggie will slap his hand at Geoff while trying to pass off Donkey Kong Snr or Miis as revolutionary

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« Reply #9755 on: December 04, 2013, 06:53:51 AM »
Cause it's feggity and I suck at it.

I suck at it too!

Let's suck together!

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Re: The Wii U Thread- Subtitles are for next-gen.
« Reply #9756 on: December 04, 2013, 12:28:41 PM »
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Mario losing to Knack isn't necessarily the worst thing in the world

However, i can tell you know that anyone suggesting this would happen -before- Mario 3D came out would have been laughed at by most.
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Re: The Wii U Thread- Subtitles are for next-gen.
« Reply #9757 on: December 05, 2013, 10:35:16 AM »
Considering getting my kid a Wii U for Christmas hmmm

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Re: The Wii U Thread- Subtitles are for next-gen.
« Reply #9758 on: December 05, 2013, 10:39:32 AM »
Considering getting my kid a Wii U for Christmas hmmm

Be one of those special fellow dads that forces your kids to play NES games first, so they can have a proper appreciation for the medium before they're allowed to play new games.
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Re: The Wii U Thread- Subtitles are for next-gen.
« Reply #9759 on: December 05, 2013, 10:42:41 AM »
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Mario losing to Knack isn't necessarily the worst thing in the world

However, i can tell you know that anyone suggesting this would happen -before- Mario 3D came out would have been laughed at by most.

Sorry, missed this- did Knack actually sell more copies than 3D World? 
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Re: The Wii U Thread- Subtitles are for next-gen.
« Reply #9760 on: December 05, 2013, 10:44:42 AM »
Considering getting my kid a Wii U for Christmas hmmm

Be one of those special fellow dads that forces your kids to play NES games first, so they can have a proper appreciation for the medium before they're allowed to play new games.

I already let him have my old NES in his room :lol (he has a 3ds and 360 to play tho)

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Re: The Wii U Thread- Subtitles are for next-gen.
« Reply #9761 on: December 05, 2013, 10:45:34 AM »
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Mario losing to Knack isn't necessarily the worst thing in the world

However, i can tell you know that anyone suggesting this would happen -before- Mario 3D came out would have been laughed at by most.

Sorry, missed this- did Knack actually sell more copies than 3D World?
Yes, but it was bundled together with a system that's sold out until February in Europe.

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Re: The Wii U Thread- Subtitles are for next-gen.
« Reply #9762 on: December 05, 2013, 10:55:03 AM »
Is there like a buying guide I could read for this thing somewhere? I'm confused what controllers and shit I need because Nintendo loves to sell extra crap.

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Re: The Wii U Thread- Subtitles are for next-gen.
« Reply #9763 on: December 05, 2013, 11:07:29 AM »
Considering getting my kid a Wii U for Christmas hmmm

So they can play Mario? What year is it, 1990?

Get them something that plays Minecraft
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Re: The Wii U Thread- Subtitles are for next-gen.
« Reply #9764 on: December 05, 2013, 11:51:33 AM »
He plays minecraft on the Mac. Anyway, turns out he wants Tekno the robotic dog way more than Wii U :teehee

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Re: The Wii U Thread- Subtitles are for next-gen.
« Reply #9765 on: December 05, 2013, 11:54:40 AM »
Is there like a buying guide I could read for this thing somewhere? I'm confused what controllers and shit I need because Nintendo loves to sell extra crap.

What's there to know?

- You get a WiiU Pad with all units
- You can use Wii controllers to play Wii games, and multiplayer WiiU games (NSMBU, NintendoLand... etc)
- You can buy an extra WiiU Pro Controller that looks eerily like a X360 controller
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Re: The Wii U Thread- Subtitles are for next-gen.
« Reply #9766 on: December 05, 2013, 12:09:13 PM »
Wii U pro controller might be the most well rounded controller Nintendo's ever made. It feels amazing to hold, the rumble is absurdly powerful, and it lasts 80 fucking hours on a single charge. Gotdamn.

Best $25 I ever spent thanks to that BB deal a few months ago.
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Re: The Wii U Thread- Subtitles are for next-gen.
« Reply #9767 on: December 05, 2013, 02:30:44 PM »
Wii U pro controller might be the most well rounded controller Nintendo's ever made. It feels amazing to hold, the rumble is absurdly powerful, and it lasts 80 fucking hours on a single charge. Gotdamn.

Best $25 I ever spent thanks to that BB deal a few months ago.

It's a damn shame it's optional and the gamepad thingy is required.
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Re: The Wii U Thread- Subtitles are for next-gen.
« Reply #9768 on: December 05, 2013, 03:20:37 PM »
I need a pro controller. Playing Mario with the nunchuck as the second player :( :yuck  It reminds me why I never did anything with the Wii despite owning one
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Re: The Wii U Thread- Subtitles are for next-gen.
« Reply #9769 on: December 05, 2013, 04:27:32 PM »
Wii U pro controller might be the most well rounded controller Nintendo's ever made. It feels amazing to hold, the rumble is absurdly powerful, and it lasts 80 fucking hours on a single charge. Gotdamn.

Best $25 I ever spent thanks to that BB deal a few months ago.

It's a damn shame it's optional and the gamepad thingy is required.

Support is pretty great tho.

- NSMBU/Luigi U
- Wind Waker
- Mario World
- MH3U
- Basically all the third party ports, except Arkham City and Deus Ex stupidly enough
- Probably some other games, don't know

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Re: The Wii U Thread- Subtitles are for next-gen.
« Reply #9770 on: December 07, 2013, 12:50:48 PM »
:lol

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Re: The Wii U Thread- Subtitles are for next-gen.
« Reply #9771 on: December 07, 2013, 01:47:10 PM »
:bow VGX fanfix :bow2
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Re: The Wii U Thread- Subtitles are for next-gen.
« Reply #9772 on: December 08, 2013, 09:20:23 AM »
Haha, I used to watch that show.
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Re: The Wii U Thread- Subtitles are for next-gen.
« Reply #9773 on: December 12, 2013, 01:55:41 AM »
I just got a second-hand Wii U

The process of setting up my NNID is nothing short of moronic. "Please enter your NNID name." "Now your password." "Now enter the email address the NNID name is attached to." WHAT?

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Re: The Wii U Thread- Subtitles are for next-gen.
« Reply #9774 on: December 12, 2013, 04:03:06 AM »
Don't you have access to all the games purchased on this Wii U  by the previous owner now or something b?

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« Reply #9775 on: December 12, 2013, 05:40:48 AM »
I just got a second-hand Wii U

The process of setting up my NNID is nothing short of moronic. "Please enter your NNID name." "Now your password." "Now enter the email address the NNID name is attached to." WHAT?

You get a confirmation email at your email address and use it for password recovery if you ever forget your NNID password, that's why they want it. They ask the same on 3DS, and if you try to log in with an existing ID and the email doesn't match I assume it doesn't let you or something.

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Re: The Wii U Thread- Subtitles are for next-gen.
« Reply #9776 on: December 12, 2013, 11:27:07 AM »
Don't you have access to all the games purchased on this Wii U  by the previous owner now or something b?

Not if the previous owner did a factory reset (which I also think GameStop does if they don't.)

All the games they bought are then lost to the ether.

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Re: The Wii U Thread- Subtitles are for next-gen.
« Reply #9777 on: December 12, 2013, 04:24:20 PM »
Link to the Past (virtual console) came out in Europe but not America :stahp

Wii U deserves everything it gets tonight when the NPDs come out >:(
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Re: The Wii U Thread- Subtitles are for next-gen.
« Reply #9778 on: December 12, 2013, 04:32:24 PM »
Speaking of that, what time does the apocalypse start?
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Re: The Wii U Thread- Subtitles are for next-gen.
« Reply #9779 on: December 12, 2013, 04:35:34 PM »
Speaking of that, what time does the apocalypse start?

About 10 seconds before GAF goes down for scheduled maintenance.
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