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Re: The Wii U Thread- Subtitles are for next-gen.
« Reply #9780 on: December 12, 2013, 06:18:38 PM »
Speaking of that, what time does the apocalypse start?

About 10 seconds before GAF goes down for scheduled maintenance.

but gaf has already gone down! (now it's back up again and my joke is ruined >:()
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Re: The Wii U Thread- Subtitles are for next-gen.
« Reply #9781 on: December 13, 2013, 02:45:51 AM »
So far about 80% of my Weeoo experience has been firmware updates and installing things

I have made a terrible mistake

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Re: The Wii U Thread- Subtitles are for next-gen.
« Reply #9782 on: December 13, 2013, 03:49:13 AM »
So far about 80% of my Weeoo experience has been firmware updates and installing things

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Re: The Wii U Thread- Subtitles are for next-gen.
« Reply #9783 on: December 13, 2013, 07:28:12 AM »
When I re-U'd (:fbm ), the updates weren't as bad as when I got it at launch.  Those update download times were unbearable.  The Wii U also seems a lot more stable this time around and I've been able to consistently connect to the internet, which was a luxury a few months ago.
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Re: The Wii U Thread- Subtitles are for next-gen.
« Reply #9784 on: December 13, 2013, 08:38:48 AM »
I don't think the WiiU could be doing any worse.

It seems that Nintendo not only didn't build ANY brand loyalty with the Wii but actually lost some. This is really unprecedented. It's almost impossible to come off the back of being number one, to being number last and in a worse shape then ever. Truly a historic fuck up.

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Re: The Wii U Thread- Subtitles are for next-gen.
« Reply #9785 on: December 13, 2013, 08:45:29 AM »
That is because the Wii was a fad that ended in 2009-2010 and Nintendo didn't do shit to try to win them back.  They essentially pissed away 80 million or so potential customers.
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« Reply #9786 on: December 13, 2013, 09:12:28 AM »
It could definitely be doing worse. If SM3DW hadn't released, if it hadn't had Pikmin and W101 over the summer, we'd essentially have an expensive, bland, 2D Platformer machine that even people like me wouldn't really like. As it is, it actually has some good content now, just not the kind of stuff that makes mainstream joe or casual sally spunk their pounds and dollars up the wall.

Its squashed between the cheap and still-performing 360/PS3 and the new gen launch at the moment, and too pricey to be considered an alternative to contract-subsidised smart devices. It obviously needs a price adjustment in time with good content if they want to stimulate sales. It needs the same kind of concerted push that 3DS has been enjoying this calendar year. Without it I don't see how anyone has expected good performance out of it TBH. I expected it to struggle even more than it did in November. I think it'll have a marginally better December, but not by much.

They shouldn't be looking at Gamecube or Dreamcast comparisons and resigning themselves to a parabolic curve of early death though. I see plenty of people saying they effectively want to 'want' one. That they'll jump in when its cheap etc. They should be looking at the example of the 3DS specifically, and the PS3 - on how to stimulate sales after a relative PR and marketing disaster. Sony's PR this last year has been masterful. I don't know which is worse -- Microsoft's fumbling of a perfect opportunity to gain ground, or Nintendo's complete inaction in the face of disaster... If they bring their A-game from Monolith, Retro, EAD's Zelda team etc. next year, and those along with Mario Kart don't effect some sort of improvement, then they maybe need to start thinking about how the fuck they can ever hope to sell a successor. If they don't repair relations with retail and the media, I'm not really sure they can.

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Re: The Wii U Thread- Subtitles are for next-gen.
« Reply #9787 on: December 13, 2013, 09:31:00 AM »
There wasn't much if anything they could do to keep their casual customers, but it seems like their low power approach for 2 generations and maybe the milking of some franchises (like the NSMB series) cost them some of the Nintendo faithful and the core gamer audience.
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« Reply #9788 on: December 13, 2013, 10:51:45 AM »
I'm going to suggest there isn't much they could have done to keep those people, considering where they ended up.

To most people, the Wii was just another "hot item" in a long line of "hot items." After no longer entertaining them, the Wii ended up in the closet next to their juicer, Nordictrack, Furby, Macarena CD and set of TaeBo tapes.
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Re: The Wii U Thread- Subtitles are for next-gen.
« Reply #9789 on: December 13, 2013, 12:12:07 PM »
I'm going to suggest there isn't much they could have done to keep those people, considering where they ended up.

I remember reading that the Kinect people originally pitched the idea to Nintendo, but they thought the technology wasn't ready yet. The company then went off to MS. If instead, they invested in the company and based Wii 2 on it, I think they could have kept up the momentum of the Wii.

It's also interesting to note that the guy who originally came up with the Wii Remote tech first pitched the ideas to Sony and MS, but they passed. Nintendo made the same mistake with the Kinect guy IMO.

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Re: The Wii U Thread- Subtitles are for next-gen.
« Reply #9790 on: December 13, 2013, 04:03:35 PM »
Yeah, that Kinect is really paying off in spades for MS.
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Re: The Wii U Thread- Subtitles are for next-gen.
« Reply #9791 on: December 13, 2013, 04:46:47 PM »
Better than the gamepad

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Re: The Wii U Thread- Subtitles are for next-gen.
« Reply #9792 on: December 15, 2013, 02:47:40 PM »
easily got 100+ deaths on the last SM3DW stage now, this is straight up asshole mario shit
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Re: The Wii U Thread - If Wii U was a Horse
« Reply #9793 on: December 16, 2013, 09:47:28 AM »
Should have been a NES Zapper.   :heh
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Re: The Wii U Thread - If Wii U was a Horse
« Reply #9794 on: December 16, 2013, 10:30:11 AM »
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Re: The Wii U Thread - If Wii U was a Horse
« Reply #9795 on: December 16, 2013, 11:02:52 AM »
What kind of devilry is that? Inline spoilers?  :ohhh

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Re: The Wii U Thread - If Wii U was a Horse
« Reply #9796 on: December 16, 2013, 11:03:57 AM »
He's using the table code. Remember tables? They're back!
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Re: The Wii U Thread - If Wii U was a Horse
« Reply #9797 on: December 16, 2013, 11:11:19 AM »
I wanted to make the Wii and U line up with the drop down spoiler boxes, but not even the infinite power of tables could make that happen. :(
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Re: The Wii U Thread - If Wii U was a Horse
« Reply #9798 on: December 16, 2013, 11:20:04 AM »
He's using the table code. Remember tables? They're back!

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Re: The Wii U Thread - If Wii U was a Horse
« Reply #9799 on: December 16, 2013, 03:22:41 PM »

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Re: The Wii U Thread - If Wii U was a Horse
« Reply #9800 on: December 16, 2013, 03:27:22 PM »
It's all about flexbox now, bitches. :rejoice

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Re: The Wii U Thread - If Wii U was a Horse
« Reply #9801 on: December 17, 2013, 05:44:04 PM »
New Nintendo direct.

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According to the Big N, Wii U and 3DS titles due out by spring 2014 will be showcased. That likely means we’ll be seeing more of Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze, Kirby Triple Deluxe, and more.

Yawn.

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Re: The Wii U Thread - If Wii U was a Horse
« Reply #9802 on: December 17, 2013, 05:47:26 PM »
You constantly call them "Big N." You're not "yawning", motherfucker. I can smell the stench of your wet panties all the way from here.
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« Reply #9803 on: December 17, 2013, 05:48:14 PM »
New Nintendo direct.

3 p.m CET

According to the Big N, Wii U and 3DS titles due out by spring 2014 will be showcased. That likely means we’ll be seeing more of Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze, Kirby Triple Deluxe, and more.

Yawn.

What's not to be excited about?

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Re: The Wii U Thread - If Wii U was a Horse
« Reply #9804 on: December 17, 2013, 06:14:32 PM »
You constantly call them "Big N." You're not "yawning", motherfucker. I can smell the stench of your wet panties all the way from here.

It was a copy and paste dumbass.  And i never call them "big N".
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Re: The Wii U Thread - If Wii U was a Horse
« Reply #9805 on: December 17, 2013, 06:15:25 PM »
What's not to be excited about?

No RPG for me it seems anyway.  :(

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Re: The Wii U Thread - If Wii U was a Horse
« Reply #9806 on: December 17, 2013, 06:24:14 PM »
nike?

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Re: The Wii U Thread - If Wii U was a Horse
« Reply #9807 on: December 17, 2013, 06:53:26 PM »

demi

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Re: The Wii U Thread - If Wii U was a Horse
« Reply #9808 on: December 17, 2013, 06:55:52 PM »
What's not to be excited about?

No RPG for me it seems anyway.  :(

Your assbergers would kick in and you would not like the game, anyway.
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Re: The Wii U Thread - If Wii U was a Horse
« Reply #9809 on: December 17, 2013, 07:26:32 PM »
Probably

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Re: The Wii U Thread - If Wii U was a Horse
« Reply #9810 on: December 17, 2013, 10:30:21 PM »
Won't be Zelda stuffs for a while, two just came out.

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Re: The Wii U Thread - If Wii U was a Horse
« Reply #9811 on: December 17, 2013, 11:15:15 PM »
bet on odama 2

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Re: The Wii U Thread - If Wii U was a Horse
« Reply #9812 on: December 18, 2013, 03:16:49 AM »
Won't be Zelda stuffs for a while, two just came out.

I think that was meant to be satire.

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Re: The Wii U Thread - If Wii U was a Horse
« Reply #9813 on: December 18, 2013, 04:23:47 AM »
Cranky Kong in Mario Kart

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Re: The Wii U Thread - If Wii U was a Horse
« Reply #9814 on: December 18, 2013, 04:23:58 AM »
Cranky Kong in Smash

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Re: The Wii U Thread - If Wii U was a Horse
« Reply #9815 on: December 18, 2013, 04:53:39 AM »
Cranky Reggie in Mario Kong: Prime Waker

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Re: The Wii U Thread - If Wii U was a Horse
« Reply #9816 on: December 18, 2013, 09:53:34 AM »
Lol I'll east crow, but what a swerve haha.

Also:
- Dr. Luigi (Wii U)
- Free Yoshi DLC for Sonic Lost Works (Wii U)
- NES Remix
- Bravely Default demo in January
- Rosalina in Smash
- Free Celebi if you sign up for Pokémon Bank by October

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Re: The Wii U Thread - If Wii U was a Horse
« Reply #9817 on: December 18, 2013, 09:53:43 AM »
- Zelda Musou
- Chibi Robo 3DS
- Yoshi New Island (not to be confused with Yoshi Yarn... or Yoshi Island 2 DS... or... i dunno)
- Bravely Default IAP
- NES Remix (rom hacks)
- Dr. Luigi
- Cranky Kong Freeze
- Smash (Rosalina/Luma)
- Mario Kart 8 sizzle reel
- Luigi statue on Club Nintendo
- Sonic Lost World DLC featuring nintendo worlds (Yoshi, Zelda.....etc)
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Re: The Wii U Thread - If Wii U was a Horse
« Reply #9818 on: December 18, 2013, 09:55:50 AM »
- Chibi Robo 3DS

as in coming to an understandable language? :o
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Re: The Wii U Thread - If Wii U was a Horse
« Reply #9819 on: December 18, 2013, 09:57:24 AM »
Yes
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Re: The Wii U Thread - If Wii U was a Horse
« Reply #9820 on: December 18, 2013, 09:59:03 AM »
Yes

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- Smash (Rosalina/Luma)

seeing rosalina in smash is depressing,back when brawl was a thing every new character announced was a freaking event because they were character that people gave a fuck about like wario or king dedede and now it's all like all the C-Tier stuff they created during their wii year
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Re: The Wii U Thread - If Wii U was a Horse
« Reply #9821 on: December 18, 2013, 10:22:23 AM »
So Nintendo has given up on the Wii U?

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Re: The Wii U Thread - If Wii U was a Horse
« Reply #9822 on: December 18, 2013, 10:26:41 AM »
I think they're going to go the 3DS route and  try to bludgeon you with 80-85 grade level games until your wallet concedes.
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Re: The Wii U Thread - If Wii U was a Horse
« Reply #9823 on: December 18, 2013, 10:29:49 AM »
It's sad that thats what it'll take to get some Nintendo fans playing other games, but maybe it'll switch a few on to the Dynasty Warriors / Musou series generally. Its been a good marketing ploy in the past (SCII) and a not so good one (Tekken Tag 2 nintendo stuff). It looks alright to me.

Mostly happy that I'll be able to play Golf online later tonight. Dr Luigi and NES Remix will probably be fun -- I'm not against them churning out a few titles like that to fill gaps. I saw that they both have miiverse functionality -- are there leaderboards too? Mario Kart looks good graphically, but I'm hoping as we get nearer Spring they announce some new things about the gameplay -- Sonic All Stars Racing Transformed has raised the bar, and I want them to meet it.

You're not going to get any big character announcements or a big Zelda / Metroid level reveal during one of these things. Not unless it falls around some other event like E3. I'm not sure its safe to try and coast to such an event, they probably need to announce new partnerships / games sooner. Hopefully there's a good set of announcements to accompany the bad news of the January shareholders meeting.

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Re: The Wii U Thread - If Wii U was a Horse
« Reply #9824 on: December 18, 2013, 10:32:53 AM »
You're not going to get any big character announcements

yeah it takes something like VGA for an announcement like cranky kong
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Re: The Wii U Thread - If Wii U was a Horse
« Reply #9825 on: December 18, 2013, 11:04:40 AM »
and a not so good one (Tekken Tag 2 nintendo stuff).

Didn't have Zelda, which is why Nintenyearolds didn't buy it. While Soul Calibur 2 did and when it didn't get a Nintendo port for 2:HD they whined about the lack of Zelda.

So, yes: "If that's what it takes to get people to try third party titles" I guess Nintendo needs to whore Link out everywhere.

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« Reply #9826 on: December 18, 2013, 11:07:50 AM »
and a not so good one (Tekken Tag 2 nintendo stuff).

Didn't have Zelda, which is why Nintenyearolds didn't buy it. While Soul Calibur 2 did and when it didn't get a Nintendo port for 2:HD they whined about the lack of Zelda.

So, yes: "If that's what it takes to get people to try third party titles" I guess Nintendo needs to whore Link out everywhere.

Tag 2 Wii U had Zelda stuff in it.

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Re: The Wii U Thread - If Wii U was a Horse
« Reply #9827 on: December 18, 2013, 11:14:56 AM »
and a not so good one (Tekken Tag 2 nintendo stuff).

Didn't have Zelda, which is why Nintenyearolds didn't buy it. While Soul Calibur 2 did and when it didn't get a Nintendo port for 2:HD they whined about the lack of Zelda.

So, yes: "If that's what it takes to get people to try third party titles" I guess Nintendo needs to whore Link out everywhere.

Tag 2 Wii U had Zelda stuff in it.

Mario stuff too.

Tecmo and Nintendo are BFFs for some reason.

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Re: The Wii U Thread - If Wii U was a Horse
« Reply #9828 on: December 18, 2013, 11:23:32 AM »
Jesus christ. I know it's a japan studio but are 2006 level graphics really too much to ask for
Pretty sure Koei still thinks everything is the PS2

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Re: The Wii U Thread - If Wii U was a Horse
« Reply #9829 on: December 18, 2013, 11:28:44 AM »
dynasty warriors  :yuck

however, smash is looking good
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Re: The Wii U Thread - If Wii U was a Horse
« Reply #9830 on: December 18, 2013, 11:51:45 AM »
dynasty warriors  :yuck

 :punch :punch :punch

Although they have done this before.  Link and Samus were in Dynasty Warriors Vs.:

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Re: The Wii U Thread - If Wii U was a Horse
« Reply #9831 on: December 18, 2013, 11:56:43 AM »
and a not so good one (Tekken Tag 2 nintendo stuff).

Didn't have Zelda, which is why Nintenyearolds didn't buy it. While Soul Calibur 2 did and when it didn't get a Nintendo port for 2:HD they whined about the lack of Zelda.

So, yes: "If that's what it takes to get people to try third party titles" I guess Nintendo needs to whore Link out everywhere.

shame EA isn't making Wii U games




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Re: The Wii U Thread - If Wii U was a Horse
« Reply #9832 on: December 18, 2013, 12:04:22 PM »
Zzz

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Re: The Wii U Thread - If Wii U was a Horse
« Reply #9833 on: December 18, 2013, 12:11:23 PM »
Holy shit, I totally forgot that happened

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Re: The Wii U Thread - If Wii U was a Horse
« Reply #9835 on: December 18, 2013, 12:28:02 PM »
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Re: The Wii U Thread - If Wii U was a Horse
« Reply #9837 on: December 18, 2013, 01:19:39 PM »
Wow, desperate Nintendo is getting kinda stupid.

AssCreed 6 U to be set in Hyrule, confirmed.
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Re: The Wii U Thread - If Wii U was a Horse
« Reply #9838 on: December 18, 2013, 01:22:44 PM »
If it is an entire DW game based on Hyrule, who else are you gonna play as?

- Link
- Sheik
- Uh..........
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Re: The Wii U Thread - If Wii U was a Horse
« Reply #9839 on: December 18, 2013, 01:24:05 PM »
If it is an entire DW game based on Hyrule, who else are you gonna play as?

- Link
- Sheik
- Uh..........