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Source: My own two fucking eyes, bitches! assholes FUCK YALL  :maf
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So true.  I'm a non-believer, a beauty and do research for a university.  Blackmage's hypothesis confirmed.

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Unfortuneatly in america, a lot of smoking hot girls are religous.  I imagine its because life has been kind to them and they assume its just as good for the rest of us.  In general, attractive well off people are kinda clueless.  Their ability to get what they want from people easily supports their confidence in life.  There's no reason to question what they've been told about god and country.  Skepticism and critical thinking are the domain of the weirdos.  In a way overanalysing is necessary to survive and cope with a society that only supports you as much as they want to fuck you.  Definitely some projection mixed in here, sorry.

   I got into a discussion of how we were gonna raise our hypothetical children with the hot blonde at work.  I'm just not comfortable brainwashing them at a young age.
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It's actually pretty true here in Saudi, most people who are religious turned to it in High School due to being ugly. Most girls here who wear burkas do so as a false sense of righteousness to conceal their homely features.

interesting piece of data - and I think from this we can also conclude that religion will fade away once technology allows everyone to look however they want (or how social norms and brand campaigns pressure them into wanting - in the future fans of a given style of music/operating system/whatever will not only adopt certain prescribed clothes and hair, but facial features as well) through cheap perfect-fidelity facial remodeling, in about twenty years or so.
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Unfortuneatly in america, a lot of smoking hot girls are religous.  I imagine its because life has been kind to them and they assume its just as good for the rest of us.  In general, attractive well off people are kinda clueless.  Their ability to get what they want from people easily supports their confidence in life.  There's no reason to question what they've been told about god and country.  Skepticism and critical thinking are the domain of the weirdos.  In a way overanalysing is necessary to survive and cope with a society that only supports you as much as they want to fuck you.  Definitely some projection mixed in here, sorry.

   I got into a discussion of how we were gonna raise our hypothetical children with the hot blonde at work.  I'm just not comfortable brainwashing them at a young age.

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isn't attractiveness always with respect to an attractee? therefore if you are attracted to them less, by definition they are less attractive
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Unfortuneatly in america, a lot of smoking hot girls are religous.  I imagine its because life has been kind to them and they assume its just as good for the rest of us.  In general, attractive well off people are kinda clueless.  Their ability to get what they want from people easily supports their confidence in life.  There's no reason to question what they've been told about god and country.  Skepticism and critical thinking are the domain of the weirdos.  In a way overanalysing is necessary to survive and cope with a society that only supports you as much as they want to fuck you.  Definitely some projection mixed in here, sorry.

   I got into a discussion of how we were gonna raise our hypothetical children with the hot blonde at work.  I'm just not comfortable brainwashing them at a young age.

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isn't attractiveness always with respect to an attractee? therefore if you are attracted to them less, by definition they are less attractive

There have been strong scientific studies that correlate attractiveness with symmetry.
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Unfortuneatly in america, a lot of smoking hot girls are religous.  I imagine its because life has been kind to them and they assume its just as good for the rest of us.  In general, attractive well off people are kinda clueless.  Their ability to get what they want from people easily supports their confidence in life.  There's no reason to question what they've been told about god and country.  Skepticism and critical thinking are the domain of the weirdos.  In a way overanalysing is necessary to survive and cope with a society that only supports you as much as they want to fuck you.  Definitely some projection mixed in here, sorry.

   I got into a discussion of how we were gonna raise our hypothetical children with the hot blonde at work.  I'm just not comfortable brainwashing them at a young age.

you suck

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i want to punch your face!!  :punch
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Actually I've lost 45 pounds and will be soooo pretty soon.  Imma buy new wardrobe get my hair did and be metro for a year.
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They may be ugly in the eyes of men but we are ugly in the eyes of god :fbm
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Actually I've lost 45 pounds and will be soooo pretty soon.  Imma buy new wardrobe get my hair did and be metro for a year.

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Gee, Officer Rumbler.  Krup you!
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Oh I know from personal experience that many women, religious, attractive or otherwise tend to want to do plastic surgery in some manner. I've known many a saudi girl who want nose jobs and other surgeries and this really hot chick I know from Alaska who really wants a boob job even when I, her boyfriend and our circle of friends have told her everytime she brings it up that her boobs are fine.

I think most men care about breast size a lot less than a lot of women think we do, tbh. (when it comes to reality and not some porn fantasy)
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I tried to find a picture of a hasidic jew as a retort but found this instead


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I tried to find a picture of a hasidic jew as a retort but found this instead

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that'll do, pig.. that'll do
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Well maybe it's just me, but even when my shallow, objectifying side is crudely evaluating women I meet it only really cares about "pretty face and not fat". t&a is a nice bonus but I don't really care.
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ya'll derailed my verbal abuse.  :'(
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In the end pretty face is 90% of what I'm looking for when it comes to my prospects as well. So I would be satisfied with a petite woman with a pretty face.

In the end usually just being around someone a lot is enough to make me feel physically attracted to her, no matter what she looks like  :lol http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=proximity%20infatuation
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Scientology has Will Smith, Tom Cruise, and John Travolta.

Athiesm has...that guy that looks like the chick that played Hermione.

Now who looks stupid? :smug
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Scientology has Will Smith, Tom Cruise, and John Travolta.

Athiesm has...that guy that looks like the chick that played Hermione.

Now who looks stupid? :smug

But I'm sexy  8)
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my daughter asked what the point of praying was. i told her it's because some people want something for nothing. she asked me why bootstrapping tea party types were often so religious, if that was the case.  i said that they still want something for nothing, just not from disgusting lie-berals. she asked me if praying works. i said it sure does, depending on how long you're willing to wait. she then asked me why god was willing to give people things just for saying hi to him and asking REAL nice. i said because god is a bleeding heart pussy.

after that we went down to the pet shop and watched the animals not give a fucking shit about our superior human selves at all, even though we could save them.
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she then asked me why god was willing to give people things just for saying hi to him and asking REAL nice. i said because god is a bleeding heart pussy.

pretty sure it's actually because he hears your voice, it's like an angel sighing. just like a prayer, you know he'll take you there.
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she then asked me why god was willing to give people things just for saying hi to him and asking REAL nice. i said because god is a bleeding heart pussy.

pretty sure it's actually because he hears your voice, it's like an angel sighing. just like a prayer, you know he'll take you there.

you have no choice, you'll hear his voice.. kind of scary
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Religion  :lol

However, some people need religion. But that's because they're too scared to come out of the non-religious closet to their parents, or they're stupid to know how to wash their own ass in the morning without God instructing them to do so.
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she then asked me why god was willing to give people things just for saying hi to him and asking REAL nice. i said because god is a bleeding heart pussy.

pretty sure it's actually because he hears your voice, it's like an angel sighing. just like a prayer, you know he'll take you there.

:lol :lol :lol
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It's actually pretty true here in Saudi, most people who are religious turned to it in High School due to being ugly. Most girls here who wear burkas do so as a false sense of righteousness to conceal their homely features.

Good to find out that your pretty religious.  Im ok with it.