Author Topic: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011 (Read 76963 times)

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #60 on:** July 27, 2011, 11:55:13 PM »

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ncarceratedbob incarcerated bob
**UPDATED NFL RUMORS**Source: Nnamdi has narrowed his choices down to Jets / 49ers / Texans but a late charge by Seahawks has made him think

What. The. Fuck.

If the Seahawks can somehow cock block everyone for Asomugha.......lol

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #61 on:** July 28, 2011, 01:15:48 AM »

If Asomugha doesn't go to the Jets, he's a fucking moron.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #62 on:** July 28, 2011, 03:44:46 AM »

Reggie Bush to the Dolphins

pilonv1 · « **Reply #63 on:** July 28, 2011, 05:43:28 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 28, 2011, 03:44:46 AM

Reggie Bush to the Dolphins

talents to south beach yall

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #64 on:** July 28, 2011, 06:09:55 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 28, 2011, 03:44:46 AM

Reggie Bush to the Dolphins

I bet one of the perks listed was the better access to bitches and hoes

Brehvolution · « **Reply #65 on:** July 28, 2011, 09:00:57 AM »

The first time I load Madden '012, I guarantee there will be a roster update.

Namdi better go to SF

etiolate · « **Reply #66 on:** July 28, 2011, 04:55:00 PM »

Looks like the Niners are releasing Clements. May be back on the Namdi track.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #67 on:** July 28, 2011, 05:03:40 PM »

Kevin Kolb to Arizona. I remember reading that big SI story about him being the next big thing in Philly, how Vick was just a back up blah blah. I still think he could be very good; it's not like he played horribly in Philly. And to be honest, given Stafford's health I've kinda hoped we'd get him...

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #68 on:** July 28, 2011, 06:41:46 PM »

holy fuck, ocho cinco to new england. fuck that team :-/

Bloodwake · « **Reply #69 on:** July 28, 2011, 10:51:54 PM »

Haynesworth and fucking Ochocinco in NE. Ouch.

BTW, since Young was released by the Titans, who the fuck is going to QB that team? Collins retired.

etiolate · « **Reply #70 on:** July 28, 2011, 11:10:50 PM »

Did the Titans get Haselback? Or at least plan to?

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #71 on:** July 29, 2011, 12:15:06 AM »

Yeah, the Titans got Hasselbeck.

I know I'm biased here but I really think they got the best free agent QB out there. Despite what his numbers have been over the past couple of years, the guy can still ball when he's healthy. Give him a decent line along with Chris Johnson and the guy will light it up.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #72 on:** July 29, 2011, 09:11:38 AM »

Hassleback has more talent around him now than in his glory days in Seattle. Especially on the defensive side.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #73 on:** July 29, 2011, 05:56:31 PM »

Quote from: Hitler Stole My Potato on July 29, 2011, 12:15:06 AM

Yeah, the Titans got Hasselbeck.

I know I'm biased here but I really think they got the best free agent QB out there. Despite what his numbers have been over the past couple of years, the guy can still ball when he's healthy. Give him a decent line along with Chris Johnson and the guy will light it up.

I haven't really thought about it, but I think you're right. Hasselback might be a pretty great fit here.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #74 on:** July 29, 2011, 06:04:14 PM »

We will see. It seems like it may be a decent acquisition and he does have much more to deal with in Nashville than he did in Seattle.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #75 on:** July 29, 2011, 06:10:35 PM »

We got to get this Fantasy Football league up and going soon. I almost want to have the draft before the preseason starts.

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #76 on:** July 30, 2011, 12:32:43 AM »

[youtube=560,345]qOC09S2-QGo[/youtube]

Irvin is one coked out motherfucker. Watch Sapp's reaction.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #77 on:** July 30, 2011, 12:44:39 AM »

Asomugha to the Eagles.

Eli Manning =

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #78 on:** July 30, 2011, 02:31:32 PM »

Godamit, the Eagles are gonna be too good this year $:-\$

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #79 on:** July 30, 2011, 02:41:00 PM »

Quote from: Hitler Stole My Potato on July 30, 2011, 12:32:43 AM

[youtube=560,345]qOC09S2-QGo[/youtube]

Irvin is one coked out motherfucker. Watch Sapp's reaction.

He used to have an ESPN radio show in Dallas, and he sounds like that all the time.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #80 on:** July 31, 2011, 02:18:23 AM »

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ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #81 on:** July 31, 2011, 12:39:11 PM »

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Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #82 on:** July 31, 2011, 03:15:14 PM »

Lions signed LB Stephen Tulloch

We now have one of the best front seven lines in the NFL, if not the best. Secondary has been improved too, although obviously it's still not great. But a great front line can make an average secondary look good. If Stafford can stay health (lol) we can win 9-10 games, no doubt in my mind. I can't believe how much we've improved since the draft, which I wasn't entirely sold on at the time.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #83 on:** July 31, 2011, 03:33:48 PM »

Not sure how I feel about the Cowboy's chances this year. They haven't made any real acquisitions aside from the players they picked up in the draft, but there's just no way they're as bad as they were last year [barring some big-time injuries]. Defense and both front lines look REALLY thin though. $:-\$

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #84 on:** July 31, 2011, 04:47:40 PM »

The Lions definitely will be the second best team in the division. Perhaps a wildcard team this year.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #85 on:** July 31, 2011, 08:16:25 PM »

Ok, so who wants in on the bore's fantasy league? Respond here or shoot me a pm, plz.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #86 on:** July 31, 2011, 08:28:45 PM »

Sign me up

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #87 on:** July 31, 2011, 08:56:44 PM »

I do!

Bloodwake · « **Reply #88 on:** August 01, 2011, 12:23:00 PM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on July 31, 2011, 08:16:25 PM

Ok, so who wants in on the bore's fantasy league? Respond here or shoot me a pm, plz.

I do. Hell, I almost won the fucker last year!

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #89 on:** August 02, 2011, 06:24:50 PM »

I'm in.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #90 on:** August 02, 2011, 07:04:14 PM »

Alright, messages sent. Draft is Sunday August 28th at 3 pm eastern. Be there or be a scrub like Maurice.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #91 on:** August 02, 2011, 07:21:02 PM »

I'll do it to defend mah title.

Still waiting on the 49ers to make a move in FA. Sitting on 30M in cap space ffs. smh

Akala · « **Reply #92 on:** August 02, 2011, 10:03:20 PM »

Arg. Full?! I want in.

etiolate · « **Reply #93 on:** August 04, 2011, 07:35:28 PM »

niners finally sign some guys

they have weapons at every position except QB

Brehvolution · « **Reply #94 on:** August 04, 2011, 09:35:08 PM »

Quote from: etiolate on August 04, 2011, 07:35:28 PM

niners finally sign some guys

they have weapons at every position except QB

All to 1 year deals! That has to be bad for merch sales.

I really want to see Colin Kaepernick this preseason. He has the tools to be really good. Cannon arm and the kid can run.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #95 on:** August 08, 2011, 02:32:20 PM »

Mikel LeShoure out for the year with torn Achilles holy shit :'(

Lions are already getting devastated with injuries. Nick Fairley just had foot surgery too, which means our only top draft pick still standing is the WR we took in the second round

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #96 on:** August 11, 2011, 11:39:49 AM »

That Madden video has jumped the shark.

[youtube=560,345]TMmWEHzNu7M[/youtube]

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #97 on:** August 11, 2011, 03:48:15 PM »

Any of you bitches that haven't signed up need to do so. Also, find a couple more people to sign up.

Akala · « **Reply #98 on:** August 12, 2011, 11:27:51 PM »

did it, picked stupidest name I could think of.

also, DEM SAINTS

etiolate · « **Reply #99 on:** August 13, 2011, 12:01:54 AM »

oh niners

keep fucking that chicken

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #100 on:** August 13, 2011, 12:10:48 AM »

Alex Smith lol

Lions looked sharp tonight

Akala · « **Reply #101 on:** August 13, 2011, 01:16:29 AM »

Lions look much improved but, as much as it pains me to say it, I think it's new england's game to lose.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #102 on:** August 13, 2011, 01:38:14 AM »

Detroit Lions, perpetual pre-season champs. Always wilting like bitch flowers when it comes time to play games that matter.

Himu · « **Reply #103 on:** August 16, 2011, 06:31:31 PM »

went to the texans game last night. holy shit, their defense is so much better. i think we can actually do this this season! Go first year of playoffs!

Brehvolution · « **Reply #104 on:** August 17, 2011, 11:26:26 AM »

Quote from: etiolate on August 13, 2011, 12:01:54 AM

oh niners

keep fucking that chicken

You can tell that the lockout really hurt them. Looking forward to seeing more Kaepernick.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #105 on:** August 19, 2011, 02:13:18 AM »

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/19/eli-manning-ranks-top-five-brady-nfl-quarterbacks_n_930994.html#s333406&title=Tom_Brady_New

[youtube=560,345]Z9lg6HqJeY0[/youtube]

Akala · « **Reply #106 on:** August 20, 2011, 04:08:56 AM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on August 16, 2011, 06:31:31 PM

went to the texans game last night. holy shit, their defense is so much better. i think we can actually do this this season! Go first year of playoffs!

sorry, I cursed the Texans when they closed Astroworld...25 year curse.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #107 on:** August 20, 2011, 01:06:09 PM »

Stafford looked good last night. Hopefully he can stay healthy this year. I'm gonna be holding my breath during his first sack $:-\$

Colt McCoy looked sharp for the Browns. From what I've read he was working hard all through the lockout/summer.

Groogrux · « **Reply #108 on:** August 20, 2011, 09:31:54 PM »

I want to play this year. I actually have time to put in this time.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #109 on:** August 20, 2011, 09:32:56 PM »

AWWW YEAH.

Send a PM to Triumph/Creepy Old Guy. We only have six teams right now.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #110 on:** August 20, 2011, 09:34:28 PM »

Also, Title changed to reflect what this thread has truly become.

Evidently there's now a three way battle for starting QB in Denver?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #111 on:** August 20, 2011, 10:30:43 PM »

yeah, if andrwfields signs up that means we need at least one or three more teams. if you guys know people who will keep up w/ it, give them the league info.

also, because yahoo is flagrantly homosexual and put all the times in PDT, i switched it so the draft actually DOES start at 3 pm EDT next sunday.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #112 on:** August 20, 2011, 10:35:48 PM »

Also, no there's NOT a 3 way fight for starting qb in Denver. Orton is going to be the starter; the fight is whether or not Tebow can keep the backup role from Brady Quinn, although in order to pacify the lunatic college fans and born again asshole christians, the Broncos will milk this as long as they can.

I personally fucking love every single bit of humiliation that comes Tim Tebow's way. His sorry ass wasn't a 1st round pick and he'll never possess the accuracy or football iq to be a starter in the NFL; anyone who says otherwise is absolutely full of shit and wants to sell you on the greatness of college football. Well, college football may be lots of things (I personally think it's a fucking joke and will continue to do so until they figure out a playoff and some way- probably some sort of deferred compensation- to stop all of these fucking scandals that keep cropping up) but just because your ass was all world in the NCAA doesn't mean you have a skill set that will translate to the NFL, and that's all that matters. Have fun being the world's most famous accountant or whatever, Tim Tebow- you suck sour ass and will never be an NFL starter for a credible team.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #113 on:** August 20, 2011, 10:36:58 PM »

He'll just read your post and work 10 times harder!

Akala · « **Reply #114 on:** August 20, 2011, 10:52:55 PM »

Groogrux · « **Reply #115 on:** August 20, 2011, 11:56:22 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on August 20, 2011, 10:56:32 PM

I'll play the fantasy football if you guys teach me how. Does it involve dice?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #116 on:** August 21, 2011, 12:54:41 AM »

Looky here-

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/recap;_ylt=AlhuEB89eH30phnFecI1qvg5nYcB?gid=20110820007

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Tebow was 1 for 2 for 10 yards with a sack. He ran once for 7 yards.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #117 on:** August 21, 2011, 01:03:29 AM »

You know you're fucked when Brady Quinn looks better than you. Jeez, and Tebow had looked pretty good last week. The fewer snaps he gets, the worse he'll look too. He's not going to be cut this season but his time might be over soon. Say what you will about him, he's a hard worker who tries his best. This lockout really stunted his growth.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #118 on:** August 21, 2011, 01:10:35 AM »

You know who else is a hard worker that tries his best? The distinguished mentally-challenged fellow that cooks your fries at McDonalds. I don't care how hard he tries, he'll never be Anthony Bourdain, and Tim Tebow will never be an NFL qb either.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #119 on:** August 21, 2011, 03:42:19 AM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on August 21, 2011, 03:29:37 AM

Any more spots open in this league?

yup, message sent

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Author Topic: Official THE BORE NFL/Fantasy Football thread - 2011 (Read 76963 times)