Author Topic: Pallando will return in "Never Say Never Again" (Read 1247301 times)

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #1320 on:** December 09, 2011, 03:22:45 AM »

i dont want her on the stupid ticker or chat either

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #1321 on:** December 09, 2011, 09:28:29 AM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on December 09, 2011, 03:38:08 AM

Quote from: Don Flamenco on December 08, 2011, 06:01:51 PM
sorry to hear that Bob.

as for my deal, christ, my head is spinning. I gotta slow this thing down a minute. after being hyped for so long, it starts to feel out of control!

She moved from finger to strap-on?

yeah, she's being a real pain in the ass

ba dum tish

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #1322 on:** December 09, 2011, 10:30:24 AM »

Cause we're not Polish man-slaves?

chronovore · « **Reply #1323 on:** December 09, 2011, 10:37:34 AM »

Quote from: Borys on December 09, 2011, 10:00:20 AM

How can you dudes be borrowing money from your GFs? How does that fucking work. You are the man you are supposed to pay for everything and shit.

We're a decade into the new millennium now, Borys. If women want equal treatment, they get it in spades now.

brob · « **Reply #1324 on:** December 09, 2011, 10:37:57 AM »

Next thing you're gonna say you don't beat your women either.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #1325 on:** December 09, 2011, 12:11:49 PM »

and that you can't get off until your women fuck you with a strap on.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #1326 on:** December 09, 2011, 03:32:55 PM »

Quote from: Borys on December 09, 2011, 10:00:20 AM

How can you dudes be borrowing money from your GFs? How does that fucking work. You are the man you are supposed to pay for everything and shit.

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Bebpo · « **Reply #1327 on:** December 09, 2011, 03:59:53 PM »

I was checking out some of the girls who had been stalking my profile on OKC, and one girl wrote scripts for porn, and for a videogame dev (bioware?), and was looking for 2 "cute and intelligent" single guys to have casual DP sessions with her on a regular basis.

OKC has a lot of strangeee people :|

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #1328 on:** December 09, 2011, 04:04:14 PM »

Quote from: Borys on December 09, 2011, 10:00:20 AM

How can you dudes be borrowing money from your GFs? How does that fucking work. You are the man you are supposed to pay for everything and shit.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #1329 on:** December 09, 2011, 04:09:49 PM »

Quote from: Bebpo on December 09, 2011, 03:59:53 PM

I was checking out some of the girls who had been stalking my profile on OKC, and one girl wrote scripts for porn, and for a videogame dev (bioware?), and was looking for 2 "cute and intelligent" single guys to have casual DP sessions with her on a regular basis.

OKC has a lot of strangeee people :|

well, if you're ever just up for sex and looks-be-damned, OKC pretty much guarantees a free one night stand any day of the week.

Robo · « **Reply #1330 on:** December 09, 2011, 04:16:19 PM »

I don't think it's that strange to expect that the two bros who are going to be sharing your butt together at least be able to carry on a conversation with one another.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #1331 on:** December 09, 2011, 04:23:32 PM »

Quote from: Bebpo on December 09, 2011, 03:59:53 PM

I was checking out some of the girls who had been stalking my profile on OKC, and one girl wrote scripts for porn, and for a videogame dev (bioware?), and was looking for 2 "cute and intelligent" single guys to have casual DP sessions with her on a regular basis.

sounds like you and blackmage got some good times ahead!

tiesto · « **Reply #1332 on:** December 09, 2011, 04:41:03 PM »

Went to get a haircut today and the lady that cuts my hair wanted to set me up with the girl who works the counter (she wasn't in that day but was reportedly checking me out last time I was in)... she showed me some pics of the girl on Facebook and DAMN... so I let her take down my number and FB and the haircutter is gonna give it to the girl.

tiesto · « **Reply #1333 on:** December 09, 2011, 06:59:35 PM »

Quote from: Count Drugula The Satanic on December 09, 2011, 06:53:17 PM

Why go to a salon when you can go to a barbershop? SMH @ men today.

Go to the salon and get a good haircut, or go to the Russians down the street and get a haircut that makes me look like an Eastern European thug...

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #1334 on:** December 09, 2011, 07:02:14 PM »

There is a really nice barber shop by my house that I swear is a front for the Triad or Vietnamese mafia...

cool breeze · « **Reply #1335 on:** December 09, 2011, 07:33:40 PM »

what's even the difference between a barbershop and salon? that's a serious question

BlackMage · « **Reply #1336 on:** December 09, 2011, 07:48:04 PM »

here's the thing about relationships... I don't know jack squat.

Robo · « **Reply #1337 on:** December 09, 2011, 07:50:50 PM »

Quote from: Linkzg on December 09, 2011, 07:33:40 PM

what's even the difference between a barbershop and salon? that's a serious question

That was already explained.

Quote from: tiesto on December 09, 2011, 06:59:35 PM

Go to the salon and get a good haircut, or go to the Russians down the street and get a haircut that makes me look like an Eastern European thug...

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #1338 on:** December 09, 2011, 07:56:50 PM »

Quote from: The Business on December 09, 2011, 04:48:34 PM

Man, I've definitely thought about nailing a couple of the girls at my salon in the past but I think that's last place I want to start messing around in. Think about it: the chances of the relationship going sour are pretty good, and all those girls will do is talk about it and hate you. You won't be able to go there anymore. I don't know how much you care about a good haircut but it just seems to risky to me. It's a shame, because salons usually have a wealth of good-looking women.

Definitely another case of shitting where you eat. Beware, Tiesto!

BlackMage · « **Reply #1339 on:** December 09, 2011, 08:01:42 PM »

Quote from: Count Drugula The Satanic on December 09, 2011, 07:52:20 PM

Quote from: BlackMage on December 09, 2011, 07:48:04 PM
here's the thing about relationships... I don't know jack squat.

What happened with Batgirl?

we are still together.. by some miracle I haven't scared her away.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1340 on:** December 09, 2011, 08:17:02 PM »

My barber shop is in the same building as a salon; sometimes I'll walk through the salon to get to the barber shop area. Yea...those women are crazy, brehs.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #1341 on:** December 09, 2011, 08:35:32 PM »

I knew I found the right barbershop when I saw the playboys on the magazine table, the dude didn't say shit through the whole cut after I told him what I wanted, and then offered to shave my neck with hot lather and a straight razor.

BlackMage · « **Reply #1342 on:** December 09, 2011, 08:58:11 PM »

Quote from: Count Drugula The Satanic on December 09, 2011, 08:39:12 PM

Quote from: BlackMage on December 09, 2011, 08:01:42 PM
we are still together.. by some miracle I haven't scared her away.

That's cool. I'm surprised she didn't scare you away with the drunk driving business.

I forgot about that real quick when she took my cock in her mouth

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #1343 on:** December 09, 2011, 09:28:37 PM »

Sent her an e-mail. Got my heart stomped on further. :'( I'm so weak.

She's not getting the money.

BlackMage · « **Reply #1344 on:** December 09, 2011, 09:33:58 PM »

Quote from: BobFromPikeCreek on December 09, 2011, 09:28:37 PM

Sent her an e-mail. Got my heart stomped on further. :'( I'm so weak.

She's not getting the money.

what did you say?!

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #1345 on:** December 09, 2011, 09:34:57 PM »

take me back ...

BlackMage · « **Reply #1346 on:** December 09, 2011, 09:35:43 PM »

Quote from: BobFromPikeCreek on December 09, 2011, 09:34:57 PM

take me back ...

shit is rough, dude. You'll find someone.

lennedsay · « **Reply #1347 on:** December 09, 2011, 09:36:16 PM »

Don't give her that shit back. Fuck her. Make her hate you for it so you can see her true colors and in turn realize you dodged a bullet.

Do not contact her again either.

Edit:

go get drunk, hatefuck some chicks, and forget she exists bro.

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #1348 on:** December 09, 2011, 09:39:08 PM »

She's not getting it.

I feel like I have all the reason in the world to be fucking pissed about this. She can't just fucking treat people like this. I just don't know how to make the transition from mopy fuck to healthy rage.

lennedsay · « **Reply #1349 on:** December 09, 2011, 09:41:46 PM »

You have hate her first.

Or alcohol, but that could turn you into a bigger mopey sap.

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #1350 on:** December 09, 2011, 09:43:06 PM »

It definitely will. Alcohol usually just amplifies whatever I'm feeling before I start drinking. I'd rather not sob over a bottle of gin tonight.

Guess I'll try to play vidyas and purge my room of any trace of her existence later.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #1351 on:** December 09, 2011, 10:57:06 PM »

put on some shades and a hat to cover up the sadness and go on a long walk. eat some fried chicken too

Inspector Thatcher · « **Reply #1352 on:** December 09, 2011, 11:00:04 PM »

Quote from: BobFromPikeCreek on December 09, 2011, 09:43:06 PM

It definitely will. Alcohol usually just amplifies whatever I'm feeling before I start drinking. I'd rather not sob over a bottle of gin tonight.

Guess I'll try to play vidyas and purge my room of any trace of her existence later.

The point of post-relationship drinking is to get yourself so skunked you can't even remember how you feel.

And then in the morning, you're in too damn much physical pain to worry about your emotions.

But hey, the healthy route works too.

chronovore · « **Reply #1353 on:** December 09, 2011, 11:06:01 PM »

Quote from: lennedsay on December 09, 2011, 09:36:16 PM

Don't give her that shit back. Fuck her. Make her hate you for it so you can see her true colors and in turn realize you dodged a bullet.

Do not contact her again either.

Edit: go get drunk, hatefuck some chicks, and forget she exists bro.

Wow, layin' down the law LIKE A BOSS.

I've got a great new idea, "Hatefuck™ Brand Condoms. Barbed, for your pleasure."

Boogie · « **Reply #1354 on:** December 10, 2011, 01:27:44 AM »

Quote from: Inspector Thatcher on December 09, 2011, 11:00:04 PM

The point of post-relationship drinking is to get yourself so skunked you can't even remember how you feel.

And then in the morning, you're in too damn much physical pain to worry about your emotions.

But hey, the healthy route works too.

'tis that simple, huh?

Bebpo · « **Reply #1355 on:** December 10, 2011, 02:59:59 AM »

Drinking when you are emotional is bad

I AM THE POSTERBOY FOR THAT COMMON SENSE

Bebpo · « **Reply #1356 on:** December 10, 2011, 03:33:49 AM »

Random stuff I've noticed on online profiles lately:
-gore photos - seems in fashion right now, but honestly seeing you with your throat torn open is not attractive to me, sorry.
-ten photos of you doing the same facial pose - reminds me of that meme where the girl always had the same face, eek.

in other news I ran across a profile of a gamer girl whose profile seems well written and honest, and she is a high match % w/me, and is very pretty; a combination I find rare these days. Sent her a message

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #1357 on:** December 10, 2011, 05:25:37 AM »

Quote from: The Business on December 10, 2011, 01:33:03 AM

You've got to drink so fucking much you forget what she looks like.

etiolate · « **Reply #1358 on:** December 10, 2011, 06:31:52 AM »

True story: I tend to bury myself in an MMO after a breakup. It gives me a bunch of meaningless shit to occupy my brain with and no real human interaction to worry about.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #1359 on:** December 10, 2011, 09:41:40 AM »

drinking just makes me write rage emails, if i'm pissed enough. not violent threats or anything, just lots of truly mean shit, you know, all the things the person tells you they're sensitive about in a relationship, but in raging drunk mode so the sentences don't really flow together well.

so, i try to smoke weed instead and get enveloped in tv shows or games.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #1360 on:** December 12, 2011, 12:57:28 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on December 08, 2011, 03:51:25 PM

It'd probably be worse if she owed you money and never paid you back.

Joel, do you speak from personal experience? If so, please give details.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1361 on:** December 12, 2011, 12:59:54 AM »

"I'm tired of studying for finals. I'm coming to your place"

Positive Touch · « **Reply #1362 on:** December 12, 2011, 01:10:57 AM »

omg time to get your dick sucked

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #1363 on:** December 12, 2011, 01:48:38 AM »

The 'other' is truly terrifying, I advise sticking with with I-I and I-It relationships

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1364 on:** December 12, 2011, 02:43:43 AM »

Who calls someone at 1am to come over and cuddle for the night

I shouldn't complain, but yea. She's currently in the kitchen, guess we'll just be sharing the bed together then waking up/heading to campus together. I took a shower for nothing $:-\$

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #1365 on:** December 12, 2011, 08:33:33 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 12, 2011, 02:43:43 AM

Who calls someone at 1am to come over and cuddle for the night

I shouldn't complain, but yea. She's currently in the kitchen, guess we'll just be sharing the bed together then waking up/heading to campus together. I took a shower for nothing $:-\$

someone whose partner didn't push the issue at all.

Mupepe · « **Reply #1366 on:** December 12, 2011, 10:07:50 AM »

Jesus, PD. If you spent the night and you only cuddled that is YOUR fault (Disclaimer: 99% of the time). Girls don't invite you to stay the night in their bed if they don't want you to make a move. SMFH

Mupepe · « **Reply #1367 on:** December 12, 2011, 10:20:43 AM »

He'll learn when he finds out through other channels that she's banging someone else and when PD asks "Why not me?? I've been here!" and she replies "Have you? You sure as fuck couldn't take a hint!" It happens to us all :'(

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Although usually not as dramatic and it happens when we're like 14

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chronovore · « **Reply #1368 on:** December 12, 2011, 10:26:20 AM »

Quote from: Count Drugula The Satanic on December 12, 2011, 10:24:26 AM

I can honestly say I never had that, I was too horny to not go for it. Got in a couple of awkward moments cause of that though.

I TOLD YOU BEFORE YOU CAME OVER THAT I JUST WANTED TO CUDDLE.

Mupepe · « **Reply #1369 on:** December 12, 2011, 10:27:03 AM »

Yeah but you're a muslim. You get to take what you want from women. They have rights over here

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1370 on:** December 12, 2011, 11:51:22 AM »

it was a fun night though

BlackMage · « **Reply #1371 on:** December 12, 2011, 11:56:24 AM »

did you get blue balls?

BlackMage · « **Reply #1372 on:** December 12, 2011, 12:22:23 PM »

black..er balls then?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #1373 on:** December 12, 2011, 12:31:17 PM »

Quote from: Count Drugula The Satanic on December 12, 2011, 10:48:10 AM

You'd be surprised how slutty women of allah can be, those girls are KINKY!

Nah, it's all about that oppression coming out in bed.

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #1374 on:** December 12, 2011, 08:36:17 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 12, 2011, 02:43:43 AM

Who calls someone at 1am to come over and cuddle for the night

I shouldn't complain, but yea. She's currently in the kitchen, guess we'll just be sharing the bed together then waking up/heading to campus together. I took a shower for nothing $:-\$

That's pretty adorable.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #1375 on:** December 12, 2011, 11:07:54 PM »

did you at least touch her boobs or ass through her clothes?? did you get a boner and touch her with it?? WE WANT TO KNOW PD

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1376 on:** December 12, 2011, 11:23:16 PM »

A little. I woke up early to work out and she was wrapped all on me. feels good man

Positive Touch · « **Reply #1377 on:** December 12, 2011, 11:26:30 PM »

OH MY GOD HE'S BECOMING A MAN IM SO PROUD

BlackMage · « **Reply #1378 on:** December 13, 2011, 12:09:54 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 12, 2011, 11:23:16 PM

A little. I woke up early to work out and she was wrapped all on me. feels good man

Wait why didn't you fuck her?

Bebpo · « **Reply #1379 on:** December 13, 2011, 02:49:14 AM »

I was going to go to sleep but i got IM'd by a cool girl who likes Shivers. I think that means she's demi approved? (or she secretly is demi

)

She seems cool! Looking forward to find out more about her!

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Author Topic: Pallando will return in "Never Say Never Again" (Read 1247301 times)