Author Topic: Pallando will return in "Never Say Never Again" (Read 1247363 times)

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #1380 on:** December 13, 2011, 06:20:37 AM »

Why no fuckin PD? Have you been together for years already?

Cheebo · « **Reply #1381 on:** December 13, 2011, 08:47:38 AM »

Was it the first time you "slept" with a girl PD?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1382 on:** December 13, 2011, 01:06:52 PM »

Quote from: Cheebo on December 13, 2011, 08:47:38 AM

Was it the first time you "slept" with a girl PD?

No. And we've only been together officially for a couple months or so

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #1383 on:** December 13, 2011, 01:10:53 PM »

PD is trolling or Christian. Even if neither of those were true, i have to believe them for my sanity.

You can't just NOT be making a move? Maybe you have some other reasons and I'm just out of the loop.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1384 on:** December 13, 2011, 01:12:30 PM »

I never said we've never had sex, I'm saying I assumed we were going to bang again at the time and it didn't happen. jesus

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #1385 on:** December 13, 2011, 01:21:30 PM »

smells like trolling

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1386 on:** December 13, 2011, 01:34:41 PM »

meh

I was bummed but I'm not sure pressing the issue is the best move. I was like ehh, ok

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #1387 on:** December 13, 2011, 01:35:20 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 13, 2011, 01:12:30 PM

I never said we've never had sex, I'm saying I assumed we were going to bang again at the time and it didn't happen. jesus

oh you're already hitting it then. i don't know why i've been interpreting this like you never kissed her. i'm a hard

Mupepe · « **Reply #1388 on:** December 13, 2011, 02:41:01 PM »

PD isn't a virgin

Oh well in that case sometimes there isn't anything wrong with just a night of cuddling.

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I still would have kept pushing for it until she gave in

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Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #1389 on:** December 13, 2011, 04:52:55 PM »

I dont want to sound gay, but usually I'm the one wanting to cuddle. My gf's sexdrive is bigger then mine.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1390 on:** December 13, 2011, 09:46:06 PM »

So is her penis.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #1391 on:** December 13, 2011, 10:18:41 PM »

Unless PD comes out and tells us instead of pussy footing around it with ambiguously vague and indirect comments, dude is still a virgin.

tiesto · « **Reply #1392 on:** December 13, 2011, 10:28:22 PM »

Quote from: Premium Lager on December 13, 2011, 04:52:55 PM

I dont want to sound gay, but usually I'm the one wanting to cuddle. My gf's sexdrive is bigger then mine.

Is she Irish?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1393 on:** December 13, 2011, 10:31:50 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on December 13, 2011, 10:18:41 PM

Unless PD comes out and tells us instead of pussy footing around it with ambiguously vague and indirect comments, dude is still a virgin.

fine omg

I am no longer a virgin, as of 2011. I got a blowjob a earlier this year, which technically ended my streak. And I had vaginal intercourse last month for the first time.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #1394 on:** December 13, 2011, 10:41:50 PM »

Is it weird to want sex less than the lady? After I've seen a chick naked and hit it once, I rarely get excited to do it with her again, even if she's hot. I just go through the motions the next couple of times so that the girl still thinks I'm into her. I dunno why but I just feel distanced from what's going on. Maybe too much porn has ruined me or maybe it's because I've never been in love since high school. It should be different, right, if you're having sex with someone you truly love?

Brehvolution · « **Reply #1395 on:** December 14, 2011, 10:14:54 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 13, 2011, 10:31:50 PM

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on December 13, 2011, 10:18:41 PM
Unless PD comes out and tells us instead of pussy footing around it with ambiguously vague and indirect comments, dude is still a virgin.

fine omg

I am no longer a virgin, as of 2011. I got a blowjob a earlier this year, which technically ended my streak. And I had vaginal intercourse last month for the first time.

Mupepe · « **Reply #1396 on:** December 14, 2011, 10:21:16 AM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on December 13, 2011, 10:41:50 PM

Is it weird to want sex less than the lady? After I've seen a chick naked and hit it once, I rarely get excited to do it with her again, even if she's hot. I just go through the motions the next couple of times so that the girl still thinks I'm into her. I dunno why but I just feel distanced from what's going on. Maybe too much porn has ruined me or maybe it's because I've never been in love since high school. It should be different, right, if you're having sex with someone you truly love?

How old are you brochacho?

At a certain point it takes a little more effort to get into it subsequent times (especially if it's a busy weekday or something). But multiple times a day is still easy and I'm still usually spending the majority of my time in bed trying to seduce my wife.

And a personal note, watching a lot of porn decreases my sex drive overall.

Mupepe · « **Reply #1397 on:** December 14, 2011, 10:27:42 AM »

oh well *shrug* My sex drive has definitely decreased over the last few years though.

tiesto · « **Reply #1398 on:** December 14, 2011, 10:47:49 AM »

29 and still horny as hell (more so now that I'm single and have been hitting a dry streak $:-\$ ).

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #1399 on:** December 14, 2011, 10:49:23 AM »

@Mups maybe I should stop jerking off or something.

Quote from: tiesto on December 13, 2011, 10:28:22 PM

Quote from: Premium Lager on December 13, 2011, 04:52:55 PM
I dont want to sound gay, but usually I'm the one wanting to cuddle. My gf's sexdrive is bigger then mine.

Is she Irish?

Nope.

Mupepe · « **Reply #1400 on:** December 14, 2011, 10:59:04 AM »

How much do you jerk off? I generally don't jerk off anymore

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #1401 on:** December 14, 2011, 11:09:34 AM »

Dunno like once a day? Sometimes more sometimes less.

I think I should just quit it though, she's up for sex all the time

Mupepe · « **Reply #1402 on:** December 14, 2011, 11:14:37 AM »

Yeah man, I gotta ask: Why the hell are you still jerking it if she wants it all the time? I could see me wanting ass less if I already jerked it once a day every day.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #1403 on:** December 14, 2011, 11:34:28 AM »

I dunno man

Cause sometimes I get horny at some weird time. Maybe I should show some restraint then and wait till my woman is there. She's always up for it, it's mad.

BlackMage · « **Reply #1404 on:** December 14, 2011, 11:59:12 AM »

I think that my Girlfriend's roommate is in love with her. He messages me on Facebook earlier this week and asks if I wanted to go half on getting her a Wii. Being the nice guy that I am, I agreed. He is unemployed and probably low on funds and I felt it would be nice to help him get her a cool present. So he texts me today and tells me he no longer needs my help. I tell him "cool man, I got her Buffy the complete series on dvd so between our presents she'll be a busy girl.

" He replies, "Cool.. I got her covered, though.." wtf does that mean?

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #1405 on:** December 14, 2011, 12:01:00 PM »

Where those elipses in the text he send?

Didnt you just break up with her?

BlackMage · « **Reply #1406 on:** December 14, 2011, 12:02:04 PM »

yeah the ellipses were in his message. we broke up once and got back together like within 5 hours lol. It was a misunderstanding.

BlackMage · « **Reply #1407 on:** December 14, 2011, 12:03:29 PM »

this is exactly what he wrote "Cool, cool... I think she's pretty well covered, though..."

BlackMage · « **Reply #1408 on:** December 14, 2011, 12:08:03 PM »

He's welcome to try and take her from me, but I'm not exactly intimidated by him. I'm tall and handsome. He is short, broke, and not at all good looking. The only reason he is staying with her is because he lost his job and would have been homeless if she didn't help him out. The only thing he has going for him is he's an "artist"

BlackMage · « **Reply #1409 on:** December 14, 2011, 12:14:27 PM »

he's like 34-35 or something.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1410 on:** December 14, 2011, 12:24:41 PM »

Is he the bad boy type, blackmage? If you so might be fucked :'(

BlackMage · « **Reply #1411 on:** December 14, 2011, 12:27:21 PM »

lol I'm not fucked. This girl is not gonna leave me for him. If I'm wrong and she does fuck it. I've learned a lot about myself these past months and I could easily get a woman who wouldn't fuck me like that.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #1412 on:** December 14, 2011, 12:28:15 PM »

He is a 34 year old 'artist' sharing an appartment.

I think you should be safe.

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #1413 on:** December 14, 2011, 12:28:40 PM »

Worrying about a guy stealing your girl is dumb shit. Don't change your behaviour cause of this clown. If a girl leaves you for another dude she's not worth it anyway.

BlackMage · « **Reply #1414 on:** December 14, 2011, 12:30:13 PM »

Quote from: Spencer on December 14, 2011, 12:23:03 PM

Uh that makes it even more weird. And especially weird that he's living with your gf. Idk man, I wouldn't like it. That dude could snap or something if he's that deluded

well my GF is 34 and I'm 30 hehe. She's told me she has no attraction to him whatsoever, they are just friends and she felt bad about his situation. He's from Kansas City and came to Los Angeles to make it into acting or something. I guess he had a decent job in the movie business before he got laid off.

BlackMage · « **Reply #1415 on:** December 14, 2011, 12:31:54 PM »

Quote from: Spencer on December 14, 2011, 12:30:08 PM

Quote from: BlackMage on December 14, 2011, 12:27:21 PM
lol I'm not fucked. This girl is not gonna leave me for him. If I'm wrong and she does fuck it. I've learned a lot about myself these past months and I could easily get a woman who wouldn't fuck me like that.

Alright then you got nothin to worry about Hell if you're that unattached I might even suggest just to leave her and look for someone who doesn't have a live in loser.

Oh I'm very much attached to her or I wouldn't be posting about this. I'm just saying I'm not gonna worry about things I can't control and even if I get sad/depressed if she leaves me I know I'll eventually bounce back and find someone.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #1416 on:** December 14, 2011, 12:35:16 PM »

Our little PD is man now.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1417 on:** December 14, 2011, 12:35:40 PM »

tiesto · « **Reply #1418 on:** December 14, 2011, 01:41:43 PM »

Quote from: Premium Lager on December 14, 2011, 12:28:15 PM

He is a 34 year old 'artist' sharing an appartment.

I think you should be safe.

Roissy and all those PUA blogs tell me that women's vaginas tingle for unemployed, broke "artist" type dudes and they choose them over "beta" males (aka the men with good solid jobs) so I'd be careful.

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just kidding, most of that PUA stuff is pure junk although it can be funny to read sometimes...

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CajoleJuice · « **Reply #1419 on:** December 14, 2011, 01:42:05 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on December 14, 2011, 10:59:04 AM

How much do you jerk off? I generally don't jerk off anymore

You are no longer Mupepe.

Mupepe · « **Reply #1420 on:** December 14, 2011, 01:50:28 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on December 14, 2011, 01:42:05 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on December 14, 2011, 10:59:04 AM
How much do you jerk off? I generally don't jerk off anymore

You are no longer Mupepe.

But it's because I get laid often enough that I don't need to!

And BM, you have no reason to worry from what you've described. I don't see anything wrong with what he's said. Maybe he's just trying to show appreciation to her for helping him out when he'd otherwise be homeless? Taking issue with anything he's said sounds insecure.

BlackMage · « **Reply #1421 on:** December 14, 2011, 01:59:08 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on December 14, 2011, 01:50:28 PM

Quote from: CajoleJuice on December 14, 2011, 01:42:05 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on December 14, 2011, 10:59:04 AM
How much do you jerk off? I generally don't jerk off anymore

You are no longer Mupepe.
But it's because I get laid often enough that I don't need to!

And BM, you have no reason to worry from what you've described. I don't see anything wrong with what he's said. Maybe he's just trying to show appreciation to her for helping him out when he'd otherwise be homeless? Taking issue with anything he's said sounds insecure.

Yer right. That's why I haven't said anything about it since. I'm leaving the issue alone. The overall issue I guess I have is the fact that a guy I don't know has moved in with my GF. It's weird to me.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #1422 on:** December 14, 2011, 02:01:36 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on December 14, 2011, 01:50:28 PM

Quote from: CajoleJuice on December 14, 2011, 01:42:05 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on December 14, 2011, 10:59:04 AM
How much do you jerk off? I generally don't jerk off anymore

You are no longer Mupepe.
But it's because I get laid often enough that I don't need to!

Mupepe never would have said this. WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM

Mupepe · « **Reply #1423 on:** December 14, 2011, 02:10:56 PM »

Quote from: BlackMage on December 14, 2011, 01:59:08 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on December 14, 2011, 01:50:28 PM
Quote from: CajoleJuice on December 14, 2011, 01:42:05 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on December 14, 2011, 10:59:04 AM
How much do you jerk off? I generally don't jerk off anymore

You are no longer Mupepe.
But it's because I get laid often enough that I don't need to!

And BM, you have no reason to worry from what you've described. I don't see anything wrong with what he's said. Maybe he's just trying to show appreciation to her for helping him out when he'd otherwise be homeless? Taking issue with anything he's said sounds insecure.

Yer right. That's why I haven't said anything about it since. I'm leaving the issue alone. The overall issue I guess I have is the fact that a guy I don't know has moved in with my GF. It's weird to me.

I could see that. I'd feel the same way probably. But if homeboy really does fancy your girl the last thing you want is her talking to him late at night saying "he's too jealous. he should be able to trust you"

Quote from: CajoleJuice on December 14, 2011, 02:01:36 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on December 14, 2011, 01:50:28 PM
Quote from: CajoleJuice on December 14, 2011, 01:42:05 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on December 14, 2011, 10:59:04 AM
How much do you jerk off? I generally don't jerk off anymore

You are no longer Mupepe.
But it's because I get laid often enough that I don't need to!

Mupepe never would have said this. WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM

I hooked him up with a chick that can satisfy him

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It's true. I'm not the man I used to be :'(

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Mupepe · « **Reply #1424 on:** December 14, 2011, 02:53:54 PM »

That was a misunderstanding!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1425 on:** December 14, 2011, 03:28:40 PM »

Quote from: The Business on December 14, 2011, 03:15:52 PM

BM isn't a real man unless he goes to jail for every distinguished promiscuous lassie he meets on the internet.

unlike the Boss, BM would do the right thing and eat the charge

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #1426 on:** December 14, 2011, 04:06:31 PM »

Quote from: The Business on December 14, 2011, 02:45:45 PM

Is this the same girl that got a DUI and wanted to pin it on you, BM?

Oh man forgot about that, hope this isn't here

BlackMage · « **Reply #1427 on:** December 14, 2011, 04:33:10 PM »

shutup

Mupepe · « **Reply #1428 on:** December 14, 2011, 04:33:45 PM »

omg IT IS

explain!

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #1429 on:** December 14, 2011, 04:42:07 PM »

Dude, she gave you like EVERY FUCKING RED FLAG EVER.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #1430 on:** December 14, 2011, 04:43:51 PM »

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Mupepe · « **Reply #1431 on:** December 14, 2011, 04:45:23 PM »

You guys just don't know her :'(

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #1432 on:** December 14, 2011, 06:47:09 PM »

so how much allowance does she get...

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #1433 on:** December 15, 2011, 02:37:33 AM »

Girl I'm currently talking to:

she's really cool, but she has two kids. I know, the usual "bailout" signs, but I just wanna see where it goes.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1434 on:** December 15, 2011, 02:38:06 AM »

Bail
the
fuck
out

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #1435 on:** December 15, 2011, 02:39:12 AM »

haha yeah. I probably will.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1436 on:** December 15, 2011, 03:15:42 AM »

And if you do smash, use your own condoms

Bebpo · « **Reply #1437 on:** December 15, 2011, 03:32:57 AM »

I'm talking to a girl with 1 kid; never been in this situation before. Not going in with any ideas of direction, just will see where it goes. She's seems cool. She's 21.

The girl I was talking to the other night when I had 1 too many drinks beforehand...after an hour long aim session that I don't remember 90% of it, I have no idea if she will respond again

If she does it's really positive! Because I was crazy open drunk about everything with her. If not, lesson learned!

And I'm going on a date with a girl whose 34 this weekend. We've been talking on and off for about 2 weeks now. She has a great taste in film and is really into the film industry, so that's our common interest. Looking forward to it. We're going to see Melancholia.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #1438 on:** December 15, 2011, 03:36:57 AM »

Quote from: Count Drugula The Satanic on December 15, 2011, 03:17:18 AM

I was like "daaaaaamn tap that" and then I read the 2 kids thing and was like "daaaaaaaaaamn bail out"

yeah not exactly great circumstances. If I were a bit older and had a job/income, I'd be okay with this...but, like, how the shit am I supposed to support two kids when I'm 22 and still in school

Bebpo · « **Reply #1439 on:** December 15, 2011, 03:39:51 AM »

The way I see it you don't need to think about that stuff at this point. Go on some dates and see how it goes and if it gets serious you'll make that decision then.

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Author Topic: Pallando will return in "Never Say Never Again" (Read 1247363 times)