Author Topic: Pallando will return in "Never Say Never Again" (Read 1247303 times)

Skidmark · « **Reply #1740 on:** February 16, 2012, 08:32:03 PM »

Quote from: Akala on February 13, 2012, 08:47:42 PM

the crappiest chocolates you can find. a zero bar or something.

I have never seen a zero bar but i can imagine it

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on February 13, 2012, 09:04:50 PM

Give her a "1 Free Blowjob" Card that she can use anytime she wants to give you a bj.

Edit: also, this is just sad:

demi · « **Reply #1741 on:** February 16, 2012, 09:10:51 PM »

^ This is only because womens hormones go into complete super saiyan on Valentine's Day. Guys dont do this because they actually want to.

Men are pathetic simps on Valentine's Day.

tiesto · « **Reply #1742 on:** February 16, 2012, 10:40:59 PM »

Date with a really cute perky girl today. Reddish brown, grey eyes, petite, really pale... even has some Polish and Lithuanian in her so of course you know that's my type

she's an EMT and works at an outsourcing company or something, has her own apartment which is good. Unfortunately we didn't really get to hang out for too long since she has to get up at the crack of dawn tomorrow, she seemed interested in wanting to hang out again so we'll see..... crossing my fingers for this one. I spilled some tea on myself during the date though

Tomorrow I'm going out with the Harvard Asian girl. We are going to see that Arietty movie and to eat Thai food in Queens.

This one girl who's doing her residency out east keeps wanting to hang out with me. I think she is a nice girl but wasn't overly attracted to her and she's always really busy which makes making plans hard.

Bebpo · « **Reply #1743 on:** February 19, 2012, 02:47:42 AM »

So fucking tired.

Dating/Relationships are exhausting. Good but tiring. I have no idea how you can sleep for 14 hours and still feel like you've only slept for 3 just because you're waking up every couple of hours and playing around.

Going to sleep in all tomorrow and play some vidya games.

Bebpo · « **Reply #1744 on:** February 20, 2012, 05:56:53 PM »

I kind of want some relationship advice for this relationship I'm now in, but don't want to post publicly about it for privacy concerns. Anyone who has experience with these things want to help a bro out?

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #1745 on:** February 20, 2012, 06:07:23 PM »

Feel free to PM or email me.

demi · « **Reply #1746 on:** February 20, 2012, 06:17:21 PM »

PM me, I'll tell you how deceitful women are and make you see the error of your ways.

Bebpo · « **Reply #1747 on:** February 20, 2012, 06:52:40 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on February 20, 2012, 06:07:23 PM

Feel free to PM or email me.

Thanks man

Bebpo · « **Reply #1748 on:** February 21, 2012, 12:55:20 AM »

Thanks to the people who offered advice through pms. I hung out with my irl friends tonight (something that doesn't happen that often anymore because everyone is busy with wives/gfs/work) and it was good hearing some outside opinions and I think I got my stuff together now. Will take you guys up on your offers if/when things get crazy down the line!

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #1749 on:** February 21, 2012, 02:16:35 AM »

Glad to hear it. Real life friends are the best source since they know you best. Hopefully they were honest.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #1750 on:** March 02, 2012, 01:19:18 AM »

About a week ago I hit it off with this girl and

AM FUCKING distinguished mentally-challenged.

I took down the wrong number. There was some intense making out so I'm under the impression we were both drunk and took the numbers down wrong. Maybe I am mistaken but I did meet her on a Thursday so I'm going to try to find her tonight at the same bar.

WanderingWind · « **Reply #1751 on:** March 02, 2012, 09:49:21 AM »

Sup. I've been married for, like, a decade. Very happily. Can't tell you much about getting girls, but I got some insights into keeping a relationship working. Hit me up if you ever need advice.

tiesto · « **Reply #1752 on:** March 02, 2012, 04:13:43 PM »

Good to see this thread was bumped. I may be going out next week with a Japanese girl... The weeaboo in me is going absolutely crazy right now, I must try to suppress it!

Went on a date with a nice girl last nite, she was a bit on the space-cadet side of things but she likes Tiesto and AVB. Will have to call her back.

FlameofCallandorReturns · « **Reply #1753 on:** March 02, 2012, 05:23:34 PM »

Asian girls are psycho dude. I got over that a long time ago. Plus, I need a decent rack on my girl.

demi · « **Reply #1754 on:** March 02, 2012, 06:27:31 PM »

lol, every relationship here that involved an asian resulted in disaster. Stolen rabbits, hijacked accounts...

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1755 on:** March 02, 2012, 07:21:47 PM »

that shit makes my dick deflate $:-\$

BlackMage · « **Reply #1756 on:** March 03, 2012, 08:03:22 PM »

Going on 6 months with my girlfriend.

lennedsay · « **Reply #1757 on:** March 04, 2012, 09:44:00 AM »

Holy shit, seems like you just started dating! Congrats!

tiesto · « **Reply #1758 on:** March 04, 2012, 10:49:16 AM »

Oh wow, got the number of a really fucking CUTE blonde girl last night at a bar in Billyburg. Probably one of the hottest girls I ever picked up in person, she just moved to Manhattan from Dallas.

chronovore · « **Reply #1759 on:** March 04, 2012, 02:37:24 PM »

Quote from: Count Drugula The Satanic on March 03, 2012, 06:01:25 AM

Quote from: demi on March 02, 2012, 06:27:31 PM
lol, every relationship here that involved an asian resulted in disaster. Stolen rabbits, hijacked accounts...

tell that to cormacaroni and dcharlie

And me.

Eric P · « **Reply #1760 on:** March 04, 2012, 02:38:56 PM »

Quote from: tiesto on March 04, 2012, 10:49:16 AM

Oh wow, got the number of a really fucking CUTE blonde girl last night at a bar in Billyburg. Probably one of the hottest girls I ever picked up in person, she just moved to Manhattan from Dallas.

what bar?

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #1761 on:** March 04, 2012, 02:44:26 PM »

Quote from: Spencer on March 02, 2012, 07:17:07 PM

Asian chicks are great if you're a pedophile or are into hurting chicks. Not for me, though.

I thought this japanese American girl was going to cry while I was fucking her. Not bueno.

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 02, 2012, 07:21:47 PM

that shit makes my dick deflate $:-\$

Stop being racist. Ever heard of Asa Akira?

tiesto · « **Reply #1762 on:** March 04, 2012, 02:49:06 PM »

Quote from: Eric P on March 04, 2012, 02:38:56 PM

Quote from: tiesto on March 04, 2012, 10:49:16 AM
Oh wow, got the number of a really fucking CUTE blonde girl last night at a bar in Billyburg. Probably one of the hottest girls I ever picked up in person, she just moved to Manhattan from Dallas.

what bar?

The Woods, right next to the Williamsburg Bridge. Have you ever been there? It's a decent place, my friends really like it for some reason. I bombed out like 4 or 5 times before I got the # though

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1763 on:** March 04, 2012, 04:20:27 PM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on March 04, 2012, 02:44:26 PM

Quote from: Spencer on March 02, 2012, 07:17:07 PM
Asian chicks are great if you're a pedophile or are into hurting chicks. Not for me, though.

I thought this japanese American girl was going to cry while I was fucking her. Not bueno.

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 02, 2012, 07:21:47 PM
that shit makes my dick deflate $:-\$

Stop being racist. Ever heard of Asa Akira?

Not a big fan tbh, but she's not bad. I'm more of a Lily Thai or Mika Tan guy

FatalT · « **Reply #1764 on:** March 04, 2012, 05:09:43 PM »

Quote from: BlackMage on March 03, 2012, 08:03:22 PM

Going on 6 months with my girlfriend.

Going on 2.5 years with mine!

Eric P · « **Reply #1765 on:** March 04, 2012, 05:21:01 PM »

Quote from: tiesto on March 04, 2012, 02:49:06 PM

Quote from: Eric P on March 04, 2012, 02:38:56 PM
Quote from: tiesto on March 04, 2012, 10:49:16 AM
Oh wow, got the number of a really fucking CUTE blonde girl last night at a bar in Billyburg. Probably one of the hottest girls I ever picked up in person, she just moved to Manhattan from Dallas.

what bar?

The Woods, right next to the Williamsburg Bridge. Have you ever been there? It's a decent place, my friends really like it for some reason. I bombed out like 4 or 5 times before I got the # though

Yeah, I know the place. Has good tacos outside. The inclusion of taco trucks into bars is a great invention.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #1766 on:** March 06, 2012, 11:39:34 PM »

And no luck finding the same girl, back to.....

MASS EFFECT 3

and

MASTURBATION.

The two may be related.

Bebpo · « **Reply #1767 on:** March 08, 2012, 01:45:52 AM »

I don't know why I wrote that. Goddamn caffeine.

tiesto · « **Reply #1768 on:** March 08, 2012, 09:50:24 AM »

Quote from: Eric P on March 04, 2012, 05:21:01 PM

Quote from: tiesto on March 04, 2012, 02:49:06 PM
Quote from: Eric P on March 04, 2012, 02:38:56 PM
Quote from: tiesto on March 04, 2012, 10:49:16 AM
Oh wow, got the number of a really fucking CUTE blonde girl last night at a bar in Billyburg. Probably one of the hottest girls I ever picked up in person, she just moved to Manhattan from Dallas.

what bar?

The Woods, right next to the Williamsburg Bridge. Have you ever been there? It's a decent place, my friends really like it for some reason. I bombed out like 4 or 5 times before I got the # though

Yeah, I know the place. Has good tacos outside. The inclusion of taco trucks into bars is a great invention.

Yup, now we just need to get the inclusion of whole Taco Bells into bars

Girl didn't respond when I called her, oh well. Dating

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1769 on:** March 11, 2012, 12:40:18 AM »

BlackMage · « **Reply #1770 on:** March 11, 2012, 12:32:27 PM »

Things are not going so great right now with my gf, either... We hang out and stuff, but nowadays it seems like she's lost that romantic interest in me. She'll never initiate a phone call or text anymore and when she does respond to me it's usually like one or two words. Maybe the honeymoon period is over.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1771 on:** March 11, 2012, 01:41:46 PM »

Quote from: BlackMage on March 11, 2012, 12:32:27 PM

Things are not going so great right now with my gf, either... We hang out and stuff, but nowadays it seems like she's lost that romantic interest in me. She'll never initiate a phone call or text anymore and when she does respond to me it's usually like one or two words. Maybe the honeymoon period is over.

Do you constantly call or text her? Maybe she needs some space; nothing wrong with that

BlackMage · « **Reply #1772 on:** March 11, 2012, 05:22:02 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 11, 2012, 01:41:46 PM

Quote from: BlackMage on March 11, 2012, 12:32:27 PM
Things are not going so great right now with my gf, either... We hang out and stuff, but nowadays it seems like she's lost that romantic interest in me. She'll never initiate a phone call or text anymore and when she does respond to me it's usually like one or two words. Maybe the honeymoon period is over.

Do you constantly call or text her? Maybe she needs some space; nothing wrong with that

I think that's it.. see, for the past 6 months we were both texting and calling a lot. She dropped off while I continued... should I just stop texting or calling at all?

Positive Touch · « **Reply #1773 on:** March 11, 2012, 05:23:40 PM »

have you directly asked her what's up? don't just walk off without doing that at least

BlackMage · « **Reply #1774 on:** March 11, 2012, 05:28:27 PM »

Quote from: Positive Touch on March 11, 2012, 05:23:40 PM

have you directly asked her what's up? don't just walk off without doing that at least

I'm afraid to ask her that because I feel like I'm already annoying her and pushing her away.

BlackMage · « **Reply #1775 on:** March 11, 2012, 05:33:00 PM »

God, yesterday I told her that I felt like she was having doubts about our relationship. She told me that's something I'll have to deal with because she feels fine, and proceeded not to talk to me the entire night... so I already fucking blew it.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #1776 on:** March 11, 2012, 05:55:01 PM »

wallowing in doubt aint gonna do shit. man up and force a tough conversation.

BlackMage · « **Reply #1777 on:** March 11, 2012, 06:49:21 PM »

Quote from: Positive Touch on March 11, 2012, 05:55:01 PM

wallowing in doubt aint gonna do shit. man up and force a tough conversation.

I called her an hour ago but she's didn't answer eventhough I know she's not busy...

FlameofCallandorReturns · « **Reply #1778 on:** March 11, 2012, 06:53:17 PM »

Just play her game and give yourself some time. Don't call or text her for a day and see what happens.

BlackMage · « **Reply #1779 on:** March 11, 2012, 06:58:23 PM »

that's gonna be hard to do...

FlameofCallandorReturns · « **Reply #1780 on:** March 11, 2012, 07:36:35 PM »

Quote from: The Business on March 11, 2012, 07:31:32 PM

She's trashy anyway. Remember when you found her online and on your first or second date she was arrested for DUI and said you weren't a real man because you didn't take the blame for her? Wasn't she also living with some other dude and not paying rent? You need to take those rose-colored glasses off, buddy.

WTF man. I don't even know you, but I know you can do better than this bitch.

BlackMage · « **Reply #1781 on:** March 11, 2012, 09:40:04 PM »

Yeah, I'm a fucking idiot :-/

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1782 on:** March 11, 2012, 09:43:08 PM »

Don't send her anything for a couple days. Then one day send her some flowers with a "I miss you" letter

lennedsay · « **Reply #1783 on:** March 11, 2012, 11:20:43 PM »

Right now you're letting her be in control, and you need to turn that around so that you're in control. Because if she realizes she's the one holding the cards, she's going to perceive you differently, i.e. a manbaby. And when she starts thinking of you as a manbaby, you're done son.

So either stop calling/texting her and play it off that you've been too busy OR call her out on it in a way that shows her you aren't going to play games and you want things to change (either she needs to step up or you're out).

From my experience, if your gut feeling says it's done, it's done. It was fun while it lasted, but it's reached the end and onto the next.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #1784 on:** March 12, 2012, 12:27:14 AM »

Quote from: Positive Touch on March 11, 2012, 05:23:40 PM

have you directly asked her what's up? don't just walk off without doing that at least

Don't just walk off...DRIVE off

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1785 on:** March 12, 2012, 12:34:41 AM »

Quote from: Cormacaroni on March 12, 2012, 12:27:14 AM

Quote from: Positive Touch on March 11, 2012, 05:23:40 PM
have you directly asked her what's up? don't just walk off without doing that at least

Don't just walk off...DRIVE off

Drunk, of course

BlackMage · « **Reply #1786 on:** March 12, 2012, 01:48:50 AM »

I broke up with her

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #1787 on:** March 12, 2012, 01:54:13 AM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1788 on:** March 12, 2012, 01:55:53 AM »

wait, wut?

BlackMage · « **Reply #1789 on:** March 12, 2012, 02:03:03 AM »

Found out she reopened an okcupid account claiming she was single. She fucked up.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1790 on:** March 12, 2012, 02:06:55 AM »

Recently?

BlackMage · « **Reply #1791 on:** March 12, 2012, 02:37:57 AM »

As of yesterday

Himu · « **Reply #1792 on:** March 12, 2012, 02:51:14 AM »

Don't worry, she'll be in women's prison in a year for dui.

Bebpo · « **Reply #1793 on:** March 12, 2012, 03:31:11 AM »

Sorry to hear that BM. I know we all said she was no good and to stay away, but hey, if it worked and you were happy, more power to you, which it seemed like you were. Time to move on though and find a better girl!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1794 on:** March 12, 2012, 03:35:11 AM »

You were happy for a few months and had lots of sex I'm sure. So in the grand scheme of things you broke even. Nothing to be sad about dude, sounds like she was trouble...

Himu · « **Reply #1795 on:** March 12, 2012, 03:37:12 AM »

Seriously. Going behind your back to do that is just cold. What a bitch. Get an sti check up immediately especially after she pulled that shit.

Mupepe · « **Reply #1796 on:** March 12, 2012, 09:58:46 AM »

How long were you with her? Couldn't have been that long since I remember you posting about the DUI thing. Go get drunk and be happy you dodged an obviously crazy fucking bullet.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #1797 on:** March 12, 2012, 10:38:20 AM »

life lessons, bro. dont be all sad now, just go out and get something better!

demi · « **Reply #1798 on:** March 12, 2012, 11:00:53 AM »

Was only a matter of time. Women are scheming pieces of shit. Moving on to the next sucker.

BlackMage · « **Reply #1799 on:** March 12, 2012, 11:32:52 AM »

I'm so horribly depressed anyway...

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Author Topic: Pallando will return in "Never Say Never Again" (Read 1247303 times)