Author Topic: Pallando will return in "Never Say Never Again" (Read 1255872 times)

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1920 on:** April 06, 2012, 12:47:45 PM »

Can't wait for the "wait, she just told me she has a kid" post

Mupepe · « **Reply #1921 on:** April 06, 2012, 12:52:46 PM »

Wasn't there a GAF thread where some dude's girl had an ex that showed up at his house, pushed him around and then left with his girlfriend? That was probably the saddest thing I've ever read on the internet.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #1922 on:** April 06, 2012, 01:09:03 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on April 06, 2012, 10:03:02 AM

Quote from: G The Resurrected on April 06, 2012, 04:51:07 AM
A woman with her own income to contribute to the household pot. Thats a keeper
A woman having a job makes her a keeper? No, bro. It certainly doesn't hurt but at the very least she should have a job. A woman making more than me and being my sugar momma makes her a keeper.

HAHA you did get the funny yes? household pot? yeah lame

BN I wish you the best of luck in your endeavors 26 is a good age they ain't all baby crazy yet. Mine is going on 28 and is crazy to have kids. It was like one day out of the blue god talked to her and she was like: "its time to have kids"

Mupepe · « **Reply #1923 on:** April 06, 2012, 01:12:00 PM »

I actually missed that

Mupepe · « **Reply #1924 on:** April 06, 2012, 01:50:59 PM »

Awww

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #1925 on:** April 06, 2012, 02:58:35 PM »

Quote from: Billy Rygar on April 06, 2012, 01:43:43 PM

I've been married for 6 years today

chronovore · « **Reply #1926 on:** April 06, 2012, 03:54:09 PM »

Quote from: Billy Rygar on April 06, 2012, 01:43:43 PM

I've been married for 6 years today

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #1927 on:** April 06, 2012, 04:40:00 PM »

which I'm sure lead to awesome, hipster wino endurance sex

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1928 on:** April 06, 2012, 07:09:22 PM »

Quote from: Billy Rygar on April 06, 2012, 04:31:15 PM

It's pretty great. We've only had one fight the entire time we've been married.

It must have been after you discovered a bottle of Manischewitz in the freezer

Bebpo · « **Reply #1929 on:** April 06, 2012, 11:22:55 PM »

Congrats to Billy Rygar and Brandnew! Good times in relationship world for the both you!

demi · « **Reply #1930 on:** April 06, 2012, 11:29:11 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on April 06, 2012, 04:40:00 PM

which I'm sure lead to awesome, hipster wino endurance sex

His wife runs marathons and shit, I bet she's a beast.

Huff · « **Reply #1931 on:** April 07, 2012, 01:50:48 AM »

Went out with a group of people including a girl that I've hooked up with that past. Everything was looking good for me getting laid tonight until her drunk ass cousin waltzed into the bar. Not a big deal until I saw he was packing. Fuck that.

Huff · « **Reply #1932 on:** April 07, 2012, 02:21:35 AM »

She got mad, texted me "I only looked good for you"

next text "I didn't say that. Deleted that from your mind."

lol

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #1933 on:** April 07, 2012, 02:34:05 AM »

Quote from: Mupepe on April 06, 2012, 12:52:46 PM

Wasn't there a GAF thread where some dude's girl had an ex that showed up at his house, pushed him around and then left with his girlfriend? That was probably the saddest thing I've ever read on the internet.

pls find link

Cute stoner girl BN, I don't think I could date a stoner girl but I always wanted to try.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #1934 on:** April 07, 2012, 11:57:20 AM »

I mean, she's only a stoner in the fact that she blazes up every weekend, that's it really. Weekdays she stays, erm, not-high.

I had n amazing night with her last night. I haven't been this happy in years.

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #1935 on:** April 07, 2012, 12:47:18 PM »

As long as she takes care of her shit there's nothing wrong with being a stoner. Would way rather date a stoner than a drunk. Way less drama there too.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1936 on:** April 07, 2012, 01:11:05 PM »

I've heard smokers taste bad down there, if you know what I mean $:-\$

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #1937 on:** April 07, 2012, 01:12:12 PM »

I can testify that THATS not true.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #1938 on:** April 07, 2012, 03:46:42 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on April 07, 2012, 11:57:20 AM

I mean, she's only a stoner in the fact that she blazes up every weekend, that's it really. Weekdays she stays, erm, not-high.

I had n amazing night with her last night. I haven't been this happy in years.

Glad to hear it!

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #1939 on:** April 07, 2012, 05:07:23 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 07, 2012, 01:11:05 PM

I've heard smokers taste bad down there, if you know what I mean $:-\$

Smokers taste bad everywhere.

Stoners don't normally injest enough pot to make a difference though.

demi · « **Reply #1940 on:** April 07, 2012, 10:32:56 PM »

Quote from: Huff on April 07, 2012, 01:50:48 AM

Went out with a group of people including a girl that I've hooked up with that past. Everything was looking good for me getting laid tonight until her drunk ass cousin waltzed into the bar. Not a big deal until I saw he was packing. Fuck that.

u looked at his cock?

tiesto · « **Reply #1941 on:** April 10, 2012, 10:23:07 PM »

Pretty hot 34 year old with some tig-ol-bitties wants to go out on a date with me. Not looking for a relationship with a girl 5 years older than me but if it leads to a casual fling, HELL YES. We'll see. Also talking to a 23 year old Italian dance instructor who sounds promising.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #1942 on:** April 11, 2012, 02:56:52 AM »

Let me check in my book Tiesto.

Yes, a 23 year old Italian dancer does sound promising.

You cheeky fuck.

chronovore · « **Reply #1943 on:** April 14, 2012, 02:48:28 AM »

Quote from: Premium Lager on April 11, 2012, 02:56:52 AM

Let me check in my book Tiesto.

Yes, a 23 year old Italian dancer does sound promising.

You cheeky fuck.

Stout response from a Lager.

lordmaji · « **Reply #1944 on:** April 14, 2012, 05:33:40 AM »

huh... where to start?

Bebpo · « **Reply #1945 on:** April 20, 2012, 12:02:28 AM »

I just broke up with my gf. I feel awful

I hate having to do this to people. But the distance thing was really killer. Being sick and all recently, I haven't been able to go up and see her for a month and I felt bad that I wasn't spending time with her. Every weekend she'd get so excited to see me and every weekend I had to tell her I couldn't and I just felt like a shitty bf so I figured it's better to end the relationship and just be friends so she can hang out with other people and have good times and not be waiting for me.

It wasn't like we were super love/love or anything. Neither of us ever said "I love you". I liked her and she liked me and hanging out was fun, sex was fun; but because there was like a 90 min+ distance between us, everytime we saw each other it could never be a simple "let's go see a movie and I'll drop you home" kind of date, everytime had to be like 24 hour+ living together as we would end up coming back to my place and spending the night and then doing stuff the next day as well and maybe spending another night. Was a lot of time that being that close to one person so early in a relationship.

Was the first time I tried a long distance relationship and not planning on doing it again.

FlameofCallandorReturns · « **Reply #1946 on:** April 20, 2012, 08:35:26 AM »

Long distance is tough. I can't imagine doing it with someone who I hadn't lived close by to first.

Mupepe · « **Reply #1947 on:** April 20, 2012, 10:47:57 AM »

I don't think I could start out with long distance between us. But like right now if I had to I could do with time away. It would be hard, no doubt but it wouldn't be a relationship killer for my wife and I. But I couldn't start a relationship with distance. I would just never be able to grow an emotional attachment without spending time with each other in person

Bebpo · « **Reply #1948 on:** April 22, 2012, 03:47:59 AM »

It's really awkward when you're at a party and your friend brings a date who he just met a week before and she keeps flirting with you and sits next to you flirting with you in front of your friend. Was trying to ignore her since bros before hoes and all that, but do it in a way to not be an ass, and it just made it awkward. If a dude brings you to a party as his date, don't get drunk and hit on his friends. Not cool.

Quote from: Mupepe on April 20, 2012, 10:47:57 AM

I don't think I could start out with long distance between us. But like right now if I had to I could do with time away. It would be hard, no doubt but it wouldn't be a relationship killer for my wife and I. But I couldn't start a relationship with distance. I would just never be able to grow an emotional attachment without spending time with each other in person

Yeah, was pretty much this.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1949 on:** April 22, 2012, 01:54:52 PM »

Blackmage it is time to explain yourself. I saw something on Facebook

lennedsay · « **Reply #1950 on:** April 22, 2012, 05:43:11 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 22, 2012, 01:54:52 PM

Blackmage it is time to explain yourself. I saw something on Facebook

Oh shit, brb

BlackMage · « **Reply #1951 on:** April 23, 2012, 03:08:21 PM »

huh? what do you mean?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1952 on:** April 23, 2012, 03:08:56 PM »

Quote from: BlackMage on April 23, 2012, 03:08:21 PM

huh? what do you mean?

well from what I saw...it seems like you're back with you know who

BlackMage · « **Reply #1953 on:** April 23, 2012, 03:13:23 PM »

shows how much you pay attention, jerkface!

and the answer is yes... for now.

Mupepe · « **Reply #1954 on:** April 23, 2012, 03:30:10 PM »

Why add "...for now"? I'm not going to give my personal comments on her because I think you know where most of the forum stands in regards to it. But I just have to ask, why the "... for now?" Are you that unsure of your future with this girl? If so, why keep messing around? I never understood that. I have friends who are with girls and are telling me that "they've had enough" and are "over it" but they stay with them. If I had that lack of enthusiasm over my relationship I'd quit wasting my time. You're passing up pussy and potential happiness every day you keep wallowing in a failing relationship. Seems like most people are just content to pass the time with a fuck buddy rather than develop a healthy relationship. Just my $.02 and rant.

BlackMage · « **Reply #1955 on:** April 23, 2012, 03:48:22 PM »

I've become addicted the fun times we have when we hang out together. It's pretty sad, I know.

Bebpo · « **Reply #1956 on:** April 23, 2012, 04:40:01 PM »

You're young

Have fun

Don't get a DUI

Positive Touch · « **Reply #1957 on:** April 23, 2012, 04:45:50 PM »

Quote from: BlackMage on April 23, 2012, 03:13:23 PM

shows how much you pay attention, jerkface! and the answer is yes... for now.

Mupepe · « **Reply #1958 on:** April 23, 2012, 05:10:27 PM »

Quote from: BlackMage on April 23, 2012, 03:48:22 PM

I've become addicted the fun times we have when we hang out together. It's pretty sad, I know.

Not sad. It's honest. I think this is how a lot of people feel. That the good outweighs the bad so they stick with it. But a healthy relationship doesn't have dramatic breakups and then getting back together. A healthy relationship has so little of the bad that you never feel like you have to compromise your happiness... ever. There's better out there and you deserve it, dude.

lennedsay · « **Reply #1959 on:** April 23, 2012, 10:05:35 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on April 23, 2012, 05:10:27 PM

Quote from: BlackMage on April 23, 2012, 03:48:22 PM
I've become addicted the fun times we have when we hang out together. It's pretty sad, I know.
Not sad. It's honest. I think this is how a lot of people feel. That the good outweighs the bad so they stick with it. But a healthy relationship doesn't have dramatic breakups and then getting back together. A healthy relationship has so little of the bad that you never feel like you have to compromise your happiness... ever. There's better out there and you deserve it, dude.

Spoken like a happily married man.

There are a few types of relationships - the stupidly-happy couple, the very content couple, and then the convenient couple. Maybe a few more in between, but those are the ones I see the most. You don't have to find "The One" to be in a healthy, happy, loving relationship, but you certainly shouldn't be wondering when you're going to break up next. Life's too short to be wasting time with someone who you don't love and/or who doesn't love you. You can have just as much fun with someone you're in love with, if not more fun.

Honestly, I think you've probably gotten a lot of good dating experience from this relationship that will help you when you start dating other people. Just don't get hung up on this one girl, and don't get discouraged if it doesn't work out. Girls don't like baggage, boo.

FlameofCallandorReturns · « **Reply #1960 on:** April 23, 2012, 10:07:14 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on April 23, 2012, 05:10:27 PM

Quote from: BlackMage on April 23, 2012, 03:48:22 PM
I've become addicted the fun times we have when we hang out together. It's pretty sad, I know.
Not sad. It's honest. I think this is how a lot of people feel. That the good outweighs the bad so they stick with it. But a healthy relationship doesn't have dramatic breakups and then getting back together. A healthy relationship has so little of the bad that you never feel like you have to compromise your happiness... ever. There's better out there and you deserve it, dude.

chronovore · « **Reply #1961 on:** April 25, 2012, 06:07:00 PM »

Quote from: BlackMage on April 23, 2012, 03:48:22 PM

I've become addicted the fun times we have when we hang out together. It's pretty sad, I know.

I don't know you, but I've seen scenarios like this before. You probably just need to respect yourself more, and realize that you're intentionally hurting yourself by delaying ending it. Do you have self-worth or self-respect problems?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1962 on:** April 26, 2012, 01:46:30 PM »

Robo · « **Reply #1963 on:** April 26, 2012, 01:54:53 PM »

I'm not even going to try to understand.

Mupepe · « **Reply #1964 on:** April 26, 2012, 01:57:50 PM »

As I said in my PM to you a few minutes ago....

tiesto · « **Reply #1965 on:** April 26, 2012, 03:19:54 PM »

Man they need to rename OKCupid to OKFlakester. So many flaky girls on that site, it's so annoying. Maybe I'll try Match again, back in the day I remember having better luck getting first dates. Starting to get a bit desperate for a girl, and that worries me.

FlameofCallandorReturns · « **Reply #1966 on:** April 26, 2012, 03:22:30 PM »

Are you ugly?

I had no problem getting dates with OKcupid?

Bebpo · « **Reply #1967 on:** April 26, 2012, 03:25:24 PM »

tiesto is hunky

I thought you had a few leads going?

tiesto · « **Reply #1968 on:** April 26, 2012, 03:43:11 PM »

FoC I've posted pics on here before... I don't think I'm terribly attractive (big nose, oily skin, hair that does what it wants, and lately getting a gut) but I've always suffered from low self esteem.

I've gotten plenty of dates from OKC, and I had a ton of leads... but I've been getting flaked on when I try to go for the meetup. It's just a thing I've been noticing the last few months or so.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #1969 on:** April 26, 2012, 07:19:37 PM »

Time to pick up girls in the wild Tiesto.

Talk up a girl in the frozen foods isle.

Bebpo · « **Reply #1970 on:** April 27, 2012, 02:49:42 AM »

I'm really really bad at ending things with people. My ex is giving me all kinds of crap/guilt trip texts for breaking up with her so suddenly.

But if it's a short term relationship it's always sudden

It's not like you're with each other so much you gradually both notice things not working. That's long term. I don't know how you ease into something like that without being sudden. Everytime I break up with a girl she gets mad at me afterwards. Maybe that's normal. I know what it's like being on the other side and it's pretty upsetting. I get devastated when I girl I'm really into dumps me, but I feel very little when I break up with a girl because it's not working. Shrug.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #1971 on:** April 27, 2012, 02:54:26 AM »

Sounds like you are really, really good at breaking up with people

Mupepe · « **Reply #1972 on:** April 27, 2012, 10:02:23 AM »

Quote from: Bebpo on April 27, 2012, 02:49:42 AM

I'm really really bad at ending things with people. My ex is giving me all kinds of crap/guilt trip texts for breaking up with her so suddenly.

But if it's a short term relationship it's always sudden It's not like you're with each other so much you gradually both notice things not working. That's long term. I don't know how you ease into something like that without being sudden. Everytime I break up with a girl she gets mad at me afterwards. Maybe that's normal. I know what it's like being on the other side and it's pretty upsetting. I get devastated when I girl I'm really into dumps me, but I feel very little when I break up with a girl because it's not working. Shrug.

It's normal. No one likes being broken up. Girls just tend to handle it differently.

Mupepe · « **Reply #1973 on:** April 27, 2012, 10:59:32 AM »

Quote from: Spencer on April 27, 2012, 10:57:18 AM

My first anniversary is Friday. I've already ordered her favorite flowers (birds of paradise) requested the day off to be with her, and plan on taking her to our favorite tapas restaurant, should I get something else?

If she's into this sort of thing, a BBC off craigslist as an anniversary gift.

Bebpo · « **Reply #1974 on:** April 27, 2012, 12:14:54 PM »

Quote from: dcharlie on April 27, 2012, 11:47:13 AM

.... 90 minutes travel is considered "long distance" ?

ok, "medium distance"

Basically if the distance is so great that you can't see your gf during the work week, or run over and comfort your SO if something is wrong, I consider that some sort of a distance issue.

Mupepe · « **Reply #1975 on:** April 27, 2012, 03:17:35 PM »

I wouldn't date a chick 90 minutes away. *shrug*

chronovore · « **Reply #1976 on:** April 27, 2012, 03:28:33 PM »

Wrath2X, if you really like the Turkish girl, bow out from the five-college-kids-in-an-apartment scenario, find a room elsewhere, and then sit back and wait for the fireworks. There is a 100% chance that shit will get sucky in the shared She'll want somewhere else to stay, and you can be the go-to location in that case.

Quote from: Bebpo on April 27, 2012, 02:49:42 AM

I'm really really bad at ending things with people. My ex is giving me all kinds of crap/guilt trip texts for breaking up with her so suddenly.

But if it's a short term relationship it's always sudden It's not like you're with each other so much you gradually both notice things not working. That's long term. I don't know how you ease into something like that without being sudden. Everytime I break up with a girl she gets mad at me afterwards. Maybe that's normal. I know what it's like being on the other side and it's pretty upsetting. I get devastated when I girl I'm really into dumps me, but I feel very little when I break up with a girl because it's not working. Shrug.

Quote from: Cormacaroni on April 27, 2012, 02:54:26 AM

Sounds like you are really, really good at breaking up with people

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's how it's supposed to work.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #1977 on:** April 27, 2012, 07:14:53 PM »

BULLET DODGED

you only want to move in with people if it looks like a pretty solid situation. moving in with someone you mess around with who doesn't even know what she wants would be so, so, so very bad

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1978 on:** April 27, 2012, 07:31:07 PM »

Wrath making badass moves, I no longer doubt you bro

you can be my Hand Of The King anytime

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #1979 on:** April 28, 2012, 06:33:01 PM »

Dry streak is over :sp0rsk1 . Even more

is the predicament I now found myself in.

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Author Topic: Pallando will return in "Never Say Never Again" (Read 1255872 times)